Boris Johnson's best moments

Other nations, the French, looked at the dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner. We looked at the dining table and saw an opportunity to play with wax. And what's this poor chap here? Um, he's a type of macaque, but... Two minutes, guys. Because the Assembly members have decided they have no questions to put to you. Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinise me? Are you saying they haven't the guts to put questions to me? Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies. By the time the next election comes... Rather not the next election, because we never know when that will come. By the time the election for London Mayor comes... What do you do to relax? What do you do to switch off? Uh, I... I like to paint. Oh, I make things. I like to... What do you make? I make... I have a thing where I make models of... When I was Mayor of London, we built a beautiful... I make buses. You make models of buses? I make models of buses. See, they're going to be in Downing Street. So what I do... No, what I do make models of buses... What I make is... I get old, um... I don't know, wooden crates. Yeah. Right? And then I paint them. And they have two... I suppose it's a wine... It's a box that's been used to contain two wine bottles, right? Right. And it will have a dividing thing. Yeah. I turn it into a bus, so I put passengers... You really want to know this? You're making buses? You're making cardboard buses? I paint... Okay, that's what you do to enjoy yourself. I paint... No, I paint the passengers enjoying themselves. Okay, great. On the wonderful bus. Great. Low carbon, of a kind that we brought to the streets of London. What was the last sport you played? I played tennis quite a lot. Tennis. Well, I played tennis quite a lot, yeah. Friends, we export French knickers to France. French knickers, made in this country. Jeremy Corbyn, that NATO-bashing, trident-scrapping, would-be abolisher of the British Army. He says he still admires Bolivarian revolutionary socialism. I say he's Caracas. Get out, Greg. I don't want to watch.