Ray Parlours Funniest Football Stories

Years ago in the late 90's Ray used to come to our football presentations. My mate (who Ray knew) walked up to him while he was chatting to a group of people and asked for his autograph, Ray looked a bit confused why his mate was asking but signed the paper anyway and handed it back. My mate looked at it, screwed it up then threw it on the floor saying "f**k sake, i thought you was Charlie Dimmock".