POLE DANCING FOR THE FIRST TIME!!

Yeah, the control, the control that you had, like, oh my God, yeah, that's great, you should prank the cable guy when he comes, you know, he'll see the spectrum and the guy will just be on the ceiling, hello. Today we're going to do some pole dancing and, because I've always wanted to learn how to pole dance, we keep doing things that I can't do, but we brought somebody with us today, who I think is the best person I could think of to bring pole dancing, his name is Reggie. Why do people take pole dancing classes, Reg? I think it's something with a core and, like, strength, it's actually, it takes a lot. It's not to be, like, sexy for your partner, right? I mean, you can, or if you want to make extra dollars on the weekends, you could also take that. Reg, do you know right now, if you wanted to just go to Vegas on a Thursday and leave on a Sunday, you could probably walk away with, like, $18,000 a weekend? If I did pole dancing? Yeah, if you stripped. That fortune teller told me to quit my job. Oh yeah, that fortune teller, yeah, that psychic told everyone to quit. Everybody was ready, Jess, did the psychic tell you to quit too? Not for another year and a half. I heard that, I heard a year and a half, that's all I have, I was like, what are you doing? My love life, I just got a phone call from someone that wants to take a walk with me. That's what you do when you're in your 40s. For a date. You want to take a walk? Hey Reg, let me ask you a question. Yeah. If I were to start my own podcast. Just yourself? Yeah, just myself. What do you think of this name? Jibber Jabber with Jason. Yeah. It's hard to look up, if you're like, something easy and then something creative at the same time, because I don't even know how to spell that. If someone had a show called Jibber Jabber, what would you think the show would be about? The first thing that comes to mind is a kid's show, like Wiggles. That's good. Okay Jess, so there is value in your suggestion. You just gotta have a kid's show called Jibber Jabber. Oh my god, did I tell you what happened to me today? No. You get up, you take the kids to school, which is like two different trips. It takes me two hours in the morning. I gotta take her and I gotta take him. You did it with me that day. So then I'm like, I gotta exercise. So I get out of the car, I park the car at Fryman. I walk the dog for about 30 seconds and he's like tangled in the leash. I lean over at a sidewalk and my phone falls out of this pocket and goes right in the sewer. Oh my. Yeah, with all my credit cards. Wow. And then I got back in my car and I almost got hit by a car. So I felt like... Something's not... The psychic was at the house yesterday clearing the house. Uh huh. And I feel like she summoned... She summoned something. A bunch of bad ----. Ordered a new phone and luckily it came yesterday. Wow, like you just ditched it. Yeah. You just ditched it. It's just in there. I guess you can call 311 and maybe get it back. Wait, it says only wild cars parking. If I got towed it would be great for the video. Okay. Then the psychic would... She'd... Then she would be like... Then we'd know. What's your biggest fear of pole dancing? Just not looking sexy enough. Wow. I started pole dancing 14 years ago. Really? I was two. I was actually 27 when I started but 14 years. And I went to a house party and two girls were doing tricks on the pole. And I was like... And at this time pole dancing wasn't a thing. It was like oh somebody set up a strip pole. Yeah. And I was like... They were doing like some big spin trick and I was like... I'm looking and I'm like... I can do that. I'm strong. I'm athletic, right? And so they showed me the two tricks. I did the two tricks and I thought I was the ---- that night. Right. And then I ended up getting my own pole a few months later. And then started teaching myself in my living room. My stripper name or my name? Your name. I'm Jason. And then what's your stripper name gonna be? Oh. Blue Velvet. I like that. Can I be Kiki? Kiki? Yeah. Kiki with a heart over the last eye. Alright. I'll be Cherry. That's good. Oh my god. I like Cherry. Cherry's good. I don't know. Pressure's off. Diamond. Alright. Are you guys ready to have some fun? My name is Nicole LaPole. I am gonna be your wonderful instructor today. Get the energy up, Cherry and Diamond. What's so important about the butt cheeks? Because you can talk with them. You can get things. You can ask for things. Like Jim Carrey. He talks with his butt. Exactly. Kind of like that. Alright. So we're gonna go to our knees and unlock our bodies a little bit. Spread your knees out nice and wide. Can you go wider than that? There we go. And then arch your back. Alright. So I'm gonna lean forward into my hands. Back is arched. And then I want you to squeeze your butt cheeks together. When you squeeze them together, they literally just pop up. Kiki, squeeze and release. Don't just squeeze. Squeeze, release. Yeah, but like yours moved. I didn't know I could do that. Isn't that cool now? See? This is why it's so important. Look at that. They're popping back there. Yes. Come on, Kiki. Make the booty. Make it move. Make it pop? Squeeze. So now that you can isolate them, you're gonna ask for things. Because remember I said when you learn how to do this, you can ask for things. Yes? Okay. So I said, hey baby, can you take me shopping tonight? Pretty please? Can you take out the trash? Can you get the credit card? Pretty please? When you say pretty please, you gotta do both cheeks. Okay? Go ahead and ask for it, Jessica. Let's see. What you asking for though? Oh, can I have a raise? Say pretty please. Pretty please. Yes! Good job, Cherry. On your back. I don't know what to ask for. What you want, baby? Can I get the Gucci purse, please? Pretty please. Yes! Can I get to bed by 10 tonight? Pretty please. Let's say your partner's coming home. You hear the keys jingling in the door. You're gonna slide out into the middle of the floor. And you're gonna be like, welcome home, baby. How was your day? How? Welcome home, baby. How was your day? That's right. Welcome home. Say welcome home, honey. All right. So this is gonna be our focus mirror right here. This is our audience. This is where the crowd is. Okay? So we're gonna start with the right hand high. So when we're walking around the poles, I'm gonna keep those thighs tight. And I want us to look like sexy baby stallions, okay? So my right knee, I'm gonna tuck it in and then turn my foot toward the pole. And then take the left leg, tuck the knee in and just step straight ahead. First thing I'm gonna do is arch back as if I was dripping over a wall. So I'm gonna arch. Yes. And the next thing I'm gonna do is suck my belly down, out straightening my legs. And then I'm gonna pull myself up toward the pole as if I was licking it. That's out. And now straighten your legs and then pull your upper body toward the pole. Yes. There you go. That was a good lick. Down. Push it out. Straighten the legs. And then lick up. Oh. You can really feel it. So when I'm spinning, my left foot goes in front and when I push off, the right leg will go in back. All right? Oh, my God. I just did it. Taking three steps. Right leg first. Go. One. Two. Three. Turn and hook the left leg. Push your booty back. And lean to the left. Right leg in the back. Okay. Push off. Right leg. Yes, baby! All right. Okay. All right. Now I just want you to loosen up. Cross the ankles, baby. Yes! And now I want you to sit and stand. Sit the booty down. Huh? Have you done this before? It looks so good. Hit them with two body weights so you get that extra money. Yes, baby! Give it up for Kiki! Oh, my God. All right. Here we go. Five, six, seven, eight. Right. Left. Right. Turn. Hook the left. Right leg in the back. He's sick. I hit him with the palm. And then like this, right? And I'm going to slide the right hand down. Point the toes. Now pull your right leg toward you. Lift it straight up. Grab behind the leg. Good. And then pull it in a couple times. Little knob. Oh, yeah. How much money you got so far? I think I made about $18. $18. And 33 cents. That's how I made that change. That's a lot of coins so far. A lot of coins. And then pop them two times. Pop, pop, pop. Yes. And then we're going to hop up to our feet. Straighten those legs. Legs wide. And then take your right hand behind the ankle. And I want you to flip your hair up on yourself. Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it. Yes. Turn it around. Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it. Pause right there. Yes. When you get up here, I want you to be like, boom. I'm going to do some roll spinning. Come down. All right. Me and you are going together. What? Yeah, we're going to do doubles. We're fancy and advanced right now. Just want to let you guys know. Whose legs aren't going to be on top here? So you're going to hook your left leg like that. Go ahead. OK. Hook your left leg. No, no, hook your left leg now. OK, OK, OK. Yeah, lift it all the way up. Lift it. Yeah. So I'm on top. Oh, no. I'm on top. OK. Where am I going? Am I going backwards? Yeah. All right. One, two, three. Push backwards. Right leg in. Whoa. Kiki on the pole. Oh, no. Oh, my God. And turn around one time. You guys are up next. That was fun. One, two, three. Good. Cross the knees. Yes! Now pull both knees up. I can't. Oh, that's all right. Big bang move, right? This is your strip club move, right? It's called the banger. This is your banger move. This is where you get the $1,500. OK. You're going to climb the pole and drop into a split. Oh. OK? Yes. And then you're going to bounce that ---- on the ground. Yeah. I forgot to bring his locker. And then I'm going to say, drop it like it's hot. And you're going to drop down. Oh! Yeah. Ready to do that. I've been dying to do that. All right. So watch this. Hands up high. All right. And then wrap your. Yep. Now stand up. Yep. All right. Now lie down and separate the legs. And then lean to the right. Lean to the right. Just sit it down. Come on. Keep going, baby. Come on. Keep going. And then bounce that ----. Yes! Oh, wow. That was great. Great job, everybody.