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00:00 Juan Soto vs Yankee Fans 02:10 Fan makes great catch and gives high fives 03:29 Bat dog leaves a gift on the field 05:09 Ship crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge 06:18 The Roundup 08:15 Extra Dumb
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You have a nice day at the local brewery
and then this guy comes up to play live
music and you leave. You don't know what
I'm going to do. I'm definitely like a
punk who's gone acoustic. My name is
Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the
weekly dumb young Jake. How do you do?
James sack. Everyone, I'm doing all
right, man. Let's get about it. Before
we get into the sports, can you do me a
favor and read my face? Hayden Clap
Holtz Jim in the sports. No offense to
you or really to Juan, but it's just how
sports goes sometimes. I'm going to turn
my back to you.
Hey, you know what? I grew up like a lot
of people that get to the age I am,
right? I love stuff like this. One of my
favorite hockey movies, that's kind of a
bad movie, but a good movie. Mr. Alaska.
They all turn their back on the New York
Rangers. Duke fans used to do this and
the Cameron crazies and like my dad
would tell me like look isn't this fun
and it wasn't rude or sad or anything.
It's just good sports. They did it to
Wanoto because he got offered very
similar amount of money to go to the
Yankees and he said no and Yankees fans
were like well [ __ ] you then. And that's
all fair. If he wanted to be a Yankee he
could have been a Yankee. He got a
better offer from the Mets. He went to
the Mets. Yankee fans don't have to be
happy about that. It'd be a lot weirder
if Juan Soda went out to right field and
the Y fans were like, "You know what,
man? That one year we didn't win the
World Series. Good luck, Chap. I'm glad
you went to another team that's in the
same city. This whole, get out of here,
guys." This whole effort by whoever's
doing it to rationalize fanaticism is
insane. Hey, let's be rational about
this. No. Support your team the way you
want to support them as long as it's
okay. Don't scream and yell and and
don't be like personally insulting him
and his family, but turning your back
and doing I'll throw stuff on the field.
I'll throw stuff on the field. I don't
like when I do not like when people
throw things on the field. His
acknowledgements and stuff were good,
but playing baseball, he didn't do that
great. He threw a ball home from right
field, bounced three times. Well, he's
just a little sad cuz he made the wrong
decision. Yeah. What's this almost a
breakdown? Cuz I ain't seen it yet. A
fun one. I really dug into this one cuz
I do want your thoughts on this. We're
in Cleveland. So, you got old men just
spying through a window, which is a good
part of Cleveland. It's a home run. The
two guys, the two in yellow are your two
guys who are trying to track this ball
down. It's going to land by the red E,
but the yellow guy on the left is older
kind of stav roast dude. On the right,
young fan never takes his eye off the
ball. Just a little more hootspa and he
knows it. Like pats him on the back. You
got it. He gives him a high five. Now
this kid's pumped up. That's a high
five. That's a high five. fist pump. I'm
guessing that's his dad. He's not.
They're hugging. This is where it gets
interesting. Hits that lady right in the
head and she goes, "Ah." If you missed
it, misses the high five. Hits her
sunglasses into her head and she's like,
"Ah." I am solely putting the blame on
her. Because when you're giving high
fives to someone like this, your fingers
got to stay vertical. You see this one,
Jake? You stay still and you let him
come to you. There. Stay still. Come to
you. That's they know each other. So,
but stayed still. This guy a little push
once they connect. This guy fingers are
up when you're receiving a high five.
Look what she does. She whines back and
then throws her hand. Of course, he's
going to miss. Back to the sports. James
in more sports poop on the field. Not
human. Not human. That's a good news.
Uh, it comes from Casey Betty, the Casey
Cannon's dog mascot. Batgirl. Bat dog
girl. Bat dog girl. Who's the star here?
Casey Betty who pooped on the field
similar to Juan Sodto this weekend or
the gentleman working for the minor
league baseball team who scooped up the
poop. If this is the poop, if this is
the poop, this is his scooper, right?
Did he kind of use it as a backboard at
first? I understand that if you're like
under the gun and you're like, "Fuck, I
got to pick this up." And he doesn't
want to do one one of these moves and
spray. Then there's more poop. Did he
corral it on top like this and then
move? Because that's where I lost. There
is a moment of worry about that. I think
this guy pitched a perfect game with the
give of the dirt that allowed the
backboard paper and the front dirt cuz
he starts pushing with from the front
dirt that I don't think his hand touched
the poop at all. Which that's the
intention. Oh, you think he built a moat
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This is not sports. And a bit of a
tragedy, but a bizarre bizarre
situation. The
qual. Did I say it right? Quotemok.
Quotemok. Crash into the Brooklyn
Bridge. Two people did die and a lot of
people are injured, so it's way more
serious. But the footage that we have of
this is bizarre. Wild. The whole thing
is crazy. Almost feels like an AI video.
Like we're in this weird world where you
you just kind of don't know sometimes
and you're like, "Wait, what is this?"
In the videos, the first ones you see,
it's going so slow and you can't really
see like the damage. When I saw it from
saw it from the angle behind where
they're really like snapping, you're
like, "Oh shit." But it's so slow. One,
I see that ship. I don't think there's
177 people on it. That's a ton of
people. And they're all the way up the
mass, which you don't realize. So like I
saw comments of people who understand
the way ships work and [ __ ] and they're
like, "No, guys, this is like economics.
This is bad. Mark Hopus, can you put a
picture of Maropus? Cuz I I don't think
people realize that I look like my good
friend Mark Hopus just finished his
autobiography.
Round up.
$287,000 worth of Apple products were
stolen out of a truck while it was
moving down the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
The driver had no idea what was
happening. Like an Italian job
situation. That's cool. Inside job. A
kindergartener brought small containers
of Jell-O to school to share with his
classmates. To the staff surprise, they
were in fact alcoholic jello shots.
Authorities in New
Orleans. Is there a way to make those
rhyme? Authorities in New Orleans are
currently on the hunt for 10 inmates
that broke out of prison through a hole
behind the toilet while a technician
left the security monitors to grab food.
When they saw the hole, there was
writing above it that said, "Too easy,
lol. That's too cocky." This cat
replaced one of its teeth with a $5,000
gold tooth and is now an internet
sensation for some reason. That cat's
going to get kidnapped. Catnapped.
William Abrau and Saddan Raphaela made
this insane alleyoop home run robbery.
Check it out. It's good. It's good. A
groom was turned away from boarding a
flight for wearing this. Security told
him his attire was too good and that
someone might confuse him for an actual
flight attendant. A man's marriage is in
shambles after chat GPT read his coffee
grounds that predicted he was having an
affair. His wife then entered her own
coffee grounds and chat GTP predicted
that her husband was having an affair,
so she divorced him. Robots, thanks for
tuning in. It was our 200th episode.
That was good. I remembered. That was
good. I remember to mention it. That's a
good ending. That was a weekly dumb.
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I got two dogs. Backyard is covered in
dog [ __ ] Yeah, it's crazy the
difference. One dog versus two dogs.
Think about it. They [ __ ] twice a day
maybe, right? Double. So that's four
shits a day. I don't clean up poop in my
backyard for 2 days. Eight poops. Eight
different poops in my small backyard. I
got to go f hunt out. One of them poops
in the same spot. The other is a Romer.