GOOGLING MYSELF!!! (my net worth & divorce!!!)

Dobrik is an internet superstar, acknowledged for creating a new genre of vlog type videos. We're googling you right now and it still somehow ends up being about David. Welcome to the show! First of all, does anyone need any hair cream? I'll have a dab of ranch. You don't need a lot. Axe messy hair paste, do you use this stuff? Is this a promoted video? No one told you to say the brand. You're right. Look at the hair on this guy, having to run your fingers through that at night. Yeah, it's not really meant for you, is it? The long hair. It's 2017. Come on now. What year is it? You said long hair. What year is it? Not because you're a girl. Oh. I did that at Coachella with these girls in line. I'm trying to say, why do girls and guys have to go to separate lines for security? It's 2015. It's 2017. I was like, oh. You're such a silly goose, babe. I'm a goose. I'm googling myself today. What's my name? Jason Nash. Jason? James. Jason. J-O-A- All right, first of all. That's pretty funny. You type in Jason, the first thing that comes up is a picture of Jason. He looks like an old Conor McGregor. Kristen, I'll let you read that. Internet filmmaker is a writer who is- Internet filmmaker. That's great. Have you made any films that weren't on the internet? I've made two films, sir. That weren't internet films? What's your definition of on the internet? I don't know. FML was like an internet film, wasn't it? Yeah, it was intended to be. It just ended up that way. Oh. No, it's an internet film. Go ahead. What's the other one, though? I made another movie. It doesn't matter. They both- Wanna watch it tonight? I wouldn't put you through that. Thanks, Jason. I really didn't want to sit through another one of your movies. Okay, okay, okay, okay. The world has spoken. They don't want my movies, and then why would I subject my good friends to it? Internet filmmaker and writer who is known for his web series, Jason Nash, is married. He was also a Vine phenomenon who became a member of the One Million Follower Club. The One Million Foll- You remember the club we had. That club was sick. The One Million Club. We'd sit around in all whites and polo shirts. All whites. And we'd throw the croquet balls around. What's that? And drink scotch. Yes, yes, yes. But Nash, he would bring cigars, of course. Of course, yes. What were you saying about Nash's career? Did I cut you off? Oh, nothing. You said something about Cameron Dewey's stuff? No, not at all. Just checking. Family Vine. Where's that? I want to see how much money you make. I think that's weird that someone can look at how much you make. It's an estimate. Well, let's see how estimated it is. Social Blade. Anywhere from $35,000 to $560,000. That's a big difference. A millionaire or below poverty. What a useless website. IMDB. Oh, Jason Nash was married, only had a 5.1 out of 10 stars. Ooh, let's not bring that up around David. This is the blurb you write for yourself. Oh, you wrote this for yourself? Yeah, you have to write your own blurb. You wrote about yourself in the third person. Jason Nash is a comedian, writer, actor, director, and lately a creator for YouTube. He has a 20-year-old career in stand-up and during this time has developed series for Fox, NBC, Oxygen, and IFC. In 2016, after working together on the SML movie, Jason was discovered by Do- Wait, wait, I did not write this. Jason was discovered by David Dobrik in a comedy club. Dobrik is an internet superstar acknowledged for creating a new genre of vlog-type videos which consists in a series of short skits within one video that are scripted in the air and mostly not acted by the creator itself. We're Googling you right now and it still somehow ends up being about David Dobrik. It's like, Jason Nash, yeah, he wrote some sh**. Now he's a YouTuber. He was discovered by a superstar, David Dobrik. Internet networks are funny. Compared to SocialBlade, they're editing and trying to find stuff. You're right. Outside YouTubers develop television shows. This is the same thing. How much weight- That's a cute blurb. How old were you there? I was 46. Damn, he's two years older in this picture than he is now. Jason Nash net worth. Jason Nash is an American comedian, actor, and writer who has a net worth of one million dollars. One- can you imagine- I mean, can you imagine that? No, I have a million- I have like- I have a net. I have a basketball net. That's all I have. It's just so off is my point. Oh no. Is this about me? Jason Nash ended his married life with wife but still has a nice- Ass. That. That freaked me out was when the divorce was- there was like something online about the divorce. Or I googled myself and it just said divorce. I was like- Divorce is not an unusual thing in the life of celebrities. I'm not a celebrity, I guess. We have an extensive list of celebs who got a history of divorce. It seems Jason has some goals in his relationship with the children as he's placed his divorce aside for their sake and that has made you more interested in the life of Jason Nash, isn't it? Has managed the relation well with wife even after the demise of their relationship. The demise of their relationship. That's good. I didn't know that was out there. That's a funny old tweet. To my beautiful wife, I love you and I wish I had more money for you to spend. Happy Valentine's Day. God. That someone would sit there and dig that out. Isn't that bizarre? It's bizarre to me. Maybe she wrote it. Maybe. Probably not. Text her. You made a video? I did make a video about it. That's probably- They got all the information. I wonder how they know this stuff about me. I always say that. I say that for like security questions. You know when you're typing in your answers like who's your childhood best friend? Like we talk about ourselves so much so everyone knows like everything about us. I think it's really funny that we get that to get pissed off about something that you put out there every single day. Yeah. Just type in Jason Nash pictures and let's get some funny pictures of you. Okay. I think I burped like five times so far in this video. Yeah, I burped twice. I look like 80 years older. You look like you're bald and really old there. What? Is that you even? Yeah, that was when I was like shaving the sides of my head because it was gray and it was not a good look. So I would shave that to try to get the gray out and it just made me look worse. You look older there than you do now. Yeah. And look at this. Here's fat dad look. Fat dad. You actually kind of look a little bit like Brittle Star there. I do. That's the bald dad look with the alpaca. Oh, I thought you were talking about the one on the left. Oh. No way. What? You look like Jonah Hill. That is not you. Oh, yeah. I was really fat. It looks like I just had my wisdom teeth out. What the? Is this right before you got shredded? There was a stage in Jason's life when he was ripped. I don't know. I was probably 36. Isn't that crazy? No, that was a different human. That's like your distant cousin. What's funny though is if you start gaining weight when you're older, it kind of fills out your wrinkles and makes you a little younger again. Yeah, yeah. That's true. That's when you shredded. You see that? That's when I was shredded, yeah. But that's not here anymore. YouTube careers. Here's a shot of me and Carly getting lip injections. Oh, good. Okay. Actually, it's just me. If we really want to see Jason doing some funny stuff, we could just type in David's Vlogs. Are you? That's me, yeah. That's you? That's me. No, that is not. Yeah, that was the thing I did for Comedy Central website a long time ago. Why are you with her so much? We're busy. Because I did the two movies with her. Yeah, the two movies I did. She was the star of both of them. She was in Freaks and Geeks. Yes, she was in Freaks and Geeks. Here's a picture of my ex. They look so much alike. You're dying. You think so? So much. Yeah. That's cute. I like the cheeks. Is Busy cool? Is she nice? Yeah, she's super nice. She's super smart. What's DTE? Down Earth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey guys, Nash Carew. Yeah, here's my son. He used to go by Nash. Remember on Vine, you wouldn't remember this, but people used to think I was his dad. Oh, his first name is Nash. My last name is Nash. That's not how it works. This is Jason in 10 years. I think he's dead now. I think it's funny when you Google yourself and you realize you haven't done enough that by the time you go down a little bit, it's just other people. Yep, other people that are associated with your name. Like it's just pictures of Alex Ernst now. I feel like we've done a good job with this. And that's it for today's video, Googling Jason Nash. I appreciate you coming by. We live here. You were being loud and we were just like, I guess we'll just go sit in. All right, guys, that's the video for today. Go check out Kristen and Scott's channel. They have different channels is what I meant. Go check out Scott's channel and go check out Kristen's channel. It's separate. Kristen's a new YouTuber. She quit her job. How's that going? It's going great. She hasn't posted a video since she quit, but it's coming soon. What's up, everybody? Please hit like, subscribe, tweet me at Jason Nash, Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Caroline. Caroline, thank you so much for watching. We're in Boston, Massachusetts, and we're having a really good time here. People are looking at us. Oh, no. Oh, I'm embarrassed. We did a cool family video yesterday on our family channel. If you want to go over there and check it out, that would be really cool. You get to meet my mom, my sister, my dad, and also Hobbs, the giant Newfoundland dog. Yeah, he does look like a bear. Come on. Anyways, so yeah, we're in town here and I might actually just upload that video tomorrow on this channel because I really liked it. That's the show. Thank you so much for watching. We'll have more from Boston soon, more from LA soon. I'm headed back to LA tomorrow, then back to Boston. I don't know. We're all over. We love you. What about the family channel while we're in Italy? Shoot, it's a good point.