SHE REVEALED HIS EMBARRASSING SECRET!!

Okay, it's 7.26 a.m. We got about four hours sleep on the plane, maybe three. David wants me to go to bed, so I'm gonna go to bed. He's right, he's right, I should go to bed. I was gonna go out and see the city, but I'm gonna try to sleep now. Good night! What? Put your phone away. Huh? Put your phone away. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you, my dad? In a bad mood later. I'm gonna be in a bad mood later? Wait, what do I do? Tell me what I do? Put your phone away and go to bed. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. This man's so unfair. Shut up! He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. What did you say before? You think that I'm gonna complain about this later? Yeah. All right. How? Well, you're gonna complain that you didn't get enough sleep, and you're gonna talk about how trips to Chicago suck because you're always so tired and your back hurts because you're not resting. Okay, so go to sleep. And if I see you play on your phone, you're grounded. Good night. Shut up. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. Everybody, what's up? Welcome to the vlog. Welcome back to my channel. It's Jason Nash. I'm in Chicago. We're doing some charity work today for Stand Up For Cancer and the Chicago Cubs. So that's gonna be really fun. And then tomorrow, we're going to Miami for my Florida shows, Saturday in West Palm, 21st, and then Sunday in Miami, the 22nd. So if you live in Florida and you wanna come see me do stand up and come see some of the guys, a bunch of us are coming out. I think Jeff's coming. Jonah's supposed to come. Zane, David's here with me. So please come to my shows this weekend. It's gonna be super fun. You can get tickets at restwhenimdead.com. We got a great video for you today. We had a lot of fun getting to Chicago, and that's what today's video is. And yeah, enjoy. All right, Carly. Good morning. I'm off to Chicago. I know that you're gonna be here all alone, and we feel bad for you, but we must go. Well, I'm not gonna be here. Well, I had your house. I'm actually hanging out with Reggie, so I might be here. Why? What am I supposed to do? Hang out with you guys 24-7. Just sleep here. Yeah, you got TV. You got Reggie. I can turn my vlogs off. Pretend I'm sitting here. Yeah, you can watch his vlogs. What's up, everybody? We're going to Chicago right now. We're so excited. I love overnight flights with middle seats, and so excited about it. Are you gonna be able to sleep? Hello. I love these ones. I have like three of these, because sometimes I fly, I'm like, I won't need it, and then I'm so tired, I get to the airport, and I'm like, I need one. Yeah. And then I get another one. I just bought that in Nebraska, when we were, remember when we were in Nebraska? Can I keep this, please? Sleep in my comfy bed tonight and get full eight hours? Thanks, Jace. I need it. They're pretty nice. They're kind of too big for me, though. I'm such like a small body. It's kind of like, but it's nice when you're sitting. It's like very comfy. Let me see how I look for airport fashion. I kind of hate flying at midnight, because then it's like, when you fly in the day, it's like, you can talk to everybody, but they're not going to want to talk. Everyone's just going to go to sleep. The way they book their flights are insane. That's like half the reason I don't like going on these trips. I know. Actually, it's the only reason. It'd be so enjoyable to like, go to the airport at 11 o'clock, get on a plane. 11 is perfect. Perfect. Because like, I think we're the same, where if we get up at 4 a.m. for a flight, we can't function. No. And I'm thinking about it the whole day before. I'm like, I got to go to bed at like nine. I know. They want to stay up until one, at least. And I was up at six, and I just wanted to go to bed at like seven o'clock, but I was like, I can't because we're going to fly. But, what are you going to do, you know? The vlogs have to be made. And we have to stand up to cancer. We do have to stand up to cancer. So we're going to go, this is what's happening. We're going to Chicago, stand up to cancer, Wednesday. Thursday, we fly to Miami. That'll be fun. Meet up with Jeff and Jonah and Zane. What a weird combination in Miami, by the way. Like, I feel like Jeff's going to automatically join a gang. Or be like, fast and furious. Jeff's going to get like a sports car and join fast and furious. Hopefully. Zane's not going to know what to do with himself. And Jonah's going to get kidnapped or something. Kidnapped by drug dealers. Yeah. By Jeff. By Jeff's girls. And so then that's Thursday. Maybe go to an animal farm. Animal preserve. What are you going to do? I'm so curious. I'm going to see like a manicure. Sounds great. Just rest. I mean, our vlog's still going on. Me and Aaron are going to vlog, hang out with over Sierra. That's what Joe says when all of us go away. He doesn't go anywhere. He just stays here and he thinks it's like a vacation. It is kind of sad because I hang out with you guys like every night. Yeah. Space is good though. No it's not. What do you mean? Why do we all have to be together all the time? Gosh. It's like a cult. We don't like to be alone. It's so crazy. No, I like going home and like being alone for like sleeping, waking up, getting ready. And then I like want to be with people. I just like being with people. Really? Yeah. All right. Well, we're off. You just uploaded a video. You sit and relax. I'll drive. Can you let me have him drive please? Why? Because he goes a lot faster. I drive pretty fast. We gotta go. Just get in the- She's got a problem. You gotta listen to her. She's a lady. Get in the passenger. You relax. You're old, bro. You're f***ing kids. You have a lie to keep up with for your kids. I see you still telling the tooth fairy's real. I'm busy. David caught me on the phone. I think he still believes in the tooth fairy, bro. That was crazy, right? What are the chances of that? Chances of what? Not chances, that's the wrong word, but like that's crazy. I thought it was pretty cool. Well, you were the one that was encouraging it. Me? Yeah, because you go, how much money do you think you're gonna get? Yeah, I know. I was on the phone with Wyatt. Is my camera in here? And his tooth fell out. And then David walked in and he overheard the whole conversation. I kind of feel bad. Should we swing by and put some money under his pillow? I don't think he actually believes in it. You don't think so? He's probably at that stage where he knows it's fake, but he doesn't want to tell you because he wants to keep getting money. Or he doesn't want to break my heart? Yeah, or he thinks you're the stupid one and he tells all his friends, yeah, I'm a dead, poor guy. I already have all my adult teeth. I just keep putting baby teeth under there just to make him happy. That's probably where he's at. He's getting all the teeth from his friends, just putting it under there. I wonder if there's a bit in there where we could go in his room and... Well, yeah, that's funny. When is he gonna put it under the thing? Tonight. Should we cancel the trip? That is a bit that I would cancel a trip for, for sure. But this is charity. I can't. Yeah, you're doing some charity work. What are the highlights of this trip? Do we know yet? It hasn't happened. No, but do we have anything to look forward to? We get to go on the field at Wrigley Field, the most iconic ballpark in the U.S. Oh, that's pretty cool. Could I bring my camera? 100%, that's the whole point. Okay, great. So that's good. You get to bat with them, batting practice. We get batting practice? Yes. See, Natalie, when you're booking these trips, you should tell me the good things so I don't put up a fight. Listen, every trip is a lot worth it for you. You think so? It really is. There's just like, there's no, like, you getting a bad vlog is just never gonna happen if we're going on a trip. Okay, well now I'm excited. If I get a good vlog, I'll be in a good mood. We could be taking a trip to the DMV and you have vlog-worthy stuff. That's some of my favorite stuff, is when you go to the DMV. And then Miami. What's gonna happen? Are we gonna see animals? Definitely go to an animal sanctuary. Yeah, but? I mean, as far as David's expectations go, like, I don't know. Yeah, what? He wants me to be eaten by a tiger, is that what he told you? Yes. Well, that's absolutely out of the question. They told me that it's just a little bit unsafe, so. What part is unsafe? The part where we get in the cage for a while. I don't wanna have to touch him. Did someone burp, or is someone opening up beef jerky? I burped really bad. Oh my God, that's what I smell, oh my God. It's sharkies, it's sharkies' fault. Who ate my sharkies, by the way? Was it Joe? Yeah, I'm sorry, that was really bad. And it was me who farted in Target yesterday. It was? Was it? No, it wasn't you. I had all that broccoli. No, it wasn't you. I swear to God. Did you keep farting in the car after? No, no, I didn't fart in the car. Corinna's farts are bad, though. I know it was Corinna, because I know Corinna farts, even though that's weird, but. Wait, were you farting? Because it smells like a mixture of her perfume and, like, fart. Were you farting? That was you at Target? I think we were at Walmart, but yeah. Why didn't you own it? I dead assed you, bro. I know, I was so embarrassed, because the girls were there. If Natalie and Corinna weren't there, I would have. What, Carly and Erin? You can't. You can't lie on dead ass, homie. For me, it's swear to God, it's swear to God, not dead ass. Oh, really? Yeah, that's how we do it in Boston. Okay, I'll do that next time. Okay, great. I would like everybody in this car to make a vow that they're never gonna eat shark food ever again. I don't know, you guys picked it. It's pretty fun. The other day, we were going to, I don't know, we were going to a meeting. Oh, we're gonna be so early. Why don't we just rush? No, we're gonna be ******* late. 10.53. Maybe. That's, Natalie, that's. Are you going the right way? You went an interesting way. You're going the other way, huh? Oh, yeah, okay. The other day, we were going to a meeting. Right. And David had just had sharkies. Right. Oh, yeah, that was bad. Yeah, and he like, he burped. And we were in the car, and all the windows were closed, and he didn't say anything. And I was like, I smelled something awful. And I was like, did you just burp? He was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I did real bad, didn't I? And I was like, yeah, stop kidding. So we rolled the windows down. And I forget what happened after that. But then he burped again. And then he burped like twice. And it was sharkies coming out over and over again. And I was like, please, just never eat that ---- ever again. Sharkies smells are interesting, because it almost smells like you're cooking it and making it all over again inside you. That's just what it smelled like just now. I know. I will never eat it again. I'm so sorry. You're right. Yeah, it literally smelled like you opened up a bag of beef jerky. I also found out that day that David likes to fart under the covers. And then get under the covers, and then just take his whole fart. That'll be careful what I tell you now. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, I burped again. Guys, it's a few minutes later, and I burped again. Oh, this is gonna be a wild trip. Sorry, Reg. You know what it is? It's the pamplemousse. Oh, that's what I was doing. It smells like sharkies. No, it's the pamplemousse. No, no, that's what I was doing. I was doing sharkies and pamplemousse. Well, I know, but like, just like. Wow, yesterday I had the same insides as you. Because it's so gross. It's disgusting. That's crazy. Guys, we're 20 minutes in. Bro, come on. You've got enough in this car. We're 20 minutes in. Give the viewers a different place. And my burps are just on fire. Give the viewers a new location. We have sharkies. I'm sure. Sorry, I have to get this. I have to get this. I'm sure you'll burp at the airport. I'm tracking my burps. Okay, well, if it's for you, then I understand. She's tracking burps. That's my fourth burp out the window, and it's actually backfiring in, and I don't know what to do about it, so. Okay, I have really bad burps in the car. So I might burp now. Is it coming? Do we know what it is? Did you get it? Yeah, I heard it. I bet you didn't smell it. No. Oh, we're good. Oh, I can. No, Megan. It's like soda. Megan's like. It's like orange soda with a bit of. Those are Tic Tacs. I have a great sense. I ate a whole thing of Tic Tacs already. Why? I don't know, because I'm nervous around these guys. I haven't hung out with them before. Yeah. Okay, it's completely empty, right? He tries to do magic. Oh, he's got his magic hands on. He finished the Tic Tacs. Oh, good. That was good. Enjoy. That was great. That was not horrible. How did you know they were up there? They're always up there. Oh, it's a man. It's a secret. It's a secret or something. I don't know. Look at this. Oh. Wait, what is the best? One day, when I stop working for David, I'll have my cottage by the sea. She begins to restore her broken spirit with the help of the eclectic folks she meets. Natalie after David. I can smell that one, goddammit, Jason. Jason. Who's next to him on the right? I'm in economy, so you'll be good. So are we. We just landed. These guys are, they're a little tired, so I've gotta probably keep it down a little bit, but we're in Chicago. And, you know, I'm just so excited to be here. A lot of good memories here. Natalie. Oh, good morning. I saw you. I thought you said there was no first class left, and then look who's on the first class. Looks like you took the last first class seat. Is that what happened? Do you believe this, David? I might have done that. I might have taken it. I can't believe it. She looks like a cocktail. Oh my god. You're supposed to, you really can smell chocolate? I don't smell it. Right here? I smell content, that's what I smell, guys. I grew up, my dad lived in the city, like literally every little corner. Nobody heard me. Nat, what's your favorite store on Michigan Avenue? The American Girl at the Office of Delivery. Seriously? I mean, like, I never come shopping here, so yeah. When I used to nanny, I used to take, their apartment is like right up the street here, so I'd always take the little girl to American Girl at the Office of Delivery, and we'd go and get like tea and lunch. It's so cute. Yeah, I did that with Charlie once. It was really expensive. It's so expensive. Why don't you take me for tea and lunch? Why don't you guys do that? Take David to American Girl. I would love that. I don't know if we'll have time, David. We're really busy. Nanny Javis has got a tight schedule. Do you use a lot of the skills that, when you were a nanny, to work with David? Yes, you have to be very patient, talk slow and quietly so they understand you. I find that when I talk to David like a child, like I talk to Wyatt, I get a lot more, I get a lot further with him. Like sometimes I'll be like, hey, the video was really good. You did good, David. Like that. And then he, I did it the other day on a voice text. He was like, can you come by? And it was like early in the morning, and I said, well, I have a bunch of stuff to do, but I'm gonna go to the gym, and then as soon as I'm done, I'm gonna come by. Like that. And then he wrote back, like, he was really excited when he wrote back. Megan, you should try it. Just talk to him like a toddler. I mean, on the flight, you know how when you check in, it asks like, are you traveling with anyone under the age of two? And a very close looking yes. You're like, physically or emotionally? Yeah, right.