Baby Trump vs Baby Clinton_ FUNNIEST Debate Moments

You know, it's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country. Because you'd be in jail. And she said things, WikiLeaks, that just came out. And she lied. Now she's blaming the lie on the late, great Abraham Lincoln. That's one that I haven't ... Okay, honest ape. Honest ape never lied. That's the good thing. That's the big difference between Abraham Lincoln and you. Secretary Clinton. At the last debate, we heard Donald talking about what he did to women. And after that, a number of women have come forward saying that's exactly what he did to them. Now, what was his response? Well, he held a number of big rallies where he said that he could not possibly have done those things to those women because they were not attractive enough for them to be assaulted. I did not say that. Sir, her two minutes. But did not say that. It's her two minutes. He went on to say, look at her. I don't think so. About another woman, he said, that wouldn't be my first choice. He attacked the woman reporter writing the story, called her disgusting, as he has called a number of women during this campaign. Donald thinks belittling women makes him bigger. He goes after their dignity, their self-worth. And I don't think there is a woman anywhere who doesn't know what that feels like. Mr. Trump, nobody has more respect for women than I do. Nobody. But I will tell you, what isn't fictionalized are her emails where she destroyed 33000 emails criminally, criminally after getting a subpoena from the United States Congress. So Mr. Trump, let me add to that. When you walked off that bus at age 59, were you a different man or did that behavior continue until just recently? That was locker room talk. I'm not proud of it. I am a person who has great respect for people, for my family, for the people of this country. And certainly I'm not proud of it. But that was something that happened. If you look at Bill Clinton, far worse, minor words and his was action. His was what he's done to women. There's never been anybody in the history of politics in this nation that's been so abusive to women. So you can say any way you want to say it. But Bill Clinton was abusive to women. Hillary Clinton attacked those same women and attacked them viciously. Four of them here tonight. But what President Clinton did, he was impeached. He lost his license to practice law. He had to pay an $850,000 fine to one of the women. And I will tell you that when Hillary brings up a point like that and she talks about words that I said 11 years ago, I think it's disgraceful and I think she should be ashamed of herself if you want to know the truth. Did you use that $916 million loss to avoid paying personal federal income taxes? Of course I do. And so do all of her donors or most of her donors. I know many of her donors. Her donors took massive tax write offs. A lot of my write off was depreciation and other things that Hillary as a senator allowed. And she'll always allow it because the people that give her all this money, they want it. That's why. See, I understand the tax code better than anybody that's ever run for president. Hillary Clinton, and it's extremely complex, Hillary Clinton has friends that want all of these provisions, including they want the carried interest provision, which is very important to Wall Street people. But they really want the carried interest provision, which I believe Hillary's leaving. Very interesting why she's leaving carried interest. But I will tell you that, number one, I pay tremendous numbers of taxes. I absolutely used it. And so did Warren Buffett. And so did George Soros. And so did many of the other people that Hillary is getting money from. Now, I won't mention their names because they're rich, but they're not famous. So we won't make them famous. Can you say how many years you have avoided paying personal federal income taxes? No, but I pay tax and I pay federal tax, too. But I have a write off. A lot of it's depreciation, which is a wonderful charge. I love depreciation. You know, she's given it to us. Hey, if she had a problem for 30 years, she's been doing this. Bernie Sanders. And I say it all the time. She talks about health care. Why didn't you do something about it? She talks about taxes. Why didn't she do something about it? She doesn't do anything about anything other than talk with her. It's all talk and no action in the past. And again, Bernie Sanders. It's really bad judgment. She has made bad judgment not only on taxes. She's made bad judgments on Libya, on Syria, on Iraq. I mean, her and Obama, whether you like it or not, the way they got out of Iraq, the vacuum they've left. That's why ISIS formed in the first place. They started from that little area and now they're in 32 different nations. Hillary, congratulations. Great job. What's great about the Al Smith dinner is that even in the rough and tumble world of a really, really hard fought campaign. In fact, I don't know if you know, Hillary, but last night they said that was the most vicious debate in the history of politics, presidential debate, the most vicious. And I don't know, are we supposed to be proud of that or are we supposed to be unhappy? But they did say that. And I'm trying to think back to Lincoln. I don't think they can really compete with that. And even tonight, with all of the heated back and forth between my opponent and me at the debate last night, we have proven that we can actually be civil to each other. In fact, just before taking the dais, Hillary accidentally bumped into me and she very civilly said, pardon me. It's amazing. I'm up here after Donald. I didn't think he'd be okay with a peaceful transition of power. And Donald, after listening to your speech, I will also enjoy listening to Mike Pence deny that you ever gave it. Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a four. Maybe a five if she loses the torch and tablet and changes her hair. But every year, this dinner brings together a collection of sensible, committed, mainstream Republicans or as we now like to call them, Hillary supporters. And look, I got to tell you, I am so flattered that Donald thought I used some sort of performance enhancer. Now actually I did. It's called preparation. You know, last night I called Hillary a nasty woman. But this stuff is all relative. After listening to Hillary rattle on and on and on, I don't think so badly of Rosie O'Donnell anymore. In fact, I'm actually starting to like Rosie a lot.