Ozempic Ruined Our Marriage - AGT Podcast

Today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. Get $20 off your first order when you use my code NASH. Hello, guys, welcome to the podcast. It's Jason and Naveen today. Quick episode for you guys. And we are here. We are headed to our honeymoon soon. And Naveen and I are just sitting here chatting today. This is where we sit and chat just every day. We come down here. Sometimes we turn the cameras on, sometimes we don't. And and sometimes one time we tried to record a podcast in here and it was really good. It was great. But I messed the audio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was fun. Like we were just we were vibing. We were vibing. Yeah, yeah. It was really nice. Yeah. And so we're just going to catch you up on our lives today. Just talk quickly and do a quick episode because we are off. You keep saying the word quick, which makes me think you're rushing me. And thank you for listening. We'll talk to you guys later. Download SeatGeek. No, I'm not. I'm not rushing you. Life is so life is so cramped these days. Life is very cramped. I'm trying to learn to like not get upset like right when I wake up. The days are just you. I'll give it to you. You have a lot to do every day. Yeah. Yeah. Like I've never I've never seen anything like it. And I've been with people that own like hundreds of businesses and stuff. I've never seen someone more busy than you. It's kind of crazy. Unfortunately, Jason, you don't own any businesses, but you are just as busy. And you're making a fifth of the money. You're you're a busy guy. A busy I wish I woke up this morning and I, you know. One of my one of my least favorite things is when I like come in the house and I'm like not like prepared to like talk to anybody like this morning, it happened. I came in the house and I was like, I took the kids to school and then I came in and I was just like. I was thinking about my day, I was thinking about this podcast, I was thinking about going live, I was thinking about like and I wanted to going out and at all, would you say? And I wanted to end it all. And then yeah, I just get overwhelmed. And then that's the worst is, you know, I'm with you. So then now I like it's almost like being in a relationship is like you're you're constantly on a stage. So I think they say it shouldn't feel that way. So but like I was mad at myself that I I dropped my guard and I was like, I came in the house. I want to like when I see you, I want to like. I want to address myself before I see you because I came in with bad energy. And you and then the thing about you is I'm sensitive to it. You not you're not sensitive. You're just like super. You're sensitive to everybody. Like you pick up things on people like so quick. Yeah. Like we'll meet somebody. And then I'll be like, that guy's cheating on his wife. And I'll be like, we talked to him for five minutes. What do you mean he's cheating on his wife? Yeah. And then sure enough, he is. You know what I mean? Yeah. And and and you're and that's like a great skill to have. It's a lot for me, though, because I'm feeling it, you know? Yeah. So that means like that's for me. Like I have to remember like before I come in the house. And that's just like a general note, I think. That goes back to like the 1950s, you know, when like a guy would go to work. But then you'd come home and beat his wife. So we can try that out. Whatever your kink is, sweetheart. But no, that that goes back to the 1950s. They would say, like, you know, you go to work and then when you come home, like, leave it, leave at the door, work at the door. But what happens when your work is in the home? Right. That's and that's what we have here. We work in our home. So maybe we need two houses. I don't know. Naveen's always pitching that. I'm always saying I want to move. And Naveen's like, oh, great. I'm going to stay in this house. I love this house. Like, I have such a it has good energy. It does. I've literally put my blood into the house. Yeah, I've bled on the floor. Yeah. I love it. I think it's a good vibe. Naveen fell the other day. I felt like an old woman. I dropped her off. It was raining. And but to start it off, I hate the rain. And Jason was like giving me a pep talk right before. Do you remember? You're like, it's not that bad. Like, it's kind of pretty. Like the rain will stop. Like kind of trying to make me feel better about it. Because I get really down when it rains. Yeah, you do. And so he gives me this pep talk and then it's so sweet. Drops me off right at the door. Yeah. Yeah. So I I take the car right up to the house. So there's like a minimal amount of time that she can get wet. Don't make that joke. And that's what she said. And and I drop her off. She gets out of the car. And and as I say to her, be careful. Be careful going down the stairs. She goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I will. Also, she's package crazy. Princess Polly, my favorite clothing store. She has packages coming at least once a day. And so you did probably pick up a package. There was a package. So I go park the car. And I leave her for 45 seconds. And there's a steps situation. Yeah, the steps. And and I come back and I find her on the ground crying blood everywhere. And I'm like, what I told. And then, you know, your first instinct is my first instinct. It's like Charlie gets hurt or intervene, gets hurt or why gets hurt. I get mad. Why yell? You do. A lot of parents do that. Yeah. What are you doing? Like, why? What's going on? Why did you do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the worst reaction. My parents do that. But I don't know why parents do that. Feel it like with you guys. Me and your children. Yeah, we're in one category. I mean, you know, you care about you love somebody like that deeply. Yeah. You feel it. Yeah. Like Charlie wanted to be picked up early from school today. We can't do it because we're doing the podcast. And I feel it like, really? Yeah. Like I was on my walk today. I was like, poor thing. She's going to sit there for an hour at school. What's she going to do? And she's going to be OK. You just feel it. So to walk in. What? She's going to do school. Yeah, I know. I know. But to walk in and to see you like bloody, it's like. The **** are you doing? You start punching me. Why? No. My parents used to yell at us if we threw up. Yeah. Just because they'd be so like frazzled. And I think it's such a weird reaction. But you weren't like yelling at me. You were just like it seemed like you needed to be consoled. I make it about me. Like, oh, my God. But you were great. You were good, though. You cleaned up my blood, the blood. And then I told you blood is slippery. And you were surprised at that. It's just such a like you were so it was so quick. You're like, be careful, because blood is really slippery. I'm like, how do you know that? It was a few bodies in the in the woods. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what makes you think that that what you thought when I said that? Yeah. Yeah. But she was fine. She hurt her hip. But yeah. So, yeah, that's that's what's been going on here. Rain. I can't do anything about the rain, darling. You can't. My gorgeous, gorgeous, beautiful bride. I can't do anything. Are you sure? I wish I could. Maybe the billionaire you dated could. Maybe he could cloud seed, reverse cloud seed and make it stop raining. Yeah. But which, by the way, we do we ever figure out if cloud seeding is real? No, she didn't have much interest in searching it. She just kind of wanted to tell you. I saw this news report. It's been raining a ton in Los Angeles. It's it's it's been awful for three months, right? It's one of the worst I've ever seen, which mostly because I don't mind the rain. But Naveen just really doesn't like it. There's no way you can. There's no way you can not mind it here because none of the buildings, none of the streets are made for rain. Right. It's potholes everywhere there. Even the kids school is like mostly outside. Like no one is prepared for rainy weather. Sure. You pay the taxes so you don't have rain. The California taxes stop the rain. Well, that's that's the trade off. Oh, like we're paying you pay high taxes and you've got shorts on in January. So I think we should all get together and talk to the tax people. And just refuse to pay now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. Guys, today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. And I'm here with Naveen and Naveen. I don't have to tell you how amazing SeatGeek is. They had my first sponsor on this podcast, and they are still with me to this day. If you need concert tickets to anything, go to the link in the description right now and download the SeatGeek app. Right, Naveen? Yeah. You never forget your first. We love you, SeatGeek. Guys, right now, if you go to the SeatGeek app, make it your first. Yes, because your first order, you're going to get $20 off your first order with my code NASH. So go to download the SeatGeek app. I don't have to tell you guys SeatGeek is the best app. You have to have it on your phone. You have to make it yours. And you're always a hero with SeatGeek, isn't that right? That is right, Jason. Just like when I got, you know, a con tickets. I still sometimes when I'm driving the car, I remember that we're going and I get so excited. Yeah, you're going to be very excited. And I hope I hope I enjoy the music. You'll love it. I will. You'll love it. Any concert is amazing. And you you can do it, guys. Just download the app. Go to the link in the description right now. And my thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this podcast. But so anyways, I told I saw this news report that they're cloud seeding. And you know, you watch something now. You get so much information. You get so many videos that you watch all day. Maybe I heard it wrong. But I swear to God, I saw like a KTLA report where they cloud seed, which is basically there was a drought and they put something in the clouds. You can pull it up if you want, Mitch. Yeah, let's look it up. So then I told Charlie this. That's why it's raining. So she goes to school. She's telling she's telling everybody at school and her teacher goes, I think your dad's a conspiracy theorist. That doesn't sound right. Yeah. But let's see. Cloud seeding is a type of weather modification that aims to change the amount of type of precipitation that falls on the cloud. So it does exist by dispersing substances in the air that serve as cloud condensation or ice nuclei. But I want to read a part. All right, go ahead. Well, where I'm on ice nuclei. Oh, you're going to stick me with microphysical, which alter the microphysical processes within the cloud. Its effectiveness is debated. Some studies have suggested that it is difficult to show clearly that the cloud I love to read. Yeah, I love to read. Yeah, you like the sound of your own voice. I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But what was funny about that is so then she told me in the car and asked me if you are a conspiracy theorist. And I was like, I don't think so. He said like he saw it on the news. And then we're all me and the kids are sitting in the car. I'm like, I don't ever I've never seen him watch the news. And like, yeah, no, me neither. And then Charlie goes, I mean, does he think that Instagram is the news? And I go, I think so. So then when we confronted you, you're like, I saw it on the news. And we're like, where? And you're like on the Internet. I did. I did. Yeah. And then we all just looked at each other like, oh, I guess there is a difference between Instagram news. And I mean, I don't know. The news is crazy, too, though. I mean, they make up all kinds of stuff. Yeah, you can't really. I mean, you just don't know. So now at school, I'm labeled a conspiracy theorist, which is not good. Kind of cool. Yeah, kind of cool. So I guess so what they're saying is it's if there's no proof that it works. Is that what it's that? I don't remember. I was too focused on the voice. We were doing some acting last night. That was kind of fun. Yeah. What was the line I was doing? I was making up a commercial for American Express. Yeah. They haven't asked him to. He just was making fajitas. And then the line I was using as I was cooking fajitas was in cooking. Timing is everything. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And then you said it wasn't good. But then Charlie said it was good. Charlie said it was good because she thought it was funny. But American Express isn't looking for funny. Hey, you do it. What is the line? In cooking, timing is everything. That's pretty good. Go. And do it like you were doing. No, no, no. We're not asking for emotions. I'm frying up stuff. OK, then can I? Yeah, go ahead. OK, go first. In cooking, timing is everything. That one was better in this instance, but you had more of a. I think you're I think you're a good actor. I think you're going to find out when we shoot our new TV series. I'm going to improv. Yeah. Yeah, you are pretty good. I'm really excited. I had nothing to say. Right. Yeah, me too. I'm so excited to be in a TV show with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We guys, we sold a TV show. We're going to be shooting it this year. We hope that it makes it to you. It's it's it's it's independently financed. And it's going to star myself and Naveen. And we wrote all the scripts. And now we just we just shoot it. Maybe Elon Musk will want to be in it. I mean. That'd be sick. Are you on Twitter? Yes, I think. I mean, I'm not. I have a Twitter account. Yeah. He like looks at his mentions and stuff. Hey, Elon, do you want to be in an episode of my TV show? Just be chill about it. Just like maybe send a Twitter. Hey, dog, we wrote you a part. Hey, dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like a nickname. Nerdy people love to feel like part of the cool kids. So like be like, yo, my guy. Yo, nerd. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So we'll try that. So that's exciting. What else you went to the hardware store the other day with Wyatt? I heard I went to the hardware store and Wyatt is known for being indecisive and like taking a little bit longer to just like pick anything, even like between two notebooks. He was going to cry because he couldn't decide if he wanted one or the other. Oh, yeah. We took him once to get. What's that notebook called? Moleskine. Moleskine. He's like, I want a moleskin. He he's intense about deciding. Right. So it took about 40 minutes to pick out a notebook. Yeah. Which color? But so even more so than that, when we went again to get his second one, there was two black ones and they're both black. Yeah. And he was just like, well, this one's the first. But will this one have like be better for me? So we're we're past color now. We're just on which item. Oh, yeah. So he's he's gotten worse. It's funny when somebody is he's very smart. He's so smart. So we he gets away with chalking. Like when he does things like this, taking a long time, people go, oh, it's because he's a genius. I never rush him. Yeah, I'm like, OK, but if he didn't get good grades, you'd just be like, you'd go off on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so he and also why it doesn't ever really ask me for too much. Yeah. And so he was like, hey, do you mind taking me to the lumber store after school? So I was like, sure. And we had Charlie in the car. She's hungry. You know, she wants to get home and like get her like night started. Yeah. And so we go to the lumber store. And why is like, oh, I can just run in like you guys stay in the car. So Charlie's like perfect. And then 10 minutes pass. And I was like, well, hold on, Charlie. I was like, I think I should go in because he's indecisive. And I feel like if someone's not there, he's he's going to it's going to be a few hours. So I walk in and he's looking at two. He's looking at a stack of plywood that are two by two. And there's so many pieces of it's a lumber store. And he's like, well, I know I need this size, but which piece of wood? Yeah. And so Charlie was like, I mean, please go in there and like just tell him get this and like get him out of there. And I was like, no problem. I'm assertive. So I was like, why we got to hurry this up. So I help him pick the wood. We go through every single piece of wood and then we're walking out. And then I see the paint section and it's wood stains. And I go, why have you thought of what stain you did? And he goes, no, I was going to just paint it. And I was like, hold on. So then he spent 45 minutes like looking at wood stains and like picking color. Like it was so fun. But then Charlie called me and she's like, where are you guys? So I was like, oh, we got to go. We got to go. But we picked out amazing. It was like so funny because I was sent in to help and I did make it take longer. And you made it worse. We were looking at cherry mahogany versus like red oak. Yeah, it almost I mean, I could have been there for six hours. So you're you're you know, you know what you you absorb people's personalities a little bit. Yeah, I'm a chameleon. Yeah, you're a chameleon. Yeah, that's really funny because then you came home last night and all you were talking about was wood staining the cutting board. Yes, I'm right now I'm into wood staining. You are. Yeah, I'm going to stay in every piece of wood I see. Oh, my God. It's so cool. Yeah. And in the lumber store, you can make stuff. So now I want to make a shelf or like a stand or something. Oh, that would be fun. You've been doing a really good job around the house. I don't know. I just a lumber store I would have never thought to go into. But it was life changing. Speaking of Wyatt, he his band Great Big Cow has been KCRW selected them. That's insane. As one of the top five new bands in Los Angeles this year. And a bunch of people submit like that's huge. And they submitted the song Carbondale, which is a song that I play on my live a lot. Yeah. And it's a great song. My favorite song. Yeah, it's my favorite song. And so they're going to be interviewed on Monday. That's so fun, which is so huge because you know, it's funny when you see something that, you know, is good and you're and you're waiting for everyone else to catch up. Yeah. And and that's just the case with that album. It's so good. It's really good. And just to see that you're like, oh, because, you know, he'll go and he'll like post something on TikTok and it'd be like, ah, it didn't get any views or it's discouraging. Yeah. You know. It's hard to watch, especially because I go through it. No, what was so funny is we were talking to Wyatt about views and like this made me laugh so hard. And he goes, Wyatt then was like trying to figure it out. And like, you know, some of your videos will get like over a million and some of them are like still high. And then he was looking at your page, like a random TikTok or something that you had just posted. And he goes, well, so like this one has 50,000. And you're like, Wyatt, that's incredible. And he goes, no, no, not my noise. You go, that's terrible. And he was like, what? And you're like, no, for me, terrible. Right. But I have more followers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was just so funny. That's really fun. You were so excited. You go, my 50. I got a terrible word yesterday that everybody in my life was coming and saying TikTok's getting banned. Did you get the notification? No, I didn't get the notification. I got a notification that said from TikTok, like the system notification. And it said, please put in your zip code and then you put your zip code and it gives you the number of your representative. And it's like, please call and like say like you don't want this because it is going to get banned. That'd be a funny bit for live. What do you mean? Like all the representatives? Yeah, please. You go on my life right now. What's the number? Do you have the number? So you have to go. I can get the number for you. Are you going to call them? Call my rep. Did you get the notification? No, to not ban TikTok. It's right here. Stop a TikTok shutdown. TikTok wants you to call your rep. Do you have it up? No. Oh, so look. Call it. Call the number. So in your notification. Oh, in your notice. It's stop a TikTok shutdown. I can call it. OK, guys, we're going to keep TikTok alive for you guys. OK, I'm calling. Please, dear God. OK, it's calling. Tell them to stop a TikTok shutdown. So that's what I'm saying. There we go. Mitch has it up. Good, Mitch. Very good. Stop a TikTok shutdown. Congress is. Congresswoman Johnson, how may I help you? Hi, I wanted to call to see who to talk to about stopping the TikTok shutdown. Yes, I can take a message for the congressman on your behalf if you'd like. Amazing. Yes, then let me have your first and last name. Jason Nash. It's Jason, J-O-S-O-N. J-O-S-O-N. Johnson, Jason, J-A-S-O-N. Oh, you said it right. Wait, did I say it right? J-A-S-O-N. You got it. I'm so sorry. Oh, you said J-O-S-O-N, so I was like, wow. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Oh, don't apologize. It's OK. Hey, listen. Wait, I'm so sorry. I'm going to give you to Jason. Sorry. Hey, what's your name? I'm Marie Shi. Marie, I'm Jason. And I go live on TikTok every single day. And we really, really, really don't want it to get shut down. It's a lot of people make money on there. It's not just the people that go live. There's probably a million people in the United States that make money on their making videos, selling products, not to mention the businesses. It is a huge, huge revenue stream. And as you know, with the economy as the way it is, Marie, we cannot afford to have TikTok be shut down. It is the best algorithm. And are you on TikTok, Marie? Personally, yes. You are. Have you ever seen me? Do you know me? Jason Nash. Jason Nash? What? Oh, yes, I have. You know me? Yes, I do. I'm the guy that's live 10 hours a day. Yes, I see you on my FYP. Oh, great. See, the algorithm works. It got to you. But but listen, who do you work for, Marie? Brad Sherman. And what's he like? Does he like TikTok or no? I'm unsure. Agreed to by the committee. We don't have a a direct stance from the congressman at this time. Yeah, no direct stance. Listen, I would love to have dinner with Brad, take him out, wine him, wine him and dine him and just talk to him about this TikTok thing. It's not just me. It's it provides entertainment for everybody. It's really the economy, right, honey? Yes. Is there any way that we could talk to him and have him come on my podcast? Well, I can actually contact you with his scheduler if that's something you're interested in. Is he up in Sacramento or is he down in Southern Cal? So his district is in Southern California. Yes. But you're going to the D.C. office currently. OK, wonderful. Can I leave you my phone number and we can get together with the congressman and talk about this? Yeah, of course. And then I will also give you our scheduler's email so that you can email her about this too. Amazing. Amazing. Are you ready? Yes. OK, I'm going to pass you over to my assistant, Naveen. Hold on. I'm I'm his wife. I'm so sorry. It's the number you're going to block. Yeah. Well, tell her thank you. Jason said thank you. And we'll be in touch. Tell him thank you for the content. And tell her she's doing a great job. You're doing a great job. And thank you for taking our call. And thank you for I think she can hear you. And bring this up at the at drinks tonight. If you guys have a meeting or something, bring bring it up. All right, I will. Thank you so much for calling. And fix the potholes. And if you have any relation to the potholes in the street, please, please let them know. It's been really we've been going through tires. Of course. OK, I'll let him know. Thank you. Have a great day. Thank you, Marie. Bye bye. Bye. Getting stuff done. Maybe when we come, maybe we'll go. I might run. Naveen's dream is to be mayor. Who is the Sherman guy? Maybe I know him. Did she say Brad Sherman? Oh, is that his name? Then she said the congresswoman. I don't think she ever said woman. This is his scheduler. His scheduler. Yeah, his book. Can you imagine we can get him, get a congressman on here? Very fun. And then we could go testify in front of the Senate. Dude, what if you save TikTok? I save TikTok, but everyone gets their information stolen. Who cares? Hey, listen. I mean, I think I think there's just so many people use TikTok. Like, right. Like, look at, like, remember, you know, Vivacious McClain? She's her whole business. Yeah, yeah. I mean, what would she do? It's a lot of people's business. Yeah. You need to be the voice. The voice of TikTok. Yeah. I finally have my hill to stand on. Yes. That'd be fun. All right. Well, maybe we'll do it. I don't know. I don't know if it's actually good for people, but it's good for me. That's how all great things start. I guess so. No, but we have been doing TikTok live quite a bit. And I mean, it's going great. It's just so fun. And it's just so... I had King Bach on last night. How was it? Incredible. Yeah. Like, it's just so fun to go on there. I love going on there with people I know. Right. That's why I wish more people did it. Yeah. You know, like, I wish, like, Zayn did it or, like, Todd. Todd does video games. But going on there with people you know, it's so fun. Jonah, Susie, you. I love going on with you. You saved me the other night. Yeah. Which was great because I wasn't doing so well. Hey, you can always call me. And then the mods came in the next day and they were like, don't get upset, you know, just call Naveen up. Naveen, come on. That's sweet. That's so funny. I was like, I don't need Naveen. I can do it myself. They're like, it's okay, Jason. Just lean on Naveen. No, my favorite thing is, like, occasionally I'll check my, like, other folder on, like, TikTok, like your messages. And it will just be people updating me on, like, what you're doing on live. And it's the funniest thing. People do. People are such snitches. People always, even if you're on, like, TikTok with, like, like another girl or something that, like, I'm always in and out of, like, the kitchen. And so, like, you're not doing anything I don't know about. But they'll be like, hey, I just want you. I hope you don't get mad at Jason for being on with this. And I'm like, I hope you don't get mad at Jason. Yeah, I noticed Jason was on with, like, this person. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But he was being really respectful. I'm like, what's going on? Or they'll be like, hey, Jason seemed really upset today. You might want to check on him. Or people will update me if you drank water or not. That's really weird. Like, hey, I noticed Jason didn't drink water. I know you care about that thing. That's really funny. Every time I'm on with a girl, I mute right away. And I'm just like, all right, just play the game. Like, I don't want to have any kind of interaction. Yeah, because you don't want them to fall in love. Yeah, you know, it's just so easy. You're really easy to fall in love with. Says you. And everyone else thinks you're crazy. No. Yeah. So we did have a problem here with the Ozempic. I want to say this. I did do Ozempic recently, one time. Well, like, four times total, but one time. One time recently. And people say, I feel that people discount people's weight loss. Not me. I've always been smaller. But like, people will say like, oh, Ozempic, that's cheating or whatever. I had one of the worst weeks of my life after I took that shot. I was so ill. It was so bad. My whole person. I had, like, I was sick. Yeah. It was terrible. Yeah. I couldn't stop throwing up. Yeah. And how long did it last for? It was like a week. Was it a whole week? It was a week. And still, what's crazy is I think, so I went into my doctor and I was kind of like, joking around and doing a bit. And I was like, I'm looking to go like full anorexia. And he was like, you're really small. And I was like, hit me with it, doc. But I'm just, I thought we're doing smallest dose. Like, but I thought we were just joking. I still can't eat a full meal without feeling sick. Oh, that's terrible. And it's been like a month. Yeah. And I'll tell you what's funny about it is even after how sick you were the other day, like, it still creeps back in. Like, the other day you were like, let me get one more. Let me get one more shot. It messes with your head. It does work. It makes, because I feel that I'm not, like, big to begin with. I feel like it makes my stomach so flat. Right. Like, it just, like, tones me up. Oh, my God. I looked great. But also, I was nonstop throwing up. So it's like, and I had no physical energy. So this is not an ad for Ozepic. We're telling this story so you don't do Ozepic. No, no, I think you should. No, don't. No, you shouldn't. She was really sick. I'm also really sensitive. A lot of people don't get sick. And it caused a lot of trouble in our relationship. It was like, Jason and I are so good. Yes. And it was just so funny because I was so physically sick. And I didn't know what I needed. Like, you know, when you're so sick and you're just throwing up that, like, you want someone to be there for you. But also, like, you feel so gross that you don't want anyone next to you. Like, I was kind of struggling with, like, I didn't know if I needed you or not. But then I was, like, getting so snippy and angry with you because I just, I had no energy. And we got through that week. And then I looked at Jason. I was like, I think I'll do one more. And he's like, it almost caused us to divorce. And what did I say? No. You said no. Yeah. That's become a big theme in my life now. It's telling you no. You say no a lot. Yeah, that's good. You have to say no. Very good. I have to say no to energy drinks. And you come at me. You've been really good. You listen. But you do come at me, like, once a week. Like, how about one Red Bull? And I'll be like, no. Yeah. No, you're doing good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want me to do that. Cracking down the whip, as they say, right? Cracking the whip. Oh. She's foreign. Cracking the whip. One thing that was really funny was, uh. What? Say it. No, no, no. Say it. It won't come out funny. Say it. No, it's a sore spot. I'm not gonna bring it up. What is it? It's a sore spot. I'm not gonna bring it up. For me? Yeah. I have no sore spots. You good? Yeah. No, we'll just move on. Well, what's it about? No, it's like a stand-up bit I wanted to do, but I haven't been able to, like, craft it. Yeah, I can craft it for you right now. Go ahead. Well, I thought it was really funny when I. We had a fight once. Yeah. Where I said, let's get a maid. Oh, if you want to go down that, I'll go down it with you. I don't want to go down it. Yeah. But I still. But the bit is like that, I. You don't say that to an Arab woman. No, no. That's the bit. Jason, so I wake up a little earlier than I'd like so that I can run up and clean the kitchen because I don't know what happens at night or like before we go to bed. Like even Jason, you'd made the kids breakfast this morning or something, and then he took them to school. I walked upstairs and I was like, oh my. There was orange peels on the floor. Every single drawer was open. There was tape on the ground, my painting tape. I don't know what, like everything. I taped a fork. I cut the oranges and I put them in a plastic thing and I taped a fork to it. It was crazy. So I wake up early to clean the kitchen so that whenever Jason comes up and goes live, it's like nice and clean. So I'm in like, I'm cleaning it and I'm doing everything. I don't complain about, I like to do that. Like it. She does. It makes me feel good. And so I'm doing that. And then Jason comes up and he's like, kind of like, not that happy in the morning sometimes before his coffee. And he goes, and he looks at me and he just goes, we should get a maid. Like as if, and I'm cleaning it and I'm not complaining about. And so I'm like, why would you say that? That was crazy. Because I'm saying it like, let's get a maid. And keep in mind guys, we already have a maid. Right. I'm saying it like, I'm not saying it like, you're not doing a good job. I'm saying it like, let me take this off your plate so you can spend time doing something else. That's how I said it. I think that seeing someone juggle it all and do it so beautifully is intimidating. You know what it is, sweetheart? It's intimidating. I'm not used to somebody that wants to take care of me. Should we make out? In front of Mitch. That's all it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I need to, I need to get used to that. Yeah. I'm not used to somebody that's like, oh, let me make your life easier. Yeah, yeah. For sure. Anything else? Let me just look at the thing. What? Last night, you know. We were talking about like a friend of ours. And we were talking about like, if her boyfriend was cheating or whatever. And Vivian said, before I'm anything, I'm a girl's, before I'm anything, I'm a girl's girl before anything else. Before anything else. No, because we were like, oh, if you saw someone that you're close with, if you saw their significant other who you're not that close with cheating, would you say something? Yeah. Always. I would never not say something. She's a girl's girl before anything else. I'm a girl's girl before I'm anything. I wanted to let you know, this is, I wanted to try this on you. This is a story, these are, this is a story that I'm really interested in that you won't be interested in. Are you ready? Okay, yeah. This is like, I'm like super interested in it. And you're going to be like, I think you're not gonna be interested at all. So, you forget I'm a chameleon soul. Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson. The ear guy? He's not the ear guy. He's the heavyweight champ. The best, the greatest heavyweight of all time. He's fighting Jake Paul Prime. No, that's Logan Paul is Prime. Jake Paul's his brother. Jake Paul's- But he's the fighter. Jake's the fighter. Jake's the more accomplished fighter of the two. Jake's actually taking boxing way seriously. Logan is doing more WWE. Oh, okay. But Jake is fighting Mike Tyson. Oh, okay, okay, okay. He's fighting Mike. Isn't Mike Tyson like- 57. And Jake is like- 27. Okay. Any interest in this? I'm very much interested in it. And they're fighting in Texas at the AT&T Stadium. But don't you feel that it's all- Yes. Everyone's just trolling. Like, it's just like, they're just making money. Like, there's not- Sure. And they're- But doesn't that give you the ick? Why does that give you the ick? It's kind of like, imagine- I'm going to compare this fight to going to a strip club. It's like, you want to be- It's like, oh, this is going to be, like, so crazy. But it's like, at the end of the day, they just want money. So it kind of takes- It's like, you're just- I don't know. It's just like, we're- I'm kind of a chump. We're all, like, feeding into that. You turned off because I'm into this fight? No, no, I'm not. I like watching- I don't actually like watching fights because it's, like, violent. But I don't know. It's kind of just, like- Oh, it's definitely a- It's definitely, like, a sideshow. It's not- It's- They're not the two best fighters in the world going at it. Yeah. But- It's like a money grab. It's not a- It's just a huge money grab. It's not a money grab. It's- They're entertaining. Like, I'm going to watch that fight. It's going to be fun. Like, I guess what I like about it is, like, it's a reason for me to, like, call Todd, call David, you know, call Joe and be like, Hey, I bought the fight. Come over and we all get together. Right. It's just like a- It's, like, fun. It's just fun. Yeah. I get that. It's fun. I don't know if there's any two other fighters that I would buy the fight. You know what I mean? There's better fighters than Jake Paul and Mike Tyson right now. There's the heavyweight champ of the world. So, see, that's the thing. I wouldn't care about seeing, like, the two best fighters. Oh, you wouldn't? It would be, like, Mark Zuckerberg and, like- Elon Musk? Fighting? Jeff Bezos, I think. Well, they were going to fight. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. And that's entertainment. But, like, two guys that like to fight fighting. It's like, okay. The only other thing about it that, which is in your favor, is that you do wonder. You're like, are they, is Mike going to go easy on Jake? Like, you never really know if- Well, I don't think they're actually fighting. How real it is. Huh? I don't think they're- Like, I think it's like, oh, when you, you have to lose this fight. You think it's all fixed? Yeah, for sure. It's all a money thing. It's like, people know that there's big bets. So it's like, okay, you have to lose. But, like, you can go hard on him. But then you have to go easy or, like, something. I felt like Tyson's last fight, he fought Roy Jones in 2020. And it's two guys over 50 getting in the ring. Two greats. But they did get in the ring to fight. And it did feel that way, where it was like, all right. Let's just make the money and give the people a little show. And that's it. Yeah, which is fine. Which is fine. Well, it's something that I like, so. Also, Naveen told me that billionaires like tall women. And poor people, poor guys like short women. Is that what you said? Because I'm working on writing a book. Yeah. And so I'm, like, trying to break down, like, categories of men and categories of women. And most very, very wealthy men like taller women. Like, billionaire status wealthy. Millionaires and less. So not poor guys. Like, still, like, you're still doing good. Like, if you're a millionaire. But they like a shorter girl. And why does a billionaire, you think, like a tall woman? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Because it's like a trophy. I guess. But, like, even taller than them. Or, like, they like, I don't know why. And a poor guy likes a short woman. So he can feel dominance. You think? Yeah, how tall are you? It depends who I'm talking to. I know, I always lie. I always lie. Hey, do you remember, do you remember this when you were a kid? You'd have a sleepover. And this always used to happen to me. Pillow fights? No. Circle jerk. No. Yeah, this would always happen to me. It'd be, like, four guys, four kids sleeping over. And then I would fall asleep. First? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then someone would be like, dude, go to bed. And I'd be like, no, no, no, I'm up, I'm up. Or like that, my sister. Oh, but you're, like, falling asleep. But, like, you just don't want to admit it. Or my sister would do that to me. That's really funny. Because my sister was, like, five years older than me. Yeah. And I'd be, like, trying to stay up and watch the love boat. Like, just go into your bed. Jason, go to bed. Like, I'm not sleeping. You still kind of do that. I'm up, I'm up. Like, you don't want to miss out on the fun. You know, you have FOMO. That's sweet, though. Yeah, it's pretty fun. All right. Well, that is our podcast for today. I love you guys so much. Naveen loves you. Please come see us on TikTok Live. I'm there every single day. Unless it gets banned. What's that? Unless it gets banned. Call your representative and keep TikTok, please, for me. And we're going to have Jess on the podcast soon, next week. So we'll be reuniting with her. We're going to hear all about her life. Her life as a single gal away from Nash Nation, working here. She's probably very happy. She comes in with, like, a glow. Yeah, that'll be fun. Go follow Naveen on Instagram. Go follow her on TikTok. And yeah, we'll go check you guys later. Okay, bye-bye.