Ilya Slid Into Lindsey Pelas' DMs!

So I have a friend. Okay. He's had a crush on you for a long time. Okay, and he knew you were coming today Okay, so he slid into your dms last night Oh ----, and I think this will be a really good test because I think to slide into someone's dms is very bold Yeah, and I thought what see if I want to just want to see how you react to what he wrote. Should I go find it? Yeah, can you look it up? Okay Is it gonna be a penis? No, no, no, no That's when this turned into a massage and by the way before you before you go Don't judge all those and don't judge a crack screen. I'm not I didn't mean to Okay before and before and before Who is on there? I'm embarrassed He's a he's like a wonderful guy and very successful Okay, so on the short side whatever that is. No. Yeah. Yeah. We he's just what that's being short That's what he wrote. I saw this. Oh, you did see it. I did but I didn't click on it What does it say oh it says how do I say his name ilia ilia? Hi, i'm ilia and i'm going to be a billionaire one day. Let's go on a date to mastro's steakhouse on sunday night I ******* hate mastro's so that's why oh you're vegan. No, but he told me to wear a jacket over my outfit and they're Misogyny steakhouse. Oh, yeah, no mastros. Yeah. No, we should open up with something else So what would be a good opening line? ****? I like something that's really simple I like hey you Something hot like something bold doesn't have to be much. Uh-huh. You know, you're not into ilia Okay, let me take a look. Take a look at his pictures. Look. I don't know anything about this man He's a like wonderful wonderful guy. Like he like takes care of all his friends very successful. He has a new. Um, I mean, he's got a six-pack. That's that's pretty good. He has a new protein company Called zila and he has a gym in his house and he works out Uh, like lots of like influencers and stuff if you really like this guy, i'm not sure you want him to date me Why is that I can be a little bit a lot tell us Stay happy and stuff. I'm probably not the one tell me tell me I feel like that, too I always say that to people i'm like you don't want to date me. I'm miserable. No, i'm gonna be too much What is what do you think your problems are? What do you think my problems are? I'm addicted to crack. No. No, I think i'm I don't know. I think i'm really kind of right now I'm in this very like axing stage, right if it's not fitting and it's not right. I'm not gonna waste a ton of time And i'll I hate disappointing people too and that will almost frustrate me more than it's easy to break up with a dick It's hard to break up with a great person and I don't if he's great I don't want to be in another thing where he's just like not right for me And then I have to break his heart. I hate doing that you're putting up walls. Yeah, I don't know It's a lot dating is a ******* lot and it gets worse as you get older Because you get like your list of demands gets different and your experiences are worse and what are you looking for? You know, i'd like to be with someone who is devoted and he is a kind And he has compassion for a woman's experience in life because our experiences can be really different So I don't want to waste a lot of time explaining Why so? But yeah, I don't know. I didn't put anything on there like a job or a height or a money amount Like I think that's the shallow ----. So you don't need yeah, right but it's crazy when people limit themselves to so many like age and a job and a physical thing like that's None of that matters to me as much and you don't like athletes. You never date any athletes i've never dated I went out with a basketball player once like on a few dates and um When my dog sat on the couch next to him, he told him to get down And I was like this guy's done. So that was the end of that My girlfriend my girlfriend now dated a basketball player really and it's like it bothers me I don't like the idea of like my life revolving around a sport. It's a lot of work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, and you gotta sit there and watch it all the time it's kind of like You know dating a musician can be fun, but you got to hear the song over and over and over and it's like go on tour Here kickstart my heart again and again and again and again. Sounds great. Um Okay and so I'm gonna be single forever What's that? I'm gonna be single forever. Oh, no, I don't think so. I might let gretta garbo it or What did gretta garbo do I think she died alone, right? She was like she was like known for being alone Oh, I don't know. She dated people, but she never settled down. She didn't want to It just takes it just takes one person. Yeah, and even even even for me like I thought i'd never meet anybody and like uh It really just takes one Didn't you want to like was there ever an age where you wanted to give up? Uh, yeah, when was that because I think I don't know how much more I have in the last couple years I was like ready to give up but but only because I got really good at being alone. Yeah, you know, I was like Oh, this is great. Actually like to do whatever I want and um But yeah, I probably gave up last year. Yeah, especially but I think too for you like, um, it must be so hard to see to know Somebody's intentions. Yeah, you know because guys want that they want like somebody pretty on their arm and they It doesn't necessarily mean you guys have chemistry. Yeah, right. I think what's tough about me too is like You can kind of get punished for some things that might be good because I think like historically men were supposed to be providers they said I didn't agree to that but men were supposed to be the more, you know strong one or providers are like capable and if i'm in a relationship and I Am a little quicker with it and i'm making more money and my house is bigger than yours or something That that really doesn't sit well with some people deep down and I get punished for that and i'm like Oh, you could just sit in my house and love me like I don't need anything from you but love and I get punished for those other things that they were attracted to I was married for 10 years and my Ex-wife made way more money than me and I was that guy. Yeah, and I and it's Looking back on it now. I wish I could have just been Secure enough. Yeah to be like, oh, that's okay. I'll Pick up the kids, but I wasn't I was young and I was just like I need to do my thing I can't live with myself. I can't stand who I am No, yeah, it's tough. That's how I felt too. That's just like Society and what they've ingrained in us about the roles and what people are supposed to do, but the world is so mixed up too Because like I know some people I know some women They just want to have kids and they just want to be a housewife So much work. It's so much respect. Oh my god so much work. Yeah and and then So I think you know sometimes those partners resent them though because they think oh you're they look at domestic work is not real work Yeah, and then they'll think i'm bringing you all this money and you just sit at home and hang with my kids And there's a disconnect about who's doing what and then that guy is not appreciating the woman and no no, I have kids I have kids it is So so much work. Do you want kids? I don't know Yeah, i'm open my reiki lady thinks i'll have one kid at some point I think it's the best i'm open i'd have to be madly in love though, because that's the scariest thing to to have a human Being built in my stomach This is like this is intense and then you poop on the table when you have a baby. Yes. I've seen this You saw it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't have some scat videos at my house. No, no, I actually saw um I did see that when my kids were born. Can I ask like what if was like was it embarrassing or no one cared? I mean, I don't get grossed out by stuff. Yeah, it's just like it's just whatever and it just like it just comes out And the doctor was really good. They like wiped it away really quick. That's what they say it's it's it I mean the idea of a baby coming through someone's body like that is Also my thing about kids. Yeah, everyone gets like elated They're like, oh i'm gonna have a little baby and they're gonna have these cute clothes and we're gonna do baby ---- but the Hopefully the person will live most of its life past 35 So you think you're having like this little baby, but you're actually like making carl who is 40 And like carl at 40 is going to be around more than this little baby that you got for the blink of an eye Yes, and a part of me is just like okay. So to be a portal for someone's soul into this planet Why I gotta have a good why? I gotta really Because what happens is is you you like you have your life and you're like successful and i'm sure You have a ton of emails in your box right now like come to this event come promote our thing And then eventually you just go Yeah like that do that. Yes do that and and with a kid it's you get this You get this whole new thing So everything if you ask me don't ever ask me my opinion on movies because I if I saw it with my kids I loved it Really yeah So it's like cute like I because I have a lot of friends that don't have kids and they'll be like Oh, what did you think of that pixar movie? I'm like, oh so good and they're like it sucked and i'm like Oh, maybe it did but my daughter was having a blast. That's ******* adorable So it's like it's the cutest thing i'll hear all week for sure It's every little thing and you pick them up and you're just like I just picked up my 13 year old daughter yesterday We went to raising canes. That's her thing. I ******* love it's from louisiana. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah And you have to wait in a really long line. Oh, it's worth it And and I was just like, you know what? Let's do it. I have work. I don't care and like just just to see Heard she was literally dancing in the car over raising canes and that's just that's just the best stuff in life It is just the best. It's like it's so cute all this all this stuff that we do you know, like millions of you get millions of views on your thing and your your instagram picture gets two million likes it's all just Yeah, nothing It's so scary though. If it goes a ride Because if you look at like like yes, like k-fed and britney spears Yes, that that kind of like that when you have a baby, you know that you can be depressed after the fact You really have to be with someone solid because you're recovering. You've got a baby that you're you're not sleeping I'm crazy. If I don't sleep like i'm ******* nuts. So you gotta do that It's you really need like a supportive person and if not your life can really go downhill fast So like it's just trusting some I don't know. There's a lot of thoughts, but i'll figure that out later Yeah, it's it sounds like you're at a period in your life where you have some walls and you have some doubts Yeah, I started paying for therapy. So everything's what do they tell you? um, one of the good things she told me she said I need to not make decisions out of a state of Not in like being well like feeling in my well-being so therefore like I can't make decisions when i'm tired of ---- and I can't Like I can't be rational in the conversation if I haven't spent time asleep Yes, and I have problems remembering to be disciplined about taking care of myself Uh-huh when I have so many opportunities on the table, so I hate when somebody asks me a question at night I hate I hate can you do this tomorrow because I'm not don't stimulate me. Let me unwind Yeah, i'm not thinking right and i'm bipolar too. So by the end of the day i'm like Just checked out. It's hard. Yeah. Yeah, but i'm learning lessons, but my I think therapy's helping good good I want to go to therapy, but they're all on the west side. Wait. No do a zoom one so far What about a zoom? What if they record me? I'm, well, you got to get over that fear Yeah, fear-based thinking and i'm a fear-based thinker. So i'm working on not doing that I think it's great that you're in therapy. I I won't do it because I Don't want to catch everybody up to speed Like it just takes so long to explain all my problems, you know Um a good one might not even need that Yeah, they're good, I don't know worth a try What's something that you got to do with your job? That was like really cool I mean, I love the housewives so I got to wait you're on the housewives Well, I somehow my i've been in like the background of a few scenes because I I did erica jane's music video where she Did the expensive video where we were pillow fighting in a bed of cash? And I thought because I was such a fan of the show i'm like this is the best I know so So you were in her music video and then you and you love watching the housewives I do love watching the housewives, but I I should say something cooler. I know i've done really cool stuff I didn't listen. I don't know. Did you do the super bowl or anything like that or concerts or i've been to cool concerts I've seen cool people and backstage. I've been a backstage. Yeah, um The coolest thing I ever did was buy a house so that had nothing to do with all that other stuff I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, i'm gonna look it up later my house Well, no, I mean I want to see it yeah, it is it is strange you can look up someone's house it's pretty fucked up Yeah, it's really fucked up. This should be illegal. But when I got my house, yeah, it was in the times What and it wasn't even like a nice house. I was like what the **** address and everything No, it's just like jason nash closes on this million dollar home And it was like shake like I didn't sign up for this. Yeah. Yeah, it's really weird It's flattering as long as they don't show up. It's flattering. Have you ever been in love? Yeah, you have Who's the love of your life? I don't have one that I know I would hope that it would work out if I met the love of my life So I'd like to think I haven't met them yet. I say I do have a dog though And he's almost 10. So tosh so far. He has been my soulmate. Yes, and he's very dog's 10. He's almost 10 He he's blind And he's cute as ****. Really? Yeah, so we that's the most Living soul that i've spent the most intimate time with ever. Yeah, if you think about it, so I have a dog I have a golden retriever. He's horrible. Oh, really? Why he just eats everything