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我看到你把六歲小孩養得很聰明 幾乎是七歲 Ellen不能煮 媽媽,這很糟糕 Ellen在大便 媽媽,把這隻鳥趕走 它很噁心,我覺得它噴了你的香水 Ellen笑得像一隻狗 我看到你們小孩在做什麼 我沒有要把Lucy趕走,我喜歡這隻鳥 真的嗎?這是你最好的計劃嗎? 別看著我 你把那隻噁心的怪物帶進來 然後你讓牠找到一隻鳥 大家都知道Lucy只會重複她家裡聽到的東西 啊,Bennett's fork is derivative Ellen 我在看你上一本書的評論 啊,省點錢 媽媽,你真的喜歡這隻鳥嗎? Yes Come on Lucy, help me with breakfast We'll make eggs for everyone else And the tip of my index finger for you Why did I have to make such a big stand About being an animal person Now I'm stuck with you You stupid, awful, wretched Who's my special lady Honey, I can't say that I'm crazy about the bird But I am relieved that you're getting along with her so well You know, peer-reviewed studies say That people who don't like animals Can be heartless and antisocial With no ability to bond with other living things Well, that's not me This bird and I are besties That's good Because did you know they could live to be 70 years old I certainly did not 70 years Dr. Bronx Yeah, thanks for calling me back about Rebecca Listen, I'm a little stuck on her treatment And I could use your input Uh-huh Yes Can you hold on one second, doctor I've been playing phone tag with these people Do you mind if I take it Great, one second Hello Yeah, listen About that parrot that you sold us She's become really hostile and aggressive Do you have any recommendations Hold on one second I want to write these down Put grapes into her mouth directly by hand Got it Massage the back of her head Using thumb and forefinger Wow, that's very specific Let me ask you this What if she gets agitated Really Okay Blow briskly into her face Hey, Rebecca Can I talk to you for a sec Uh, well Just one second What What are you Shh, I know what I'm doing Please stop Are you agitated Yes I can help with that What are you doing I'm sorry Clearly I've gone about this all wrong Now open up Mom, do you lift the bird No, she's stretching her wings in the family room The patio door's open She's gone Oh, no Lucy's escaped Mom, are you smiling No No, I'm just trying to be strong She's gone She's really gone Oh, so strong Now that she's gone I feel kind of guilty She wasn't really that bad She was just a cute little You're kidding me Couldn't she have flown into a power cable or something Shh Nobody make any sudden noises We don't want to scare her away Quiet Quiet, quiet No one's scaring the bird I'm sorry I hate the bird, Bennett And I tried I tried everything the pet store said With the grapes and the blowing And the thumb and forefinger massage That was for the bird Excuse me, I gotta go straighten something out Allen, did you let her out No I was glad when she was gone Animals hate me Peer-reviewed studies say I'm heartless and antisocial With no ability to bond with other animals Or other living things Oh, look at that face Gotta do my dog thing Oh Mom, see, Stan does love you He knows that you're a good person I am I am a good person Thanks, Stan Oh, we may have had our differences But you're still part of my pack Oh, and I'll never make you an outdoor dog I bet he'll never steal my slippers again Hey, don't go reading too much into this I'm throwing you a pity lick But I do wanna know Where you're hiding those buttons You tore off my coat No, you don't But what's gonna happen to Lucy Well, there's that lovely flock of wild parrots At the park that she'll make friends with Or eat Either way, she'll be fine So, who opened the patio door I did not, I fantasized about it But I didn't Stan It doesn't matter how the bird got out The important thing is That flying technicolor rat is gone So now that we have an empty cage Can I keep my squake in there A squake What is that, a half squirrel, a half snake No, it's a half squirrel on a piece of cake And he's in the fridge I think I ate him Ben was right He did eat the squake And Lucy ended up okay I was walking in the park And she paid me a little visit Darn thing scared the buttons out of me Thanks for meeting me You're not going to fruit me, are you Look, I'm really sorry about that You also blew in my face I was trying to get to know you But you were so hard to approach Some guys say you're stuck up But I don't think that's true And I'm not perfect I do dumb things Sometimes with fruit You wanna go out sometime First of all, I'm not stuck up I'm just really shy But I really do appreciate That you made an effort to get to know me No one does that I'm just trying to decide If you're a nice guy I should take a chance with Or if this whole thing Is just way too weird My vote is for nice guy I wish there was a sign Or something to help me to decide Ah, Tyler's a jerk Okay then Wait That's just one bird's opinion Tyler's a jerk