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我曾經被打
很多 很多 很多次
一個人到底能夠忍受多少痛楚?
老實說
還蠻多的
事實上
我曾經受過的最嚴重的傷害
其實與動物無關
但與不小心的人類錯誤有關
而正常人的想法是
有時候
你會在錯的地方
錯的時間
所以為了慶祝和娛樂
所有喜歡看我憤怒的
我們會為你們帶來一集
叫做
Ouch! That Must Have Hurt
噢 我差點忘記了
必須警告
對 對 對
會有血
首先我們要介紹的痛哭鬼
是一件發生在
Brave Wilderness
甚至是一個YouTube頻道前的事件
在2011年3月11日
大約在凌晨2點46分
一場地震高達9.1公尺
在日本沿海發生
這場自然災難
造成了巨大的洪災
並被認為是日本最大洪災
中的地震
當時
我們在西側的
Costa Rica
拍攝了叫做
Sizzle Reel
希望將我們的動物冒險系列
拍攝成為電視劇
是的
那是一條牛仔帽
不確定為什麼
那看起來是個好主意
但看起來很有趣
除了我們之外
洪災也發生了
以防萬一
沿海的北部和南部
都被封鎖
因此造成了
巨大的洪災
當我站在
沙漠的邊緣
完全不知危險
這就是發生的
你看不到的
是我面前的
近20公尺的洪災
這意味著
這次洪災
非常巨大
我們估計
洪災高達30公尺
它抓住我
摔倒
並將我拉回
近50公尺的
凹凸不平的岩石
我不太記得
但對我的身體造成的傷害
需要兩件傷痕套
封鎖腹部
並阻止我的
手臂
腿
肩膀
和肩膀
這是一個奇蹟
我沒有被殺死
兩部攝錄機
在過程中被毀滅
結果
我受了傷
我們的旅程
突然停止了
是的
那是個痛苦的旅程
為了放鬆心情
我們來看看
我最令人難過的
遇見
我相信
我們都曾經來過
然後被蝙蝠吃了
這可能是
蝙蝠團隊
最要求的痛楚時刻
無論如何
我還是要去
啊
噢
啊
為什麼要是
Legos
啊
任何人
踏過Legos
都知道
它真的會痛
我不會把它
跟虛擬波浪一樣
但它真是聰明
推我過去
是的
我是蝙蝠團隊的王
我們在痛苦的蝙蝠團隊的旅程中
我相信你們都記得
我的勇敢的運動
需要抓住蝙蝠團隊
噢
發生什麼事了
走走走
還有接下來的
意想不到的蝙蝠團隊攻擊
但如果你錯過了那一瞬間的痛楚
我們來看看
噢
等一下
讓我控制一下
我的天啊
你怎麼把所有東西都拿走
等一下
噢
呃
Mark
我這裡有一個多工具
放在我袋子旁邊
把你的相機放下
如果你繼續拍攝
Mark 我需要你的幫忙
我不能動我的手
啊
呃
從野生的身體
永遠都不會完美
我再次學會了
在2020年夏天
我們在找大蝙蝠
我們駛入了船上
當我正在進入沉澱的水中
我突然感到
極度的痛楚
當我沉浸在岩石之中
不知傷勢有多嚴重
我繼續拍攝
剩下的一天
當是時候
脫下潛衣
啪
一個巨大的心臟腫瘤就出現了
對於你們這些
沒有醫學的專家來說
心臟腫瘤是指
外面的血液
造成的傷害
大小像個高爾夫球般的腫瘤
非常痛苦
也非常不明顯
我甚至把腳挽起來
因為我以為會很有趣
腫瘤維持了約四個星期
後來我的身體吸收了血液
我就像新鮮的一樣
那裡有塊石頭
喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔
天啊
這叫做腫瘤
這就帶我們來到我最後的混亂
在亞洲的高空跳傘時發生的
讓我們來看看
成長者掉下崖時的樣子
好
現在我們來看一遍
慢動作
所以這就是發生了
當我碰到地面時
我的鞋子就掉在奇怪的岩石
我完全無力
因為我失去了平衡
揹包的重量
令我更加失去平衡
然後我就倒下了
頭先掉下崖
失去帽子
做了一個翻轉
然後掉在岩石
15呎以下
你拍到了嗎
對
奇蹟之一
我的頭掉進了帽子
保護了掉下來
並且拯救了我的頭
從岩石中摔倒
就像在現實生活中
看著Wile E. Coyote
掉下崖後
追逐摩托車
最後
我的肩膀
頸
和背部
都被一年半的混亂
但我沒有破壞一根骨頭
直到今天
我已經恢復了
所以我們今天學到了什麼
不要碰水
它很強大
不要玩水果
因為它們很鋒利
不要跳進潮濕的水中
因為那是岩石喜歡躲藏的地方
總是把你的Legos放掉
因為它們很可怕
也不要跳在岩石上
特別是今天科技的飛機
因為如果你想要
像這段影片一樣
你只需要
用你的攝影機
飛過沙漠
穿梭沙漠
穿過蜻蜓和植物
在這段時間
北海蜻蜓
一直在尋找
下一餐
如果你進入蛇蠍的層層
嘗試捕捉它
有可能會被咬掉
我要輸了
牠拉到我的手指上了
我的天啊
那是一大口
拉到我的手指上了
我的天啊
我肯定在流眼淚
牠一口咬到我的手指上
一口咬到我的手臂
這就是如何清理
一隻潛水蛇的咬法
好
潛水蛇的咬法的後半段
我那時候
還蠻擅長的
我那時候
還蠻擅長的
但是
當你抓到潛水蛇
確保你能拍到這段
你就做你所需的
我們都知道
潛水蛇是一種
不含毒性的動物
如果那是一隻毒蛇
我會自己
跑去醫院
或者說
馬裏奧你會
跑去醫院
我們會看一種
完全不同的第一助手
我們會看一種
生命危險解決
第一助手的
第一召救者
真的很聰明
那ating
一來
牠的身體裡面有很多洞
我實際上覺得
哦,是的,等一會兒
你不會看到這個
但是那裡
就是一隻蛇的牙齒
就像鱷魚一樣
蛇的牙齒不斷地復活
特別是水蛇
牠有六條牙齒
一條接著另一條
牠們失去牙齒之後
牠們就會再次復活
所以我拍攝的整個場景
其實是牠的牙齒黏在我手上
我手上也有刺
你可以看到
那隻蛇的嘴巴
整個的刺距
就在那裡
這時候
牠並沒有受傷
那是因為牠的牙齒裡面
有一點點的牙膏
但是因為那隻蛇的牙齒在那裡
還有我身在那些
很噁心的水庫裡
我只想清理牙齒
用一點點的氯化素
這很酷
這就像一條小管子
我覺得你
我把它推開
我用一把棉花刷
清理牙齒
那兩條牙齒
我其實想要做的就是
用氯化素來刺激牙齒
這很不錯
我再拍一下我的手
刷掉牙齒
我想要刷牙齒
Pond gunk
Oh yeah, look at that
All that dirt coming off of there
Snake saliva
And also on my forearm there
Wipe that off really good
That will help just get
any of the swampy debris
off of my arm
It's a little cleaner, right?
Okay, here we go
Now, I also have skin cleaning wipes
And there's an antiseptic in this
that will help kill any of the germs
that are nestling down into my skin
from the areas where the teeth went in
I have a feeling that this might sting a little bit
Ready?
Yeah, just a touch
But not as bad as getting an infection
Now, it's not actually the snake bite
that would give me an infection
But the dirty pond water
that got into the bites
that I have to worry about
Yeah, it does sting a bit
I believe it or not guys
That's about all you need to do
for a non-venomous snake bite
However, if you want to
you certainly can put on a band-aid
Now, you can also of course
put neosporin on these bites if you want
But these bandages actually have
an anti-infection cream
right there in the padding
So I'm just gonna cover that up
Perfect
Now, I always carry a first aid kit
with me out into the wilderness
You guys don't always see it
but it is always in my pack
because you never know
when you're gonna need to administer
first aid for yourself
or one of the crew members
Now, when it comes to water snakes
remember guys, it is a non-venomous species
So if you come across one in the wild
and you decide to catch it
do be aware that it can bite you
but if you are bitten
it's not going to be that bad
However, I must emphasize
that because they're so bitey
it's always best to admire them
from a safe distance
I'm Coyote Peterson
Be brave
Stay wild
We'll see you on the next location
Mr. Peterson
What
More breaking news
Yep, volcanoes and ants
Roll cut, action
Volcano ants
This is breaking news
Good evening
And welcome to the
Brave Wilderness News Network
I'm your host, Coyote Peterson
And tonight we're talking about
The new catastrophic event
That's sweeping the nation
A natural disaster
Known as volcano ants
So if you're ready
Here's the 10 things
You definitely need to know
Number one
What is a volcano ant?
The true name of this tiny
Yet potent insect
Is the red imported fire ant
I'll get to the volcano part
In a minute
But it's important to mention
That this creature
Is one of the most impactful
Biological landmines
You can encounter
In the entire United States
Number two
How big are they
As compared to a bullet ant?
Tiny
In fact
The workers measure a mere
2.4 to 6.0 millimeters in length
Where the bullet ant
Can measure almost an inch and a half
For comparison
That's like a golden retriever
Standing next to a triceratops
Number three
Have they always been here
Or are they invasive?
This variety of fire ant
Is technically native to South America
Yet it was accidentally introduced
To a number of locations
Including Australia
New Zealand
Several Asian countries
And as you likely feared
The United States
Over the past half century
They have spread like wildfire
Across the southeastern U.S.
Out to the southwest
And have even reached as far north
As Oregon and Washington
Yikes
Number four
Do they really erupt like a volcano
When disturbed?
Yes
They absolutely do
The nest
Or mound
As they are often referred
Is very unassuming
And looks like a cone-shaped pile of sand
You seldom see ants
On the outside of the mound
But the second you disturb the exterior
Thousands of ants come swarming out
To attack the invader
Hence the name
Volcano ants
When their mound erupts
It's like a volcano of pain
Whether you disturb the mound on accident
Or on purpose
It doesn't matter to the ants
They're going to attack with full force
Ouch
Number five
How painful is the sting of this ant?
Well, like all ants
They are capable of biting and stinging
And while the bite doesn't have any venom
It allows the ant to hold on
While it inflicts the stings
On the Insect Sting Pain Index
The fire ant only ranks as a two
It's got some kick
But the pain isn't so much from a single sting
As it is the onslaught of stings
Now when I plunged my hands
Into a volcano of ants
I was stung over 300 times
Yeah, it definitely hurts
Number six
Will volcano ants sting humans
For absolutely no reason?
I don't say this often
But the answer is yes
For some reason
These ants are exceptionally angry
Although in fairness to the ants
Most mass stingings
Come as a result of their homes being disturbed
So I guess if it was your family
That was being stomped on
You'd probably defend it too
Number seven
What's worse?
The sting or the aftermath?
With this one
It is definitely the aftermath
The venom is very potent
And contains water-insoluble
Pepperdine alkaloids
Known as solnopsins
When the ant stings and injects venom
Your body isolates it
Into pockets beneath the skin
These pockets then swell to the surface
And form disgusting white pustules
Which can remain for several days
If not weeks
Trust me
They are incredibly unsightly
And when I was stung 300 times
It looked like my hands and arms
Had the worst case of acne
You have ever seen
Number eight
Do people get stung frequently?
Unfortunately, yes
Around 14 million people
Experience the sting of fire ants yearly
Because they are commonly found in urban areas
Some people have
Or develop a very bad allergic reaction
To the venom
And to date
More than 80 deaths have been recorded
As a result of fire ant attacks
Number nine
Should we be afraid of volcano ants
This summer?
Honestly, not necessarily
Remember, these insects
Are not out to get you
They don't eat humans
But their aggressive nature
Makes them very prone to attacking
The best way to avoid them
Is to stay in tune with your environment
Watch where you are walking
Don't poke unassuming mounds of dirt
And if you are headed out for a picnic
Pay attention to where you set your blanket down
The last thing you want
Is a swarm of volcano ants
Running up your pants
Number ten
Can human pee really cure
The burning sensation of fire ant stings?
Well, it's fair to say that I definitely tried
And it kind of worked
When I dumped pee
Yes, my own pee
All over my hands
Certain enzymes in the urine
Like ammonia and potassium
Help neutralize and soothe the stinging sensation
In fact, it pretty much eliminated the pain altogether
However, the end result did not stop me
From getting those nasty white pustules
Which, like I said earlier
Were definitely the worst part of the entire experience
In the end, volcano ants
Aren't something you necessarily need to be afraid of
They're something you need to be aware of
Because these insects
Have invaded the United States
And they're definitely here to stay
And trust me
The last thing you want to have to deal with
At a summer picnic
Is peeing on yourself or a friend
To stop the burning sting of volcano ants
I'm Coyote Peterson
Be brave
Stay wild
We'll see you on the next adventure
Mr. Peterson
Here's the fresh warm pee you requested
I didn't request any pee
It's my pee
