AKBINGO! Ep523 [English sub]

Last week they unleashed various stories of brutal honesty the score between the 2 teams is as shown What kind of brutally honest stories will there be this week? The next theme is right here Top of the 2nd inning The Mukaichi Strawberries are at bat I'd rather not say this out loud but these are things I end up doing unintentionally Mukachi has setup this batting order You've got Suda-san up top again Just leave this to me! Well of course with Hama-chan up to now she doesn't have that image of the straight talker but it seems like she's probably holding on to some gems she hasn't told us yet That's true Hama-chan has that hentai angle going Everybody look...only Hama-chan has a bulge in her pants right now Hama-chan what's that about? Sakaguchi-san Please don't do that....the megaphone just makes the effect look worse Hama-chan you can't push against it like that Batting #1....first baseman Suda Akari I'd rather not say this out loud but these are things I end up doing unintentionally No topic is off limits for SKEs Suda what is something secret she does unintentionally? The fans and staff-san who are in my view "Could I see myself dating that guy?" I internally judge people! [ Truth ] As for Muramoto-san I'd date him Home Run [ Muramoto will judge homerun-hit-out ] Hold on now Suda Akari tells us something that sounds very believable and hits an impressive home run tadaima~ Classic Suda So why would I do something like that well dating is forbidden and I'm age 27 now so then the power to tell which guys are a catch or the power to make a guy fall for me..I thought I had to get rid of all that so the reason I judge is because I'm starting over again Do you score them or just decide if you'd go out with them or not? The highest level fantasy is thinking about whether I'd kiss that person or not What is the ratio like then? eh I consider most people to be dateable How about our staff-san then? The guy behind that camera? I'd go out with him How about that guy? That guy? ah...with pleasure with pleasure? Director-san? He's ok White shirt guy? white shirt? He's ok Then you really would date most people [ Most judged OK ] How about Paradise-san? me? Are you going to give us the truth? gomennasai What the heck? [ Paradise is unacceptable ] Why is it just me? Batter #2...2nd baseman Hama Sayuna hai Shall I put this leash on you? Its become common knowledge that Hama Sayuna is the hentai character What secret will she have? Don't press against your pants I'm so uncomfortable around new people I'll use dirty jokes to break the ice [ Truth ] uh excuse me I'm AKB48 Team 8s Hama Sayuna Would you let me touch your chest? TIMEOUT What do you mean? Well since I love dirty jokes That's fine...that's still ok A dirty joke can quickly bring people together so I thought about it like when you're changing clothes your arm will swing out like this right When changing... Of course when that happens I'm like I've received the ok to touch She done this to any of you? Taguchi-san Back during the 12th anniversary that was the first time we spoke she said "You've got a big chest" and then she touched me suddenly That's how you become friends? That's step number one for me [ Hama Sayuna style ] Have you made friends with Suda-san yet? We haven't really met yet Please show us your approach...like in the dressing room otsukaresama desu ah otsukaresama You have a very healthy bosom there May I touch? sumimasen ah....smaller than I was expecting Home Run! Hama hits an impressive home run to add a point The next batter is... Batting #3...3rd baseman Mukaichi Mion I'd like to ask Mukaichi Mion-chan to take the role The other day she was designated as next General Director...super diligent character Mukaichi what kind of secret does she have for us? Actually at handshakes under the table where the fans can't see.... [ Truth ] I shake hands with my legs in very strange poses TIMEOUT eh I think all the members know about this one The table is right here here's where the handshake happens Basically not much visible The fans are probably thinking I'm standing like this however once I get tired standing it becomes this That's resting position Then after that one it eventually turns into this [ They know all about it! ] When that happens...there is a chair for us to sit down that's when I'll put my foot on the chair HIT I'm thinking probably everyone does that With that chair there I've done this move before Batting #4....right fielder Sakaguchi Riko At age 24 within HKT Sakaguchi is their oneesan with plenty of experience Just what kind of secret is she holding on to? cough cough [ You ok there? ] Unintentionally during the quick costume changes at a concert my underwear accidentally comes off [ Truth ] The kouhais behind me say "I just saw all of Rikopi-san in person" and this was incredibly embarassing underwear too? Doesn't it happen to you? The quick costume changes go really fast Wardrobe-san helps us get changed but Underneath I'll be wearing my own kind of frilly type underwear So I take off the costume, the frilly part comes off and then the underwear comes off Not supposed to take off the underwear HIT YAAY Just hold on a second Pink team is using too many dirty jokes don't you think? Even if it is my lower half...its only this side The Strawberries have forgotten that they're idols and used dirty jokes to create a no outs bases loaded huge chance however I've started talking to the tv~ OUT I browse the online accounts of cute high school girls OUT Okabe and Takita both struck out Now its 2 OUTS The next batter is... Batting #7....pitcher Yamauchi Mizuki With her crisp dance moves of the 16th members she's the only person with single senbatsu experience young with big expectations What is Yamauchi's secret? eh so I currently go by the nickname of Zukki when I'm doing something for AKB48 however [ Truth ] At home I refer to myself as Mii-chan Could I get a "Don't screw with me" button for that one? So Zukki she makes fun of girls who act all cute so like when Kurumi starts acting all cute she makes fun of her Even with being that type of person for her to act all cute now amazes me no way Furthermore Zukki is lying right now So her story Maeda-chan said she calls herself A-chan at home she just told us this in the dressing room Then after she said that "well my family calls me Mii-chan" but she just said she calls herself Mii-chan so she's totally lying to the members That's mean...why are you telling lies? Was it a lie? My family well they call me Zuki-chan [ eh? ] That's a solid OUT That's 3 outs and its time to change Next in the bottom of the 2nd inning The theme for the team at bat is... Bottom of the 2nd The Yokoyama Hannaris are at bat This might seem strange...but these are the rules in my family Here's the batting order Yes...kind of like that Going with Takahashi-san at the top Oguri-chan batting 3rd Oguri-chan you're confident you can get a hit right? I am Batting #1....2nd baseman Takahashi Juri This might seem strange...but these are the rules in my family She's got it all under control but she's still the teasable lovable Takahashi What strange household rules does she have? For marathons and such when a family member ranks in my family sends as a reward acorns [ Truth ] papa... I always act delighted so I don't hurt your feelings but seriously I don't want anymore What's papa like when he gives you an acorn? And how many do you get? Its 1 acorn for each time you get a good rank [ 1 good job = 1 acorn ] So its 1 acorn each time I got a medal for athletics and showed it to papa and by doing that "Understood....I need to gather an acorn for you" That's how it starts then My birthday this year he's like "Happy Birthday....I'll get that acorn for you" "Thanks for the acorn...I'll do my best" that's my reply "Happy Birthday....I'll get that acorn for you" hai But what if otousan is watching this Papa is probably watching this Hurting papa's feelings....that's worth a hit isn't it [ hit < papa's hurt feelings ] I told it straight up just now Oguri-chan what is it? She told it straight up Yes...well of course I have to Home Run Takahashi hits an impressive home run Please face the camera and talk directly to papa seriously no more acorns [ clearly stated ] Batting #2....right fielder Yahagi Moeka She's the fastest ever to get a solo concert after joining AKB Its the prodigy newcomer Yahagi How brutally honest will she be? She's mad As Yahagi Moeka..despite my appearance when I get home and unlock the door in the entranceway [ Truth ] I will always kick the door one time to open it YAY! TIMEOUT That could be a problem we have video Nice house huge house That's a soft one...still soft The door does look heavy and thats why you kick it you have to kick and pull right My entire family kicks the door The entire family? Everytime you open or close the door you kick it Its like mama was very detailed about the construction of the house the door was special ordered its a really expensive door from France real fancy door then Now the door has warped and has to be kicked open One day I got in a fight with my sister and kicked it twice That's completely unrelated HIT ah HIT? wah~ I did it! Batting #3....shortstop Oguri Yui hai AKBs next gen ace What's her Oguri family household rule? ganbarimasu ganbarimasu~ That was kind During Setsubun we scatter soybeans grill and eat sardines we take the fishheads and place them next to the entranceway with some holly leaves as a decoration Here's a picture of it [ Truth ] [ sardine.....holly ] What is this? However the next day a cat eats them What is this? HOME RUN Big time Oguri fan Muramoto declares that a home run however Team Strawberries are protesting Can you believe a cat would eat it like that?!! [ Suspicious ruling ] Is there meaning behind that? On Setsubun the demons when they come the grilled sardines are skewered right through their eye that's how the fish is grilled It represents skewering a demon in the eye eh?! You really told it straight up that time Why do you treat her so nicely? Because she's cute? Well maybe its because you're ugly [ General Elections 2nd place right here! ] However after this Each year right at midnight...no matter how sleepy we are that's when we take family pictures OUT #4 batter Ichikawa strikes out Everyday I send out tomorrows schedule to my mother [ Truth ] HIT General Director Yokoyama gets an impressive hit 1 out....1 on base Batting #6....centerfielder Shibuya Nagisa In the R-1 Grand Prix she advanced all the way to the 3rd round Even within NMB Shibuya is known for her high level variety skills what will happen? Absolutely noone is allowed to touch my mother's belly button [ Truth ] Because of that as a prank the entire family restrained my mother's arms and went to touch her belly button when she put her hand on the huge tv we had just bought and screamed "I will knock this to the ground!!" Your entire family restrained your mother? For as long as I can remember if I touched her belly button my mother would become ill That's why as a prank my brother and father put her in a full nelson [ Takes 2 men to hold her down ] But now she has extra flab that protects her belly button The belly button stays hidden then So then my sister and I were about to touch it at that moment she put her hand on the huge tv we just bought [ I will knock this to the ground!! ] Then everyone was like "no don't do that" and let her go [ Big happy family ] HIT Batting #7....3rd baseman Takahashi Ayane She's been studying piano since she was very young Honor student type character Takahashi Ayane What rules does her family have? TV is limited to 1 hour per day if I want to watch more I have to read something for that amount of extra time [ Truth ] But they make me write a book report too so annoying! Even now? Up until middle school middle school is still... Was there a tv show you had to watch that badly? You know the [Friday RoadSHOW!] well that program is 2.5 hours The day before I had to read or else I couldn't watch all 2.5 hours Couldn't you just read the book of the movie featured on RoadSHOW! [ 2 birds with one stone ] What does papa want his daughter to become? papa failed to get admitted into University of Tokyo 4 times so now he's pushing that on his daughter HOME RUN Takahashi thanks to papa scores a 3 run grand slam home run And next Our TV channels are set to Channel 1...TV Asahi Channel 3...Fuji TV Channels 6 and 7....NHK HIT Oda follows with a hit of her own You made it to the 9th batter The Yokoyama Hannaris have reached batter #9 Can they get through the entire batting order? Batting #9....first baseman Ma Chia-Ling Batting #9....first baseman Ma Chia-Ling The international member from Taiwan Ma Chia-Ling What kind of strange rules exist in her household? At Ma Chia-Ling's home if a kiss scene appears on tv somebody changes the channel And that's why.... [ Truth ] all the way up until middle school I thought mouth to mouth kisses were a crime HOME RUN Ma Chia-Ling makes a shocking confession and hits a home run The egg...watch the egg dance The egg is dancing Well now that you're an adult What about those couples you see? In person I don't think I've seen a real life kiss Its different from the tv kiss Want to see it? hai? Would you like to see a real kiss You'll see one in person for the 1st time [ AD Tsukisaka ] eh are they really going to? [ Passed out ] That's a crime! Its no crime I feel terrible about that I have received it And with that...the 1st game of straight talk baseball The Yokoyama Hannaris win