SURPRISING HER AT DISNEYLAND

Okay Back at it again The dynamic duo, can you give me a better thumbnail this time? Yeah, I want a thumbnail where I look sexy in it I don't want to be like my last thumbnail was like this. I want a thumbnail like Hold on. We're like sex to thumbnail. My boobs are naughty. That's body. You're you you know, you're in a hookers outfit You're in a hookers outfit. Just because my body is curvier than everybody else's. I'm just saying you look great and I don't like it Tana Mongeau is in this outfit. It'd be like, oh Tana's cute in here. She'd be in a hooker outfit, too. Yeah, she would I'm telling you. I'm telling you something. Please don't pull out that political correct bullshit because I know that's not who you are. Oh Man, this is like if Dylan's candy bar had a car Trisha's teaching me about YouTube and it's supposed to post a lot in December vlogmas. Yeah, so we're no we're out It's Christmas and we love Christmas. We haven't seen each other in a while We're gonna go try to get into the holiday spirit today. It's Saturday night Trisha's the best So easy to vlog with because most of my friends when they talk they're like can't put that in don't put that in Oh, really? Can I see that? And so now guys we're gonna go see some Christmas lights and we're gonna get in the Christmas spirit You talk about multiple girls on your channel your podcast will give you are trying to date someone That's why they never want to go on a second date with you because they hear you going on dates with all the other people Like when we first went out on a date, which I thought was a real date Apparently it wasn't apparently it was just a vlog thing. And then I heard like on your podcast Oh, I want to do with this girl. I was like, oh I was kind of heartbroken. I was kind of like, oh my god Yeah, so that's why like if you ever but I thought of all people you would you would you would know that it's What I don't know that there wasn't anything serious it was just we were vlogging Impress me. I know exactly cuz I'm so over it. Please don't well, no, I used to want to Yeah, I was like, oh, he's so cute. Oh my god Jason I don't need a hair extension to look cute. You look cute. I didn't notice you didn't have hair extensions I don't know when you do or when you don't. Oh, wow. What a guy thing to say. I don't Okay, there's some Christmas right there Okay, so we're going to Christmas tree lane which we found there's a bunch of Christmas tree lights there apparently we're driving 36 minutes Which is a big commitment, but I love that. Trisha's just like I'm down cuz I get to be with you You're just so down. I love it. Is Shane Dawson gay? No. Yes No, I know I Love him, how's all the eating shows going? Cuz you don't ever eat you could just like pick it up I'll do that. Yeah, I just did a Hanukkah one Where I ate the grossest Jewish food That Okay, I don't get one ready for all my Jewish viewers and I wanted to puke on everything matzo ball soup chicken liver I was a boy. Yeah, it was so gross. It was from Greenblatt's deli Circumcised yeah We are circumcised we just do this really weird thing where we have a party to cut the kids No, no you do in there baby, that's a bar mitzvah We're at Christmas tree lane and we don't see any Christmas trees or any kind of lights whatsoever It's so, California, I see a guy with a surfboard and a dog Other than that, I see Danny Trejo's taco truck, but no Christmas tree lights So Stop we got it. We got it. Look right there. Ooh Partial view Christmas tree Mmm, I think you think there's more there's gotta be you know, it's actually kind of blue. It's blue and white It's kind of Hanukkah. Hey, I am converting to Judaism. So I'm down with your boyfriend. Yes, good We're gonna be together in a Jewish family good They don't accept we're gonna eat egg bread every night Wait, are your kids are nerds? That was what I was growing up. Really? Oh, okay It says while LA might learn visitors with breezy palm trees The city is no slouch when it comes to conifers case in point this grand mile-long driveway of cedars in Alta Dena Alta Dena becomes blanketed and lights each holiday as he transformed a Christmas tree lane Take a majestic cruise down the hill after it lights up the second Saturday in December. Oh, we're too early I'm so sorry. We're a week early Oops This is what happens when you make too many videos you like you don't plan, right? You just go. What do you want to do a little drummer boy? Yeah, we're gonna sing for my vlog. I know you can sing. No, I definitely cannot sing Where did you ever get that? Didn't you make like 10 hours? Yeah, it's all auto-tuned 100% like I cannot sing Wait, are you sure you can sing a Christmas song if you're Jewish? I feel like that's blasphemous. It's cuz I'm Jewish Yes, that's exactly what it means because you're a Christ is not your Savior come and they told me Newborn King to see Our finest gifts we bring Bah-bah-bah This is beautiful right now you literally a caroler I'm loving this shot really girl girl, we're gonna kill this Oh, yeah, just hear those sleigh bells jingling ring-ting tingling, too Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling you Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you. Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy and cozy are we We're snuggled up together like the birds of a feather would be Yeah, well you do what from Elf I don't know what that is I really can't stay That's a good one. Should we go home a shower and do it? That's what they do an hour Wait, what if you just cut to that of us? You have a boyfriend You have a boyfriend. Oh, I love feeling young again. Okay, so what? We're literally the oldest people on YouTube every time people call you old I literally think like people call me 50 all the time in all my vlogs like why are you on YouTube? I'm like someone older than me. All right. Well, I guess Do we this was a bus because that's it's doesn't start till December 9th guys. That's so funny. I love that Wait, we didn't do anything Christmasy in this vlog No, we could go to the Grove not the Grove the other Grove that's in Glendale Oh the Americana. Do I look like a boy with my short hair? No, you look like a Kelly Bundy, they're dominatrix. Oh, I love that We both have bags everyone always comments the bags under my eyes and I know if you come on that they just love to come That's just I don't have bags. That's not my blog. I don't have bags. It's discoloration Well, I got concealer on today, but I do have a little bit of bags. I don't even I don't even get those comments I don't think yeah, I get a lot of bags coming. Yeah, I never see people say that Yeah, and I do but I think people are just used to it. No people say it. No, you don't have them like in person Oh, I do Don't think people talk about that much because I think they're just like they just know by now. I'm old Can we get Botox? Oh, we can't it's too late. We need to get Botox together It's too late like like that was a serious suggestion Yeah, like you'd go like if the doctor was open now, you'd go would you go get Botox? Yeah. No, okay But we both have forehead wrinkles. I'm not gonna like front about that. Look at mine It's wearing off. Yes, you would have none. You would have zero if you have Botox It doesn't matter if I do or don't look you don't mind. I'm looking I'm getting mine back. I Used to have really bad look see I Do you get you get Botox shot right into your forehead? I get like all over my face. Doesn't it hurt? No, no, so easy. Does it look does it when you get out of there? You're like, yes, it looks better No, she's like two or three days. We should both get Botox I think you look so hot. Well, like I don't see if you had a little test. You look so much hotter. Yeah You're crazy a little bit Like right there. Yeah, just a tiny bit. No, why I would never do it They left my credit card in California Pizza Kitchen and Trisha was said, but I lost my credit card She's like you should call the restaurant It's just why I need a girlfriend because I didn't think to do that. Yeah, you need a girlfriend. It's true We've gone through all the scenes of a girlfriend. We're practicing and nagged you we got lost. We pumped gas We sang we sang I reminded you I helped you I became the girl and I was like Why don't you just call the restaurant something? That's very common knowledge to everybody. Uh-huh. It's true and it worked now it eased your mind Yeah, and then you said and I always my card at the CPK I go to the same CPK way I go like at least twice a month or three times a month and I think it's because when I pay the bill I think I'm such a big deal Yeah, you're like baller at the CPK, yeah, yeah cuz like the kids will be like we get dessert and I'm like Look right. You're literally The worst vlogger ever You know why I'm bad at filming is because I really give you a natural yeah, I give you a real You're very into it. You don't look at yourself. You're very into what's happening here Yeah, like so you would you when you see the camera go down with me? You should know that like, oh, this is he's really he's being himself He's in the moment. Yeah, see I just did it again. Okay, you were really into it. I'm in the moment Okay, I love that. I'm glad we're in the moment together. Yeah, so that's why I'm a pretty big deal So I better be your girlfriend tonight because you don't have a credit card. So Thing I love that I'm a sugar mom in all my relationships and I kind of feel like I have a power over somebody So I'm always like, well, you know, I got paid for everything So that's a bad situation for a guy to be in for a guy to be in to be the sugar, baby Wait, why? Because exactly what you said like you pay for everything. Yeah, and then like you and you you're you want something in return Yeah about that Like I don't know but it's even like something like Subconsciously when I was married like there were years where I didn't make any money and like my wife paid for everything Yeah like it's just a bad place to be because like she doesn't feel like she's taken care of and Then and you feel like you're a piece of it Not bad, I don't mind it at all. I love it. I love the power over it I'm just like you yeah, cuz then they gotta be like loyal. They like kiss your ass. Sorry What was our feeling kiss your feet? They're like like my last boyfriend was like whipped because I pay for everything and he was just like, what do you Trisha? I called him at like 1 in the morning. He's like I'm coming over like anything He's gonna bring you something when we get that like he was just all over me. You love that. I love it I love being the sugar mama. Wait, did we tell them did we tell I told them? Yeah on mine, but you should tell them on yours. Well, I'm not vlogging right now We're at Disneyland This is official dating status going to Disneyland. That's like literally what boyfriend girlfriends do Literally dating. I'm really excited. Do you like Disneyland? I love it. You do. I'm so excited about it. I You hate it. I don't know. I've been and I didn't like think the rides are that good. Oh, I love their rides We should at least like one ride. I feel it doesn't cost like $300. Yeah Whatever man, how much does it cost for a ticket? Really? Yeah You don't have any drugs on you do I wish Very separate I like your mother. I literally could be your mother right now. You're just trying to get me in bed. Yeah, you're right We had two separate bowls and the girls like you don't want to put it you're in the same bowl And just like oh, okay, I guess like he was so anti that no I wasn't I said I thought she wanted in two separate bowls Like I thought she wanted to analyze and then analyze me like I take security seriously I hate me like Jason doesn't even want me to like even people to associate that you didn't think we'd be dating He's like, no, we're gonna be separate bowls through the security Geez, I gave you some advice. Yeah, well every picture you have your mouth open. Yeah, cuz it keeps my wrinkles down I don't think so. It does. I think that's I think that's you know, I think you're projecting Like you're ready for it and I'm like, why does he do that every photo smile or is sexy like show me I can't do that. That's what you should do. You should pout. Okay, I'm gonna work on my pose My name's Jason Tricia like this Yeah My gosh Those look good And then she said I can't either and then I said cuz you're eating 12 tomorrow on camera in your eating vlog Lovely weather for us lay right together with you. Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Where are you? I Yeah, I love it too No, I love it. It's really nice It beats Christmas tree lane. I'll tell you that much It be it beats Christmas tree lane on December 2nd You want a picture Okay, we just went on Pirates of the Caribbean and Trisha's looking good. Oh, no, I'm looking tired and I'm looking good We're gonna try and go on one more ride before it closes at midnight We're gonna try and go on one more. I feel like technically they should let you on the last right at midnight How are you feeling? This is midnight. This is dad's night out. How do you feel dad's ready for a movie on the couch? Yeah, you even have a couch. We have couches. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't know how cable works No one will show me. Wait, do you have a TV? Yeah, we have a TV, but I don't watch TV that much. Yeah, I know how it works, but it's not that inviting It's not like your place where it's like inviting If I just say hey, can you get this on my bag? Okay, can you turn off my lights? Okay, you're like a dad I love it. You're my dad But you're not my dad You know what I've always been courteous No, I'm I'm really really enjoying it no I have this I have this um place that I go to and it's in your mind Yeah, it's actually the best place. What is it? Yeah, I can if I can if I can do it. Are you there now? Yeah, am I getting you out of your zone though if I get you over there? Oh, I'm so happy. How many people are here at 1145 at night. It is nice to be here without kids though You like it. Yeah, just kind of don't worry. Where are you? You know, you don't have to do that Yeah, they were I've had kids right here. It was night forget We have to get a picture in front of this we have to this is so pretty and what's this called? It's so magical. You look so pretty over the princess do a princess Oh sleeping Sleeping beauty. I am you Oh now your drawer Do a leap This is a meme right here I'll find a shell Dash with the Nash She really wants a picture in front of this That's hilarious Thanks for watching the vlog everybody. Are you ending yours too? I'm really tired. This is Trish We love her. I'm not talking a natural viewer of the day right here. I don't know your name, but I'll know it Today's shout out is right here watch views every Wednesday Thursday shout out to men shape club for sponsoring this video. She's a real fan and me undies