Going Undercover at Home Goods

We are headed to the Epicurious Market. This is a place that's blowing up on TikTok. Epicurious, that means, that means of, of, of, of. Hey Siri, what does Epicurious mean? She's like, **** you, Jason. Epicurious is an American digital brand that focuses on food and cooking related topics. I mean, is everything a corporation? I think we've been had, been had by Conn Nast, the makers of GQ and Esquire and Vanity Fair. But anyway, it's a cute little market. We're gonna head over there. We're gonna do our vlog. We love you guys so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for supporting this channel. I can't thank you enough for all the comments. Oh my God, a mockery, early in the morning, huh? You guys like how my energy has been up? I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm doing it. Has anyone noticed? Leave a comment today and tell me what you're working on, what you're excited about in your life. I'd love to hear. I do read comments and I do respond. Oh, it's not open, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. No, it is open, it opens at 11, yeah. Okay, okay. Wow, well, it's clean as hell. Ooh, a little police. Well, this is interesting. Oh, I love these little, you would love this. You would love this. Another thing that it's like a don't miss here, Shrimpa? The mustard. This is duck breast. Don't look at it. This is fantastic, have you ever had this? Nancy's Fancy. You know Nancy Silverton? No, I don't know Nancy. You know like, you know like Mozart? That's Nancy Silverton, that's Nancy Silverton. You know every like important woman restauranteur. No, I don't. It's a fun fact about you. Lupinis, move. Grab that. You want this? Yeah, I just, I don't have enough hands. This is Jason's favorite kind of pasta, rigatoni. Yeah. Oh, look at this. I like if it's a bigger thing, because then it's like the meat goes in. Oh, that's nice. But I'll tell you, it's pasta. You don't like pasta, so it's tough. Like I would- I like pasta. Here's my hot take. I think pasta, it's good, but I think it should be a side dish. I don't think it should be a main course. It's too much of the same. Imagine it's just a small little plate, like how people do like a before soup. Right. There's nothing like a little jam on toast. We should have a bed and breakfast. Yeah, we should. Well, $37, not bad. 10 minute parking. I don't want to pay. Oh, so we can only be in there for 10 minutes. 10 minutes in HomeGoods. That's all you get. Please. I hope no one steals my brisola. Did you hear that guy, by the way? What? I go, do you have a brisola? And he goes, brisola? I didn't hear that. Ask me, ask me if I have a brisola. Do you have a brisola? Brisola? Ask me again. Do you have a brisola? Ah, brisola. Yeah, brisola. Brisola. Brisola? Oh, you mean, brisola. All right. Oh my gosh, Jason, we need this. HomeGoods is tough, man. Really? I think it's so fun. 97% of it is like, nobody wanted it. That's not true. It is true. That's not true. Hey, you see the Instagram videos where the guy like, farts in the candle and then he hands it to his girlfriend? So funny. Oh my God, it smells like ----. Have you seen this guy? Have you seen when the guy goes, music, music. No. Music, music. You haven't seen that? Valentine's Day is coming up. Oh wow, I love that chair for my makeup. What do you want for Valentine's Day? I've never heard someone ask someone what they want in such a tone like that. All right, let's get to it. What is it? What do you want? This is where all the men wait. You just wait here until your girl is done. You ready? You getting in line? Okay. Hey guys, watch this. This is me. That's the kind of energy I got today. That's really good. Can we try to do that dance later? For sure, sweetie. That's what you say to the guys. Just be agreeable. Say, yeah. I think if we had a rug under our bed onto the floor when I get out of bed and step on the floor, I won't be as cold. Yo, I don't do girly stuff like decorate the house. I'm so manly. Okay, I'm gonna do Nadine's interior monologue now. Here she is. She's looking around. She's thinking to herself, what do we need? What do we need? What can I buy that we don't really need but- This is gorge. It's gorge? Jason. She found something. This is the entryway. This is what we're missing. She's really been trying to find something for the entryway of her soul. It's what we're missing. Honestly guys, the house is so tiny. It's what we're missing. I don't know what she's thinking. And now she could be actually very mad at me. She could be mad at me. She can't hear what I'm saying right now, guys. So this is the opportunity to smash that like button. Smash that like button right now. I like it. That's fine. How much is it? It's kind of too much. I feel like I can find it on Facebook Marketplace. Oh really? Yeah, but you might get murdered. It's worth it to me. I don't have much to live for. Wasn't that credenza really worth it? I think we have to have a Valentine's Day party. Okay. Is that what you want to do on Valentine's Day? It's not on Valentine's Day. But then you have a lot of single people showing up like. It's not about that. It's about. Single people, they just need to stay home on Valentine's Day or you'll get people coming and they'll be like. We're doing, you know, whatever we're doing. And then no one knows this. I've hired a little person in a Cupid costume and they come in on fire. On fire. And they start chasing people and then it becomes a game of tag. And they're like shooting people. Yeah, you can't get shot with Cupid's arrow. That's a pretty good idea. I'm sorry, I was really negative this whole time. I used to love like holidays and like little things, like dumb things like Valentine's Day. But once I got with you and I realized. Oh. I took all the joy out of it. We need to just work, work, work. Little things don't matter. All right, we'll hire a little person for your party. I'm sorry, did I ruin your fun at HomeGoods? Yeah. Did you want to buy something? No. You sure? Yeah. Okay, are you in? Yeah. Okay, I don't want to chop off any limbs. Ah! How will I know if there is begging on me? Music, music. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. But no, we're headed out to Fear Factor. There's a Fear Factor premiere party. We're hunting it down. We're like paparazzis. We hear something's happening, we go. We heard Johnny Knoxville. I said, hmm, I like Johnny Knoxville. Johnny Knoxville is a comedic legend. Somebody that did something in comedy that no one else did and did it in an. Steve-O. Sure, I'll put Steve-O in the category, sure. You said no one else, but Steve-O. Well, he's in the same group. The other guys, Bam. Yeah, but Johnny had the charm. Johnny went. I liked Bam the best. Bam's great, but Johnny was the entry point for the regular man. They were like, oh, Johnny's cool. It's just the way it goes. Very well. It's just the way it goes. We are in the heart of Boys Town here. This is a huge gay neighborhood. And a lot of guys in tank tops as I look around. What? What happened? I don't know. What was that beep? I don't know, it was the cops. Oh, is it because I have my flash? Maybe, yeah. In fact, Jason is very afraid of the police. I don't like the police. He's gonna turn himself in probably. He's gonna pull me over. Oh, he gave you a thumbs up. Put that down, the cops are behind us. You know how to film? Yeah, just put the light down though. You know how to vlog? I don't wanna give him any reason to pull me over. I'm like so happy. Right in front. You know how you can call in a news story? Yeah, yeah. Man gets parking space. It was on Santa Monica Boulevard that the man struck gold. Oh, this is not gonna be good for filming. So this is gonna be a party montage. Oh, okay, all right. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Look how much energy he has just from being around a couple of people. Let's go cruising. Wait, what does that mean? Wait, I don't think you know what it means. What does cruising mean on this street? What do you say? Let's go to the tiki bar. Okay, let's go. You mean the secret tiki bar that you've been talking about that nobody knows about, that we only know about? Thanks for being so amazing. Did you see how I was quick in there? Oh, you're not gonna kiss me because I had bugs. You were quick. That was gross. You like beetle? They said you only have to eat one. And then you literally were going like it was bug buffet. I'm starving. So supposedly this is a hidden tiki bar. It's supposed to be really cool. The password, do you know what the password is? No. Should we get a hot dog? No, but- Just kidding. All right, so this is Tail of the Pup, which is cool. Is it up here? Up. What's that? The inside of Tail of the Pup. Oh, gotcha. This guy's never been to Tail of the Pup. Is it closed? Oh, sweetheart, I don't know. I think you open the exit. Well, it says emergency exit only. I think that's what you open, no? Or the bathroom? It says emergency exit only. Just open it. No, I don't wanna- But what if that's the thing? Go there. It's a bathroom. All gender. Just try. It's a bathroom. But there has to be a secret entrance down the house. Are you messing with me? No, I swear. All right, so what do I do? Go like that? Yeah. Ooh, secret tiki bar. Can I push it? No. Hey, ah! What? Secret tiki bar.