Trevor Wallace on David Dobrik’s Assistants, Chris Rock’s Special - AGT PODCAST

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Funny, self-deprecating, big nose. Welcome to the trot. No, my dad's Christian. Oh yeah, go ahead. Your dad's what? Dad's Christian. Mom's Jewish. So by... Me too. Yeah. So I think by looks, you know, I don't have a lot of the Jewish features. No, you don't. But, um... And I don't either. They, people think I'm Irish, which I am. I'm, I'm, my smoke came out. Well, I think you can be Irish and Jewish. Yeah, I'm both. But yeah, but I was, I was with Josh Peck the other day doing his podcast. Oh, a name drop. Dude, big name drop guy. I was with Josh Peck and Kid Cudi the other day doing... Oh, nice. They got a collab coming out, I heard. Yeah. We got a podcast with three of us. Kid Peck. Yeah, there you go. Kid Cudi's real name is Scott. Scott. Yeah. I mean, future, you know, future's real name? Nevadius. Swear to God. No way. Swear to God. Why not? Nevadius is, I almost, Scott. I don't know. I don't know a lot of black guys named Scott. Oh, okay. I see. Right. Well, what's interesting about Trevor Wallace, a lot of people think that, uh, I'm an African-American gentleman. People think I'm a black dude. Yeah, I can see that. I've, I've shown up to a comedy club at the Ice House Comedy Club, maybe like seven years ago, show up and I'm like, Hey, I'm Trevor Wallace. And they're like, his manager? I was like, I'm a child. What do you mean a manager? If, if a, if a 20, like one-year-old is your manager, you suck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We, I've seen, have you ever seen young managers? Young managers are really funny. I have, but it always makes sense. It's like an influencer who's like, this is my manager. That is your best friend, Kevin. Yeah. Or the momager. The momager's always interesting. Momagers are unreal. You know, they make a little more sense, but we, one time we met like Lil Pump's manager and he was like 14. Hilarious. And you like go to the Instagram bio. It's like aspiring rapper slash manager. I'm like, you can't be both. No. I love it. I mean, dude, I've been, I don't do a crazy amount of auditions, but sometimes you go in the room where there's like seven different audition rooms and there's like the mom with their kids and you want to go up to the mom and be like, let him free. Let him have a life. Who gives a **** if he's on Disney plus? He's going to be tormented as a child. I mean, he's going to grow up and have four friends. Most of the stories that I hear about kid actors is the kids beg it. They beg for it. That's, that's basically what I, what I've seen. Okay. If that's the case, I get it. But I know there's like moms who moved from Oklahoma to be like, my boy got blue eyes and a future. I don't give a ---- about the jungle gyms. My boy is booking a Hulu show. So you were a child actor? No, no, no. I was like chewing on Legos. No, I like always loved comedy though. And I think that's where like my like path came about. Me too. What was your first like comedy thing that you like, what made you go, Oh, I want to do this. Like, is there anybody or anything you saw? I remember my parents had a Robin Williams special. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a bunch of water bottles. And I think he had a headset that went like a, like a, like a window goes on the side of your face, almost like a shark tank one. And I remember my parents were like, you can't watch this is R rated. You can't watch us. Of course. The one thing I did when they're out of town, I was watched it. And I was just like encapsulated. I loved him. I, you know, he was so talented, you know, Mrs. Doubtfire. I could watch religiously. I just would keep watching it. I don't know what it was about it. I just like, I never cared for like war movies or like sports, you know, my friends, but you gotta watch Friday night lights. And I'm like, this is not funny. It's boring football. Who gives a ----? I never resonated with that. So it was that I love dumb and dumber. That's like my like go-to movie. Anything Will Ferrell back in the day. Um, early Adam Sandler. Really? Those were like my foundation of like, that would be my comedy Mount Rushmore of comedic actors. And then I would do Ben Stiller, a late edition. Yeah. Ben Stiller crushes comedy roles. Dude. When I saw something about Mary for the first time in the movie theater, I was like, Whoa. Yeah. I mean, just like, Ben Stiller has, I mean, he's done everything, but like some of my favorite roles are his like small ones, not, not small, but like ones where he like, um, dodge ball. So good. But also like happy Gilmore when you pay plays the nurse he oversees, it's like anybody else's fingers hurt. Like just so funny. He's almost stronger in those little parts because there's less of him. It's great. He steals the show. Those are the type of roles that like my agent will send me auditions to be like, Hey, do you want to be the next lead in a Marvel movie? And I look at those, I go, I don't have a shot with this. Send me, you got to think that you do you think? Yeah. You really do. Because look at Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd was not, you don't, yeah, but like Paul Rudd can look in the mirror and be like, I can be a lead. I I'm like, I love the fact that I'm getting an audition to be a Marvel guy. Yeah. Did you go in for the Marvel thing? I've, I've, I've gotten for all types of Marvel stuff, like random stuff, stuff I'd never thought I would think, but I go like, give me the role in there. A guy who works as a barista in the, you know, for whatever reason he needs a coffee before saving the world and he encounters me, like I'll get like an audition to play like a guy at a juice bar in a episode of like curb, like that to me, I'm like, perfect. Right. Get in, do a little thing. Did you audition for curb? I did. How'd it go? It's all improv. Right. So it's almost more nerve wracking. Yeah. Cause they're like, do you? Yeah. Cause if you don't do well on an audition and it's all scripted and written like traditional, you go, ah, lines. It wasn't in my talent, but when it's improv, it's you. Yeah. I was, I was Larry there. No, this is self tape. Your videos are crushing. They're so great. Thanks. And how do you put them together? I w we just watched like, I don't know, 20 of them. I was pretty late. Yeah. Is he a time? No, no, no. You're good. I. How do you put those together? Like how long does it take you to shoot dangling earring guy? That was that one. I'll get the idea. Like, so my notes app is just all my ideas. And then I'll pretty much be like, all right. I, you know, I have the next two weeks of videos booked out. Oh, I need to shoot something for a third week. I go through my notes. What do I like? Oh, this dangly earring one. I think this would be good. Let's let's, let's get this one up. Right. Oh, that's a TV and wood. Yeah. We, we, we carved it out of a tree. Special delivery. It's me. And they've gotten really polished, haven't they? Yeah. And it's funny to see a TV that's vertical. I think we're all going to be in movie theaters just watching TikTok compilations that are vertical. Um, so this one funny story about this. I had two weekends in a row where I was doing tour shows and I was like, dude, I'm not gonna be able to shoot for the next two weeks. Let's film this at like 10 AM before my flight. Yeah. Filmed it. Felt like it was rushed. I was editing on the flight and I got, this is too rushed. Come back for a day, film the rest. And then we get back to the edit. So that was like two shoot days. Did you edit it? I edit. I was going to, I really wanted this one out ASAP, but I have another guy, John, who I edit. He's like my guy. Yeah. So I was like, let me edit it. See if I like it. If it's too much or too chaotic of a time, I'll send it to you, but I'll at least send you a scratch cut to be like, replicate this, but not. Got it. Cause he'll throw color on it. He'll like make sure it sounds good. Yeah. I just, a lot of times I just put the jokes together. Like this is the pacing and the order. Yeah. Cause I started out editing my own stuff. Um, literally on iMovie. So. What are you working now? Oh, I saw you at the, um, one thing I went, I went and watched the Burt roast. Oh yeah. Burt Crasher. When he comes in a roast for Burt Crasher at the comedy stores and we went, my fiance and I went in. Um, I was pleasantly surprised to see you were the host. Yeah. I was bricks for you. Really? First of all, I DMD, but you did so good. I mean, you held your own with the best. I mean, Jim Norton is unreal. Uh, Whitney was great. Yeah. Darnell Rawlings. Big Jay Oakerson. Yeah. What was that like? How did that come about? So Whitney and I just kind of became friends through Mutuals. Then I did her podcast. She did our podcast, the classic LA friend requests. Do my pod. I'll do yours. Shake hands in the middle. And if you know, Whitney, she is, if Adderall had legs, she's just like always, she's always spitballing. And one day she texts me, she goes, Burt Crasher roast. Want you to host. She doesn't use full sentences. Yeah. That's how busy and successful she is. She gets, you figure it out. When I text, it's a mad lip, right? So she goes, Burt Crasher roast. You down host. I go, sure. I don't think anything of it. I didn't even know I was getting paid for it. Right. Yeah. And then as it starts leading up, she's putting me in group chats. She loves group chats. Yeah. I don't know if you've ever texted, Oh, she'll put you in 27 group chats. Just go get a coffee. Right. Yeah. And she goes, Hey Trevor, these, these are the productions and the producers and the, and here's some writers and here's a, send your scripts here. And we'll, and then it's like, Whoa, this is a whole thing. All of a sudden I'm in between tour dates coming back and I'm in like a full blown, like writing room, um, with other comedians that I knew. And it's like, we're making the best goddamn script, but she comes from the comedy central roast background. Yep. And those are like, as you know, those are like as pristine as those get. Yeah. So it's airing on only fans TV, but I, but I think that this is, this is it. This roast is on the level of those comedy central roasts. Yes. Do you know what I mean? It's just that comedy central can't make those roasts anymore because they'll get canceled. You think I talked to a comedian about it and they were like, yeah, it's really tough. Like, I'm not going to say who it was, but they were like, yeah, they, they're just like afraid to put these roasts out. They're waiting to see if the culture changes a little. I think eventually they're going to do it because it, it's nostalgia. They're bringing Beavis and Butthead back the best show on, I love Beavis and Butthead, but you watch and you go, oh, this is funny, but it's not what it used to be, you know, anything that they bring back. So I think they're going to bring back a roast. It'll get a lot of eyes cause it's a new thing. And they go, oh, I wish we could have went harder on that. I wish they went harder. Then you'll talk to a writer and be like, dude, the jokes they had to cut. Yup. I mean, I don't know what the f**k is going on, but there was a roast of Mr. Peanut the other day. I swear to God for the Superbowl. They did like, but, but like for real talented, uh, comedians that I know wrote on it and I'm, it's on YouTube, the roast of Mr. Peanut and it's a lot of, but, but you see this, Jeff Ross hosted it, but you see this and you go, if we can roast a fictional ******* peanut, you know, we can, that's all they can roast. But I got to go, who at planters was pitching this? Well, it's a peanut, a roast, roasted peanuts. Well, it's a great, it's an easy, but, but what's funny is, what's funny is I know a few people that wrote on this and they go, oh, there was jokes that they had to cut and I go, what a world where you're getting notes back. Hey, you went too hard on the CGI peanut. We got notes back from the producers that you can't roast a man with a monocle. There was people in the crowd, but doing the roast for Bert Kreischer, I, as time started to tick up, I go, oh, this is a real thing. She's sending me photos of the set. You know, there's, there's wardrobe. There's, it's, it's insane. It's so, you know, I was pretty busy the week of, and I wish I spent more time kind of going over my jokes and whatnot. And it's only one, one run through. You're reading. Yeah. There's a, there's a prompter there, but you want to feel, you want to be present. You want to deliver the jokes, not read them. Right. And for the most part, I knew all the jokes because it was like either me and this guy, Connor McSpadden, very funny dude helped me, uh, you know, kind of formulate the best set possible. And, um, yeah, a lot of jokes, man. I don't know what made the cut, but I think you had like opened with like 40 jokes. Is that too many? It was a, it was a 40, 50, it was like 12 minutes up there and it's just a lot of like zingers. And Whitney was kind of like her angle on it was like pitch it as if, you know, you're the new kid in comedy and these are the old, the old guys and what's the difference, but what's the middle ground. So she wanted me to have a narrative that wasn't just so like, Bert Kreischer looks like a big gulp. Like they wanted like a narrative with the one liners narrative, meaning like kind of just what this roast means to me. These are my idols, idols, best friends type of ----. So kind of like that. So it had a fun play to it where it was like half HDMI disconnected. Oh, so it, it had a fun kind of flow to it. Um, I, I felt too that, um, I was definitely nervous. They, and they went in on you. Of course, for your success, which is a great thing, right? But they went in on you for the fact that you've had internet success, which I was in the audience. Like, well, I mean, who wouldn't want that? It, it, it, well, I mean, yeah, it goes out and makes really funny videos, right? Which I expected. Yeah, yeah, I thought it was interesting. I thought it was going to be like, it made them look, uh, out of touch. Correct. It proved my point more so because I was up there being like, this is the future. You guys are still trying to sell tickets on *******, you know, eBay and garage sale two for one special at the Omaha funny bone. So for me, if anything, it just drew more attention. But like, I thought that like, given the production value, I thought these guys were going to like call my like ex girlfriends and be like, what's the T on this guy? Tell me about his size. You know, what can we really roast them about? But they were like, I mean, Tony Hanks could have had a great set. He, he crushed. I forget what he said about me. What did he say? I forget. There was some, I watched kill Tony all the time. Oh yeah. Those clips. I mean, somebody said I look like a bird classic. I do look like the Seahawks logo. I'll be the first to tell you that. Um, but I was nervous, you know, it, it's a different tone. It's the crowd was, it's a TV crowd, which I've never performed in front of, you know, they've been sitting there for four hours. They can't get up to pee. You know, it's, it's like very like sit, sit down, have fun. And you're like, why are you yelling at me to have fun? Also like Tony Hinchcliffe, like does that for a living? Yo. Yeah. Like that's how he makes his money. Yeah. Roasting people every week. Jim Norton has done big roast Whitney too. Yo, yeah. And you've never done anything like that, right? No, we used, I don't know, very small scale. Our fraternity, um, would do a roast every semester for the seniors graduating. Yeah. And when I was a freshman, my pledge semester, I, there was like the four seniors roasting the other seniors. And I was like, Oh, I want to do it. They're like, who is this kid? Like, we don't even like, I literally, I wasn't a popular kid in my frat until I did the roast. Right. Like, you know how they pick like, Oh, you want to be my little bro? Big bro type of ----. Nobody even picked me. I was a loser because I had like my five friends in the frat that I hung out with. And then when it went rounds, everybody would like, you would pick your like top five. Yeah. Nobody picked me. And then one random guy shut out. Steven was like, Oh, I'll take the kid on. He seems chill. Right. So I was like an orphan at the frat. I do this roast. I do like a page and a half and just crush. You did. And they were like, who the ****? And I was like, I've been doing standup by that point. And I was like, Oh yeah. Like I, I like love to do this. Yeah. So that was like a big pivotal moment, crushing at the frat. It was my Goliath moment. I pulled the sword out or I don't know if that's the right story. It's one of those, but that was the moment. Where I, I gained the respect from the other people in fraternity. Yeah. I loved it. So that was my only roast experience. I did the roast battle at the comedy store twice, I think. And so what happens when you go out on tour? Like how many, how many shows have you been doing? Like how many shows you do a year? Like touring. This year, 2022 was the biggest one where I. You kind of sat out COVID obviously. Yes. No, I mean, there was a year where I wasn't touring and then randomly my agent was like, Hey, most comic clubs are closed, but in Appleton, Wisconsin, they don't give a **** dude. They didn't care. My agent was like, Hey, they're, they're doing 80% capacity to be COVID. I show up, they have like a two top in the back empty and they're like, that's the 80%, but I remember like, I was like about to leave for that flight the next day and my mom was like, don't do this, Trevor. It is not safe to do comedy right now. A hundred percent. Yeah. She's like, do you really need to do the shows right now? I'm like, mom, I'm doing shows over zoom right now. Yeah. Get me out of here. And, uh, yeah, I remember like getting on a flight to go do comedy and you're looking around, everybody had a mask on. You're like, and then you land in Wisconsin. They're like, yeah, you're good. You're good. Um, yeah. So last year I think I did almost, I think around 50 cities. It was a lot. It was how many nights? You do four nights or one night? Well, these were theater tour nights. So it would be like, I would do one show a night per city. Got it. So like, it'd be like North Carolina one night, then South Carolina and then like Georgia or something. That's incredible. Uh, play a theater. Yeah. Oh yeah. 3000 people. Uh, they were anywhere from like 500 to like 1800. So that's really good. Oh, it's great. It's what the perfect spot is like that, like thousand cap theater. Yeah. Cause at least for me personally, it's still controllable. Yep. It's not like too big where you're like looking up and there's like four tiers in the balcony. What's the biggest one you've done? The biggest one I did. I opened for Theo Vaughn at the Wiltern here. And that's 1800. That was the Wiltern. And so what was the first video where you got traction that you made? Yeah. It was one where I made a video about a zoomies employees, zoomies, a skate shop, 2017, I believe. Uh, I just did like life of a zoomies employee. Yeah. And I went in the store and acted like a fake employee, not like prank. Like I didn't like talk to other customers. I just said like one liner type videos, uh, like essentially the same format as like blank, but my dad says, yeah, you know, exactly. So, and then I just literally on my phone, just held it like this and just was like, well, at least socks two for 20. Eric, here we can do this. Uh, let's run through this. Oh, what is this? Oh, I've always wanted to do one of these. Yeah. This is like GQ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's say Google board. Oh, wow. Uh, most asked questions about Trevor Wallace. So this is fun. This is, I've, I see all these interviews all the time. How I see, I got a multitask here. Here we go. What is Trevor Wallace's net worth? That's what people want to know about me. First guess how much money you have in the bank. Go for it. Okay. You're playing 15. You played 50 shows and you're just got thousand seats. Meet and greets. Okay. So you're walking away with 15,000, 20,000 a night. I don't know about that. 50 shows. Yeah. $35 a ticket. I don't know about that. A hundred dollar meet and greet. No, no, no, no, no. You're walking away with at least 10 to 20 G's. Those shows gotta be, I don't know. Okay. Your net worth. You're, you're, you probably have 3 million in the bank. No, you wouldn't say anyway. No, I don't have that. You don't have that. No, I don't have that, man. I see your money comes from your YouTube, your touring and your podcast. Yeah. I don't have any merch or anything. Merch. Yeah. I don't, I don't have that. No. I, um, so your net worth is, I mean, we can look it up, but it's probably not right. Google's hilarious. It either says like negative 300 K or I'm like Dan Bilzerian. There's no middle ground. I don't know where they get these numbers from. What does Google say? Let's look it up. Oh, 2023. Damn. They're 5.7 mil. But then where are they getting these numbers from? If I had 5.7 mil, you think I'd be here? I'd be a David Dobrik, eating kebabs, yelling at one of his hot assistants. Are those his assistants? Does he date them? Who are they? They're just, they're just girls that work for him. You can't sound so weird. There's really just two. They're just hot girls. But one's not an assistant. One runs his company, Natalie, and then Taylor is like, that is great. Now. All right. Number two, what frat was Trevor Wallace? Uh, I was in Delta Upsilon, which is. There are only cool other schools. It sounds like when somebody is like, my girlfriend goes to a different school. Uh, the letters were a triangle Delta and then a Y for Upsilon. I mean, like it was either that or join Pike. And yeah, we all know what happens at Pike. If we don't drugs, not good ones. Yeah. I don't know. But my cousin was in that one at that school and he showed me a tour before like rush week and it was sick. Did you get hazed? Not really. What's funny? Because like, how do frats do that now? Yeah, no, I frats now I think are more. I think frats now are more like, um, it's more like drinking punishments. Like it depends on the school. I think you're in Alabama. They're like, **** you up. Yeah. You still close with those guys? A few. Yeah. Few of those guys. Yeah. I mean, it's really, I think it's like kind of like you cast a wide net. At the frat, you know, a hundred people, and then you find like seven that are like your boys. Yeah. And, and did they all go into like regular jobs? Yeah. A lot of them do like finance business type stuff, you know, random ---- every once in a while. Um, I'll like bump into somebody out here, but yeah, I was like the only guy in my frat who was, I went to school for film, but, uh, I was like the only guy who did was in that program. So not, but like, it was great because when Vine was big, I was like starting to make videos on Vine. Yep. And like, I had a disposal of like 50 dudes. I can be like, yo, you guys want to hop in this real quick? Yeah. And I had like one video get big and it was just with like five, five of my friends before we went out that night. That probably did a lot for your comedy too. It was great. Doing, being with a bunch of straight laced dudes and you being the funny one. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like when you're immersed in something that's like not you, it makes you really funny. You know what I mean? Correct. Yeah. I, I also thought Vine was great because it gave me like a, like a, like a Spotify premium trial of like, this is what you could have. Yeah. Like it was like a teaser of like, cause I posted a video, one of my friends who was in the frat had a friend who was big on there and he like rewind it and it like blew up and I was like, oh, this is how an idea works where if it's a good idea, it's funny and starts to get traction. I mean, I don't have to tell you, but I just was in college and I saw a video. Gain its traction. Yeah. No, tell the audience. I think it's interesting. But, um, I just saw one video. Can I like get the traction and it starts seeing my views go up and all the other videos I posted started go off and I go like, dude, this is, this is crazy to me. Yeah. And ever since Vine died and then I started making videos on Facebook and YouTube, I was like, once I catch that moment again, was that was the zoomies video. I was like, all right, keep going at it back at it. You know? So you just work all the time, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I just, I just love it and I would, I find it really hard to, I would find it really hard to do standup and make videos. It's like two separate like brain parts. I think it's like, I literally like shut off one side and then turn on the other. You know, like when I'm before shows, I'm either riding or going over stuff in my head. That's I'm like only in standup world, but in the daytime I'm like only in video world. Compartmentalized. Yeah. It's just like my brain is like this side of standup, this side is video. And when I get an idea, I go, okay, is this a visual idea or can I do this on stage? Uh, so like my notes app is like, you know, I have like a comedy bits section, which is just a random thought or a premise. And then my video idea, video ideas is just like more like, oh, I could see this one easily being a YouTube video. Yeah. More broader this versus that. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Standup tends to be more personal and then video stuff is more just like relatable or observational stuff that I see happening. Whether it's like, oh, everybody drinks bang energy. Time to make a video about it. But like if I did it on stage, people might be like, well, which, which one is that again? What does that look like? And you gotta like paint a picture. Yup. So I tend to stick to more towards like what people can easily visualize on stage. Today's podcast is brought to you by Babel guys. You want to learn a language. Do you want to learn a second language? 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Mike, do you have sets this weekend you're doing? Yeah, I just had one tonight. Where? Laugh Factory. How's that? Love it. You love the Laugh Factory? The Laugh Factory is my favorite club in LA. Really? Oh, when it's hitting in there, it's a two-story club, so the laughter is coming at you damn near 360. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the best comedy clubs are the ones that are low ceilings packed in. The Hollywood Improv is another great one. Dude, I used to host a show in the back of a ******* Marie Calendars every Friday and Saturday in Santa Clarita. It's now torn down. It's a Starbucks. Take us back to that. What was that like when you were at a Marie Calendars? Hell, terrible gigs. Wait, a Marie Calendars? That's like a pie place. Pie shop. So the funny part was you either get paid 25 bucks or a pie. And you think I'm like, ****, I'm kidding. Real. And there was times where I'd be like, **** it, lemon meringue. How I got there, I started at a comedy club in Ventura, Ventura Harbor Comedy Club. Yeah. And the owner, he would give me spots there on the week. Like he could be like, you can do 10 minutes on this Thursday show. But the weekend time was like coveted because he was the guy he would host the show. You know, the club owner who also performs. Yeah, I know it well. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's like comedians are delusional. They're like, hey, do you want to fix the toilet or put a, I don't know, maybe a stall door? Or do you want to work on your 10 minutes in front of this crowd? They're like, I need my validation. Yes, yes. You need your time. It's a certain and everybody knows those guys in the scene that it's like they run the club, but they also do a standup, right? Yeah. So he was, he, he never gave the weekend time, but he goes, but I do have another club club. Use that term loosely. It's in Santa Clarita. It's in the back of a Marie calendars, Jr's comedy. And I, I was at, I was maybe making videos at this point. This is like 2015, 2016 ish. And he goes, you can host it. But hosting means you took people's tickets at the door. You sat them. You started the music. You introduce yourself. I mean, dude, it was so sad. Yeah. The stage was probably here then 10 feet to the right. There was a little music box and you'd turn your back with the mic and big makes the noise for your host and MC Trevor Wallace. And then you'd walk up, you'd have to say some hacky joke being like, keep it going for the DJ, the old, and it was all old people. Yeah. You had, because it was tough for you, uh, people that don't know zoomies or don't know all the things that you think are funny because it was Marie calendars and it was where the stage was. It was just a curtain that blocked the restaurant first, the show. Yeah. So you had to be PG 13 in case some kid walked by and you're like, whatever your punchline is, you had to be clean. And I just, I did that for almost two years and it sucked because ultimately it was great process. And I understand you got to do those gigs to understand and, and find what your lane of comedy is. Because I would write jokes that would skew towards the older audience and Marie calendars. And then I would do them at the open mics in LA and people be like, is this, are you a cruise ship comic? And then I would do like the cool LA jokes that a 25 year old would talk about at the time. And then the people in the crowd there would be like, we don't know what Bumble is. Yeah. So I just kept going back and forth, back and forth. And then thank God in like 2017, you know, some of the videos are starting to do well. And I remember there was these kids on Marie calendars and they were there with their family and they're like, dude, aren't you the zoomies guy? And I was like, yeah, man, I got to get the **** out of here. And then I just like hit up the owner of the comedy club guy. And I was like, yeah, you know, I think I'm out. And then they found another guy to transition into that spot. But you were done. I just, you know, I wasn't growing. Did your time. I did my time for some, you know, but I just wasn't growing as a comedian. And I was like, you know what? If I want to invest my time, I want to put it more into like the scene in LA. Yeah. If you're the biggest comedian in Santa Clarita, it's not doing a whole lot for your career. Right, right, right. So go back to the board. Let's see what we got. But yeah, that's a, that's a fun kind of story. So when I do respect the process so much, what college did Trevor Wallace go to? San Jose state university was my last choice of the seven places I got into or someplace I applied to. But I went to those days. Cool. It was great. I had an awesome time there. I did. I did a show there once. Cool. That's Amazon prop. Yeah. That's a great club. Yeah. That's really, that's. And since I wasn't a frat, I remember I used to, I messaged the booker of the San Jose improv and I was like, Hey, I have like 50 people that want to see me. Can I do five minutes? And the guy's like, yeah, bomb on a Sunday. Well, we just made, you know, three grand off your friend's drinks. What movies has Trevor Wallace been in? None. I did some small independent film recently, but I don't know. It was with the all things comedy. So maybe that'll get pitched around or sold. Who was in that? Oh, it was great. It was Esther. Uh, oh, they made a movie. Yeah. Nice. So it's called drugstore June. It's coming out. Don't know when should be doing great marketing. Sure. But Bobby was in that a Bobby Lee bill Burr was in that. Not in my scene, but yeah. Bad baby. I've seen with bad baby. Do you really? Yeah. How's that? You know, it's, I remember seeing on the call sheet. Yeah. It's like Trevor Wallace, 10 a.m. Danielle Bregoli. And I go, I don't think I've met too many Bregoli's in my town. I know that name. And then I talked to him to go, yeah, it's bad baby. She pulls up in a $400,000 like Rolls Royce. The one with the doors that open, you know, like in like a refrigerator door where they both open out. Yeah. I mean, and she's just, she just, she, she came with a posse. She didn't really talk to anybody. She did her thing. Yeah. But, uh, you know, a little banter here and there just between sets, but you did a scene with her though. Yeah. Which is cool. I just saw the cut literally two days ago. It's pretty funny. The chain smokers thing was cool. Oh yeah. That was a cool collab. They always do really cool content. Yeah. They're dope. It's great. They're good guys. And that was something that I wanted to like shoot a more traditional. We have like three cameras really, you know, not rush it. Let's pitch that to them or they pitched to you. They reached out to me and they're like, let's do a video. And then I pitched that to them. They're like, we're down. Perfect. I think they thought it was going to be like a tech talk video because we showed up with like C stands and lights and like tripods and they're like, Oh, this is a full thing. And I was like, Oh yeah, you're the chain smokers. You have so many people that work for you. You just show up. Yeah. They're like, what are we doing? Making a video? Sick. No, no more questions. Super dope guys. That was a cool video to make. Yeah, it was good. How did Trevor Wallace get famous with feet pics? Um, I think just videos. I think videos, you know, do people ask you questions like that? How'd you get famous? Well, just like, you know, those backhand and compliments. Yeah. Like if somebody who's at a bar with you and they go, dude, how did you get famous? It's not the best question. Oh, I remember I was at a bachelor party like three years ago in Palm Springs, middle of COVID Palm Springs, the Florida of California. I don't go. Yeah. This guy goes, so you make the videos, how much money you made from that? And I was like, I don't really know, man. He goes, cool. Yeah. So what are you, what, like, that's like, what do you, what's your real job? What's your real. And I go, no, I make videos. He goes, right. But like in like two to three years, what are you going to do? What is this? Yeah. I was like, I'm past this phase of like the stepdad. Be like, no, but what are you really doing? Was the older guy. I think he was just a dude who probably just works, you know, just a pretty straightforward regular, like a lot of people don't understand. You can make money doing this. Right. But like, I get it. Like maybe he just saw, like, maybe he didn't know I did stand up or at a podcast and just saw a few tick tocks. And he's like, so who do you really do? Yeah. Which I just thought was funny. I was like, that's a fun, humbling moment. How tall is Trevor Wallace? Six. Six foot. Yeah. Six on the dot. I sized you up when you walked in. How much is Trevor Wallace worth? Oh, we already did that. What the the same? I'm worth whatever your heart says. My assistant's in the Bahamas. Oh yeah. So that's why there's a mistake there. She was rushing out. Oh, your assistant's actually in the Bahamas? Yeah. That's just a funny sentence to say. I thought you were just ******* with me. It is funny to say Trevor, isn't it? Yeah. It is a funny sentence to say that your assistant would leave for three days to go to the Bahamas. What's happening? Well, we have this friend, Corinna. You know Corinna Kompf? I do. Speaking of somebody who made a lot of money at Homey fans. Right. Corinna does very well. And Corinna's great. She's actually, she's very generous. So she just decided to take all the assistants to the Bahamas. Oh ----. Yeah. So. On a private plane and everything like. Holy ----. Yeah. Pretty cool. And I was, I didn't, I was like, okay, I guess she can go. Usually when you take a private plane to an Island, there's illegal things happening. So shout out to Corinna for pulling that. I didn't think of that Trevor. But. You know, we're making money. We're going to get that flight log. Who knows? Get the flight log. Is Clinton on there? Yeah. Um, so wait, so all the assistants, like you have a. Somebody who's dedicated to you or they're all under like one. Well, like I have an assistant. David has an assistant. And they're all just friends. And they're all friends. And then David has like a former assistant who went and then Natalie. Uh, well, but you have an assistant who's just friends with them. It's not like you hired her from. This is Jack. This is my assistant in the Bahamas right now. Well, we're here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. A lot of feedbacks. Who are these men? Last one. Uh, where's Trevor Wallace from? Uh, Naperville, Illinois for two years. And then I was drafted to Camarillo, California. Where to watch Trevor Wallace stand up. There's some on YouTube. There's definitely some bits on there. Um, but honestly, I'm usually adding tour dates pretty frequently. None right now, but coming up soon. Okay. Hopefully to a city near you. But, um, yeah, you got like an hour you're working on. Yeah. Got an hour working on the goals to shoot it here. Early summer pitch. Oh, hell yeah. You're going to do a special. Doing a special. Pitch it around. You need to go to the YouTube route. Do it yourself. Like post it yourself because you have such a big audience. You should put it on your channel. That's the goal. We're going to pitch it around, see if anybody bites first. You know, that's what, uh, Chris DiStefano did. Shot it, pitched it around. Netflix ended up biting. You know, if it's, this is a talk I have with my manager. He's like, you know, if you post something on YouTube, you have an audience. People are going to see it. But he goes, if you want to do anything traditional, you got to get out of the YouTube world. The YouTube guy doing a YouTube thing isn't going to excite traditional, but a YouTube guy sells a show to this streaming platform. Oh, we're taking a step in traditional. So I'm in the middle. I think you have your next video. Yeah. Where's Netflix executive. Dude. You know who I want to work for is TLC. They'd be buying shows. They don't give a ****. They're like, it's a couch, but it's diabetic. And you sit on it with Skittles in your back pocket. TLC does not give a ****. I love it. It's hilarious. I don't watch TLC. Is it good? No. Oh my God. It's, I grew up watching like Jerry Springer religiously. So like trash TV is just my favorite. So like people, TLC is like my 600 pound. Like people that are too fat, too fat for the couch. Like they get, they get sewn into the couch and they have to be airlifted out of the house, like stuff like that. That would be a season finale for sure. Dude, they know they literally like go on their like homepage. It is crazy. It's like my 6,000 pound sister. My it's like, those are like my strange addiction. If you ever saw those clips, it's like a guy making love to a car's muffler that I've seen, which is essentially, think about it. Yeah. Um, yeah. It's like a girl's like addicted to eating her sofa or like her, her mattress shows like that. I go, great. Is, is that good? Is that, is the pimple thing a show? A pimple popper? Yeah. Uh, yeah. That's a show too. I don't know what that it's probably on there, but it's like, that's my favorite type of TV. Who was Trevor Wallace dating, seeing a nice lady right now. And, uh, that's that does Trevor Wallace have a kid? Not that I know of. No, I don't. I don't have that on there. I don't people, why would people think you had a kid? You look literally like 22. I, yeah, I know you're not, but yeah, you look young. I don't, the internet is just wild. I think people just get like the internet. I think people just get like Madeline type thoughts where they're just like in their head. They're just like, they're just computing. Like Trevor was kid. Trevor was virgin. Like, it's just like the plugins. Today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. Yes. SeatGeek guys. What a wonderful app. We all know about SeatGeek. We've heard about it. I talk about it all the time. I talk about it more than my own mother. We've seen so many shows over the years right now in LA. I looked at SeatGeek the other day. Beyonce is coming. SZA is coming. Uh, Cigarettes After Sex. They're a big band that I just got into. When you have the SeatGeek app on your phone, you're ready and you can easily buy these tickets. They go right to your phone. There's never any problem. You don't lose the tickets. Oh my God. Thank God for SeatGeek. They sponsored my roast. They were the first sponsor on this podcast. So please go support SeatGeek. Go check them out. 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Like they go against their, so just put like not Yeezy or Yeezys and then put like underneath like socks. There's a solution. Like a reverse psychology brand. Yeah. This is tomorrow night. What is it? Chris Rock is going to premiere his, speaking of Netflix specials, he's going to premiere his Netflix special on tomorrow night and I think it's live. Is it? I think so. And he's going to talk about Will Smith apparently. You have to. He hasn't, you haven't crossed paths with him at Laugh Factory or anything? No, I've, I've, I've met him once. You did? Santa Monica. That was, that was a, that's somebody I followed. Neil Brennan's show. Neil Brennan's so f***ing funny. Neil is so goddamn smart. So Neil Brennan has a show there on Tuesdays and he goes, all right, you're up, there's a small chance Chris Rock is going to come in. And I'm like, yeah, man, Chris Rock's going to drive to Santa Monica on a Tuesday. Sure enough, doing a beanie, Bose headphones walks in the green room, f***ing Chris Rock and then Chris Rock goes up and he does 20, 25 minutes and then I go, well, time for me, Chris Rock and now a TikToker, you know? No way. I, this, that was fine. I, but I think it was just me being, um, present. I go, keep it going for f***ing Chris Rock, a legend. And now a kid, uh, who's going to go home after this and yell about swiping up, you know, like, I think I was just cognizant of what it was, but that's the story I forgot about. Yeah. That's crazy. Um, but I saw him do like 30 minutes at the Hollywood bowl with, when he, with that night. Yeah. Remember when some guy tried to stab Chappelle that night? You were there? I was at that show. Adam W was there. Yeah. It was there. And I mean, and what happened with, so he did 30. So he did 30. He, this was pretty recent after the whole Will Smith thing. He walks out, all the lights cut off. This music starts playing, spotlight hits him, f***ing goosebumps. I mean, dude, he, nobody knew he was coming out. Uh, they actually, I don't think it was an, yeah. I don't think that nobody knew. Yeah. I think it was a surprise. Yeah. And man, he crushed. He did. He, I mean, it's just like he, all the attention was just on him. It's like, that's the dude after the Will Smith thing. Now he's here. Right. In the spotlight. And I forget what he says. I would butcher it even if I did remember, but he's, he's just like a one sentence, like, like I'm okay or something like that and then went into it. But he didn't really address too much. And then you saw this, the stabbing or the attempt. I saw the, I thought it was a bit. Were you close? No, I was, I was pretty far back. And, and you just, yeah. I thought it was a bit, because this was so recent after the Will Smith thing that I thought Dave just had a good sense of humor, which he does. And I thought he was just going to be like, Oh, I remember the Will Smith thing. Now a guy's gonna do it to me. Turns out it was a dude who like climbed some part of the Hollywood mountains, like Runyon with a knife and snuck down. He never had a ticket even. No, he went through the back, like the mountains and came down, somehow got that close to stage, you know, that's Hollywood. You do running, you get those endorphins pumping. You're like, I'm going to stab Dave Chappelle. That's why hiking is dangerous. You get too confident in this town. You're like, you see the Hollywood sign. You're like, I'm going to take over. Dude. That's especially funny. Cause I do run in. Yeah. And it, it, it is a rush. Oh my God. Of course. I mean, I've never had a rush like that. I just did my first ice bath yesterday. Oh, how long did you last? Dude, long time. Cause we were filming a video. Yeah. So I wasn't really paying attention, but maybe seven minutes. That's good. It was insane. First time I did it, I did three. Second time I did it, I did eight. Dude. I think I, I like afterwards, I like wrapped up in a robe and then laid in. We'll get to the fact that you have a ringtone as an adult. We'll get to the fact that shortly after that, you have an MP3 playing. Was that Creed? What is that? The worst ringtone? And because I'm old, I don't know how to switch it. You're ******* lying. You turn the button on the side. What is it? No, but I don't know how to change it. Is it the Bahama girl? No, it's this thing that goes, it's your baby mama. Because I initially put it in for my ex-wife as like a joke for my kids to make my kids laugh, but then I don't, but now it just rings when anyone calls it, it's your baby mama, but I don't even know what that it is. So it could be like sparklets calling like your water deliveries tomorrow. It's like, are you serious? Literally? I don't know. It's like an eight one eight number, but you know what? I wanted to talk, but then you said the thing about the kids. You're like, dude, I'll do anything to make my kids laugh. I was like, that's a good dad. I'll do anything to make my kids laugh. Even if it's buying a 99 cent ringtone. I learned, uh, Cardi B's, I like it verse the other night for my daughter and her friends as just, just, just for fun. Like I have to drive her to volleyball. It's really far. So I had like 45 minutes to kill. And then I was like, okay, let me just, they didn't ask for this. And I'm like, let me just learn, you know, I like it. Yeah. I like dollars. I like shining. I like stunting. I like shining. I like million dollar deals. Where's my pen? I'm signing. So I learned it for them. And then I, I performed it for them and they, they, they loved it. Oh, that's great. It's great. The worst thing is you're like halfway through the verse. They start just texting on their phone. You're like, am I bombing for my own family members right now? Dude, as they get older too, it's tougher to make them laugh. And then they start, you start to be the butt of the joke, right? Right. They, they start Snapchatting me. Like she was daughters. My daughter was Snapchatting my feet the other nights. My feet are gross. And just all our friends are just commenting like, oh my God, I can't believe this. Like your dad is so damn. I mean, I think at the end of the day, for the most part from what I've experienced is like self deprecation as a dad will always like a joke might not land, but I remember like, dude, you see like a, like a dad, like trip and hit his head on the counter and kids like laughing hysterically. Right. And then you like put that in your act around the house and each whenever baby's crying, you know? Yeah. So at the end of the day, if you become the butt end of the joke, that'll like, look, I don't mind. I mean, I love it. I love, honestly, when they get to be teenagers, you love any interaction they give you. You know what I mean? Because they're, they, they have their own lives. And we're talking about family members in case someone tries to clip that and say, teenagers loving you, you know, people be clipping dude. Twitch. I'm saving this for you. Thank you, Trevor. Just, just a camera shot of you being like, we're teenagers, teenagers. You know, it's, it's good. I'm glad you did that, but yeah, they're 17 and 14 and they just like, they just got their own lives, man. There's gone there and they're LA kids because they have, they have Uber and they have Postmates. So once they got Uber and Postmates, forget it, they're done. They don't, they don't need you anymore. Food and transpo. That's it. They're done. And in a weird sense, you think as a dad, you'd be like good, but then you're like, Oh, I miss. Yeah. No, you're, you're, you're, you're crushed. You got Katsuya. I was going to make you a peanut butter and jelly. Like it's gotta be kind of hard to. So funny. Wow. Literally the other night. As a Postmates driver, dad, I wrote a note, leave a tip or a hug. Yeah, man. That's what happens. Are you going to have kids? I want to someday. Yeah. You'd be a good dad. Yeah. I, I think, uh, I think that would be fun. And I also think that would force me to not be like, Oh, business videos, standup, like, it's like, that's, you know, you, you have a child, like that becomes your life. Yeah. It's a whole new chapter of this. But even where my dumb goes, that's so much standup material. It's like, or kid, you know? Like I said, you get both, you get both, you get both, you get a ton of great material and then you get like, you'd be a dad, which is the best thing I'll ever do. Yeah. It's really, it's really. And I'm not like a, uh, a sappy guy, you know, like, but I feel it sounds cringy to say it. No, not at all. But it actually really is. I don't think anybody with kids. We got another story. Oh, this was interesting. I want to know this girl. I think I've seen this girl on Tik TOK. No, I don't know this girl. No, no. I think I've seen her anyway. This, this girl, she goes on a plane and she, she makes a Tik TOK, which is like, Hey, they, I've never seen a plan, a Tik TOK on a plane where people respect. Like nobody's ever like good content. So I was like picking toenails or like, look at this drunk. Yeah. That's out. Wasn't there an old vine trend too, where you would do the pilot, you'd film your face and then you would have the pilot voiceover something crazy. Oh, yeah. Anyways, this girl's on a plane. And she makes a Tik TOK, basically saying this family wants to switch seats with me so they can sit together. And I told them, no, there's a video in there first. What do you think about that? What do you think about something here? Let's watch. Yeah. I want to watch first. I'll see how she handles it. They either mail. Here's where I'm at now. Some people defended her. Here's where I'm at. I agree with her. You do. I wouldn't post about it. I wouldn't brag about it. I wouldn't sit Pinot Grigio kids, but here's the thing. I travel so much. I know the exact seat I like on a flight. Yeah. I got a small bladder. I pee a lot. Give me an aisle seat and give me direct line on the right side so I can see the bathroom so I can see if the ding sign is on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I like that seat. And then if somebody goes, hey, my husband, like if I'm there first class, if I'm sitting there and then the window seat next to me is a wife, she's like, hey, my husband, I'll be like, you know, I just, I got really bad like bladder because I do have a bad bladder. It's small. It's tiny. Yeah. You had to pee here. I peed out. I literally peed outside. Yeah. There was a flight coming back from North Carolina, Charlotte. I peed five times and I go, I don't want to be, I don't want to be the guy. It was an early morning flight. Yeah. A lot of liquids, coffee, orange juice, water. I don't want to be the guy in the window. Like, I'll be like, yeah, I'll switch with you as long as you're okay with getting the other person to sign an NDA that I don't have a small bladder and I pee a lot. Right. Because, and I'm just like, I get it. I fly so much that I go, I need to, I need access. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta pee. Okay. So you're with her. Where are you at on this? I, I would switch just because I'm a dad and I know what it's like if you can't sit with your family, but I would, I would definitely switch. I would look at the dad and I'd say, is there pain in that man's eyes? Let him have four hours alone to himself. Let him listen to a golf podcast or something because you live together. You're with each other all the time. If it's a kid, if it's a kid, different story. Yeah. Because then it's like, oh, I need my mom or whatever. One time, one time I went to Hawaii with my two kids. I was going to see my ex-wife cause she was working and this woman, she, she was making a show there. She makes TV, she was doing a show for like CBS. And so I had to take the kids there. And this woman came up to me and she's like, she's like, Hey, I'm going to leave my son here. I'm going to switch seats. So I got to watch a, I have to watch another kid for the entire flight. She left him with me. Is that even legal? She did it. And I was really pissed the entire time. And I was like, cause the kid was annoying. It also sounded like you don't have an option, but she wasn't like, Hey, do you mind? It sounds like I didn't have an option. She just, she just sent him there. And then at the end of the flight, she did come by and she, she thanked me and she goes, she goes, thank you so much. She goes, his father died two days ago. And I was like, why would you leave him with me? Ah, fatherly people are not, I have a similar story to that. I was going to Hawaii and on the flight home. Yeah. I wanted to sit next to my girlfriend at the time. Yeah. Right. And there was an elderly lady next to me and it was seeing if she could sit next to me, the, uh, the girlfriend sit next to me. And the lady goes, I'll think about it before the flight. She goes, I'll think about it. And so we're sitting there, planes boarding five minutes go by and I go, have you, uh, had a chance? And she goes, I think I'm just going to stay here. And I go, and I'm texting my friends who is me, girlfriend and two other friends. I'm texting the group. Telling this move your 87 year old. Here's where it turns into what you said. She goes, yeah, I went to Hawaii to throw my husband's ashes, his favorite place that he used to like to surf. Same story. And I go, is it the same lady? But I had this moment where I go, you know what, Trevor? Why are you judging this lady? She's such, I ended up having a whole blown conversation about her. Um, she was retired. She went out there. She did all of her favorite activities that they used to do together. She like took photos of it. And, and I was like, thank God I had this interaction. It made me like a little more appreciative, but like there was that moment where I was like, yeah, everyone's got to dial it back a little, including her because you're right. You should, she shouldn't have made the tick. The video is like, I think a lot of times people will make a video. I don't know if she has a big following. I think a lot of times people jokingly make videos, not expecting it to pop. And then it pops and they're like, oh, I was kidding. Yes, yes, yes, yes. But if you go to your page on my page, you go, oh, comedy, this is all a joke. Yeah. Funny. Yeah. I don't funny video, but like I wouldn't post it. I'm not trying to be hard on her. That's probably exactly what happened. Yeah. I was just like off the cuff. Exactly. I was wanting to know where they're flying. You know, if they're flying to San Antonio, who gives a, if it's like a 12 hour flight to Canes, then talk, right? Yeah. She's in first though, for sure. Oh yeah. So she's doing good. This was an odd story. Is that a vape pen? I don't know. Jake was paid to put a tat on him paid. Yeah. Like a, an alcohol company paid him $250,000 to put a. But now the tattoo's gone. Hilarious. If you did a henna tattoo, hilarious. If he went to Venice beach before the fight, you just say, uh, yeah. Whistle pig right here. I would do that. It takes the two 50 easy. I DM'd him after his fight. I keep up with him. Are you guys close? They're not close, but he had me to his house once and he was so fricking nice. Really? Yeah. He was like, shoot, whatever you want. I'll be whatever you want. Was this team 10 days? Was this boxing days? It was, um, when he had the house in Calabasas. So he hadn't really boxed yet. Maybe he'd had one fight. I know. I didn't think he had one fight yet. And he was in team 10 was like on his way out, but he was still doing great. And he, so I, I DM'd him after the fight. You know, it's funny. What do you, what do you, what do you think about that? What do you say to somebody after they lose a fight? I don't even say anything. See, that was the thing when Bryce fought. I didn't DM him and I I'm, I'm close with Bryce and I felt bad. Like, or maybe I did, but I don't think I DM'd him. Cause like, I feel like you have to be with people in their losses too. Okay. That's true. You know what I mean? So I did DM Jake and I just said. I would say something funny or be like, may have lost, but you won in my heart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look, I've never seen somebody so sexy get knocked out or something. I, uh, I have a cool photo at the improv actually. I'm on stage and Jake Paul's the front row and it's a shot. I'll see if I can find it. He's laughing. He's got a big laugh. And it's like, I'm like in it and then he's got a big laugh. It's a cool photo. Just, uh, yeah, he's, he's a, he's a good kid. I like Jake. Next time he wins a fight, I'll put on my Instagram and be like, shout out to my boy, my dog, he, um, him losing. Is actually good. Well, it keeps people interested, but now you know that the fights are not fixed. You know, they're not fixed and it also keeps people interested because now it goes, cause if you do it, you know, if everybody's always winning, winning, winning, winning, you start, you're like, ah, okay, we get it. Yeah. Then he loses. Oh, who's going to fight next? Yeah. Judge me by my losses, not by my wins. Boom. Okay. I think you'll like this story. This is Tom Brady who just retired is might become a standup comedian. Interesting. I honestly did hear about this. I did. And I think he could do kind of what WWE guys do. A lot of WWE guys like tour. Yeah, it's just a lot of stories. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like this guy. Why would he want to do this? He just hates being alone. He was, he was retired for 14 hours. It was like, I'm back. I saw his wife left him. Dude. He's got the resume of a perfect standup. His wife left him. His kids are off somewhere. Yeah. He's got a lot of money. Doesn't know what to do with it. Yeah. He's, he's, you know, he probably just works at such a high level that like he accomplished something that no one thought he could do. He probably thinks he can do this too. Well, this, his life is day in, day out is out of schedule. He's got a routine. He's got everything. And he's just, he's a work guy. And then he didn't stand up so brutal to try and do that. It is. And the hard part with this is like, who would say no to putting Tom Brady on their show? What's harder? You know, going, going up, uh, being sacked or, or bombing. Oh, because if you get sacked, you can blame it on the offensive line. Right. If you bomb, who are you going to blame? Yeah. Oh, Mercury's in retrograde. That's actually what I'm going to say next. I'm a joke. Doesn't hit. Trevor, thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me on. You're an awesome guy. Thank you so much. You're so funny and you have like such a, you have such a great outlook. Don't ever lose that outlook, man. You're killing it. It's very nice of you to say. I'm going to come see you again. I'll come see you next time you're performing. Wait, you got a show tonight? Yeah. Laugh Factory. Laugh Factory tonight. I can't come. I get it. Um, you want to plug anything? Your, your podcast is Stiff Socks. Podcast is Stiff Socks. Yep. Uh, talk about that. Sorry. No, no, no. You're good. Dude. We'll have you on someday. Podcast, um, out every Wednesday. It's a good time. You got some tour dates coming up pretty soon here. They haven't been announced, but I'll let you guys know. Other than that, I just post a bunch of videos on Tik TOK, YouTube, Instagram, now Snapchat. Yeah. You're back on Snapchat. Okay. Back on the snap. So, uh, follow me on there. Check it out on there. Watch the videos and yeah. All right, dude. Guys, we'll see you next time. Go, go follow Trevor everywhere and go check out his pod. All right. Bye guys.