我花了一週待在80年代。——I used 1980s technology for a week

有人在門前的門鈴裡 不可能的 我的天啊 哇 這個小怪獸是Motorola Dynatac 8000X 也就是第一部手機 1983年推出 如果你用它充電10小時 你會得到30分鐘的充電時間 這就是它 這是唯一的功能 用這個手機在2023年 實在太荒謬了 所以我當然要做 同時 我還要更換我所有的技術 實際上是所有的 早上好 你好 歡迎來到80年代 至少我認為是早上 我沒有時鐘或警鈴 所以我真的完全不知道現在是幾點 我所有的2020年技術 都被封在一個盒子裡 包括 攝影機 我現在正在拍攝 8mm的錄影片 這可能會很煩人 但這是Future Liam的問題 謝謝天啊 他們在80年代吃早餐 我對嗎 通常在這個時候 我會讀一本書 它非常80年代的友善 除非 它不是 因為我讀Kindle 我猜我會 靜靜地吃 不是我讀得太大聲 好 接下來我的典型計劃 就是跑步 也非常80年代的友善 除了 聽音樂的情況 但我有一個解決方案 哦 等等 這是 哦這是 哥 我小時候 有CD版本 這個小傢伙 是Sony Walkman 也就是 第一款 搭載音樂的手機 1979年推出 有點像Spotify 但不是音樂圖書館 看起來像這樣 它看起來像這樣 所以問題是 我一整個跑步 它是 莫札特的最佳 哦 走吧 這是皇后嗎 哦 這裡有一些Banger 等等 這是好玩的 等等 我正在享受 它行動 它行動得很好 我可以跑到這裡 好 走吧 謝謝老天爺 洗澡了 我不知道 我能否安裝這個 不 我不能 哦 我的天 哥 我的天 這個巨人 是Macintosh SE 也就是 一個攜帶電腦 1987年推出 我真的不知道 它能做什麼 但我確定 它沒有網路 這將是非常有趣的 非常有趣 因為我 我通常在電腦上 花最多時間 不是這個 我擔心它會爆炸 我也擔心 它不會啟動 你準備好了嗎 3 2 1 出去吧 大家好 歡迎來到 我的Mac 1987年推出 我們有 垃圾桶在這裡 微軟在這裡 等等 還有更多 微軟 其實是一個 奇怪的尋找器 裡面 有遊戲 我可以想像 我40年前 還有圖畫 當然還有 微軟 哥 我喜歡這個鍵盤 說實話 哇 真是令人驚訝 說實話 其實我可以 做很多工作 只是在打印 所以 我會去做 我會在另一邊 我剛剛 發現 現在是晚餐時間 我沒有 使用電話 一次 順帶一提 雖然這部電話 還可以啟動 但它運作在 無線網路 這意味著 它不會啟動 但別擔心 因為我找到了 高科技的解決方案 電話 遙控器 我會把事情 交給自己 然後我會去下單 好的 所以你需要付費 在網站上嗎 好的 不用擔心 謝謝 再見 可惡 誰需要披薩 當你有 麥克風 米和豆 對吧 不是 開玩笑的 這真的很好 我活過來了 第一天 我們活過來了 你一整天 都要看著鏡頭 你懂我意思嗎 所以一般來說 我會在這個時候 看一部電影 在直播服務上 在這裡 我必須再次反駁 雖然我有 一部80年代的電視 和VHS玩家 在一個 偉大的 偽裝 我真的很怕 它會爆炸 當我把貼紙 貼在玩家身上 電視 立即開始煙燻 我不確定 這是80年代 但我決定 最好 把它關掉 然後 去睡覺 你好 夥伴們 我剛做完 Bohemian Rhapsody 在我的Walkman上 我從來沒有覺得 我的生活是更酷的 昨天我發現 有幾件事 我以為 我會沒事 但是 I'm gonna pop some tags I only got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm hunting looking for a cover This is awesome Rocker to the club Like what up I got a big I'm gonna pop some tags I only got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm hunting looking for a cover This is awesome What a time to be alive My friends I found everything It did take about 8 hours Tomorrow I can wake up on time I can read my book I can watch a movie tonight It is actually getting dark And I'm gonna get a pizza I'm so excited I've just set up The non-fire hazard TV And VHS player Which means All we have to do Is pick a movie Say less bro Please do not Blow up on me I would be grateful Eternally Loki why is something Smell smoky right now Am I gaslighting myself It works It doesn't work It works OK Yes Number 17 Cherry Tree Lane Yes sir All right Come on with me It's here Cherry Tree Lane Days 3, 4 and 5 Really boring I mean I did leave the house once To get food for my cat But apart from that Holy crap Apart from that I was just You know using the technology And eating microwave rice and beans Holy crap I can see why they used to do this Wow What is crackalackin my dudes This morning I procrastinated for about 3 hours Reading my book And now I'm further procrastinating Reading the computer manual To be fair This is a really good computer manual You know as far as computer manuals go I mean just the pictures alone They don't make them like they used to You know what I mean It's also fascinating to see like You know copy paste Was a foreign concept back then If they still make computer manuals With this many pictures I'd probably actually read them Or at least Flick through the pictures Thank you so much Cheers have a good one Right how cultured am I right now Check the vibes Yeah Yeah I'll be right there honey This is actually the first time I've seen the news all week In fact it's the first time I've ever bought a newspaper in my life I'm actually having a good time Yeah okay Alright well I'll catch you later then Bye Spoiler alert I wasn't even on the phone just then I was acting Acting Was that good I felt like that was good TDH the only thing I really miss From my smartphone Is how you can kinda just You know Quick draw Random crap I can't see Torch I want tickets to a movie Ka-ching Why do bagels have holes in them Google Speaking of movies I'm about to go and see one And actually speaking of bagels I just ate one So wow that was convenient I suppose I just go up to the kiosk and Ask for What do I say Hey man Two tickets to your next movie please So what's showing today Why do I keep doing an American accent Well here we are my friends Day 7 This morning I was feeling a little Introspective Is that the right word I'm not sure I drove all the way out to the forest To go for a run And it was a lovely run actually Until I slipped over You know Got mud on my butt So Thanks 1980 OK I know that this is the last day And therefore this is largely unnecessary But I'm driving home And Would it be a sin Would it be A sin To just Oh sorry these Just some books I picked up at the thrift store No biggie I mean They are big I guess Didn't really think about it The complete works of Shakespeare Probably whack that out on the weekend You know what I'm saying And so As the sun kisses the horizon Wow that's a good line I actually just made that up Anyway I thought now would be a good time To give you guys A little something I printed off of my Mac A really brief review Of 1980s technology By a guy from the 2020s Me The Motorola Dynatac 8000X A surprisingly adequate communication device Unfortunately it pulls my pants down Every time I'm not wearing a belt So Probably won't use it again 4 out of 10 The Sony Walkman I have literally nothing bad to say about this It's perfect I mean The buttons alone If you ask me It's a 10 out of 10 It just is The Macintosh SE It's not particularly functional in the modern world But I mean typing is fun And that one animal game So 5 out of 10 The TV and VHS player Assuming it doesn't burn your house down It's 6 out of 10 If I'm not mistaken I've just stumbled upon A payphone in the wild A payphone I didn't even know they still existed Maybe it doesn't work I feel like I have to try Wow Holy crap This is ancient dude Oh my god It's making a sound Do I just dial a number Oh hi there I'm just wondering if I could order a pizza for pickup Awesome thank you so much Cheers bye bye Wow It works Holy crap Cheers The time is 11.30 We're a mere 30 minutes away From going back to the future I'm going to thoroughly enjoy this pizza And by that time we'll probably be done I'm sad I don't want to leave the 80s It's just been like No notifications and pizza Ah yes please Hey Sambo Look I don't even need Google to tell you It's because without the hole It's just a bread roll In a way It is the hole That defines the bagel So that's your answer Probably