'Materialists' Stars Dakota Johnson and Chris Evans Interview Each Other! (Exclusive)

Hi, I'm Chris Evans and I'm interviewing the lovely Dakota Johnson. I'm Dakota Johnson and I'm interviewing Chris Evans. I guess I didn't get lovely, did I? Okay, it's fine. It's fine. I'm Dakota Johnson and I'm interviewing the dumbass Chris Evans. Is it so hard to do? I'm Dakota Johnson and I'm interviewing the lovely Chris Evans. Now it feels forced. Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight. I missed you. Yeah, you don't even remember my face. Let's interview each other. Do you want to start? Yes, I want to start, please. Thanks. I'm ready. Cutie pie. What's your personal red flag and green flag when it comes to love or even creative partnership? Ooh, green flag, creative partnerships, if Dakota and Pedro are involved, it's a green flag. That's a green flag. If that's on the table, I'm in the movie. Red flags. Red flags, if you don't love animals, if you're not a dog person, I mean, if you're not a dog person but you're a cat person, I'll allow it, but if you don't do animals at all, that's a red flag. There's no way that's going to work for me. Green flag, just a sense of kindness. I like kind people. So you hate me and Pedro. You guys are so kind. You pretend to be real sad and cold. You guys are actually, you all are parts of cold. Do you want a drink? Sure. What do you want? Coke and beer. Hey, buddy. Hi, John. All right. If you could cast yourself in any rom-com from the past 20 years, which one would it be? 20 years feels like... Specific. Because there it goes. Like, what is that? There's no Notting Hill. There's no James Brown. I mean, like, there's no Nora Ephron. What year are we in? 2025? Yeah. Okay. But you could get... No, no. You couldn't get that. I was going to say 10 things I hate about you, but that's not 20, that's 2005. That was before that, wasn't it? Or was it? Google 10. Bridesmaids? Oh, there you go. It's a great one. That's a great one. But will you Google when was... Let's take bets. When do you think 10 things I hate about you was? I'm going to say... Oh, you said it? I'm going to say it's 1999. I don't know. I just... Okay. Your sweet reaction to Pedro Pascal complimenting your body in a recent interview went viral. Oh, Jesus. How'd you feel? Taller. Did he ever make you just as bashful on set? What is it about Pedro that seems to have everyone so enchanted? I mean, look... Honestly, I'm not enchanted. I'm like, leave me alone. I mean... He's my number one stalker. Look, what's not enchanting about Pedro? He's the most... What? Sorry, I asked you. No, no, please. I want to know what you're going to say because I'm going to... I'm in love with him. I mean, he's just... You answer the question. He's just the greatest. He's the sweetest man. I mean, he's so talented, but he's also so self-deprecating and honest and vulnerable. And, you know, I just... I think actors in general can be a little too pretentious. And I always love when actors are open about their insecurity and uncertainty. And I think you're actually great at this too, Dakota. When I first met you, you were so... The first joke you make will be at your own expense. And I think that is impossibly charming. I love it to death. And you and Dakota are both... Are you and Pedro... You're Dakota. I'm Dakota. You're Dakota Donson. Yeah. He's Pedro Pascal. He's Dakota Pascal. I just love you both to death. And you're both... Neither one of you take yourselves too seriously, but you're both unfairly talented. And it just makes me like you all the more. So you can both compliment my body any day of the year. Wait. What was your reaction of him complimenting your body? I was trying to just go right past that. You were like, no. I was like, no, stop. You mean... No, I was tickled. Okay. Too much? Son. Father. Did Harlan tell you he was going to cut you out of the will? Yep. You worked with my dad, Don Johns, in Knives Out. John Donson. Now you get me. What relative of mine are you trying to work with next? Man. Good question. I want to tick the whole thing. I mean, I think... First of all, I love your father. Your dad is such a cool... The whole family is too f***ing cool. Why are you guys all so effortlessly cool? He really is the coolest guy. But I also grew up on milk money. So I would say the next on the list, I'd love... There she draws the reproductive system of her body. It shaped my childhood. The uterus. That fist-sized baby motel. Just roughly here. What? Tickles. Oh, sorry. She's just... She was... Yeah, she was it for... Yeah, she's the best. So I'll say... I think I'm going to want my mom next. Yeah, your mom. Does this sound wrong? So I want your mom next. Yeah, alright. Great. I'm probably not someone you want to date. Because the next person I date, I'm going to marry. Are you hitting on me? You recently revealed Pedro Pascal is stealing from your closet. What are you taking from Pedro in return? Um... His soul. You think I'm kidding. That was it. That wasn't... What's the joke? I don't want to fight about money with my boyfriend. Do you know how hard it is to make you happy? Lucy M., the eternal bachelorette. I'm going to die alone. What do you think the secret is to finding a love that lasts? Yours are, like, hilarious and funny. It's like Chris. Okay. What is the secret to finding a love that lasts? Don't do that. No, you told me not to do this. I crossed them earlier and she was like, don't. Thank you. Um... The secret to finding a love that lasts. Uh... I'll say, uh... You got to know yourself first. You know? Sometimes you try to add before you're ready. And then you're just kind of walking with a weird limp. I almost feel like until you are a more realized, complete version of yourself, you won't fully know what the right fit for you even is. So work on yourself first. Now? Mm-hmm. Now? Okay. I tried. I deserve someone who fulfills all of my criteria. Nothing over 20 being mine. I don't want someone who likes cats. I'm trying to settle. I promise you're going to marry the love of your life.