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Hey, are those Khloe Kardashian jeans?
Are you being stupid?
Those are nice. Out of all the Kardashians, I'd probably pick her.
You'd pick Khloe?
Yeah, to be friends with, not to be romantic with.
Who would you be romantic with of the Kardashians?
Kim.
You were supposed to say nobody.
Really?
Because they're not going to compare to you.
Kim Kardashian's very pretty.
You're not allowed to talk about women.
Okay.
Although, guys, look at this shirt.
Owevo!
You know what I love about you?
What?
You're just, you have great timing.
You're always in the right place at the right time.
What does that mean?
Because I owe an Owevo shout-out to Owevo on my YouTube channel.
Guys, check out Owevo.
Are you the number one Owevo-er?
I don't know. I'm not sure.
You should just say yeah.
I have like 100,000 followers.
What?
Yeah.
I love the app.
I love making like six-second content, seven-second content.
I think it's really fun.
And I know people love watching it because Vyma's so big.
And then like, it's fun to just watch something for seven seconds.
It's like, it's just so, it really gives your brain a rest.
So basically, if you're an idiot.
It's perfect for, yeah, exactly.
That's why I like it.
So what you have to do is just go to the link in the description right here, guys.
And go down, go download the app.
Just go check it out.
You know, if you don't like it, that's cool.
And if you're a creator, it's a great way to get started.
You could get a lot of followers on there quickly.
Trish, thanks for helping me with that sponsorship.
You're welcome, baby.
Now we're off to a meeting.
We're off to a meeting.
We're gonna have our own reality show.
We have someone that wants to talk to us about our own reality show.
And babe, I've been thinking about it.
This is probably a terrible idea.
What?
Having our own reality show.
About our relationship.
I was like, Jesus.
No.
I feel like the breakup would come on camera so you get my real reaction.
I would never do that.
Really?
I don't know.
You tried to break up with me over a text one time.
I'm like, you can't do that over a text.
What do you think was the most difficult night with me?
I think about four big times that I was difficult with you.
And I wonder, in your head, I wonder what was the most difficult for you.
They're all difficult.
They're all equally awful and hellish.
Okay, what's more difficult?
Me when I'm being stubborn and I won't budge?
Or me when I'm like messed up?
Do you like coherent, stubborn Trish?
Or do you like effed up, I'm out of my mind Trish?
You don't know what's going to happen to me.
Maybe I'll be self-assaulted to sex trafficking.
We don't know.
Jason has to keep an eye on me during those nights.
Which one's more difficult?
That's the funniest thing you've ever said.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to film in the meeting.
I'm going to guys, I'm going to film in the meeting.
No.
Yeah, I am.
I'm going to film a little bit.
No, you're not.
Yeah, I am.
So they can see what a real Hollywood meeting is like.
Do you know how far a good attitude takes you in this life?
A good attitude will take you everywhere.
Go into this meeting with a good attitude.
It's fun.
Really?
I haven't seen you do any comedy, so I'd have to look you up.
Is that a potato?
Oh my god, I thought that was a potato chip.
I thought that was a Dorito.
I thought it was a nacho, but it's not a nacho at all.
It's a map.
How are you?
I'm very good, how are you?
What's happening?
Things are happening, a lot.
I like that jacket.
You?
I love it.
Look at this outfit.
That's how you gotta dress, Jason.
You gotta dress more like this.
I do, I look different.
Yeah, you look trendy.
Do I?
How does he look different than me?
Because you have stains on his shirt.
I think of the hair, long hair.
Yeah, I like it.
I wanted to draw it to his shoulders.
How about you?
I think it looks good.
I got the thumbnail right here.
What is the thumbnail?
He's representing her.
Wow, what a good clickbait.
I'm sure everybody's going to click on that.
What did you say?
I said, let's just be real.
How much can we get for a sex tape?
I mean, would Jason be in the sex tape?
A mil?
A mil.
I would do it for $100,000.
Wow, we just had a reality show meeting.
It's pretty much in the bag.
We met with a fire producer.
Yeah, that was good.
He was great.
He got us.
No, it's not here.
Are you kidding?
This is like that episode of Seinfeld.
But it's not funny, Jason, because my feet hurt.
So we gotta figure out where it is.
I'm sorry, Dorothy.
Oh, I knew what I could do.
I could look at the tape and see where...
Because I was filming.
We are here with the Psychic Twins.
We should be in unison like they were here.
One, two, three.
Hey, guys.
We're here with the Psychic Twins.
We've got a bunch of greetings about them.
And you're going to want to stay tuned while we tell you what's coming up in their lives.
Did you have breakfast this morning?
Whoa, you're good.
I thought so.
We love your vibe.
We love your energy.
Everybody loves you.
It's explosive energy.
I'll tell you.
You know, whenever there's somebody, some powerful people coming over,
we get sort of jittery and shaky.
It's because of the energy of you two.
I could hardly put my eyelashes on.
And so you put the pen in your hand and you just go.
And whatever comes to you, you write as fast as you can.
It's like we're accessing information fields on other dimensions of reality.
Both of you are very afraid of commitment.
Both of you are very, like, you're afraid of being hurt again.
On a one to ten scale, you each trust on a two, which is very low.
And she's extremely loving.
Mack truck loving.
You cannot let love in, but it steamrolls you.
I love when you do this.
That's so amazing.
I'm like, ah.
If I were to do it, I would roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Okay.
I can't believe you're supposed to do, um, martial arts.
Was that a reach?
Um, no.
I mean, I would love to do karate.
My dad did karate.
Oh, no way.
Yeah, he was, um.
Oh, come on.
Did he?
He was a braided belt.
Yeah.
Will Trisha expose David Dobrik?
Will she make an exposed video on him?
Oh.
Revealing his secrets and the underbelly of David Dobrik.
You are psychic because that's exactly what I see.
Oh.
Should I go back to stand up?
You should.
Not you.
I'm not asking you.
I'm asking her.
Jason, don't do that.
Jesus Christ.
No, the girls aren't trying to get you, Todd.
They've given up.
They said, Todd, he's too sexy.
They said, Joe, he's.
Hey, Trish.
Joe's a good guy too.
Are you kidding me?
You look good.
Thanks, man.
You too.
You look good.
You weren't partying a lot.
I was not.
You weren't.
I didn't drink at all.
Liar.
Swear to God.
You're lying.
Swear on your kids.
I swear on my kids.
I didn't drink all weekend.
You did.
I haven't drank since last Sunday at Coachella.
Well, because you were drunk for two weekends in a row at Coachella.
Well, that's good.
I'm proud of you.
Jason, his proof was he pulled up his shirt.
He's like, see?
Haven't drinking.
You had a meeting with who?
The Psychic Twins.
They clear ghosts.
There's definitely ghosts in this house.
They got that right.
Who are the Psychic Twins?
They're YouTubers who predict stuff.
Jason asked me, oh, is Trish going to make an.
Oh, because they had joked that they were going to expose somebody.
And then he's like, well, Trish and I can expose the video on David Dobrik.
And they go, oh, yes, definitely.
What else did they say about me?
And they're like, no, you need to make that exposing video.
Like, they said it.
And then Jason's like, he's like, is this something you personally want?
I think some of it seemed so way off.
But then their video, I felt like they had so many things that we've never talked about
in videos that they were right on with.
Yeah, they said a lot of great, a lot of things about me that really hit home.
What did they say?
Because I'm not a believer.
So go ahead.
Sell me on this Psychic thing.
They said there's ghosts in this house.
They did?
And there are.
They said my son and my dad were the same person in another life.
And you think that, too?
Yeah.
What?
They said Wyatt and my dad were reincarnated from the same person.
Oh, my God.
Dude, that couldn't be more wrong.
I mean, I don't know about you, but that couldn't be more wrong.
No, but I have that feeling.
I have that feeling about Wyatt.
Bro, I mean, I've only met your dad once, but it's not at all like Wyatt.
Like, they're polar opposites.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Yeah.
Well, like, how I connect it is like, he's like the relationship I wanted to have with my father.
You're like stretching.
I'm sure there's things that are similar.
I do see that.
If she went, your son and your father are nothing alike.
You'd be like, God damn it, yes.
Probably, yeah.
What else?
She said Trisha's going to have a reality show.
And we had a meeting about a reality show.
She said Zayn's going to come into a lot of money really soon.
Oh, so they're ****.
They said we're going to have a really rocky patch really soon.
And that we are going to move in together.
I'll speak for myself.
I bought a hook, line, and sinker.
I left there like, wow.
No, they don't.
They do automatic writing.
They have these pages and pages of stuff scribbled that was channeled through them.
I guess it's pretty easy to read a YouTuber's life.
Whoa, Trisha, what is this?
Is there a poop stain on them?
No.
Oh, then they're not mine.
They're not yours.
This is not real.
What happened?
You.
Do you ever just stop for a second, Trisha, and just think, what the hell is your life?
No, I wish it was more extravagant.
Look at this.
You have a 45-year-old man with Gucci shades on carrying your $4,000 purse.
The fully tattooed man bought you for no reason.
You're the reason we became boyfriend-girlfriend.
Because remember when we were sitting here, and I was crying for real.
And I was like, he just doesn't want to be with me.
I'm not attracted to him.
And then that night, we became boyfriend-girlfriend.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Why does David get the credit for that?
Because we were sitting in this spot, and him, he works through our problems with us.
And then you're like, oh, I'll take credit.
I have a lot.
I've started a lot of relationships.
Which ones?
You and Liza?
Correct.
But I mean, Andrew and Russet put us together.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
I don't take credit for your relationship.
Yeah, why?
Because it's a train wreck?
Because it's not a relationship.
I'm kidding.
That's not funny.
Because it's fake?
You still think it's fake?
I don't know.
Today, when you guys were taking pictures, I was staring out that window.
And I'm like, what is going on?
Whose underwear is this in the front seat of your car?
Can I tell you?
I do know whose underwear those are.
But I haven't seen them since a long time.
I do know whose they are.
What the hell?
I know.
But it's from a really long time ago.
Like, if you look in there, it has my Hamilton playbills.
That was so long ago.
All that.
Is this an ex-boyfriend's?
Yeah.
That is so weird.
She's banging left and right.
I know because she's always like on me about she thinks I'm cheating on her.
And that's why I think she's cheating on me.
You think she's cheating on you?
Yeah, because she's guilty.
I don't know what he's talking about because it's so weird.
He doesn't give me enough sex.
Not that I'm cheating on him.
I'm just saying.
I know how to figure out if she's cheating on you.
She doesn't think it's gross.
What the hell is going on?
I love balls though.
I love to smell balls.
So this is your ex-boyfriend?
Babe, you could throw them out right now.
I wouldn't care.
You better not be having sex with other people behind my back.
You're being so stupid right now.
I'm not being stupid.
I'm being serious.
When would I ever have time?
Oh, this week.
You're with your kids all week.
David?
Ew, what the?
Don't rub me into your ----.
If you slept with Trisha, I'd never talk to you again.
What?
If you slept with Trisha, I'd never talk to you again.
Bro, I'd never talk to myself again.
This looks like I'm like, oh, I don't know.
I'm trying to impress the geeky girl at my school.
You look like Liza's assistant.
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
Ew.
Those are $60?
$60?
I thought they were one for $30.
Bro, no.
You're jacking up the sticker price.
No, yeah.
You pulled that out of your ass.
You see?
I did.
Bro, give me a deal on these and we'll call it a deal right now.
That's amazing.
Bro, I only have one set of eyes.
I'll do it for $50.
$50?
He's got two more years to live and he wants to see me a good pair of glasses.
We'll take it right now for $40.
I can't do it for $40.
I have to do $50.
I'm trying to make a living out of here.
You know what I'm saying?
I respect that.
$45.
Mini mukbang in the middle of the grove.
Yeah, because you don't feed me.
Trying to get the $60 sunglasses.
You know when you have it with someone and you're over like $5,
they're like, isn't this guy a millionaire?
I mean, it's kind of cool, but it's also kind of like,
get the glasses, bro.
Go buy five pair.
Go buy five different colors.
You just spent $120,000 on cars for your friends.
So go buy yourself a pair of sunglasses.
I want to buy myself a car.
Well, that's fine.
I should have had those pretzels.
Why did you let me?
That was a test.
Why am I getting blamed for everyone's eating habit?
I just wanted a snack and you came over and said, let me get those.
I'm sorry.
Well, well, well.
You think we're going to forget about this?
Just put things in the trash.
That's gross.
That's disgusting.
No, someone else's underwear.
They were in the trash.
It's a pretty, it's the grove.
It's clean.
That could be the wrong pair too.
Someone else's underwear.
Oh yeah, you're right.
On a scale of one to 10,
ask David how hot he thinks he is.
10 being Brad Pitt and his thumb and Louise,
but as Naked Hay Day.
Sure, sure, sure.
So I'm thinking, I'm looking up this actor.
This is who I can compare my looks to.
Not that he looks like me,
but I feel like we have the same level of good looks.
There's nothing to do with the question.
Just rate yourself.
Well, no, because I'm going to put him on a number.
Brad Pitt is 10.
Yeah.
And Jason Sudeikis.
It's just like 40.
It's a seven?
No, it's a six.
I put myself at a 6.25.
It's fair.
We're talking about looks or money,
the money he has too?
Looks.
Just looks.
One to 10, hot scale.
I think, yeah.
I think Jason Sudeikis is the perfect,
like level of attractiveness to compare me to.
He's all right.
I think Jason and Jason David,
with everything,
like if you're talking full package,
I would say you have a 10,
like money, personality.
I would say that.
First, a 21-year-old?
Yeah.
Not too many 21-year-olds better than David.
I agree.
But looks wise, looks alone,
I give you an eight.
That's still really good.
8.5, maybe.
Now that you're working out.
Stop hitting on him.
Damn it.
We already talked about this.
I'm not hitting on him.
Am I going to find his underwear in the back?
What's Jason at?
Jason, I've heard of you before, haven't I, babe?
I think I give you a 9.5.
Yeah.
All of a sudden, my rating seems awful.
What's up, everybody?
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Today's shout out is Sierra.
Sierra, thank you so much for watching.
Guys, the Views podcast tapes tonight,
Wednesday nights,
and then it uploads on the East Coast around 9 a.m.
Thursday morning.
So we'll be taping tonight.
Me and David Dobrik,
the controversial co-host of the Views podcast.
What I wish David was here right now.
I can't imagine what he would say.
He might start talking about gun laws
or maybe he'll go into this DACA thing.
Who knows?
This guy is a wizard of controversial topics.
And that's why the Views podcast is the number one
source of entertainment
for every single person in the United States.
Oh, David!
What up, dog?
I was just pumping you up on my vlog.
That goes out to around 200,000 views, man.
Oh, hold on.
What's that?
Oh, you're on a call?
Oh, yeah.
What's up, Jason?
Oh, geez.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you're on a call.
Yeah, podcast.
Go subscribe.
Send me a link in the description.
That was a lot.
Yeah, that's a lot.
It's not that good.
And we're announcing a tour next Wednesday.
Yeah, we're going to talk about
a lot of controversial stuff tonight.
Like, a lot.
And we're going to tell you,
are Tricia and Jason getting married?
Ooh, did Jason shower today?
All these unanswered questions.
Also, what's that?
I said, we'll answer.
Also, guys, check it out.
You know the demonetized hoodie.
Well, now it's available.
David, shut that phone off!
Kristen, I'm sorry.
I'm yelling.
I won't yell anymore.
Demonetized crew neck shirt.
Look at that.
Now available.
Used to be just a hoodie.
You know it.
David's on the phone.
So I'm going to be a little quiet.
David's talking to my psychiatrist.
Also, guys, the demonetized...
Look at this.
Demonetized t-shirt.
Isn't that dope?
Now it's available in a tee.
Go get it, guys.
It's available at fanjoy.co.
I love you guys.
And I'm sorry that this outro
was so fantastic and blew your mind.
Too many of us.
Okay, Todd, step out.
Stand right there in the back,
looking in the car.
Jason goes, okay, Todd, step out.
Okay, I'm going to step out now.