AKBINGO! Ep410 [English sub]

AKB48s ironclad rule That is romance is forbidden However this man intends to bring it up Someday, you're going to get in a relationship and when it happens, do you think you'll be good girlfriends? Of course. Of course we will That's how we see you looking as outsiders all of you acting all cute like burikkos But all of your crappy personalities, I can see all of it You think men are going to like who you are on the inside!? Is that what you think Hayasaka? You talk too fast. I don't understand With that said today's episode is What if the "Romance is forbidden" AKB were left alone with their boyfriend just how would they react to him? Using completely ad-libbed skits we're going to inspect their behavior I will announce the 1st situation that you will be reacting to. Alone with the boyfriend dinner date So then the participants in this situation, let's have the 3 of them come out So then the challengers are Kashiwagi Yuki Mukaichi Mion Kojima Mako Everyone in their personal clothes today [ Taking the challenge in their personal clothes ] All of you of course I believe don't have boyfriends. Are you confident you can create a good mood, Kashiwagi-san? I am You're confident Because I'm an adult since I'm 25 I see I think I can react appropriately to the situation Mukaichi, are you ok with this? I am not ok This can't be easy right? She doesn't know anything about how this stuff works Yeah, I don't think they know what happens I want to experience all of it She says she wants to do it all You hear this often when you ask a celebrity or someone dating a celebrity The daughter of a celebrity has everything done for her so she hasn't really done much of anything on her own It often leads to people thinking "What's wrong with this chick?" [ Inherent risk ] The 1st challenger Mukaichi Mion From this point on, Mukaichi will not know what's going to happen next The person playing the role of boyfriend will set various traps of which she'll have to ad-lib her reaction The 1st trap is the place they are having the date is a cheap diner and the boyfriend is an hour late showing up How will Mukaichi react to this? She's been waiting for her boyfriend for an hour He's an hour late gomen gomen What happened? Suddenly I had to work overtime otsukare arigatou Bad enough to be an hour late? Sorry, I made you wait an hour I did wait..but it's fine. I'll forgive you [ Considers the feelings of her date. Forgives with a smile ] sumimasen A glass of water please. [ Muramoto gives orders to the actor ] I lied, I actually overslept Eh? That's the reason? Really? Even though I went to bed at 9 last night I went to bed at 9 last night though Isn't that early? You're an hour late You better forgive me when I'm running an hour late [ You better forgive me when I'm running late ] The next trap A present for their half year anniversary of when they started dating its going to be a really bizarre present. Its been half a year since we started dating That's right You remembered? I remembered I'm happy I have a present Eh? Really? I bought it for you I wonder what it is What is it? yabai Its a wood carving of a bear Was it expensive? Its incredible Thanks but wow its spectacular [ Gives the present an honest compliment ] arigatou I looked at other places to eat but I felt it had to be this place When I look at the menu, everything sounds delicious It does right? Order the cheap udon [ Push her to get the cheap udon ] Udon? plain udon Get the plain udon You'll have the plain udon then What should I get? katsudon I'll have the katsudon Since I'm the one paying Since I'm the one paying Are you sure? Let's just split the check so I can eat the tanuki udon [ Let's just split the check so I can eat the tanuki udon ] Finish That was wonderful [ Favorable review ] That was great, right everybody? What did you like about that Okada? She was such a good girl when he brought out the wooden bear she actually complimented it and called it spectacular That's your godly interaction But I couldn't be mad at him Why not? Well, I don't want him to hate me Komiyama, what would you do if you were given a wooden bear? Like what? What's this for? Is this because it looks like you? There's some disgust hidden in those words Her best part was with the plain udon When he ordered himself the katsudon Let's just split the check because I want to eat the tanuki udon That was fantastic I want her to be fixated on me like she is with those tanuki noodles! [ The highest possible compliment ] The next challenger someone you'll always see smiling Kojima Mako sumimasen First the boyfriend will arrive an hour late This place is cheap! She called it a dive Can't tell if she's insulting it though gomen You're late! gomen gomen Was it work? otsukaresama All of a sudden I got stuck with overtime That's what happened But its fine [ Says "It's fine" with a smile ] You must really like me Where'd that come from? [ Flustered ] I looked for a good place to eat And you picked this place. How come? Because you were coming That a compliment? [ Angry? ] How do I look? kawaii. kawaii? arigatou It fits this place It fits this place perfectly That a compliment? [ Yeah, she's mad ] arigatou I farted. Sorry I farted. Sorry That's sooo cute [ Boyfriend's farts are cute ] Next what Mukaichi reacted well to the half year anniversary present the wooden bear Today is our half year anniversary so then a present I bought it for you Eh? Are you sure? I didn't get you anything Its our anniversary. arigatou What is it? I'm getting nervous OHHHHHH [ Kojima's reaction = OHHHHHHHHH! ] Like it? It's amazing Liar! At our neighborhood specialty goods store I saw this there And I thought. "This is perfect!" Is that so? So what would your anniversary present be? What gift would you get for our anniversary? So I can compare you to my ex So I can compare you to my ex-girlfriend What was that?! You can't bring up your ex-girlfriend at a time like this Is that so? Who says? I said so [ Follows up pouting with something cute ] Finally, its the bill The boyfriend is taking care of the bill what will Kojima's reaction be? No, don't worry about it Are you sure? really? Its our anniversary arigatou I'll buy you ice cream on the way home [ Offers to buy him ice cream on the way back ] Shall we go? gochisousamadeshita That was incredibly cute Right everyone? When he brought up the ex-girlfriend And she said you shouldn't discuss her. And he replied "Who says?" When she said "I said so" [ I said so ] That part was really good My favorite point at the end when the bill came out She didn't say "I'll pay next time" She offered to buy ice cream on the way back That was a good line Its always good to hear a girl say "Let me treat you" What did you think Izuta? It seemed like Mako didn't like just being treated to food and leaving but then thinking about how to pay for the meal is also bad When you think about her wanting to share something with the boyfriend it sends the message, I don't care about the money, let's just eat together Izuta, unexpectedly its quite amazing she's packed with this feminine charm You're right! I understand. I understand You really understand me! You'd totally win a how they look from behind contest And next as the adult member, we're looking forward to her performance Kashiwagi Yuki however Its like I was looking for a good place to eat but I thought it had to be this place Had to be this place? I'm really into this place Seriously? Seriously? I guess its fine [ Unsatisfied look after hearing date location explanation ] And then the bizarre present What? What is that? What is that? Don't like it? I'm happy. Happy. [ Keeps saying "I'm happy" without emotion ] She's saying "I'm happy" without any show of emotion What did you think of the wood bear? I couldn't hold back my feelings that it lacked any sense What would you do Yokoyama? I'd be like "Did you grow up in Hokkaido or something?" I see That's good. They way you changed the topic was good The next situation is... Everyday life alone with the boyfriend in a room Our 1st challenger for this part is Watanabe Mayu age 22 AKB48's ace What if she was in a room alone with her boyfriend? How would she react to him? The 1st trap the boyfriend returns home and throws his clothes and shoes everywhere I'm home okaeri tadaima otsukare Since he's tired Are you tired? What's she going to do about it? otsukare And it was so hot today [ Unbothered by shoes and clothes everywhere ] Next The boyfriend will tell a super boring story Oh, that's right Hey. What? Something really funny happened to me today Something funny? You're setting up some high expectations...you sure? No, its really funny Really? I went to the konbini today and went over to where they have the onigiris tuna mayo and bonito flake onigiris were all they had SO, then I why are you laughing already? I bought the bonito ones! Eh? That's it! But I didn't want bonito onigiris If it were me I'd have bought the tuna mayo ones I can't buy those I'm not a cat Its like, those onigiris are for cats That wasn't funny at all [ Tells him straight up ] Say paradise Paradise! Was that the gag that used to be popular? [ Used to be popular person? ] I'm still popular And then the 2nd trap There's something I have to tell you Tell her you were just fired from your company you just heard I got fired from work today Today? But it wasn't my fault It was senpai's mistake I had to take the blame That's ridiculous [ Seriously listens to his story ] Watanabe listening closely to his story however the real trap starts from this point on he's going to get invited out to drink by a female friend And he fully intends on going. The bad boyfriend In the end how will Watanabe react to all of this? Here it is moshi moshi Ahh, Yuriko Its been forever Today? Yes, I'm free. I'm free Meet now? OK Who was that? Who is this Yuriko? A friend from way back and she's in Tokyo First time hearing about a Yuriko Is that so? I didn't tell you about her? I don't think you did Since I haven't seen her in awhile I'll be back later You just got fired. This is not the time to be doing this [ Gives him a piece of her mind ] Well, that's true but I've had enough Leave then! kowaaa [ Dejected ] So today, I went to the konbini and went to where the onigiris are I just heard this Yes, you bought the bonito ones. I already know this [ Making light of a serious issue = Unforgiveable ] What's wrong with him? What do you think you did well? When I called him out on his boring story I didn't compliment him on it and told him honestly And then him trying to go drinking with Yuriko I think it was appropriate to get mad there He just got fired, and now he's going to go drinking? Who's he kidding? The next challenger currently in high school Nishino Miki I'm home First trap. Boyfriend throws clothes everywhere So tired otsukare She noticed the shoes Ah, gomen. arigatou [ Puts the jacket on a hanger ] And then the next trap A super boring story from the boyfriend Nishino, known for her over reactions how will she react in this situation? Oh, by the way today something really funny happened Today I went to the konbini And the mentaiko they had all they had was konbu and then? And then You're laughing too hard Keep going So I bought the konbu one! [ Super boring story = laughing hysterically ] You really bought it? I never buy the konbu ones Looks like they're having a good time But konbu is really good, if its warm I'll take it all Why are you prolonging the story? And then the last trap First he'll tell her he got fired from work Actually I was fired from work You were? What do I do now? You'll be fine. So you got fired You're knowledgeable What's that supposed to mean? [ He's knowledgeable? ] Now we'll have her female friend invite him out Ah Yumiko oh, its been forever A female friend is inviting him out for drinks and the boyfriend intends on going How will Nishino react to this? She's an old friend and she's in Tokyo Wait...wait I'm going to go meet her Hold on She's just a friend Wait. I'm the girlfriend! [ Reminds him that she's the girlfriend ] Right. And she's just a friend, so its fine Friend and girlfriend Its nothing, really Don't you have more fun when you're with me? That's what you think. I feel differently He's the worst! Could you relax over this? It's not about relaxing Break up with her I've had it let's break up [ Suddenly breaks up with her ] [ Desperately clings on ] Hey your wallets in here! You sure you want to leave? Finish! That boyfriend was so cruel He dumped you? Yes, we broke up. He dumped me How was it Kato? It was cute but Her screaming like "Stop!" made her look childish So not an ideal woman What did you think Kojima? When I think about future boyfriends Mayu-san's scolding has love behind it how she told him his story was boring Telling him frankly like that is the right way to go What did you think Izuta? Getting fired is something very serious its not something to be covered up with laughter the way Miki did it saying "Everything is fine" when actually nothing is fine at all You have to find the reason why and then you have to scold him Well said. What we expected from her [ Right on female viewpoint ] She's 1st place in the [what's on the inside and seen from behind] beauty contest To see how they would react as girlfriends Muramoto presents this situation So one of my colleagues Peace [Ayabe/Matayoshi] when he comes out on TV At the time I never ever got on TV and Peace was on TV more and more and getting huge laughs What would you do in that situation as my girlfriend? I would casually change the channel So that's your move But it does show some concern And Okada? I would keep saying "Let's do our best" until you made it big What you said there tells me you've never dated Guys would never want to hear something like that Don't say something to me that reminds me of work But you still went and said it See, this is what happens when you dye your hair. And you Yokoyama? I'd be like "So, what do you want to eat today?" Good answer. Good answer everybody [ Change the subject ] Now that you say it. That's probably the best option My ideal would be. If I turned on the TV and saw Peace on again just pretending not to notice him on tv is also weird so I'd go with this one Doesn't the TV stand appear too small for the TV? [ Talks about something completely unrelated.. the size of the TV stand ] What would you do Hayasaka? I'd never want to date anyone like that She went straight to the root!