PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH!! (Cabo Day 2)

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Stand behind our trademark. Tristan and I have been getting along very well. Except when I tease her about other women. We're going on dating apps. It was a brand deal. It was a dating app that was offered to be a brand deal. Even if someone paid you a million dollars, you should not get on Tinder. If someone gave you a million dollars and said, hey, you have to be a member on Tinder. A million dollars? Yeah, you have to be a member. A brand deal. Tinder calls right now and it's like, Jason, I'm gonna pay you a million dollars. To be a member. To promote Tinder. To be a member, promote it, and go on a date with somebody. A million dollars. Are you f***ing kidding me? A million dollars. Maybe a million dollars is a lot of money. Did you ever see the movie A Decent Proposal with Robert Redford and Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson? Of course. And he's like, I'll give you a million dollars for a night. And she's like, I wouldn't do that. And Woody Harrelson's like, do it. We need the money. And then she does it and then he gets all mad. What happens in the end? They split up. She kind of goes with Robert Redford and then they get back together. Oh, you know what? He finds a way to pay the money back. Okay, let's play that scenario out. Okay. Demi Moore offers you a million dollars to spend the night with her on her job. Yeah. A million dollars? But you're dating me. Are you f***ing kidding me? I mean, you wouldn't let me do that for a million dollars? No. Tax free? Are you serious? I don't know if you're being serious right now. I would let you have sex with someone for a million dollars. You would let me have sex with someone anyways. You're like, if you want to, you can. I'm like, I don't want to. I mean, I guess if you said no, then I'd be like, all right. But I'd be like, you're being crazy. You would say all right if I said no. Yeah, if you said no, I mean, there's nothing I could do. Really? Still, it's a million dollars. I'd be pretty upset. You just want to have sex with her. With who? Demi Moore. Who's Demi Moore? I said Demi Moore offered you a million dollars to have sex with her on a yacht. I'm not like especially attracted to Demi Moore. Or not attracted to Demi Moore. But you want to have sex with her. Look, people pay me to have sex all the time. It's part of my job. It's who I am. You guys. We're kayaking. Yay. I'm making Jason do the work right now. I feel like. Trish has been doing really good. She's done a great job. The person in front gets to boss the other person around. And he keeps calling me bossy. And I'm just trying to protect us from the rocks. Yeah, I was trying to fix my hat. Do a snapchat. Were you a snapchatting? No, I couldn't get it out. Oh my gosh. That's the only thing about the camera. I can't show the world. I guess I'm showing them right now. Here we are. Okay, we should probably paddle. Hold on. Here, give him that, babe. Give him what? The camera? Yeah. He doesn't need a wrap. You want a video or you want a picture? Picture. I can take it to the picture mode. I love it. You know how? No. Of course you do. Are you okay with that? Yeah. Okay. You're going to film. I'm going to paddle, right? Yeah. Okay. You just agreed to something you didn't know. I don't know. That's what I thought. But then you looked like you were testing me. Look at these sea lions. We've been here for like three or four minutes and I didn't even see them. This is why you don't pay attention because he said that ten minutes ago. I can't hear anything back here. Just keep spinning us this way because we don't want to go to the rocks. All right, girl. I love you. I love you too. Okay. I am. Wow. Oh my God, you guys. Oh my God. Oh my God, Jason. You're with them. You're in the shot. Oh my gosh, you guys. This is so cool. The sea lions are behind us. We are terrified. Look at this waterfall. Okay. Turn. I know. We'll have to zoom in a little bit, but that's amazing. That was good. They're talking to us. Oh, they know. They're your cousins? You're so good. Aren't they so cool? You look amazing. You look so adventurous right now with all these rocks behind you. Oh my gosh. Are you kidding me? Oh, okay. Ready? I'm getting it. Getting all of it. Okay. I got it. Okay. Here we go. I'll give it to you. That's like a little video. Okay. It is window to the Pacific. Oh. Woo. Explain a whale shark again. They have the name of the shark on the whale, but it's not. It's the biggest fish in the world. And you go on tour, and you let people see whales, swim with whale sharks. Yeah, they can swim with La Paz. Two hours start from here. You take a boat there for 20 minutes all the way to the place where they like to. Once you've found one, you will be able to jump in the water and swim with it. Okay. And it's not scary because... It's not scary because they are not dangerous. They don't have to. They are not sharks or they are not whales. Yeah. They just have the mouth of the whale and the tail of the shark. That's why they eat them. They are 35 feet long. All right, guys. We have to go back in because it's too choppy. Trish and I, we wanted to brave the waters, but the Mexican government said, no, we need you guys to continue this vacation. So, no snorkeling today, but the harbormaster just went by and they told us to come in. So, we've got to go in. What's wrong? They're just crabs. I don't want a crab near me. No! Jason, don't do anything. Oh, my God. You don't want to leave the boat with us. Yes, I am. What if one got in the boat? What would you do? I thought that's what you were trying to do. No! I just missed my total crab sighting. So, sorry. My girlfriend, Trish here. Start lightly with what your next words are going to be. Make it light. It's too afraid to get up to the nature. That's why they call me Bear Nash Grove. We're almost home. Yay! We made it. We're making it. I feel so proud of us. I'm not motivating you to get in the boat. Okay, let's go, baby. Thank you. Oh, that looks really good, too. You win. You got the good thing. No, I don't know. These look pretty good. Should we cheers it? Cheers it. Oh, my God. So bueno. You have to try it. It's better to mix it. Mmm. I want to taste it. I actually like mine better. Yours is more refreshing. This is more like a shake. We should get the strawberry daiquiri, too, just to try. You don't want to get too tired for the dolphins. Tired or drunk? Tired. Guys, we're midday here. Trish planned an awesome kayak out. and we sat around for a while and we talked, which was really nice. She got mad when I left a couple times. You say I share too much. You don't need to share every little time I get annoyed with you. Oh, I thought you were going to kiss me. What were you doing? And then last night you were saying last night you wanted to plan for something March 8th to pick you up from Star Lashes. What? Oh. You're like, what are you doing March 8th? And I was like, I don't know. Well, I have an appointment at Star Lashes. I want to see if you can pick me up. I was like, okay, maybe. You can't do something once for me and not do it all the time. Like, that's not how it works with Trish. You do it once, you do it forever. Oh. And I messed up big time. That was like, honestly, that might have been the best day ever. When you picked me up at my lash appointment and you were just there waiting for me. Like, that's like what I want in life. I want someone to just... Just be waiting at Star Lash. Waiting for me. I love that. Oh my god. You like that? That was so nice. I would do it for you if you wanted me to wait around for you somewhere. I'm like, I've got so much to do. Have you dropped me off at Thunder from Down Under and you wait outside? This is really good, but this is like... That's really good. Might be the wrong direction to take right now, midday. Mm-mm. You know what I'm saying? It's the right direction. Drink up, baby. But the dolphins... I need to be clear-headed. You don't think we're going to go on an expedition with them? We're just like standing in water, petting them. Maybe I'm better at drunk vlogging. I've never tried. Oh my god. I should have the burger. Oh my god. That looks so good. Hello. Hi. Those are onion rings. Enjoy your meal. Could we get a side of fries? A side of fries? Yeah. Regular french fries? Or do you like truffle fries, chili lime fries? What are those? Trish wants me to review these french fries, and I'd say they're about an eight. Wow. They're good. I'd say a six. A six? I think McDonald's are better, because I like crunchy. No, ma'am. We've got to stop eating. Like, seriously. I know. You posted a photo of us at the kayak when we got off the kayak, and I looked disgusting in it. I did? Oh my god. I look so gross. My bad. These drinks are putting me under really, really bad. I mean, it's fine, but then on top of the french fries. What are we going to do now? Are we going to go run on the beach? Yeah. I've burned, like, 500 calories every time I've had sex. That's not true. That's 100% true. Who told you that? I know. Lisa Arena? No. I used to wear a monitor on my wrist. Yeah? And it said that. I've burned, like, 575 calories. 575 calories. If you go for, like, 20 minutes. All right. Go f*** on the treadmill, I guess. Today we are going to show you how to make homemade guacamole. Guac-a-mole. Guac-guac-a-mole. Have you heard that song? No. There's a woman who sings it on YouTube, it has like 100 million views, and she goes, Guac-a-mole. Guac-guac-a-mole. You start with an avocado, then you feel it. Guac-a-mole. Oh my god. What? It sounds like that's really hard to watch. You have to wear this hat. I have a worry about a kid. You should make your kids. Or not. Sweatshirts? Sure. Okay, well. Betty! Stickers! We need to get, like, 10 for our room. So you want to make use of a wet suit? What do you think? Is it cold? It is. Have you been in the ocean? Yeah. It's the same temperature. I mean, if you want one. Okay, I'll need a wet suit. Yeah, we're good. Okay. I had some issues with the wet suit last time. It didn't have my size. I had to get a men's one. It was real embarrassing. So I'm trying to avoid wet suits. You know what I mean? This is not a good situation. So what did you think? Did you have fun? That was so much fun. That might have been the funnest thing we've ever done on an aviation. You think so? Yeah. It was pretty fun. Going underwater with the dolphin was fun. You said that, and that made me think, like, I got really scared. You're like, yeah, you're going to pop in the air. Well, that's how they made it seem. What do you think of it? What's her name? I'm calling her Jason. Texting. We're going to take that back to the... We're going to take that on the plane, right? We can check it. If we want. Check it? How? You're like, this is my baby. I'm not going to check my baby. Perfect. Daddy, Jason got me pregnant. I'm not. I look like I'm nine months pregnant, but it's only three months. This is what I look like pregnant. Do I look attractive? Yeah. The baby's a little lumpy. That's our child you're talking about. Okay, ready for the birth? Yeah, I'm ready. So you can have two faces. You can be like, she's pregnant, or she's giving birth to what? Ready? Wait, how do you have... Wait, wait. You had a dolphin. I'm sorry. You had a dolphin. It's half coming out. She made it. And we got the whole topic. We got the whole video that we did. It was really fun. Thank you. Yeah, we got to see them over here too. It was really cool. They're hanging over it. People. Yeah. It's intense. It's very intense, but once you do it, it's like... Yeah. Really fun. Yeah. It's a rush. For sure. It's so cool. Whenever I get the chance, I'm just like... Hi! And I jump on them and we go down. They don't take us in the nice little circle that they're trained a little bit for. And there's a bunch of programs. So you had your baby. No, we're in the middle of it. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. It's not your. It's our baby. Oh, right. Jason. The girl dolphin. I got to finish this. Right here is good. Here, I'll take it. No. You're not a trained doctor. Okay, you can catch. Actually, dad can catch it, right? No. No, don't pull it. It's attached still. Okay. All right. It's good. Go. Hey! It's baby Jason. He looks like a Jason. You know what's really funny? Simon Pink. The guy that gave the Taya toy this morning. Did you hear there's a whale shark thing? No. He goes, it's about two hours. I take you. He goes to the whale shark. And you're like, oh, a whale shark. What's that? He goes, a whale shark is neither a whale or a shark. That was so funny. He said that? Well, what is it then? I don't know. We have fish burritos here. They are neither fish or burritos. You know, when we go kayaking, I get very overwhelmed and stressed. I start yelling at Jason. I'm sorry. He's like laughing at me. I'm like, Jason, shut up. Yeah, yeah. When you get scared. I know. But we were like going through rocks. And it was rough. This was rougher. I'll tell you why because I'm in front of this one. And when we were in Hawaii, the water wasn't splashing in my face. This one, like, the water was like splashing in my face when we were coming back. Yeah. I think it was rougher. What is it? And the water would fill out, like, really quick in those coves. I know. And the seals. Remember we saw the seals? Oh, yeah. Oh, we got to look at those pictures. I have to upload this to my computer. Those are probably good pictures. We almost died getting those pictures. Okay, now paddle back. He was great, though, because he could paddle backwards. So, he's good. I love matching you. Oh, I like this shirt a lot. You do? It looks really good on you. I thought it looked good on you. That's why I looked at it first. I was like, oh, I kind of like it. I love matching with people. Jace? Jesus Christ. I'll do a modesty one. Don't worry. There's children around. Excuse me. I'm a woman that's a natural feeder. It's okay if my baby needs some milk. Don't look at my tummy. I knew you were going to do that. So, what are we waiting for now? The pictures? She said 15 minutes. Okay. We got, oh. We got a premium package that definitely someone's not happy about. But it doesn't make any sense, because you could have gotten, like, one photo for $150,000. Or you could get, like, everything. Video, photo, everything for, like, $100 more. It's not smiling. I did the kissing one from my house. We're going to post it up in your room. We're going to post it in my room? So, you think of me every time you go home. Okay. We're going to have every wall just be covered with trash in your bedroom. Summer down, won't you love? I'm taking one for the team. 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