SHOPPING WITH LIZA AND DAVID!!

Alright guys, here we are! We're on our way, we're going to Vegas on Saturday. I'm on my way! Scott's in the back, Chris is in the back. Buckle up! Ahhhh! Didn't scare me, f***er. Hahaha! Jason, are you gonna get a suit? I wanted to get a suit today, but no one would go with me. We're going tonight, you wanna come? Okay, yeah, let's go get suits. Let's go. Alright guys, we'll see you when we get suits. Woo! Pshew! Zoom! We got suits! It didn't work, we're still here. It's not working. It's not working. Do you know why it's not working? Because you're not Tessa Brooks. We're at the Grove. Yes, we are. We just pulled up in a tub. Thanks, Todd. I appreciate that. If only I was an attractive 22-year-old girl from the O.C. I'm walking with Scott. We're walking with Scott, we're trying to get him to the suits. Is this it? Right here? Okay, I'm walking with him. He stopped, he stopped at the suits. Scott has stopped. That's your suit. This is what you're getting. Right here? Seriously? What if we don't wear suits? What if we wear, like, that? Okay. It's kind of like some G-Eazy pants. It gets a skinny, skinny leg. I don't know if you've seen my stomach, Scott. What's the temperature going to be? Tomorrow, in Los Angeles, it's supposed to be, like, 106 degrees. So, in Vegas, it's probably going to be, like, 130 pot. Maybe 150. Hey, what are you thinking, Dave? This is nuts. This is so good on me. Todd, these are tight, dude. What is that? Wait a minute. I drink it a lot. What do you think? Your butt is crazy. I like the sweater a lot. So, now we just need boots. I have these. Who? David. Have you seen his pants? Yes. Have you seen them? David? They're actually very nice. But he doesn't work out at all, though. No. Literally, everything he eats, like, he eats Taco Bell once a day, right? Yeah. Goes to his butt. Goes to the right places? Goes to all the right places. Right to his breasts and right to his butt. You guys are so in love. I'm going to put my camera away now. No, seriously, dude. He's shaped like a scrawny little chick. Why is the mayonnaise here? A scrawny little bird. Hello? Dude, you're going to look good in Vegas. Can we just see the belt? Which way did it go? Last? Obviously, I've never put on a belt before. I guess not. No one's ever asked me, which way does a belt go? Through the... Dude, you have a fat ass. No on those. Those are cool. Do you like them? I don't like them. Too tight? Yeah, the pants are a little too tight. This guy's got an ass on him like you wouldn't believe. Yeah, I believe it. Bottles are tough, man. Yeah, Liza was right. Those are good. Dude, that looks great. Really, really good. I look like a star? Let me see. I mean, it... Okay, first of all, it's going to be so hot. You're not going to want that jacket on. It looks good, but... This looks great. Thanks. Remember? You were right. Brown and black. I haven't dressed in a while. Okay, so we're good. This is my first one. This is your first one. Not another this. Why can't I dress like Connor? Because you won't wear anything but black. Yeah, I know, but he's so muscular. He looks dope in this. I like it. I just want to see how his butt looks like. Get your mind out of the gutter. We've got to go feed our kid. Parents, I get it. Hey, you should put a smile on your face. That should be the tagline for DuPars. Hey, you should put a smile on your face. Because every person who walks into DuPars is broken. Monday night at DuPars. Not... Not styling and profiling. Not at all. I feel like every time we come to DuPars, it's just like submerging lower and lower under the sea. It's like DuPars is the Marianas Trench of sadness. I'm trying not to look at it like that. You're trying not to? I should go home. I have to pick up my kids in the morning. I have to be there at 7 a.m. Hi. What's something to drink? Yeah, can I get soda water, please? See, I get soda water because I don't want to drink soda, but I like the bubbles that bubble in my throat. I do too, but it's too late for soda water for me. Give me the burps. You know you're old when you say, it's too late for soda water for me. You know, that's when you officially become old. It's too late for soda water. I'll wait until tomorrow, around noon. That's the oldest thing I've ever said. Hello, again. Hello. We really like this place. It is very nice, and the food's delicious, but we always come here at midnight, or like 2 in the morning. So what are you saying? We're saying, I would like some pancakes, please. I went to the beach with this girl. You did? I went there two days ago. We're about to, and it's midnight and no people, and it's pretty awesome. I'm eating Arby's on the beach, because we got Arby's. I'm eating it, beef and cheddar, and then I'm like, you know what would cap this off? You know what would really cap this off? How could you eat Arby's and then have sex? You just can. I can. It's not something I would think about. Well, it wasn't planned. I ate Arby's, and then I don't know what the chemicals are that they put in that, but it got me all horned up. And that guy walked out. There's no people. I look both ways, and there's no one for miles. And then we're walking, and the guy's like, hey, what are you guys doing? Have you guys seen a dog? Oh, no. My story, so it's at midnight. You know, here's the thing, why don't they do a follow-up after, just to let us know she's okay? You just alerted the whole f***ing town that there's a girl missing. Can you at least let us know that she's doing okay? Yeah, I know. You have to go to KTLA and look it up. Be like, oh, did they find this girl? Just get another beef five hours later. All good. If you want to do something, and it sounds exciting, then you respond to it. But he didn't, so... He didn't have the bandwidth. I'd love to say that. Yeah, it makes you sound really good. I don't have the bandwidth right now. Ask me to do something. You want to go to Kmart? Right now, I just don't have the bandwidth to do that, you know, because there's so much going on. Yeah, I get it, man. You know, you're eating pancakes at DuPort's. It's really popping off for you. She shouldn't be here. It's too late for her to... It's gonna be us one day, Jason. It's me right now. Yes! Let's go, baby! Oh, no! No! I couldn't control myself. You're a hypochondriac, and you don't wash your hands after you pee. Well, I do that to build a stronger immune system. Jason, you said to wait so that you could film with me and Zane, and then I walked away real quick just to do something, and then you started filming Zane. Yeah, but that doesn't mean I don't want to film you. I was just starting it up with Zane, and then I thought... Because, you know, I don't get to see Zane. I see you all the time. Zane is like a vlog find. Yeah, I can see that. You're talking to me, but pointing the camera at Zane the whole time. All right, but we're going to Vegas. Vegas tomorrow. Were you surprised when David surprised you with that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watch everyone go so crazy whenever he tries to surprise people with things. I'm just like, what could he possibly put in my hands that's gonna hurt me? Ever since the whole Carly thing, that scared me. Well, he says, trust me, but... He's 21. Take that with a big bag of salt. Yeah. What if a seven-year-old walked in here and was like, don't worry about it. I got it. He'd be like, I don't know. Carly and Aaron said something to me yesterday during their video about, and then I fired back at them, and then they fired back at me, and then I fired back at them, and then we like, all of a sudden, we were like way too far in. About what? I think they said something like, eat this fruit roll-up or something, and they're like, because, you know, you're used to sucking David's d***, and then... And then I said something like, and I couldn't believe I went there. I was like, yeah, well, you know, I guess it's working, because I went right past you guys and subscribers, like, right away. And then they fired back at me, and then by the end, I was like, you're a bitch, Carly. What I'm saying was that I'm so excited about this week, because this weekend, not only is it probably gonna be the best weekend, like, it might not be the best weekend of our lives, but it's gonna be a weekend that we're gonna remember for the rest of our lives. We're gonna experience history. Yeah. Like, this is gonna be the biggest fight of, like, our lives. We're flying there on, like, a private jet. It's the perfect weekend. Like, nothing could go wrong. Like, what could possibly go wrong? It's just the next scene, we're going down in the plane, and we're just, s***! What is this? Oh, no, Jason's holding the camera. Just the article, just like, social media influencer. Oh, God. No, it would be just Casey Neistat and David Dobrik. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash, Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout-out is Daisy. Daisy, thank you so much for watching. Check out me and David's podcast. There's all kinds of episodes up there. Fire. We will be in Las Vegas this weekend for the big fight. We're super excited. Guys, any predictions? Yeah, Ty and Heath are gonna be passed out on the floor. No, I meant about the fight. Yeah, at the fight, they're gonna be passed out on the floor. Man, the silence in Dupar is, you know, It's like hearing waves crashing on the beach. It's like– Can you hear it? Oh, that sweet sound. That's a homeless contraband outside.