Jason Gets Busted By The Cops - AGT PODCAST

Guys, what's up? Today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. Yes. Get $20 off your first order when you use my code NASH. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the All Good Things Podcast. It's a December show. Naveen and I are chilling today. Hello, Naveen. Hi. What and how, who are you? What do you do? Well, so I am a professional fiance. People hire me to come on board and just make their lives better. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just a light. What do you do? I don't know anymore. I'm a live streamer. Do you think when they came up with the name SeatGeek? Keep talking. I want to make sure. Do you think that they wanted it? Hello? Hello? Yeah, we're good. We're good. Do you think that they considered SeatDork and then they landed on Geek? Yeah, they probably tested it. No one wants to be called a dork. But Geek is cool. But a Geek is like... Geek. Yeah. A dork is much more harsh and aggressive. SeatDork. SeatDork. I kind of like it. I think we should do a competiting app. Competiting? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to stick with... I think that is a word. Competiting? Competitive. No, no, no. We should do a competing. Competing. App. A competing app. Jason, I'm going to leave. The podcast or for good? Just walking. No, I'm just kidding. I am where I am. I do wait for those days where you're going to leave. I'm always ready. I would never leave you. Well, now I think you won't. But when we first started dating, I was like, I was like, well, she could be out of here any day now because there's so many things wrong with me. There's nothing wrong with me. There's nothing wrong with me. Well, I've fooled you. Incredible. So what's been going on? What are we excited about? What were your highlights of the year? Anything fun? We're coming into December. We're going on Christmas. We should tell... Let's just update everybody on what we've been doing. Well, you've been working a lot. You've been trying different things. You've been... I've been doing TikTok live. You've been doing TikTok live. I've been going on five, six hours a day. But this year you also started stand up again. Yes, yes. Which is huge. Yep. I have a show December 10th in Oxnard, California. If you guys want to come at Liberty Live, go. Can people get their tickets from SeatGeek? Yes. Really? I think so. You might be able to. That'd be kind of cool. Yeah. It'd probably just take you to the link to the comedy club. Oh. Yeah. I think you can get them on there. But yeah, Liberty Live if you want to get tickets. Liberty Live. I'll be there. Yeah. Naveen comes. We've been doing a comedy show. Naveen does the Q&A. It's the best reason to go is to just hang out with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People do love that. They love to come and see you. Yeah. Which is awesome. And so, yeah, it's been a wild year. Would you say it was fun? I mean, every day is so fun with you. Yeah. But not me specifically, but did you have fun this year? You started stand up again. You have TikTok Live now, which is as much work as it is being that high energy. I feel like you've gotten to meet cool people. You're trying something new, which sharpens your brain no matter what it is. Yeah. And it's just fun. There's confetti involved. You can't be depressed when there's confetti. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I think what's been nice about it is TikTok's helped me. Yeah. The people at TikTok are helping me figure it out and stuff. And they've been like, I don't know if I would have done it if I wasn't welcomed by them. Right. Because remember, Jonah was trying to get me on there like three months ago. Yeah. And I was kind of hesitant. And then once I got on there and built enough, like a strong enough skin. Yeah. Yeah. It's been great. That's good. Yeah. And I don't know. Brandon asked me yesterday, how are you going to do this for? Until it's not fun anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think that's with all the platforms. Yeah. You know, it's like I've had so many iterations. I've had Vine. I've had YouTube. Yeah. Then last year was all Snapchat. We were doing Snapchat. Rate them, rate the apps that you've been on from like, not best, like because of the money. Right. But like most fun to do from best to worst. TikTok, live streaming, it makes you, it obliterates all the other form in a lot of ways. How so? Because you're like, you're, no, it's like, it's done. It's immediate. And there's no edit. There's no like, now there's a drawback to that too, where you're not like, you're not sitting and editing and crafting something. So that's the bad part of it. So in terms of like, fun, I guess, I guess YouTube was the most fun in terms of like, sitting there and like, you know, editing something and then putting it out and then people liking it. But in terms of like immediacy and like a rush, like TikTok is insane. I got into like a, I got into like a crazy battle last night. Yeah. It was crazy. I was down, I was on there and I'm not ready. I went, I was not ready for these people. Really? Yeah. They like score like really high and they like talk. And I was just sitting there like playing music for the stream. But then this really big live streamer asked me to go in there. Okay. So I was like, I guess I'm going to pick up because it's like, oh, this guy's like a big deal. Yeah. And so I went in there and then I got my ass kicked. But that doesn't matter. No, no, it doesn't matter. Just fun. And you think that like live streaming kind of kills creativity? I do. A little bit. But I think the opposite. You do? Yeah. Go ahead. So I actually think that, and I've been thinking about this, when you're crafting like a video or something, you kind of like pick and choose like the funniest line and let me cut this out and let me do that. So you can like curate your, however you want to come off, like exactly how you want to. Right. But with live streaming, it forces you because you're just on and people are watching you the whole time. You're forced to think faster, think more on your feet, entertain people with no pauses or editing. So it's actually making you a better standup. It's going to make you a better conversationalist in general. And it's sharpening skills that you don't even realize it's doing because you're just focused in. But I think it's going to make you more creative and you won't notice it until you start doing something creative and then it will just be a little bit easier. Yeah. Let's talk about what you were like before you met me. My life was so wild. No, it wasn't. And not in a bad way. It was a... How many dates did you go on before you met me? I will say this because I won't lie about it. Yeah. Because I feel like everyone I've ever dated would call me out. Not boyfriends, but going on dates, I went on maybe over like 300 dates in a year because I was going... Three hundred? I was going on like two dates a day, sometimes three when I was, obviously I was single. And I really just wanted to date and just see what's going on out there. But I think that's a good thing. You were looking for your soulmate. Yeah. That was my objective. That was your plan. That was my focus and I was like, I want to date everyone. Yeah. And like some dates were literally just like sit at a park and talk. Yeah. Like it wasn't like a thing for like people go on dates for dinners or lunch. It was literally just to get to know people and learn about what other people are looking for. When I saw you pop up on that dating app, I was just like, no way. And then when you wrote back, I was like, no way. And then when we got engaged, I was like, no way. And I still don't believe it. And when you wake up, are you like, no? No, we have the best life. We have the best life. I feel like I made the right decision. The best thing about you is... Yeah, tell me. You don't allow negativity. And it's like really good. And like, I really want to like, thank you for that. You're welcome. Because my life's so much better because I don't spiral down. Yeah. You know, even though I still do. Don't spiral down in front of me. Maybe you go in the bathroom. I honestly, since TikTok Live, I've been pretty good. I feel like you've been great. Yeah, I've been really good. And, you know, that just has to do with like feeling like, okay, I'm doing something. I have a direction. Yeah, you don't feel like lost. Yeah. Even though that's not the right word either, because I feel like you always have something. Well, there's just like a certain amount of like money you have to make per month. And so that has helped TikTok Live to help that a lot. I think that's the source of everybody's stress, isn't it? Money. They say it's either money or like you're like lonely, like relationship. So it's either money or relationship. Do you ever feel bad when we talk to people and we're so happy? Sometimes I feel really bad. No, because I think that I hope... Like when we talked to Mindy the other night. That was so fun. We did a show the other night with this like really amazing comedian who's been in Austin Powers. And tons of stuff. She's like a groundlings person. Yeah. Really funny. She's really funny. And she was saying like, oh, you know, I don't want to meet anybody. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you. You will. I thought the same thing. Yeah. And but it really just takes one person. But sometimes I feel bad that we're so happy. No, I think we're bringing hope and inspiration to others. You think so? Yeah. Because imagine like even if you're feeling like, eh, like I don't want anyone. When you're around people that are really in love and you feel it. Yeah. You can't help but want it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, right, right, right. I don't know. That's good. How does this... How did astrological science work again? Why am I supposed to believe all that? Well, it's so... It's true. Like, it's not like, how do they work? But explain it to me. How the sun and stars and the moon, like how everything was when you were born dictates like parts of your personality. Really? Yeah. So where the sun is, but how? That's the part... Is that science or is it... I'm not super sure exactly. Like, I think it's the most like insane thing in the world. Right. But it's just facts, baby. Yeah. What did you find out the other day that we're number threes? Is that right? Yeah, I don't know too much about life path numbers, but it was really interesting because it says, so you like look up based on your birthday, you're assigned like a life path number. And then with that life path number, you know what people's numbers that you shouldn't date, which ones you should, what obstacles you'll face in life and what you're naturally going to be good at and you should pursue. Yeah. And you're a three. I'm a three and you're a three. And then how did you find out I was a three? I just looked up your birthday. Uh-huh. And were you excited when I was a three as well? I just couldn't believe it because I was with my sister and she was like, no, the chances of two people being the same life path number is like pretty like, that doesn't happen too much. Right. So she was like, oh, but you'll probably be a number that's compatible with each other, but I don't think you'll get the same number. And I was like, when she was reading the description of what I am, I was like, that's Jason. Yeah. And then she looked it up and she's like, what the hell? Really? Three. And I was like, told you, I just, uh, a lot of people don't see it, but I just think we are so similar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we're the same exact person. I know. I think we are too, which is bizarre. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like me like five years ago. I'm just kidding. You're like me 10 years ago. You're like me when I was two. And then, uh, I can like guide you and lead you the rest of the way. I'm just kidding. So Jason. Yeah. Tell me about how's, how was tour? How was my tour? How was your tour? I mean, you were there for most of it. It was so, I had a lot of fun. I think that I really like standup. I love it. Um, I just want to like have more people in the seats. That's it. You know what I mean? Yeah. But that's something that naturally happens. Right. I think I have to like, just keep, keep doing it, you know, like do another year. Should I do another tour? A hundred percent. It takes so much out of me to go and travel and like, you think so? Um, one of the best shows that I did was when I was in Louisville, um, it was not a big crowd. And, um, and I just got to like, you know, work everybody in the room and it was a great show, but it was just like, just, just doing that was a good experience. Like, um, I, I feel like I try to remember that like the ones that are challenging. I'm like getting something out of it. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And the Orlando show was really good. That was, you were there. That was very like more. Some of the shows are kind of like blurred together. Right. So I can't remember it like specifically. Well, like San Jose was recent. That was, that was really fun. That was really fun. Everybody was like there to laugh and they were, I feel really bad when I, um, you know, it's funny. It's like. When you're roasting people. Yeah. Like if you just go do a set at the improv, right. Yeah. The guy, you know, people go to the improv on Hollywood and you, you go catch a comedian and chances are the person in the front row, like they probably don't know you or maybe they know you, but probably not. Yeah. They just came to the show. It was their laugh. So then you'll start to like do crowd work or pick on them. But the difference at my shows is if you're in the front row at my show, you know me and you love me. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like there's not, and not that there's that many people that are there, you know, it's not like, but, but still like that person in the, and then I forget that I'm the, I immediately start. That they're like your biggest fan. They're my biggest fan. And I start roasting them. And then, and then of course, a lot of them too have never been to a comedy show before. So they're like, wait, I ******* paid to see this guy and he's destroying me. Um, so I felt bad about that. Uh, I always, I think even when you do that, they love it. I hope so. Yeah. I think people also just get really nervous. Right. And so then they don't like respond or like, then it's like even funnier, but I feel like you handled like the San Jose one was so funny. Yeah. And I, I said to him after, I was like, Hey man, I'm really sorry. I'm like, like you were just in my eye line. Jason like annihilated this kid. Right. And then he had like paid to do the meet and greet and he was like first in line, like so excited to take a picture and just talk to Jason. Yeah. That moment when you see that that person is in the meet and greet, you're like, oh ****. But you were sweet. Like it was all in good fun. I hope so. His name was Jake. Jake, if you're watching, I'm sorry. But yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess I'll keep going with it. I guess my, my biggest problem right now is just so much to do. Like so many things, stand up podcast, TikTok live, all that. And then spending time with you too. Yeah. You know, like, but we, we, we balance it pretty well. Excited for Christmas? Yeah. I think it'll be fun. Yeah. Did you have good Christmases growing up? Yeah, I did. We didn't do like too much like Christmasy stuff, but like we would just all get together. Yeah. And then when I got older, I would do Christmases at like other people's families. Yeah. So that's always been fun to me just to like kind of peek into other people's like lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think it's really fun. Yeah. You love Christmas. Love it. Yeah. Love it. Yeah. I feel like blondes always love Christmas. I don't know what it is. It like brings them joy. I love Christmas. Yeah. It's so fun, especially now that with the kids too, like watching them open something. Yeah. Is so fun. But then, you know, but that's really cool. And then the meal is so great. And then like the cookies that my sister makes. Your sister makes amazing cookies. And then like my favorite time is like three days before Christmas. That's, that's my favorite. Really nice. Go to the mall and someone's like, oh, I, I, I want this. But like, you know, then you're like, well, let's get it. Yeah. You know, like that. That's the best time before Christmas. The lead up. Yes. You know, you get some everyone's like happy and get some hot chocolate. Why'd you get mad at me about those raviolis? Were you mad about the raviolis last night? I wasn't. I was just messing. I was just picking on you. She comes home last night. We make dinner. Yeah. And there's one pack of like these, like gluten-free raviolis. Yeah. Very good. And I'm making Jason a dinner, like with chicken, asparagus, broccoli. I'm running around the kitchen making it. Jason's like, oh, I'll put the raviolis in like the. No, no. You, you grab them in the fridge. You go, do you want these? Yeah. Yeah, sure. And so Jason starts heating it up. And I was like, what a sweet guy. Like just helping me, you know, get things ready. Puts the sauce on the raviolis. There's no shared plate. He just sits down and just starts eating them. And I'm looking at him and then he's down to the last bite. And I look at him and I was like, you know, most people, like they, they share. Or they say, oh, do you want me to fix you a plate? But not you. And he was like, oh, there's this last bite. It was the saddest, like last little. And the inside had like already come out of it. It was just like the little fake breaded end part. But I actually didn't want it. I knew you didn't. I didn't want it. You never eat pasta. And I wouldn't have eaten it, but I did. You never eat pizza. I don't. Except sometimes. Pizza sounds so good right now. Not right now. Yeah. I just feel kind of like bloated. I don't like foods that make you feel bloated. Yeah. I know. I was so much happier when I had like all the carbs out of my life. Yeah. Well, you haven't had carbs. I had raviolis last night. They're gluten-free. Yeah, but there's still carbs in them. No, no, it doesn't have any carbs. We got it from like the little vegan section of the fridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I also had truffle potato chips while you were asleep last night. Yeah, Charlie's. She was so excited about those chips. When I saw them empty on the floor, I was like, oh no, we're gonna have to run to the store. We need a secret drawer of like just that's where we hide the snacks, the good stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn into an animal. No. But honestly, not that bad. No? Did you make oatmeal last night? No, I went up and I looked in the cupboard. I've been wanting to ask you this. And I was like, I was excited that it was something I could eat that it was oatmeal. Did you see all this attack? There's so many attacks on oatmeal on the on Instagram. Is there like an oatmeal lobby? I don't know because I just learned about oatmeal in the past like three years. Right. And I think it's so great. It has like fiber. You can mix stuff in it. I think it's like the perfect breakfast if you're going to have breakfast. Yeah. But now people coming after that, I feel like it's kind of crazy. Yeah, that's wild. Guys, today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. 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It's easiest to say who you're going to kill and then you can decide who you just want to have a fun night with and who you'd want to spend your life with. No divorce. I mean, if I were to marry Brandon, I'd have to like, I'd have to have a really long conversation with him about his neuroses. Boundaries. Yeah, not boundaries, but like neuroses. Okay, but he's who he is. No, I think he could temper it if we were married. That's the thing about marriage, baby. You got to marry them as is. You can't marry them with hopes that they'll change anything about them. You can't change people. Kill Brandon. You went from about to marry him and now he's off the face of the earth. Okay. I guess F Joe because he's an OnlyFans model. He's looking good. And then I'd marry John Castro. He would probably be the easiest. Maybe Joe would be easy. But I feel like, I feel like Joe and I are just like different people. You would marry John. Like Joe's tough. Like Joe thinks Jurassic Park is the greatest movie of all time. It's the best movie in the world. And on our bookshelf, we have the actual original books. But Joe will tell me movies that he likes and I'll be like, and I'll tell movies that he likes and he'll be like, uh-uh. So that right there, we're done. John Castro. Do you even know what movies John Castro likes? John Castro. Oh, well, Brandon and I like the same movies. Yeah, but you've killed him. I already killed him. It's really tough. Okay. All right, go do celebrity version. Celebrity version is, we're going to do girls now. Okay. It's going to be. This is going to make you upset. You don't know who I'm choosing. We have Meryl Streep. Okay. See? See, it's just going to make you upset. We have Meryl Streep. We have Dolly Parton. Dolly. And we have Melissa McCarthy. Who gets to spend the night with Jason Nash? Marry Melissa McCarthy. Okay. Because I feel like she would make me laugh. She's so funny. Marry her. Do you not know how funny Dolly Parton is? Have sex with Meryl Streep. Really? And kill, yeah, Dolly Parton. Because Dolly Parton is like, she freaks me out a little bit. Although she's very sweet and probably a wonderful person. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I got one for you. Okay. Okay, here we go. The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Chris Martin. Oh, that's easy. I would kill The Rock. Okay. I'd sleep with Chris Martin and I would marry Ryan Reynolds. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I would cheat in my marriage with Ryan Reynolds. And I'd still come and find you. Because in any lifetime, I would want that. I wish I said that. Yeah, but you didn't. Damn. Okay, I have one. Can I mix it, boys and girls? I guess. David. David, Natalie, Ilya. David, Natalie, and Ilya? Or should I make it three boys? No, no, that's fine. David, Natalie, Ilya. Well, I mean, obviously. Really think about personality traits over like, if they're male or female. Well, I'm not, I'm not gay. So I'm not going to have sex with, I would obviously, you're talking about like. So you're saying you want to have sex with Natalie. Yeah, yeah. But no, I'm not saying that. I'm just going to clip that part. If you can figure out how to clip it, I'd like to see it. Joe showed me some stuff and I'm going to apply it. We were at Joe's yesterday and he showed us how to cut podcasts in 10 minutes. But there was some things that he was doing. And I'm really good with like computer stuff. Like if someone shows me. Me too. I can follow along. There was like a few moments though where I was like, Yeah. Wait, how did we get here? And he was like, he's like, you just make a nest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, well, how do you make a nest? He goes, he goes, you, you highlight and then you double click. Yeah, yeah, right. Click. And then you just make a nest and then and then and do a burner file. And you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I can. I hope you have this program because they don't have it anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he would make a good teacher. We just need to follow along one day while I record Lee. Oh, good, good, good. Yeah. Have you had any interactions at the store or anything? Oh, sex with Natalie. The store? No, I got to answer your question. Sex with the Natalie. I guess I. But keep in mind, you're still best friends with Todd. Oh, that's a good point. You can't forget about what's going on in your life. I'd bang Ilya. You're right. No, you said Natalie. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, wait, don't Todd here. No, I'd bang Ilya, marry Natalie, kill David. No. Oh, wait, I can't marry Natalie either because of Todd. Yeah, David, kill Natalie, kill Natalie. Now you kill Natalie. So you want Natalie dead? That's so messed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like this game. Dolly Parton, that's a name to pull up there, huh? I think she's so interesting. I like that no one knows who her husband is. Did you ever tell you about the time I ruined Christmas? With your behind? Oh, yeah. Do you want to tell the viewers? One time I was like 13. We lived in this apartment. It's like a two-bedroom apartment with my mom and my sister. We all lived in a two-bedroom apartment. It was actually a great apartment. It was nice, but it was cramped. My mom made Christmas dinner for everybody. And my aunt and uncle came over. Beautiful dinner. Just the fact that we didn't have money didn't mean that it wasn't the most beautiful dinner. Like so well put together. Everybody's having a great time in a little apartment. Nice and warm. She's got the Anne Murray playing. You know Anne Murray? No. You'll hear it when we go to Boston. My mom play you Anne Murray. And then, you know, I was just like overweight. I used to eat so much. So I went into the bathroom. The bathroom was like next to the dining room. It was such a small apartment that the bathroom was right there. And I clogged the toilet and it all rushed out underneath the dining room. And then there was a guy. His name was Joe Nolan. And he was like the guy that would like fix the apartment and stuff. Like if something went wrong in your apartment, he would come and fix it. Yeah, like a handyman. He was like an old guy. Probably like a Korean war vet. And he hated me. Are you sure? He hated me. Why? When I moved to this new town, I didn't have any friends. And we moved to this new town because like we had lost our house. And my mom was like, my mom is so wonderful. She was really keen on me like having friends. Yeah. So she would. She would literally like one day she like drove to like the basketball court. And invited like all these kids like over to the house for like ice cream sundaes. So I would have friends. It was so, so sweet. Yeah. And so, so that apartment became. And then suddenly I did have friends. Right. Because this apartment became this like. This spot. This like hangout. They all lived in like big houses and stuff. But like they all came to my house because we had a pool. But it was like a community pool. Right. Still a pool. And it's still a pool. And so it became the spot to everyone to hang out. Yeah. And so the people that would come over, you know, they're 13, 14. They don't give a ****, you know. And they would. One time someone put dog in my drawer. I remember that. So it's just like a lot of like pranks and stuff like that. So that handyman hated, hated me. Because he was always like yelling at us or whatever. So then on Christmas. Yeah. At eight o'clock. OK. With ---- flowing from the toilet. Like that bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's it's everyone's like we had to like pick up the meal and like go sit on the couch. And like my poor aunt and uncle were like, oh, my God. And then you hear like a knock at the door and it's like. Like, hello. And it's like, it's Joe Nolan. And then we're like, oh. And then he comes in and he's just like has to like clean up, like, like walk through ----. On Christmas. And it was so embarrassing. Do you think he is still with us? No, no, I'm sure he's passed. He was like he was already 80. And that was like 30 years ago or 40 years ago. Maybe he's 105. I feel like when you're younger, when you're younger, older people seem older. Maybe he was 70. He was at least 70, 75. So that's 35 years ago. He would be 110 at minimum. I could tell from, you know, his face that probably not the best diet. A lot of meat, meat and potatoes for sure. He was like a tough, like, it's like a tough Boston guy. What time? What's that? Was he Asian? No. Oh, I don't know why he was Asian in my head. One time I got busted with alcohol. Ever tell you that story? But was it yours? No. Yeah. But was it really not yours? Well, it. This is the story with. It wasn't mine in the sense that I didn't drink any of it. But you. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because I couldn't drink. But I was like I was I was participating in it. You know what I mean? It was like. Still your fault. It's still my fault. Yeah. I was participating in it. So it's like it was before school dance. We would we would all meet on a railroad track. Yeah. On a ladder. And then just, you know, they would do shots or drink beers or whatever. But I was driving. Yeah. And then somebody just put it in my car and then I didn't have a lock on it. So then I went to McDonald's after the dance. And then when I came back, I just got in my car. It was in the school parking lot. And then all of a sudden, like four cop cars came out of nowhere and busted me. And then my mother's face when she got to the to the police station, she was like. She was like. Oh, but it was like such a small town. It was just like. But as a parent, if that happened to me, like if that happened to my kid, I would make such a stink at the fact that they went through my kid's trunk. Yeah, she did. That's so creepy. That's so weird. She could be her car. Yeah. Like, I think that they were in the wrong. Yeah, probably. But I had to watch cop cars for six weeks, six Saturdays. Brings you like I mean, you should you should have been doing that. That was a that was a good punishment for you. I was an umpire for a long time. What's like baseball? Yeah. It was really funny. I was a softball player. You played softball? Yeah, I have trophies. Were you good? No. But you have trophies. So everyone got trophies. How old were you when you played softball? Remember, I showed you a picture and you were like, oh, your hands are big. Yeah, because that that messed me up a little. I sit with that. Um, I said that. Yeah, yeah. But I did. Okay, I'm sorry that messed you up. But I said that as a as a that's like my coach side. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, my dad like instilled in me like an athletic side. So when you see somebody with big hands, I don't have big hands. I have long. I have long fingers. Literally, people stop me in the show. I was just at the nail salon and they like everyone almost faints. They're like, oh, my God, your hands, your nails like this is so beautiful. It's so gorgeous. They're not big. They're just long. I have piano player fingers. You used to be a hand model. I did used to be a hand model. And you had that job for a while, huh? Yeah. And what happened? Why did you quit? Well, unfortunately, um, I got the job because of someone that had a crush on me and it started to feel wrong because it was in their workplace. So every time I would show up to work and when you're a hand model, it's like 16 hour days, right? It's no joke. Yeah. So then 16 hour days on a hand. How long does it take to shoot your hand? No, it's great. Like my hands got numb like you because I had to stay like this. And then the this other guy who also had a crush on me built a little thing that I could rest the back of my elbow on. Yeah. Which was like so helpful. But other than that, you're literally for the particular jobs I was doing, I was like holding my hands up because when your hands are up, you lose blood circulation. And so your veins don't show. So your hand looks perfect. Oh, really? Yeah. So you have to sit like this the entire time. Yeah. Like I keep my arms like elevated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. It's like really hard work. But yeah, I did it. And even in that job, like they would they loved me and I loved it. I just I just stopped like I felt weird going in there. And then I didn't know how to get into that industry. Like I didn't want to go find. Yeah. Work myself. Yeah, it's I think that's I think that's like a part of being a girl that I never thought about that is just so awful. What? Like it was on Kill Tony last night. Remember? Remember the girl came on? Yes. And she did. We watched a show called Kill Tony, which is amazing. Go check it out on YouTube. But there was a girl. She was a stand up and she was great. She did great. But then she told all these stories of like, you know, my point is when a girl like wants a job, but then it's about something else. Like the guy like likes them. That's something I've never had to deal with. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I don't she was pretty good about it. I liked her. She was great. I don't like when people paint it out as this like negative thing, because at the end of the day, you are getting more opportunities. Right. That's true. That is true. Like I fell into a hand modeling career that I didn't try. Yeah, I didn't have to do anything with the guy. I just knew he had a crush on me. And then I got paid like really, really well. And then I stopped doing it. So I can't be like, I only got this because someone had a crush on me. Like my life is so awful. No, that's pretty badass. Right. You get what you get. Yeah. And I think guys hire other guys that they want to be friends with that they think are cool that they think would be fun to be around. So I think it's the same situation. Yeah, I guess so. What other jobs have you gotten? Someone liked you. I worked at an exotic car rental place on Sunset before I even had a driver's license. Yeah, I think I told you that. And you sold cars or you answer the phone? So you someone rents the car. It's like these crazy cars. Okay. Lambos. Yeah. And then it was me and like these other girls. Once someone rents the car, what happens is you pick them up from LAX or wherever they are in the car, drive them back to the place to sign the paperwork. So basically you get a hot girl that brings you back just to make sure that they kind of go through with everything and sign and credit card and everything. Right. So I kept avoiding the driving to the airport part and I'd be like, oh, no, you should do it this time. And then I lied and I said, oh, I actually have a DUI because he was like, what's going on? Like you haven't done the job yet. And so then it was like this awkward conversation. I was like, oh, my license is suspended, but I didn't actually have a license. Right. So then, yeah, that place is still on Sunset. And then eventually you just left. I left. Yeah, I got fired. I won't lie. Remember when I showed up in a Lamborghini and I was trying to impress you? Yes, yes, yes, yes. I do. One time, one time we first started dating. I got a free. I got all these cars. This was one of the jokes that I cut from my from your birthday set because I thought it was too mean. Oh, really? What is it? What was the joke? It was something along the lines of like, I think I had some of it still in there, but it was like, so Jason tried to impress me with like crazy cars. Yeah. But I'm not going to be impressed by like a brand deal. And it was like it kind of went more in depth of that. But then I was like, it's kind of mean. Like it was it was cool. I got this. It wasn't even a brand deal. It was just like these these these guys will loan loan us cars if we want videos. And then just do like a story where we tag them. Yeah. You get the car for a day and they're really fun about it. And they'll even like they'll even come and like drop the car off. They just like to hang out. So I had a green Lamborghini Urus just sitting in front of my house right when we started dating and I didn't have to take it back until the morning. And I was like, I had a date. I was like, OK, I was like, yeah, I'm going to show you. He literally pulls up to my house. He comes out of the car. He's like, let me get the door. What did I do? And he always comes out of the car to like get the door for me and stuff like that's normal. But he was like just like beaming, like so happy. And I like get in the car and I sit I sit in it. And then like I just started talking to him like about the dinner we were about to have or something like about my day or something. And like I could just tell you like, yeah, yeah. Like mention the car, bitch. That's how I felt your mind was going like you were. Because also this was like the second day, like the day before he had a totally different car that was still like crazy and cool. Like, right. It was like a week of you. It was a week of cars. So it was like this is like the second time now. And I had a yellow Porsche. Yeah, there was still no red McLaren. Yeah. And yet he had had enough. He was like, this is kind of cool, right? Crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really cute, though. And what did you say? What did I say? I think you were really direct. I think you said this is what I think you said. I think you go. Yeah, honestly, I see these cars all the time. People come with cars like this all the time. I don't care for fancy cars like this. And I was like. Did it come off mean? No, it didn't come off mean. It came off like, oh, this person, this person's completely real. And like, and she doesn't care about cars, which is awesome. Yeah. But I do. I like I like fancy cars. I remember I'll say to you, I'll be like, I'm like, I'm gonna get a Porsche. Yeah. There's something, though, about like a like a Lambo and stuff. That's just it. Ostentatious. It feels embarrassing. Like, I'm like, it's so embarrassing because it's like you're begging everyone on the street to pay like you're begging like you're like, and I think you're right. I just think it's wrong. I don't know. Like, I think like a really nice Mercedes or like a Porsche is like nice. Even a Porsche is kind of loud. It's just I don't know. Here's the thing. I always think about a Lamborghini, which like I'd never buy one because I always think about if I wanted to like go to Starbucks and go over the speed bumps and then you're just like and then like you can't find a space. And then it's like and then you get out of the car and everyone's like looking at you. Right. And so it is. I would never. And then like imagine being like in like a really nice car and like pulling up to the side of the road and like there's like a homeless family or something. Yeah. It's just that's just that part's hard to do much. And so and also you think I'm bougie. That's what you said the other day. You are extremely bougie. And I think it's so funny because if people really think I'm bougie, I also will get comments and stuff on TikTok live. Yeah. Let's talk comments for like one second. I'll get comments of like, well, Jason's broke because this girl and I'm like, you guys, Jason is broke because of Jason, because Jason likes the finer things in life. If it was up to me, it was like I can keep costs. Yes. Like I'm that's my whole thing. Like that funny. I don't like to spend a lot. So it's so funny to me. Like then like when people look at us, it's like, oh, it's her. But you're the problem. I'm the problem. You'll you'll go out to eat every night if if like you could like it's just like, OK, let's do it. Oh, you want 20 appetizers? Let's go. Let's just try. We just and you're not even like I feel like I came from like foreign parents that were if you order that, you better eat it. Whereas like you're like, well, I mean, yeah, let's just get everything and then we'll just have a bite of it. We'll just taste. I got to stop doing that. You'll order something just to taste it. I don't do that anymore. I did. I did do that a lot. But that that's also like Snapchat try stuff like, you know, and I love it. Yeah. And it makes like the dining experience more fun. And it is like you can showcase more stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But also like for a massage, like I love getting massages. Right. But realistically, I'm not going to go to a high end spa every time I want a massage. So I go to like this rinky dink like strip mall massage places. That literally looks like. Jason's just like, I don't know if I want to be here, but like. It looks like it looks like there should be like police tape in front of it. Yeah. They don't even have like cloth. They just have like old towels. Like it's very. Yeah. But it's a hell of a massage. Great massages. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you are much more bougie than I am. That's why I feel like it would be fun. You can comment and say if you agree. But us on a camping show like or a wilderness show where it's like who hits the buzzer of like, get me out of here faster. There's no phones. There's something recording us only. And like we just have to make do. Yeah, that's really funny. I think you would lose it within like 32 minutes. It depends what was on the line. And also, if I was being filmed, I wouldn't want to look to be that way. So I'd stick it out. You're like whispering to like whoever this fake crew is. And you're like, please just get me out. Who are we kidding? You would be out day one. You'd be out day one. That's a part of me. I feel like you don't know. Yeah. Is I can have nothing. Yeah. And I will still have fun. Really? Yeah, yeah. I just have to know ahead of time that it's happening. I should have warned you. Oh, and then what? Oh, and then what else? And then also another thing that I noticed with you is I've learned you don't like you don't like a lot of muscles on a guy. You don't think that that's attractive, right? I so some girls. Yeah. It's a certain type of girl. Okay. Which I can't say. But like likes that kind of guy. It's so so okay. Think of it like this. Think of the dorky guy that kind of grows up. Maybe make some money. He loves like the model, right? Yeah. Like the really hot like he's like, yeah, I want that. I want that, right? It doesn't matter when they're like they have no personality or if they're big. It's like they want that look because that's what they've always wanted and they could never have it. Yeah. There's some girls who grew up and maybe wanted like the football player or something and they just couldn't have that. They love a gym guy. Ah, it's the same thing but reverse. It's the same thing but reverse. But when I say that I feel bad saying it. Those are the girls that care about like, oh, he's got to go to the gym and he has to have a six pack and so fast because they never had that. But everyone else, it's really, it's almost there's something. I think everybody has a little bit of a narcissist in them. I think it's normal. Yeah. But there's something crazy to me and almost like you have addiction issues. If you are that obsessed with every muscle of your body and like you're just too into yourself, you're out of touch with reality now. Yeah. Because as humans, we aren't even supposed to be looking in the mirror that much. Right. That like if I think you'll go a little crazy. There's nothing hot about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the same way I view like someone that's really overweight is how I view someone that's too fit. It's like you're doing too much, too extreme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some of the guys have gotten too like into their bodies and I was like that last year too. It's scary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember we were talking about someone was talking about Nick Vial being in shape. Yeah. And they were like, yeah, but I mean, he was he was starving himself. That's why he's so shredded. They were like a little they were like a little jealous. I don't think they were. I think he I think that person was a little jealous. That person was jealous. I think so. I just think. But I mean, he works hard in the gym. So yeah, but but yeah. But yeah, I also don't like I don't like when someone like diminishes someone's hard work because like even starving yourself is hard and takes work. Yeah, yeah. It's so hard not to. But it also you're just affecting your brain. I don't know. I want to lose weight. Would you be with a woman that was like really shredded? Like bodybuilder? If it was like the body of my life, like if you decided like, babe, I'm going to do and I had full muscles and and every day you saw me just like counting my muscles and like. Oh, no, that's a good point. 2 p.m. It's arm day. I wouldn't like that. And you like it's just. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point. You're right. No Lamborghinis. Don't be too ripped. Be healthy. And and and don't be bougie. That's what we learned. You can be bougie, but know that you're bougie. OK. You just have to like know that that's you. Wait, and then then should we tell everybody that that we're going to have kids? Yes. OK, go. When are we going to have kids? So I don't even know this. You guys are learning this for the first time. You're learning it for the first time. Another kind of comment that I see a lot is. Don't go off comments. No, because I think this is actually a good learning lesson. OK, go. Can I? Please. May I speak freely? Always. A lot of people say, well, Jason has said in the past. I don't want kids. I don't want marriage. Right. And I think it's like really important not to hold people to things that they say when they're in different phases of their life. I agree. Because like you could say you could be with someone and like love them. But like just don't see like a family with them. And that's OK. And that doesn't mean everyone else you meet in your life. You'll also feel the same about. Yes. So I think I think it's really like noble and sweet of you to want a family with me. Like, you know how badly I want it. And I think you'll be amazed. I've seen you be amazing. You're the best dad in the world. And I'm just really excited. I think I just I think our baby is going to be the best baby in the world. Like I think they'll win awards. I don't know if they give baby a baby. Yeah, well, maybe. Those two. Yeah. And the two I've had so far are great, too. So, yeah, I think so. I think what are you going to call it? What would be your baby name if you're going to choose a baby name? I love the name Theodore Theo. We almost called Wyatt Theodore. You told me that, which I think is why I think it's such a strong name. Like Theo is a great name. Theo is really good. Yeah, I just think Theodore is like strong. What about for a girl? For a girl, like I love like Jolene and then we call her Joe. Jolene's great, too. Or I love the name Margaret, but I don't want I wouldn't want any. No one gets a nickname. I don't I don't want Marge or Marg or like it would go. Margo's cute. Maybe Margaret. It would have to say. But then I don't know if that's kind of like an older name. It's an older name. But Margaret obviously drums up like it's like it sounds like like a writer, like Margaret Nash, you know, like, yeah, because isn't there a famous writer, Margaret? I'm not sure. Margaret Atwood. Oh, and then there's Margaret Thatcher, of course. Of course. And then what was the other one? Jolene. You can't call her Joe. We would call it. Oh, so that nickname is OK. You just that name is OK. I just Margaret is too strong of a name. You can't nickname her. Those are all great. I love them. See, and I and that's because you and I are the same way. We always agree on everything, which is was there any names that you wanted? Because I'm open. I need more girl names, but I am certain we're having a boy. I'm not pregnant right now, but if I just feel I would make such an amazing girl mom, like I would. It would just almost be too good that I. Well, you've done a great job with Charlie. Yeah, I mean, I was meant to. I just I think teenage girls, it's such an interesting time of your life. Yeah. And I feel like I'm really good at helping people navigate that. And I'm like, I'm really easy to talk to. Yeah. Tell the story about tell the story when you're out with Wyatt and the money. Oh, so Jason's son, Wyatt, is like an angel child. He's so sweet. And we all played tennis once and Jason had to run to see if the court was available. So then the lady at the front was like, OK, so it is available. So you guys can meet him there. And me and Wyatt are standing there. And I went to pull out my card to pay. And Wyatt goes, no, no, no, no, no, Naveen, I got it. And he like and I was like, oh, my God, that's so sweet. I didn't know you had any money, but OK. And so he's like, he's like, no, I don't have a card, but I have Apple Pay. And I was like, oh, are you sure you like you have enough money on there? And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he puts his Apple Pay in. But when he pulls his phone back, I see like the the card. It's it's it's just Jason's credit card. And I feel like he's so busy that he doesn't even realize fully what's happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he thinks he has a bank account with money in it. And then like we went to get pizza one day and there was no parking. So he ran out to Prince Street while I waited in the car. And I was like, oh, why take my car? And he's like, oh, no, no, no, I'm just going to use my Apple Pay. I was like, do you know? Like I think I think probably on I think he knows. And I think probably what he's doing, he's doing exactly what I would want him to do, which is like the most perfect thing to do. But at the same time, it is so funny. Like I feel like I got this. Yeah, yeah. I feel like I'm still like the adult in the. Yeah, the adult pays, you know, so funny. This like 17 year old like, no, no, no, no, no. I got it. It's really cute. All right. Well, I think we've got a really good podcast here. I hope you guys have enjoyed it. Let's wrap it up. What time is it? Three oh seven. Yeah, we got to go, guys. We got to go pick up Charlie. Listen, we love you guys. Come see me December 10th in Oxnard at levity live. And listen, guys, come see me December 10th at Oxnard and levity live there as well. And check me out on TikTok live. Please come on there. Say hello. What else? That's it. And vlogs coming soon. We love you guys. Thank you, Naveen, for being here today. Got to go pick up Charlie. We'll see you next time, guys. Thanks to SeatGeek. Bye bye.