Orlando Bloom being Orlando Bloom for 10 minutes straight bc I said so 😌

You're working with stuntmen who you don't want to injure, so you've got to be composed and controlled. You've got to get the moves in right. But you guys are playing a cool ad, and it's like you're noticing everything around you. The door slams, so you've got to get the door closed. It's not a big dramatic change. Yeah. This is the way I would normally fire. Yeah. So if I'm flipping it, then I should be like that, for it to be believable. That's our starting position. You're gonna need the basic big movements, so don't worry about dialogue. How do you do this, guys? You're opening... You're breaking into something. You're breaking into a safe. Yes! Get a pint of water in the face. Okay, be honest. Do you ever throw on a blonde wig when you're alone? No. That's questionable. You're drunk texting. You're... I'm sorry. We're tired up. Orlando breaking his rib was huge. He fell off his horse and the scared double of Gimli fell on top of Orlando and broke his rib. I'd scored an injury. Do you know what I mean? I was the first one to score an injury and I think there was a little bit of jealousy that the hobbits didn't get the opportunity, didn't get the opportunity to fall off a horse and break a rib. Obviously it was just a rib and I went and had it checked out and I was on set again the next day so it was fine. Just part of the job. It was painful. It was very painful. Still speak Elvish? Yes. Can you say something to me in Elvish? I can try. There you go. Yeah. I've never thought I was any good at acting. That's funny, isn't it? I'm whinging. I'm really... You can be fragile. Yeah, I was particularly the Mirkwood strain. That's so funny. Thank you. First of all, I just want to thank everybody who got me here. It took a lot of people too and I just really appreciate everybody. First of all, I want to thank God for all the... and for the best agents in the entire world. Brenda Pauly and Cindy Osbrink and the rest of her office. I really want to thank them. I want to thank the Broadcast Film Critics Association for letting me be with Hailey Joel Osment and Anna Radcliffe. I am so excited to be here tonight. I want to thank Jesse Nelson and Christine Johnson for letting me be Lucy. It was a great experience for me. And I just want to thank Bob Shea and everyone at EY and Rick Solomon, David Marshall, Herska Benson, Edward Zwick and Barbara Hall for being so nice to me and having... I had a wonderful time. My little sister Elle for everything. And I just want to thank, again, the Broadcast Film Critics Association for everything. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Let's do this. What are you doing? I've been filming a blog. It's like a pet project. Filming the blog? Yeah. That's very good, but shouldn't you be killing orcs or something? Shouldn't you be directing a movie? The whim. Accident prone or never broken a bone? I am so prone to accident. The question is how many bones. It was a fight sequence. It was the take before the last take I ever was going to shoot on Other Rings. And my bow broke. And I couldn't believe it. My bow broke. My bow's not supposed to break. This bow had been with me for 18 months of filming. And I went over to Pete and Fran and I said, my bow's broke. And they were like, wow. Well, I guess it's coming to the end then, eh? Would you say you looked better as a blonde? Yes. Fascinating. Do you think I look better as a blonde? Yes. Tired? I wish I was 10 years younger. Thanks, sister. The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits. To Isengard, to Isengard, to Isengard. Have you seen The Princess Bride? Yes. So if I do this, then I say we switch back. Has it ever been brought to your attention that your name dropped in the Hannah Montana song, Best of Both Worlds? No. Did you hear that? And funny enough, there are some shots in the beginning of this movie which we shot on my first day. I feel like they were my first day and I was like, oh yeah, that's some first day performance stuff there. There's characters that you know and love who are going to, who, who, who, you know they're going to die. There are certain characters that are going to go. What a genius contraption. So, can you name all of the Pirates movies in 10 seconds? No. I can't, I mean I just, there's like this, this amazing sort of climax for my character's story arc and I'm. No, I was crying. I don't have that tattoo. Are you nervous to take this polygraph test? No. I have ears and my daggers and my leather pants. You got your daggers? Yeah, I got my daggers. Dang it. Shave your head for a role or put on 20 pounds? 20 pounds. Do a shot. You're so famous. Oh my god, that's so cool. Okay, in that song, Hannah Montana sings, being famous is kind of fun. Would you agree with that sentiment? No. What is the best part of being famous? Getting a table at a restaurant. Last minute. Believe in fate or what a load of crap? Ooh, I'm a bit fateful. With a nice sprinkling of what a load of crap. Best horses in South. He's certainly the boy. He's a great ride. Couldn't do it without these animals. Of awesomeness. I'm joking.