Mulan 1998 film Mushu Creates A Fake Order

They completed their training. Those boys are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will never see battle. Don't I have it too hard to get Mulan into this war? This guy's messing with my plan. We're not finished. Be careful, captain. The general may be your father, but I am his first sponsor. And oh, by the way, I got a job on my own. Y'all dismissed. Hey, I'll hold him and you punch. For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain. What? You like him, don't you? No. Yeah, right. Go to your tent. It's time we took this war to our own hands. Okay, let me see what you got. From General Lee, dear son, we're waiting for the Huns of the past. It would mean a lot if you'd come and back us up. That's great, except you forgot that since we're out of potpourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some... Hello! This is the army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know what I'm talking about? Baby! Hey, we need a ride. In the support of the ruffians, you men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl. Urgent news from the General. What's the matter? Never seen a black and white before? Who are you? Excuse me? I think the question is, who are you? We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for that! Snatch it right off your head! But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry on before I report you. We're beat, that's right! Pack your bags, Kricky, we're moving out!