Rockhopper Real Estate has a house for you!

Even grumpy realtors will laugh at this real estate parody! First we have a look around what appears to be an abandoned mining town. Then we have a tour of our finest houses as we tour Decrepit Acres. You'll love the tasteful decor: rat droppings, broken glass, discarded clothes, and much more! Ambiance galore! Fine furnishings and modern amenities await. You won't be able to resist! Move in ready and waiting for you!! And wait till you see our rec center!