TRISHA MADE ME CRY IN PUBLIC

What's up guys, it's Monday, 5 o'clock. I am headed to meet with Trisha. We're going to get something to eat. I'm not even going to try to say that we're dating or anything. So don't even. Just friends. I haven't seen her in a while. I'm going to go say hello. She's a very entertaining person. She's got all kinds of stuff going on about her and I just think she's kind of kooky and kind of awesome. So yeah, we're going to go say hello. Guys I'm trying to get in shape. I mean like really, like really. I'm really trying. And you know the thing is, as I get older, if I don't work out, I start to die. My body is shutting, well shut down. It's starting to shut itself down and it's wild bro. I messed up this morning. I went to Imagine Dragons last night and I overslept. So my ex-wife was very upset with me because I didn't wake up to take the kids to school and she had to take them and it was like a mad rush and I felt seriously bad about that. But I am refreshed. So no, I am going to be there tomorrow morning with bells on. With Richard Belzer's on. That's an old reference. He was a comedian in the 80s named Richard Belzer. It's great that I have a vlog channel where I need to explain every joke. Because I'm 80. Wonderful. Loving all the comments. Loving posting more. You guys are coming into the channel. A lot more subscribers. I love that dog. For real. I did not get my hair colored gray. I don't know why I didn't. I mean I did not color my hair this time. I got it cut. A lot of people are commenting on it. A lot of people are saying, hey your hair looks great. I'm like yes, thank you, I know. No I'm not that full of myself. I usually get this, I will get this colored over here but I didn't get it colored. Yay or nay on the coloring. Because when she does it, she does it in a way, man my girl good. This girl that I go to, her name is Nicole and she just blends it. She leaves some gray there which will trick everybody into thinking that you don't have gray hair. Of course if you have a vlog channel and tell everybody that you get your hair colored then that really defeats the purpose of Nicole, doesn't it? I'd love to just do a channel where I just sit here and talk. That would be the best. That's what I'm trying to do more of, just me. But I'll tell you something, lots of times I don't want to film either. Sometimes I get the camera in my hand and I'm like alright, this is great, it's just us, we don't have to worry about anyone else and then I go, I don't want to do this. I gotta get some clothes. Trish is pretty stylish. I end up just buying a feather boa and a leopard hat because she dressed me. Guys, I just want you to know that I put my stamp of approval on all these jokes but not my face in this light. I do not put my stamp of approval on this. Let's black my face out. There we go. Now that's how I should be shot. Right there. What's up guys? Welcome back to the channel. It's me, Jason. You know it's me because I don't like to show my ugly face. Hi. I'm back on the vlogs. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to get and then you tell me what you're going to get. Oh no. Actually, you tell me what you're going to get and then I'll tell you what I'm going to get. Should I get something like super unhealthy to be like... No. Just say honestly what you're going to get. I don't even know because I don't even eat places that are healthy. You've never eaten here? No. Never. I didn't even know this was here. I think it should be... I'm going to get a Greek salad with grilled chicken on top of it. You are so the girl. Yeah. I love it. I think that's everything. We've hung out probably six times. Just no one's seen it. I feel like everyone's like, you're not friends. I'm like, we're friends. We just don't vlog it all the time. I don't listen to anything anyone says. Oh, I listen. I listen. I get really affected by it. Tell me about Big Brother. What happened? I quit the show. Wait, did you watch? I don't get Big Brother here. I mean, it's in England. People watch it. No, people watch it here. You're not... I don't get Sky. You're not a supporter of me like I am of you. I watch all your vlogs. I've watched both of your movies. I keep up with you. You do? Yeah. And you know nothing about me. You're like, so what about Big Brother that ended two months ago? Yeah, I just quit because it was too much and... Well, it's because I'm a YouTuber and I don't like... I isolate myself. So, like, being on a show with people, I hate people. Like, being in your situation... You don't hate people. I hate people. You do? Yeah, do you? Like, when I see you around a group of people, it gives me so much anxiety for you. I'm just like, oh my God, that sounds awful. That's why I like your merch and I would like a shirt, but you didn't bring me one. I only have one of each shirt because the company is so overextended with influencers. Are you going to eat bread or no? I don't eat carbs. I'm just kidding. You just took some lit pics. Flip through them. Okay. Yeah, we look good. I was like, ooh, we look good. Yeah, we look really good. And you know why? Because I had salad. Yeah. And you made fun of me for having salad. But look how hot you look. Look, but I eat healthy with you, too. I don't know about that. That looks... I mean, hi. This looks like a sitcom. Hello. You remember that one with Bradley Whitford and the hot blonde? That's us. Except you're the hot blonde. I'm Bradley Whitford. How gross. Look, he's like, sit straight. Ew, no. Wait, did she really get... Ew, I look gross. That looks like we are miserable. You look like you forced me to take a picture. Okay, you're right. Yours are better. I'll post yours. I'll post one of yours. Wait, really? Yeah. Good. Because the other one, I know where you were going with it, but we're not Wes Anderson type characters. Is that who you said? Wes Anderson? Or who'd you say? Yeah, Wes Anderson. Yeah. We're not those kind of people. No, you kind of are. You're quirky. Yeah, you are, too. Love the glasses, bro. Love it. Oh, thank you very much. Ooh. Thank you. He is a daddy. He's a daddy? Yeah. He's got like a UFC kind of feel to him. I want to go to Medieval Times. Oh, God. I'll go to Medieval Times with you. Wait, would you really? Because I've been wanting to go there. I can go in a minute. My Tinder profile says I want to go to Medieval Times. Like, that's awesome. Where is it? Orange County. Oh, I'll go with him any time. Can you film there? Yeah. Are you kidding me? They like encourage it. That's such a good idea. It's in Orange County? Yeah, it's in Buena Park. It's not that far. Oh, I'll f***ing go with you any time. Wait, will you not go with anyone else? Like, if you go with someone else after my idea? Yeah. I wouldn't do that. Number one, because that would be lousy to do to someone, and number two, it couldn't be any better than with you. I love Medieval Times. I get really... Have you been? No. I've never been. What happens? It's everything. Do they come out on horses or something? Yeah, it's like Game of Thrones, but it's like super cheesy. My Tinder literally says, Dream Date Medieval Times, and everyone's like, oh, I'll take you to Medieval Times. And no one's taken me. And the fact that you were just like so excited about it made me so excited. I don't know. We'll go. So, it just says, Dream Date Medieval Times. Love it. Muscle cuddles. Also, I kind of catfished, because I don't Photoshop that picture, but I take really good angles. So, I'd be like, ooh, this girl's got a fit stomach. And I was like, that was right after my liposuction, so it was like a month after, so I was like really tight. I let myself go a little bit. But I was like super tight. That's the most liposuction. Yeah, that is. And then that one. Oh, my God. See, that's what I'm saying. If you gave me a day in advance before we filmed, I could look hot. I have people that come over and everything. You look hot already. Oh, my God. That was before lipo, actually. So, I have a couple different ones. After my liposuction, I was like flat. It was crazy. I came out so skinny. I was like, oh, my God. And then I was just like, oh, this is great. I can eat whatever I want. No one told me I was going to be healthy. I gained all that money for liposuction. It's like $10,000. I got my back, my stomach, my butt, my arms. I got everything done. I literally look the same. Did you feel so light when you got out? Yeah. Let me show you. I'll show you. It must have felt like you'd dropped a baby or something. It was insane. I've never had a flat stomach in my life. I saw the picture from Tinder. No, it was even flatter. It was flat. No stomach. I know. This was February 25th of this year. That was this year? Yeah. Thanks for making me feel worse. No, I'm just saying like... Things you don't want to hear from your date. That was this year. Are you sure? February? Tiny. How did you feel? Better? I felt amazing. You did? I want to get it done again. It was awesome. Why don't you just... You're young. You could just lose it. Just lose it. You could afford to hire a trainer. You could afford to eat well. No. No, that requires discipline. I know you have discipline because you're a successful career person with albums and books and all these accomplishments. That's narcissism. I just like to show... That's the height of narcissism. Looking skinny. Isn't that... That's what people say. She's so vain. But it's so weird because I love food more than I love looking good. This is deep now. This is getting deep into therapy. But I love food. It's a food addiction. That's why literally I left Big Brother. You haven't seen the clip. But there's a clip of literally me complaining that there's no food. So I just left. Because they were starving us. They were giving us lentils. And I was like, bye. Yeah. Was that because they were cheap or they wanted to keep you trim? It was a punishment. They just gave me the lentils in the house. Why am I the only one getting lentils? I'm so sorry. It's fine. It's just so nice to be in no one's ever treated me well. God, my life is just in shambles. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cry. It's okay. We're just sitting here sitting. Imagine if I just started. Because I was complaining a minute ago that I'm tired. You were. And I was going like this. You're like, I'm tired. I hate my life. All right. Well, this was a lot of fun. Wait, is this the end of it? The end of the vlog? I'm just going to be quiet during the outro. I wasn't quiet last time. Someone's like, you're supposed to shut up when he does an outro. I love you guys. This is a great woman. Go follow her page. Link in the description box below. She's going to. She wants a link. She'll get a link. I'll always be around. Oh. Always be around. Oh. Thanks. Oh.