Howard and Raj Compete for Summer ¦ The Big Bang Theory

Holy crap, look! Is that who I think it is? It can't be. What would Summer Glow be doing riding the train? Maybe John Connor's aboard and she's protecting him from an evil Terminator. Unlikely. That's a television show, Leonard. Thank you. Of course, if Skydead actually did exist in the future, a perfect way to infiltrate and destroy mankind would be to send Terminators back posing as actors who have played Terminators in popular films and television series and luring us into a false sense of security, i.e. that Summer Glow from the Sarah Connor Chronicles. No, Summer, don't kill me. I'm pro-robot. At least he's off the train, crap. Whee! Sheldon, I owe you an apology. Taking the train was a stroke of brilliance. I've actually got a shot at a Terminator. Oh, please. When it comes to Terminators, you've got a better shot of scoring with Arnold Schwarzenegger. You're overlooking something. I have 11 hours with her in a confined space. If Leslie's willing to jump off a moving train, tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is Howard Wolowitz. My money's on tuck and roll. I'm confused. I thought you were involved in some sort of socially intimate pairing with Leslie Winkle. Sheldon, let me explain to you how this works. All right. That's Summer Glow. Yes. That's it. Hang on a sec. Why do you get first crack at her? Uh, well, let's see. A couple reasons. One, I saw her first. No, you didn't. I did. Fair enough. But then let me move on to number two. Unlike you, I can actually talk to women when I'm sober. You fail to take into account that even mute, I am foreign and exotic, while you, on the other hand, are frail and pasty. Well, you know the old saying, pasty and frail never fail. It's hot in here. It must be summer. So, where are you gals headed? It's hot in here. It must be summer. That's cute. Really? I just made it up. Have you seen Slumdog Millionaire? Oh, yeah. I loved it. It's loosely based on my life. And that bright little star, peeking her head out early today, that's Venus. That is so cool. You really know a lot about space. Come on. When you were on TV in Firefly, you were actually in space. You're not one of those guys who really believe that, are you? You mean one of the hopeless geeks? No. Those are crazy people. Howard, be a dear and get me another one of these. Allow him. He's one of those geeks. Raj? Yes? Look. What am I looking at? You tell me. Non-alcoholic beer. Hi. I'm the small package good things come in. Okay. Here's another one. If you married the famous rock guitarist Johnny Winter, you'd be Summer Winter. Uh-huh. Okay. I'm going to just go for broke here and say I like you. Yeah? So, here's my question. Do you realistically see any conversational path that would take us from where we are right now to a place where I could ask you out and you'd say yes? No. Fair enough. I'll leave you in peace. Thank you. But before I go, would you mind if I just take one picture of us together for my Facebook page? Sure. Okay. Great. Now, can I take one where it looks like we're making out?