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I'll tell you a story. A dark and disturbing story. Cue dark and disturbing music. The wheels on the bus go round and... Different kind of disturbing. And in the story, a bad. And I'm talking butt-scooting on hot asphalt bad. I want a banana. Stop the butt-scooting. Tyler, scoot over. You're in my space. I have nowhere to go but out. Remember to tuck and roll. Can't we just settle down and play one of those fun car games? Like, who can be quiet the longest? I want some. A jerk? A troglodyte. Joke's on you. I don't even know what that means. How about monkey-faced chimp boy? I want a monkey-faced chimp boy. Can't we ever do something as a family? We're throwing trash as a family. Stop throwing trash. Bennett, back me up here. Bennett! Hey! The kids are throwing trash. But were they interrupting Mahler? No, someone else did that. Kids, throw some trash at your father. Now, this obviously is not the bad, bad thing. Car full of trash? That's a great thing if you're a dog. Hey, look at me. I'm a sandwich. Okay, at some point, someone is going to kill a mockingbird, right? Because this trial is really dragging on. Don't you want to fetch or something? Hey, I can be interested in literature, you know? I'm not just a dumb... Good, you're here. Lindsay, what's wrong? Avery's best friend, Lindsay. Avery really didn't have to ask what's wrong. She'll tell you. I have a terrible problem And I don't know what to do about it. But you're a really good problem solver. So I thought I'd come to you. So come and deal with this problem to solve. Slow down. You always do this to me. You start talking fast and I start talking fast. You know I'm very impressionable. And before you know it, we both start talking fast. And that's why we're such good friends. I know, right? Okay, so what's the problem? The kid who normally wears the school mascot costume can't be here for the homecoming game. So I told Tiff and Elle and Layla, you know, from the pep squad, that I would be the mascot because I really want them to like me, especially Tiff and Layla. Elle can be kind of stuck up with that hair of hers and that crazy blinged-out phone. I can't wear this costume, Avery. I just can't. Why not? They go with. Oh, why would you do that? I thought we were friends. What happened in this? B.O. Bob, the kid who wears it, wore it one too many times. It smells like dirty sweat socks and armpits. I don't see the problem. That's how B.O. Bob got his name. Before this costume, he was just Bob. Happy, popular Bob. Why can't he wear it? Where is he? About six miles due east. Visiting his grandmother. You have to help me find someone to be the terrier mascot. Hey, I could be the mascot. I just don't know who I'm going to get to wear the stinky dog costume. I don't even need the costume. I was born to play this part. Sure, it's typecasting, but I'm cool with it. I promised the pep squad and I really want those girls to like me. Look, it shouldn't matter what those pep snobs think of you, Lindsay. You're a unique individual with value that has nothing to do with their approval. They said you'd say something like that. Really? They talked about me? They know my name? Sort of. They called you Ivory. They almost know my name. We have to find someone to be the terrier for homecoming. Hello, live dog, a wolf, a wolf. It has to be someone with real spirit and enthusiasm. But most importantly, someone who can be believable as a dog. Seriously? 'Cause now it's just insulting. Ella. Your car is a disaster area. Yes, I think it's time for a new one, too. I didn't say that. You implied it. Bennett, it's worn down. Stan crashed it twice. And every time I drive by the car wash, they pretend to be closed. Okay, I can see what you're doing here. You want me to help you clean the car? Just ask. I don't want help. Good, because I got this thing... I want a new car. Ellen. One I can drive without the other moms calling me smelling. Oh, that is very clever. I mean, very hurtful. You know how bad this car is? There's a family of possums living under the back seat. There are no possums back there. Be careful. They're vicious. Ow! Okay, and now my head is stuck to the ceiling. What is this, gum? That's one theory. Fine, we'll get a new car. Not me. Why not a real dog instead of some stinky kid in a lame terrier costume? Stan, look. East Glendale always pulls pranks on our mascots. They could take you and shave you and put you on a bus to Fresno and we'd never see you again. Although I get in with those girls on the pep squad. And you might like Fresno. No, no, no. It's not worth it. I can't risk losing you. It would be my moment to shine, Avery. Finally my chance to be a star like I've always wanted. I had that chance once, but it was cruelly snatched away from me. Once this commercial airs, my little friend, you'll be famous. You'll have fans all over the... Who is that dog? Get this dog out of here. Get me that dog. He's a star. Man. I wish I could do something that dogs typically don't do. I'm sorry, Stan. Too many things could go wrong. Something could go wrong? Sounds like fun. I'm in. I want to be the terrier mascot for the homecoming. Oh, cool. The East Glendale Razorbacks have always had a real pig. You should have a real dog. But I don't want him to get covered in frosting and put on a train to Bakersfield. That's right. They do that, too. Not anymore. Both schools are cracking down on pranks. Anyone who messes with the mascot gets expelled. Too many kids getting shaved. Although they never shave B.O. Bob. Would you? Come on, Avery. Tyler says it's safe. And I'm so perfect for it. I'm even one-eighth terrier on my mother's side. Ah, there they are. The Boston Terriers. Uh, ignore the cat. It was the 70s.