Boris Johnson's GREATEST and funniest moments of all time

Oh Christ! And how do you typically start your day? I tend to get up pretty early and then I go down and take the dog for a walk and the dog does his business and so on and so forth. That's my start to the day. Why are we having this election? Now I know you're a very busy man but when was the last time you cooked and what did you make? How are you? Nice to see you. The last time I cooked was last night and I made steak and oven chips which were very good. The Assembly members have decided they have no questions to put to you. Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinise me? Are you saying they haven't the guts to put questions to me? Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies. People will have the confidence to stay nearer the place they grew up to start business and business will have the confidence to invest. Hands up if anybody's been to Peppa Pig World. Not enough. I was a bit hazy what I would find at Peppa Pig World but I loved it. Peppa Pig World is very much my kind of place. So sad. How do we start to rebalance it? And I think we certainly could start by rewilding our oceans. There's a lot of space to do that. We could feed some of the human beings to the animals. Volunteers clean up a river in the capital. It was all going well and then not so well. And then really badly. He actually pulled down the volunteer with him. Tell you with regard to the nuclear issue, I think, again, I think that what Jeremy did say quite clearly that he would review the situation at that time. The audience weren't convinced by that. Forgive Boris for not wanting to incinerate millions of people across the globe, like Boris would be quite happy to do. Absolutely ridiculous. I don't think you understand the logic of nuclear deterrence. You don't understand ordinary people, Boris. You've never been in an ordinary constituency. You don't understand ordinary people. I'm just interested because you've helped coordinate this campaign. Sorry, Boris, just a second. You helped coordinate this Labour campaign. Hang on, Boris, just a second. Sorry, he's just been shouting in my ear. Oh, but a piece. You helped coordinate this campaign. Had Jeremy Corbyn rehearsed that particular issue coming up? Because it looked as though he hadn't. Well, I would have... Do you mind? No, I just wanted to know what you were answering. Do you mind? Stop being so rude. Oh, I'm so sorry. ...on the fact that the nurses that are keeping the NHS up and running have had a 40% pay cut since 2010 and are using food banks. He's never used a food bank. He's never been to a food bank. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second. What I want to do, Boris... Take it back. No, why don't you just sort this out? Hang on a second. Why don't you take it back? I just want to hear... You just pointed at my face. Let's hear from Jeremy Corbyn. This is what he had to say about that nuclear deterrent. Mark Dukes has a question. What shampoo do I use? Well, Mark, I honestly don't know what shampoo I use. It's the same stuff that I use for all sort of cleaning purposes and it's blue. That's all I know, it's blue. But it comes in a sort of tube. You know, you know. Does Brexit make my passport expire? No. But it does mean you're entitled to a beautiful new blue passport. Right, here we go. Best ice cream you ever had? Delicious. Belgian chocolate sauce. And sprinkles. I've also eaten vegan sausage rolls. Have you eaten a vegan sausage roll? I've not, but it's meant to be a monster hit for that bakery chain. What do you do to relax? What do you do to switch off? I like to paint. Oh, I make things. I like to... What do you make? I make... I have a thing where I make models of... When I was mayor of London, we built a beautiful... I make buses. You make models of buses? I make models of buses. They're going to be in Downing Street. So what I do... No, what I do make models of buses, what I make is... I get old, I don't know, wooden crates. Yeah. Right? And then I paint them. And they have two... I suppose it's a box that's been used to contain two wine bottles, right? Right. And it will have a dividing thing. Yeah. And I turn it into a bus, and I put passengers. You really want to know this? You're making buses. You're making cardboard buses. Okay, that's what you do to enjoy yourself. No, I paint the passengers enjoying themselves. Last attack, last attack.