Mark Zuckerberg Funniest Moments

Mr. Zuckerberg, would you be comfortable sharing with us the name of the hotel you stayed in last night? No If you've messaged anybody this week, would you share with us the names of the people you've messaged? Senator no, I would probably not choose to do that publicly here. I think that may be what this is all about Okay, you said back then that Facebook would always be free Is that still your objective? Senator, yes, there will always be a version of Facebook that is free It is our mission to try to help connect everyone around the world and to bring the world closer together In order to do that, we believe that we need to offer a service that everyone can afford and we're committed to doing that Well, if so, how do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your service? Senator, we run ads I see Quite a story, right? Dorm room To the Global behemoth that you guys are only in America. Would you agree with that? Senator mostly in America? you couldn't do this in China, right or What you do and yours? Well, Senator, there are there are some very strong Chinese internet companies, right? But You're supposed to answer yes to this question Okay, come on The answer is yes, okay, so thank you Here's what everybody's been trying to tell you today and I say this gently Your user agreement sucks I'm gonna suggest to you that you go back home and rewrite it and Tell your $1,200 an hour lawyers. No disrespect. They're good But but tell them you want it written in English and non Swahili So the average American can understand okay