Doing Comedy For a Horny Audience _ Leslie Liao Comedy

I'm engaged. I have a fiancé, by the way. I'm engaged, by the way. And I texted him. I didn't know, for real, what this was. I just thought it was a normal... We do comedy shows every night as comedians. So this is a very, very special, memorable comedy show. So I texted my fiancé, like, Yo, I think I'm at, like, a party. People are gonna, like, embrace each other after this. There's gonna be some, like, a lot of heavy physical contact after the show. Like, that's what this is. And he's, like, not worried at all. He's like, I saw your outfit when you left the house. He, like, didn't even text me back. I'm like, why aren't you calling me? Like, really worried. He didn't even, you know, even react to the text. I honestly thought my outfit was slutty when I left the house. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I really did. I really did. I am wearing an old navy crop top. And I'm like, this is a flop. Like, I don't know what to say. And the bouncers almost didn't let me in. I was like, I'm a comedian. Just get the f*** out of here. There's hot people inside. Don't let them see you. I came to make them laugh before. Are you guys horny or not? I'm kind of, uh, my feelings are hurt. Um, I wasn't invited to the sex portion of this. I was very clearly invited just to do, they didn't even tell me about the sex thing. They just said, yeah, we're doing a, it's called kinky comedy. I was like, all right, okay. You know what I mean? I, and everyone's so hot. And you have to give it up for Richard for following like the sexiest woman alive. Do you understand how hard that was? Do you understand the mental gymnastics that you have to like, how like, we're all going to try to make you laugh and get you horny. Do you understand how insane this is? What if after our sets, you guys could be more dry and plastic? You guys are just like, kind of want to go home. Cause we're like, dating is hard. You're like, I'm trying to f*** dude. Pinch sucks. You're like, I'm literally going to suck a d*** right there. That one right there. Okay. My feelings do kind of hurt. So I want to, I want to play. Um, make noise. If you would f*** me. F***ing HR. I will f*** you. I'm kind of scared. I pushed my own limits and I kind of scared myself to be honest, um, Jesus Christ. But I'm, I'm so happy for you guys. I really, this is what LA needs right now. I'm so serious. I've been so sad and stressed this week This is, America needs this, you know what I mean? And I, and I seriously, I know that they're going to expand. Maybe this will happen in other places in the, in the country, which must happen because the one thing that the right and the left unites on, we must f***. Is that French fries? A nice mattress. I don't know.