英國山地車公路旅行-第五集

我們在南威爾斯,所以今天我們要去遇見Mr.Rascal,Big Paul himself,Lee Johnson 歡迎來到威爾斯,讓我們駕駛我的當地公路 美麗的駕駛執照 Hey Leo, how about this instead of the penguin box, look, serves 24 people How are we gonna carry that? I don't know, just like stick it in your pocket? What about these instead? Aha, yeah James, you still not ready yet? Waiting for you later Ah, ok I might just do one of these Let's go James, I forgot to take my baskets, have you got any? Aye Yes Goldie, goldie, goldie, gold bar You alright? James Jesus Hello James James, wake up James, James Wake up Did I have a car crash, Leo? No, you had a bike crash I was going fast You must have been That was a good day, eh? James, where did I put my car? Your van's right there Was that? Not a Ferrari Aye, it's a pretty dry day in Kumkarn We've heard very good things about the trails here So, pretty excited So we've come to Kumkarn We've come to the cobwebs I think I'm slick What if I told you now that you'd be jocking my shit What if jock itch could talk shit Toss quick, control the cockpit Drop sick toxics known to be obnoxious What if I was known for being cautious What if my lost hits are suddenly found What if I hire a midget for rubbing me down What if my digits switched into 4-1-4 Want a gold bar, Rob? No penguin, but they are good What if the lyrics that I'm picking now are my last song What if the flavour on my chewing gum doesn't last long What if the time I spent thinking about it didn't amount to shit What if I had good looks, would I be rap's Brad Pitt Of course, knock the towers down, although I know he didn't 'Cause anyone who knows better knows that Cheney didn't Wish I wrote a rhyme and spit it, but then would not admit it Because the rhyme was so dope that you thought I wouldn't admit it Oh shit, it's a conundrum, what if I call it guns And what if this is the last song Would you say you want some more Music from the crew that tried to give you what you need What if I snub my wrist off paper when my lyrics fucking bleed What if I told you rappers that you got it all wrong all along What if I tried to make the same song But you hear it on the radio Would you think I'm slick What if I told you now that you'd be jocking my shit Here we go. Nice. These are the real things. Looks good. Oh yes.