Parker's 11th Birthday SURPISE! OMG

He doesn't know that I'm coming for his birthday. We're milking cows. We're going to a farm? You've never milked a cow, right? What? Does that sound so bad? Yeah. So, Parker doesn't want to milk a cow. You get fresh milk and ice cream, and then... It's gonna be super cool. Think of the thumbnail. Do you see anything? I see an obstacle course thing. A zip line? We're going to be zip lining through the trees. Obstacle courses. We're climbing trees and going through... We're going in the trees? It's an adventure, Parker. You got it, Parker. Colby, is that one for you? Yeah. All right, Colby. Let's see what you got him. Twister! Colby! You're welcome. Max Abel and... Ryan Hershey! Thank you again, Colby. All of them. I'm a pro, right? He doesn't know. Oh, wait. I can't read it. Big pro, it says. Who's this from? Me! No. He doesn't know. Oh, it's the X-Mars cube. Thank you, Austin. This is so cool, because you can make it solve itself. No, I've never shown him solve a cube on the channel, so... I'll solve one later. One week later. Okay, we're timing it. Done. Oh, you're good. What's your best time, though? 30 seconds. Oh, corny, because it's a bunch of corny. That's so funny. Thank you, Batman. You're welcome. Oh, my gosh. Rip it open. It's the mouse pad I wanted. What the... This is, like, so cool. Whoa. $20. Oh, my gosh. Outlook, not so good. These are from me. Oh, my gosh. They're the coffee socks. I remember you were wearing them. I was like, oh, I want these. They're so cool. Isn't it the best when someone has a birthday coming up, and then they're like, oh, my gosh, that's so cool. And then you're like, yes, I'm going to get you. What else is in your bag? Anything else in the bag? I didn't pack anything else, but... Oh, my gosh. Those are the comfy... Those look like shoes. Do you know the story behind the comfy? Do you? Oh, yeah. The... I don't know what it is. It was that thingy. Other comfy. Yeah, the other comfy you brought in from your game room. What's medium size on heaviness? Pickle out. Oh, my gosh. It's a pro toothbrush. A pro... Do you see how much more plaque that removes? 300 more plaque. I mean, all this... It's everything you've ever wanted. Look at that. Look how excited he is. He's so excited. All right. It better be above. It says the best hugger. Yeah, maybe that's for me. Oh, my gosh. It's the comfy hoodie? Yeah. Not in a comfy stack. It's in green. The size. Wow. This color inside. It's green. All right. Here we go. What's this, Austin? From you? Let's see. What is it? It is a... Whoa. It's not the Panda Switch. It's just a candy cane. Wait. That's so cool. It's a toy. That's so cute. It's fun to take them out. It's a glorious panda. Is that, like, adorable? It's so cute. Look at that. It's, like, so cute. That's an actual panda. Like, no. It's exactly the Switch. And this is from everybody. Everybody. It's, like, very heavy. Okay, let's take it out. Take it out. It's an iPad. Oh, my gosh. What? Is this the world's biggest computer? Keyboard? Did you want black? It's my keyboard. Yeah, I wanted black. I'm going black, bro. You said you wanted the chrome one. Thank you, everybody. Big old keyboard. Oh, bad news. They're going big, bro. Oh, it's the Switches. Thank you. No, Switches. I mean the keycaps. Yeah, thank you. The keycaps, yeah. Celestial ice. Oh, that. Celestial ice. I wanted the celestial fire one. You said fire? Yeah. Dang it. I was like, why does he want ice? It's okay. Okay. I mean, I thought it was weird because I actually thought the other one would fit you so much better, but that's what showed up in the Discord link. And I was like, why would he want the keycaps that look so similar to Austin's? I'll take them. Do you bruise your face? Yeah. I got hit when I got hit by the thing. Don't they say to be really careful not to get hit in the face? Away from us or anything but our face. Okay? But it just couldn't come out. I got too frustrated. Oh, you did. You got clicky? Yeah. You got clicky. What's clicky? Hey, Parker, what you up to? I'm editing a video. Oh, nice. How's it going? Good. What the heck? It froze. It's hard. What if I spam click this? No, my file's gone. What the? Why did my clicking not work? I just spam click and it usually gets fixed. That's what happens when I play bad. Now, what is this? Now, it's like this thing and... Oh, it's the electric blue bungee. Yes. Now, that doesn't make sense either because it doesn't match. I did it. I was just to get in here. Let's go. Thank you. You're welcome, buddy. One more. Glow-in-the-dark cards. Wait, what are these? Cards Against Humanity. Cards Against Humanity? What? It's a game. Oh, it's a game. It's a family game. I know we have never played it together, but I played the adult version a long time ago. Oh, cool. I like the box to tell you the truth. Yeah, that's crappy. Hey, can I play? Sure. Look out, buddy. Okay, I'll play. I'm so annoyed. Thank you. I wish I could have a right foot on like... Guys, don't shame me for my dirty socks. It's just because I walk outside with them and I don't feel like changing. Right hand... No, it was right hand green. That was literally both. Girl! It's green. Yeah, just do green. We are having a struggle. Left hand red. Ow. All right, guys, so I'm in the gaming room right now. We have one more cool surprise for them. If you fall, you're out. Left hand blue. Okay, Oculti, go. Will my left foot be really hurt? Ow. Left foot blue. No, oh, my gosh. My turn. Oh, my gosh. Left leg blue. No, left. Left foot blue. Oh, Oculti, you gotta bring this foot. Oh, my God, my hand. I'm kind of like struggling. I have to do... I gave up. I'm gonna do the eight ball. Parker gave up. I'm still alive. Shake, shake, shake. Is Parker a noob? Very doubtful. I wanna try. He's not a noob. Am I the best person? My sources say no. Jamal, my editor's out there. Do this slow-mo baking. We've been making this. Parker, wanna put the next thing in? Parker, come. Come and help us. Flour and mix until the flour disappears. Move, Gio. You're in my way. This is Parker's. Wanna fight? You wanna go? Wait, wait, do that again, and I'll go down like this. Okay, Parker, Parker, Parker. Loki kinda smooth. We're gonna try to pull this off where Parker doesn't know what's happening, like, right away, but we're gonna just, like, have him come up and pretend we wanna shoot some, like, B-roll of him, like, of his new gear. You look like Santa. Yeah, yeah. We got it set up. I know. Doesn't that look cool? Oh, and I got my headphones. Yes, test them out. Test them out. Here, let's do, like, the montage. Yeah. Okay, montage off. I want one that only takes 0.3. Here, Parker, do that, come on. Oh, okay. Wait, I can't... Oh, there we go. What's going on? Fulton? He just said Sopo Squad. That was Fulton. Yeah. Well, that's weird. What did he say in your name? Wait, what did he say in your name? I don't know. Dude, you're about to play live with Fulton on his team. Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Are you ready for this? Oh, my gosh, I wasn't expecting that. I'm so ready. Did you get, bro? Dude, you're gonna be on his team. You guys are gonna slay together, bro. Oh, my God. He just spammed chat. Happy birthday, Parker. Everybody in there was saying, happy birthday, Parker. Happy birthday, Parker. Are you excited? Are you gonna get sweaty? I'm gonna sweat. We might need to turn the fan on here. Are you nervous? Yeah, I'm super nervous. You can join him, Parker. Okay. I'm not gonna play, dude. You play. You slay it, bro. Parker, he's got you pulled up, bro. You're out of bed. Nice, Parker. Keep going, bud. Okay, I'm gonna get all this guy right there. Okay, come on. Skills right now. Skills happening. Oh, my gosh. Someone's sweating. Me? I am. Bye, Fulton. Bye. Happy birthday to you. To you. Whoa. Ready? Go, Pops. We got to say, are you one? Are you two? Are you three? Are you four? Are you five? Are you six? Are you seven? Are you eight? Are you nine? Are you 10?