Your Organs When You Go For A Run

Let's get running team! Give it everything you've got! It's only three miles, right? We'll run to the port and back, alright? It's a piece of cake! And at the same time, we'll kick out that unwanted guest in our stomach! What? Are you talking about me again? Alright! You've got a super motivated heart here! Lungs prepared to give it our all out there today! Knees here, we are both at full strength and ready to rock these streets! Two minutes running... It's impossible for me not to love you! What a great pace you're on! No, you're the real star for keeping the beat! Are we terrific or what? And up here, heart's pumping just fine! Hey, running's not bad, huh? In through the nose, out through the mouth! In through the nose, out through the mouth! This is very easy, my friend! Of course it is! There we go! Keep focused, we're doing just fine, everyone! Low, low, low, low, low, low, low! Five minutes running... Hey, you brain! I'm getting thirsty down here! Send me a little water! Take it easy there, stomach! We are in the middle of a race here! Come on, don't be so bossy! Water's so good for our body and you know it! Fine! I'm only gonna drink a little bit! I hate that horrible pain that I- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Bro! Hey, bro! Bro! We gotta stop! No, no, no, no, no, no! We can't! We've only just started, guys! Keep going and that pain should go away in a bit! Ow, ow, ow, ow! Mary and Joseph! A lateral ligament! It hurts! Oh, you always want to be the big star! The big star! And now we have to stop! Oh, come on! Are you kidding me? We're not even halfway yet! Keep going! Please! We almost have... nowhere! Deadly... masochist! Come on, you guys! We've got this! Keep going! One step at a time! We're almost there! Please, you have to have mercy! At my age and pumping at this speed, do you think this is a normal rhythm? I'm exploding! I am bursting out of our body! I can't take it anymore! This is very dangerous! Here comes an attack! Here comes an attack! We're gonna have an attack! Meniscus! My meniscus! All right! All right! Fine! You win! Let's stop now! You're all so delicate! What a fragile body! That's it! That's it! We've stopped! Are you happy? Oh, hell yeah! I'm really happy! But if I'm being honest, I definitely could have kept running for at least another whole hour! Yeah, I think I could too! Me too! We can as well! Well, not me! Me neither!