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Atomic Chop, Atomic Chop, and Plasma Blast! Yes! The patient, Roosevelt, suffers from an irrational fear of fear itself. It's not, Mommy. You don't have to pretend to be working. Hi, Princess. Hey, how was school? Not good. My teacher says I can't be Chloe the Magnificent at school anymore. Yeah, they have a strict no-costume policy. And her teacher thinks the whole Chloe the Magnificent thing has gotten a little out of hand. Oh, but she's adorable. And she's just expressing her inner sense of magic. She was selling fairy dust and happy dreams at lunch for two bucks a pop. Chloe, I'm disappointed in you. You were charging me four. But I gave you the good stuff. And then there's that. Oh, yeah. I am rocking these boots and strut and strut and turn. Strike a pose and keep it fierce. So, why did Carl want to meet you in the drama classroom? Why does Carl Fink do anything? He's pure evil. Look, whatever he has planned, thanks for coming with me. I'll either need a witness or someone to help me gnaw through the ropes. You know I'll always help you. Even if it means missing lunch on Taco Tuesday. Fun to say and fun to eat. Hello, ladies. This is the infamous Carl Fink. Our next-door neighbor and Avery sworn enemies since little Smarty's science camp when he tried to weaponize cooties. Thank you for meeting me, Avery. And thank you for tagging along, Avery's sidekick. Please don't do that thing where you talk together. You can't tell us what to do. And before you try anything, the hall monitors know where I am. And Steve has finally built up enough stamina to walk briskly. Oh, Avery, Avery, Avery. I know we've had our differences in the past, but I've made peace with all the wrongs you've done me. Like stealing my graham crackers at little genius science camp. I did not steal your graham crackers, Carl. And if you're gonna be mad at me for anything, it should be for besting you at this year's spelling bee with the word xanthosis. X-A-N-T-H-O-S-I-S. See, Papa? I know it now. Sorry, Carl. Did your father pass? No, he's at the International Space Station. The point is, we're the two smartest kids in school. No offense, number 147. We should be friends, and as a symbol of our new start, please accept these flowers. Wow, I'm... This is very nice of you. Graham cracker stealer. Really? Why did you go all this when you could have just squirted me when I walked through the door? Why do the vikings pull their enemies' lungs out and splay them across their chest? Because it's fun. You are a cruel, deceitful, and vindictive little man. And those aren't even my words. I heard your mother say it to your piano teacher. You left out the most important part. I'm avenged! I didn't know that about the vikings. Why do they call it a dog-eat-dog world? Dogs don't treat each other badly, but look what Carl did to Avery. Humans are also capable of awesome acts of goodness. Like flowing me these, yo. Hello, neighbor. Carl, go away. You're a creepy little liar, and I wish you would get out of my house. Again, not my words. Your mother has no inside voice. I made you a peace offering. I've been finked. Actually, I made 500. I'm selling them. What brainless baboon would buy those? Oh, cool. They're in. And remember, I still have a mug and a mouse pad coming. Well, I'm off to get ready for the school-wide math competition Saturday. Will you be competing at the X-squared games? You know math isn't my thing. Yes. Well, now I can create this wonderful auto-tune. You know math isn't my thing. I know. And so the cat says nothing, because cats are stupid. You just told me the greatest joke. Good one, Stan. You guys, Carl just left. He's right on the other side of that door. If anyone finds out Stan's secret, they'll take him away and do experiments on him. What secret? Nothing. There's no secret. Stan's just a normal dog. You can't fool me, Jennings. I will find out where you're hiding if I have to track you to the ends of the earth and if it takes me the rest of my days. You know I can be a little compulsive. Wait, let me say that again with my right hand in my pocket. Carl, just get out. Okay, but first, if I have to track you to the ends of the earth and if it takes me the rest of my days, bye. The school called. They said Chloe wore her costume to class again. I thought you were gonna... Please tell me this doesn't happen every time I go to the store. Well, if you had read my third book, you'd know exactly why I'm wearing this. Chapter seven, say yes up to the dress up.