This Meal Adds YEARS to Your Life!

Hello, and welcome to my kitchen. It's time for some tasty treats. The only way that I know. Naveen got some sweet potatoes. We're making a longevity meal. What's up, everybody? Come on in here. Guys, we're here today. Thank you so much for watching the channel. We continue on our quest for 52 straight weeks of vlogging. Oh, my gosh. How does she do it with that body, with that hair? We've got everything in this video. We got sex appeal. We've got ASMR. We've also got fitness. You guys want to get ripped. Why am I doing this, you may ask? Well, I'll tell you. Today, we're making a longevity meal. This is something that Naveen looked up online. This is so I can keep living because it's a lot better than dying. As bad as your life is, it's still better than being six feet under. That's kind of morbid. On today's video, we're going to show you that cooking doesn't only have to be easy and it doesn't only have to be nutritious, but it can also be fun. I haven't spoken to my family in 15 years. Why are you not wearing shoes in the kitchen? I don't wear close-toe shoes in the kitchen. Yes, chef, is what you're supposed to say. I'm the chef. On the bear. Like, I know it's a good show, but doesn't it annoy you when they're like, yes, chef. You're probably at home thinking, oh my God, this is going to be a boring video where they cook and yap. It's not. It's going to be exciting. Jeez, these potatoes are really fresh. Oh my God, they're popping right out of the package. First thing you want to do is wash the potatoes. Jason. We're trying to get our own TV show, you know, so you got to be a little zany sometimes. So we have the oven baking at 300-something, okay? That was my wait before I met Naveen. I'm trying to get a brand deal with James Pearce. Let's just be quiet. Didn't they tell you now? Yeah, but here. Let me do that. This is something I can do. I know, but I just, I don't want you to cut yourself. I'm not going to cut myself. I'm great around the kitchen. You are? Yeah, my father was a chef. Where? At McDonald's. Jason. My father cooked growing up. My mother cooked growing up. We all cooked. Have you heard of that book, Rich Dad, Poor Dad? Yeah. I'm going to write one. Me and my dad are going to write one called Poor Dad, Poor Dad. What's wrong? I'm getting texts. Oh, your girlfriend? Yeah. Are you seeing anyone? Yeah, a couple people. We're a good little team. I'd say so. So what's fun about this meal is that it makes a huge mess. Well, you didn't have to, but Jason started to peel the potatoes on top of the sink. Well, I'm going to pick all these up and throw them out. You know the classic, when your mom comes to visit? When your mom put a watermelon down the... Yeah, yeah. You guys, if you guys ever had like your mom come and visit and they don't know where anything is in the kitchen or they start telling you everything that's broken. Or one time my mother, my mother was here, like she's really clean, which is awesome. Like she loves, she really keeps things really clean. But yeah, she would go to the garbage disposal and she was just putting like all kinds of... Which that's, that is... Roots and carrots. A lot of people do do that. A lot of people do do that, but my garbage disposal is not like... I never met someone whose garbage disposal was actually... Kind of touchy? I've never met someone that like could actually do that. I feel like everyone says that their parents say they can. She didn't put a whole watermelon down, but that's really funny. I swear she put a whole something down. Just like... A whole pineapple. All right, here's our... Our sweet potato. No, did you eat that? I don't think you can, Chimpa. What? Eat it like that. I don't think you can eat sweet potato raw. You can't? I don't think. They gave it to horses. I can't eat sweet potato raw? No. Somebody look that up. It'll be too late. So it's so important. It's so important to make healthy meals. Because you can't trust the restaurants. You can't trust anyone. My nose is itchy. You can't trust anyone, okay? You are in charge of your health. You. That's right, brother. You know it, brother. And if you want to be healthy, you've got to listen to Nadine. Where's my yogurt? This is what you want, okay guys? You don't want to mess with different types of... It's whole milk. You have to get whole milk. Everything else is a scam. It's giving you cancer. I'm starving. You had to go to Color Me Mine, didn't you? Listen, listen. What did you just say to me? I'm starving. Perfect, because guess what? Best part of this meal, it's 15 minutes. What? 15 minutes? You can make it in 15? Well, that's perfect for our... Should we make more? I think that's enough potatoes. Really? Okay, just don't... So chicken is extremely... You always give me a chicken speech. There's always a speech about chicken. That's how people get sick. Like you can't... I've been eating chicken my whole life. I've never been sick from chicken. Stop eating that. Stop. You're making me sound mean in this, but it's you. I cut all that stuff out. And there's a lot of it. You're out of control. I need helping hands in this kitchen. I'm staring at somebody right now. Staring at you at home. Give me the... Did you do everything that you needed to do today? Come here. Maybe that could be my niche. That's a lot of yogurt. I love it. Want me to slice the breasts? All right. Don't. Don't go there. Is there a picture that we're going for, or? No, it's a vibe. Got a vibe. Sorry. Got a vibe. Well, guys, Naveen just did that, and I don't know if we can continue the video. It's her fault. What do you guys think? Comment below. Should we continue the video? You have a aversion to cayenne? Do you have an... An aversion to cayenne pepper? Yeah. No. No, I like cayenne. Hey, Jason, I love you, and I think you make life fun. Yeah. Yeah, like you're a real good time. What was that? Nothing. I just don't get in touch with my emotions that much. You know, there's a male loneliness epidemic. Oh, yeah. Someone made a really good point, and they're like, you know, women are lonely all the time too, but we don't make it into a phrase. We just go hang out with our friends. That's not funny. What's going on with us is really bad. I'm so lonely all the time. You're like, we spend every day together. Oh, is tonight beat poetry night? I didn't know that. Let's do a poem. Yeah, give me a beat. Give me a beat. Chicken and cilantro, sweet potato, longevity chicken. Do you like cayenne? Cayenne. True love. That's too much cayenne. Cayenne. Sam, I am green eggs and ham, cayenne, cayenne. You are on the precipice of the beginning of tomorrow. When tomorrow comes, the revolution will not be televised. Male loneliness epidemic, or just a bunch of. Jason. Male loneliness epidemic. Let me tell you something. What? There's nothing better than being alone. It's the best. Says the guy that literally married the first woman to look his way. That's how I keep her going, guys. You're out of control and you're done. I'm never done. You know how many times you say I'm done and I'm never done? I just keep going. Oh man, I'm thinking about those cookies down at Sprouts. We're gonna get them, sweetie. We are? I need them. Head into Sprouts. It looks like the prices are good, but in actuality, they are not. It is quite expensive. My friend Edgar works there. He always says hello to me. The first time he said hello, we talked about the vlogs. Since then, we don't have anything to say. I'm a mixer. Let me help you. It's not that kind of channel, honey. Oh, I see what you're doing. You little scamp. Wow. You're really doing it. One pan chicken. Oh, it's one pan chicken? One pan chicken. What did you put in there? It's lemongrass. You can do a honey chili mix if you want. I don't even know if we said what we're making, to be honest, because you came in so crazy. You kept calling it longevity chicken. I found the ingredients that are good for living a long time. Okay. And then I took what I wanted and I left the rest. I'm going to put this in for 15 minutes. Okay. And then we broil it for 15, and then we're done. Oh, there's another plate in there. Don't touch it. Wow. That looks like a meal. Very carnivoresh, right? Yeah. Very Paul Saldana. You did so good. You know what? I'm so proud of you. You looked up a recipe. You didn't know what you were doing. I have no clue. And you brought it home. I did. Should we order a pizza? Are you still filming? And that's our video for today, guys. Right now, I'm going to go over and I'm going to set up King of Queens. And we're going to watch it. Will you say my catchphrase? My new catchphrase? Health is wealth. That's not your new catchphrase. Yeah. That is so you. If I see a hundred people commenting health is wealth in this video, I will shave my entire arm. Health is wealth, guys. See you next time.