MY BEST SURPRISE YET!!

Yo guys, what's up? Welcome to the vlog. I'm really excited to be shooting with my friends. The Vlog Squad. Okay, so I'm Jason, I'm a vlogger and I'm 45 years old and I'm also the oldest guy in the group. So sometimes that makes me feel kind of silly. So I've assembled a new vlog squad today that will make me feel more comfortable. I'm Phil. I'm Stuart. David. I'm John. Right on. These guys, as you can see, they're pretty dope. They're pretty fly. What's up? All right. You guys ready to go to some parties and get some free stuff? That's what we do in the Vlog Squad, right? Oh yeah. Absolutely. Hey, do you have a Tesla? Well, I have a Mercedes if you really want to. Okay, okay Stu. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, I don't mean to put you down there, but I got a Rolls. Let's run it. Oh, no you don't. I do. A Rolls? Yes, sir. Well, what he means is, you may have a Mercedes, but he's got a Rolls Canardly. A Rolls down one hill, canardly it up in that point. There you go. 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For David, David's character, he's the leader of the vlog squad. The most important thing for David is he's gotta get footage. Footage. Yeah, so I'm gonna come in the scene and you're gonna talk to me like David and boss me around and tell me that we gotta get this shot. Yo, David, what's up, man? You ready to shoot? Yeah, you old piece of crap. Oh my God, what the hell is that? Jesus. I don't know, you're offending my sensibilities. Listen, so what are we doing today? Well, I don't know. I thought we'd do a little mucking and fussing, if you don't mind my saying so. Unfortunately, I do like alcohol a little bit too much. I should feel a lot happier, but I'm not. I can't help it. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, Josh. Hey, how you doing? How you doing, man? You're still refereeing, huh? Hey, Josh, so how's the new baby? The baby's great. I think it's fine. Oh, good answer. Come on, you know, I'm just kidding. You're kidding me. No, I'm just, I'm a stud, man. No, it's gonna, keep thinking of it. Yeah, I'm a model. Yeah, right, how's the weather up there? Oh, you mean on Instagram? Where I'm a model, a real model? Yeah, it's really good. Instagram models, that's not a real model. Yeah, well. I'm modeling for Airplane Glue. You know I was in that show with Drake and Josh. Yes, I know, it's like epic. No, I feel bad about not inviting Drake to my wedding, you know? Yeah. We're still tight, we're still tight. Yeah. Especially when the video can get 10 million views. Oh, right on, that's what I'm talking about. I wish David would put me in his videos more often. Even when I broke my leg, couldn't walk, I wasn't ambulatory, he still didn't want me to come over and be in his video. Are you going to Coachella? VIP pass every year. Excellent parking, right up front. Hey, David, what are we doing today? I thought we'd go out on my Tesla and go see Dirty Dom. Oh, really? What's Dirty Dom up to? Well, I haven't seen him in a couple of years. I think he's still hustling on the street. Oh, really? And are we going to go over there and film it? Well, probably, if we don't get caught in a root by the fuzz. Yeah, you don't want that to happen. Although that'd be good clickbait, right? That's right. You know I'm all about that clickbait. Right on, David. Hey, let me call my best friend Todd over here, okay? Come on. Scott, Scotty. How's the Scotty Club going? I'm not anti at all, you know that, bro. Got any acting jobs coming up? YouTubers really treat me pretty good. Yeah, yeah, YouTube's been real good to you, right? You're making some money! Yeah! You're looking pretty scrawny, Todd, I'll tell you that. You haven't been going to the gym with me? We've been going to the clubs every night. You're never around, you're always in bed. Come on, you never go out at night. Can I shoot you with my pitfall gun? Ah, I don't know, man. Let me call my assistant Natalie real quick. Natalie, you there? Where the hell are my pitfall guns? Well, I can go to the clubs. I can only go for 15 minutes because the girls are standing outside in line waiting for me. It's at you or do they want some of your? No, I don't let anyone. Ah, you're still holding on to that, okay. I do pull a lot of ladies, too. I visit the old folks home a lot. Man, so David called us here today. I wonder what it could be about. Hey, I hope he's not going to take me to the water. Yeah, I hope so. Hey, can I take you to the water? I need a new cover for Vogue Magazine. What, are you going to take pictures of it? Oh, hell yes. 3D also. Hey, Todd, I don't like it that we're not hanging around with each other. What's going on? Don't take it personal. You've been replaced by Jeff. Hey, Josh, where's that baby? I need a thumbnail. No way you're going to use my baby to make a million dollars. It's going to cut to me using your baby to make a million dollars. No, no, no, no. That's what you'd think. No way, no way. Do you know what it's like being a 22-year-old hot chap with the world at his fingertips? It's really hard. Yeah, I bet it is, David. Can you say a line from Drake and Josh? Ah, come on, I'm done with that. I know, we've got to keep you alive in front of our viewers. Hey, give me a break, will ya? All right, all right, all right, all right. Hug me, brother. Great, we got the part. Welcome aboard. We're the Vlog Squad. Mama won't buy me David Dobrik merch. No, she won't stick her fingers in her purse. And if she don't get me money, bro, I'm stealing from the church because I can't let Tiffany get the merch first. No! What do we think of Scott's rapping? This sucks. It's lame. Thank you. He's not going to make it into my vlog. Oh, I got a tear. You're just so happy because we're 35 years older than you. Yeah. I'm there, man, believe me. You guys look like you're doing just as good as me. Probably better. Guys, I'm taking acting, piano, and pottery. Maybe you should have learned how to read first. That was me. I'm taking Coumadin. What is that? That's a blood thinner. A blood thinner? It seems like your videos are a lot more boring than David's. Yeah. OK, here. So now he's going to give him $100 to shoot him with a paintball gun. I'd like to give my passengers a couple of treats to be further than you guys. Hey. Oh, nice. Fake chips. I love it. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Seems like that David character's really out of ideas. Yes. He can show you one of my vlogs now. Oh, well, I don't want to be here all day. David, stand here. Hi, Josh. OK. Stand here. Hey, Josh. And Josh, can you stand here? And then, um, and then Toddy, can you stand here? Jason has a surprise for us. And then Scott, can you stand here? He's arranging all this right now. OK. Jason has a surprise for us. Where are you filming? Get out of here. You can drop it. Right now. OK, can you just cover your eyes and not look? You should've brought a pregnant puppy. OK, everybody be quiet. Everybody be quiet. Boys, close your eyes. Heath and Zane, can you close your eyes, too? Whoa, boys, here we go. OK, our eyes are closed, and we are ready for your surprise, Jason. Now, I know I'm the oldest guy in the group, right? And sometimes that really gets down on me. So I'm leaving the vlog squad, and I've replaced you all. Open your eyes. We have Scotty Sire. Yeah, I didn't have any whiskey. We have the handsome Todd Eric here. We got Josh Peck. I'm better looking than that. And we have David Dobrik. Can I take you guys to the wall? Now, Zane and Heath, I'm sorry. These guys are $75 a day. It's all right, man. I get it. I had a Zane, but it was getting very expensive. He's not interested. He didn't show up. I had a Zane, but he didn't show up. All right, so check this out. This is going to be really cool. Are these guys from your school? What is this? I went to high school with these guys. Is that it? Yeah. Nice. Nice to meet you. He was from the grade past me. Nice to meet you. How was your school? Well, actually, go meet yourself. Hi. Where's Drake? OK, Scott, we have a little something for you. Older Scott has prepared this. Go ahead. Here we go. Mama won't buy me David Dobrik merch. No, she won't stick her sticky fingers in her purse. And if you don't give me money, I'm stealing from the church, because I can't let Tiffany get the merch first. Older Todd is going to ask younger Todd some questions. Yeah. I don't get out to the clubs much, so you've got to kind of tell me which ones are the hottest to check out, especially at my age, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, for sure. So Sunday night, we go to Delilah. It's jazz night. Drake's usually there. I don't think he'd say Delilah. I read about her in the Bible. She was with Samson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Drake was there, too? Drake was there, too? I don't remember him in that story. It was just Samson and Delilah. You've got this quick pickup skill, pickup lines with women and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, that's you. So if we went out together, you could help me out then, because I kind of lost the touch. I'm going to jump into some scenes with the new David, the new Todd, and the new Scott. And then you guys can direct this, OK? OK. What's up, David? How's it going, man? I don't know, man, but whatever you're taking, I'd like to get some, because you really want some kind of heart. Yeah, right on. Well, I mean, what do you want? You want me to tell him he's a fat slob or something like that? Perfect. He's so in character. Should we shoot you the vampire line? No. I didn't bring it. That's how you get me. You really don't know. I want to see if you know as much about my friends as I do. Well, I'll take the guess. OK. Who out in here hooks up with the most amount of women? Oh, easy. There's a blonde girl I've never met. Not handsome, no, no, no. He looks the part. Yeah, he does look the part. He's pretty handsome. See? How about who? You know, everybody today, you've got to have the tattoos, the piercings. Sure, sure, sure. You know, he's got all that. Who here just had a baby? Oh, that would be hard to guess, but he's got a big smile on his face. Who here hooks up with the least amount of girls? Do I get $100 for answering the right question? Close. He is David. It's all about the money. Who here hooks up with the least amount of girls? The least amount of girls? Oh, you. It's not that you're the most nerdy looking guy. It's just a tattoo-ratitude. Sure. Hey, I was thinking, maybe you could put me in your videos a little bit more this year. Why would I want to do that? That's it. Exactly, that's it. I can see. Hey, you've got to put me in more films this year. Hey, now, why would I do that? It's OK. Josh, Josh, come on, give me a Drake and Josh reference. No way. Anything. No way. Josh, give me a Drake and Josh reference. No way. Oh, come on. Come on. No way. OK, cool. You never go to the gym with me anymore, man. You're always hanging out with Jeff, and I don't get it. That's because Jeff's buffer than you. What the ****? Hey, you never hang out with me at the gym anymore. You're always with Jeff. What's going on? That's because Jeff is always a lot more buff than you are, man. All right, well, anyways, guys, this is the new vlog squad. And thank these guys for being here, because they're really good. I just got one more, Josh. You got one more, Josh? OK, go, go, go. I remember the show you were on. Drake. Drake and, uh, Drake and, what was the other guy's name? Josh. Oh, Josh. That's right, Drake and Josh. Yeah, Drake and Josh. OK. Guys, this is Stu. He's going to be playing older David Dobrik today. What's your question? What is a vlogger with a V? Somebody who, how do we explain that? What's a vlogger? I film my life. I film my whole life. Oh, I see. You film your whole life. Yeah, and hopefully it's funny sometimes, like today. It's OK. My name is Josh. I'm going to tell you a joke. This woman salesperson goes to a door-to-door salesperson. She goes to the door, knocks on the door. A little kid comes in the door, about eight years old. He has a glass of whiskey in his hand. He's smoking a big, long cigar. And she says, is your mother home? He says, what do you think? That's David. He is the one of the YouTubers that we work with. And that's who he's playing. But he's like a real hotshot YouTuber. He's got a lot of followers. When I went on vacation, I came back and painted his face on my wall. So we do all kinds of stumps and ideas. And then we get people's real reactions. And it's like a friend group, you know? Right. So that's what we do. It's basically, oh, all right, bud. Josh, this is your future. Looks about right. Woo!