AKBINGO! Ep401 [English sub]

長月Nura Woman Rush Hour Muramoto Daisuke Woman Rush Hour Nakagawa Paradise I wanna be friends~! What? What the heck! He said he wants to be friends. -I wanna get along with the members~ Don't you get along with them enough already? NOT AT ALL! When the camera's off they don't even talk to me. Those on the upper row; Yokoyama, Oda and Oguri. Oguri Yui Oda Erina Yokoyama Yui Hayasaka Tsumugi What do you think of me? Do you want to be friends with me? I don't wanna. QUICK STRIKE Muramoto, who wants to be friends with the members that much... What we have prepared today is... A large number of sweets from Tokyo that are loved by the members. There are suprisingly 50 of them. HOWEVER! KAMOME (Seagull). Actually, Muramoto is a huge sweet tooth! He will never simply let AKB eat them! Tonight is a serious battle for the sweets between a 35-year old, grown man and the girls! It's a 2 vs 2, with Paradise. Using unfair methods, the sleazebag Muramoto aims to eat the sweets! Do the AKB members have the chance to prevail!? Subbed and translated by Nagatsuki Nura (nagatsukinura119.tumblr.com) Encoded by TNT48 This program is brought to you by these sponsors! Why did Matsumoto want to have this sweets battle? You all don't know how to eat delicious sweets. How to eat delicious sweets? -It's too bad for you girls. Delicious way to eat? Like, when you get bashed by haters on Twitter, that's when the sweets are actually delicious. That's the worst! Horrible So, I want to show you how to enjoy the sweet taste of victory. For example, Kawamoto in the first row. Yes. -Get over here. Kawamoto Saya What is it? -Do your best! You might get to eat something good. That's great! I want you to enjoy the taste of victory. By arm-wrestling! Disadvantage for a girl... But I'm weak! I wonder if I have some grip strength... That's what you think, right? Show us your arm. See? See what? My arm is really thin. -That's certainly right. This isn't an arm of a man. Right. That's why you can relax. My legs and arms are thin, but I have a fat body, I have a body of a chicken. He's obviously lying! You can do it, Sayaya! Wait, where's the camera? To all the fans! Sorry for being able to do this despite not buying their CD! YOU'RE THE WORST! I'm sorry, dear fans! Let's do this! Alright. Get ready. We'll start when I say it. YOU CAN DO IT! -Ready, go! No mercy I'm sorry! Despite all those things I said. There won't be enough for the members! Why!? -What the heck! THIS IS GOOD! This is melting, so I'm having a new one. EEEEEH!!! I'm eating this, I'm eating this. Kizaki Yuria You're gonna arm wrestle too!? Fine, I'll do it. NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'! With that, Kizaki is nominated as a member who has most confidence in arm wrestling! You female monkey! Do your best! It's a female monkey! It's Nagoya's female monkey! BRING IT ON, PUNK! THE SWEETS ALL BELONG TO ME! Bring it on! What's wrong? Let's go. Fans, sorry about this! Hang on. What? She's different (than Kawamoto). I'm pretty strong, you know. Ok, let's go. Go, go! Hold your strength, hold your strength! He's not holding his strength! -No he's not. You're noisy! -I'm noisy, he said. Why are you cowering against a girl in the first place? -Yeah, you're not confident? Let's go! Ready, go! GO! You've got to be joking! Go, go, go, go, go! IT'S A GREAT MATCH! Yuria! I did it! I did it! Yayyyy!! This is frustrating~ He got the sweets. The members are now burning against the low-life Muramoto's tyranny! And the next battle is...! Let's go. -What is it? -The chosen battle is... Balloon Sword Fight Battle! What's that? -What? It's simple! Players will attach a balloon on their heads and hit their opponent's balloon. The first one to blow their balloon will lose. What the winner for this game will earn is...! This won a prize in the grand prix of a sweets contest in Jiyugaoka. This Tochi-Otome Cheese Cake. Who wants to eat this sweets? Ok, Iwatate-san raised her hand first. (TL: But Yuiringo raised hers first...) Iwatate Saho is chosen, whom Muramoto clearly views as being weak. Do your best! Saho-chan looks weak~ No~ please don't say that~ There it is! BURIKKO! (TL: Burikko- woman or girl who acts cute by playing innocent and helpless. It's Sahho's character.) She looks so weak! Are you ready? -Yes. This is scary. -Ready! Start! Go go go! -You can do it! The serious battle for the sweets. First both players are distancing from each other. Where is he going? Ow! Oh my word! For some reason Muramoto's attacking Nishino! He hit me! That hurts! Saho, watch out! He's blocked Iwatate's attacks! What a miss! Aaaah! No! Kyaaa! WAAAAH! COMPLETE CHANGE I WANNA EAT IT! Hang on! Hang on, wait a sec. Wait a minute! Your character somewhat changed! And the battle goes on! Wait! HER FACE IS SERIOUS! Iwatate who has abandoned her Burikko character! Will she win at this rate?! No! Stop evading! Oh! She dropped Muramoto's sword! Iwatate has dropped hers too! What will happen!? Game over! This is strange! This is weird! This is a little weird. What is? -You're weird, for attacking like that. Manager-san! Give her a drug test! Suspected of doping This is crazy. Muramoto easily wins 2 times in a row! And the next one is...! Tug-of-war Battle! It's a tug-of-war battle! Again, Muramoto has an advantage? It'll be alright. I didn't tell you? I've rope allergy. Really? I really don't want to touch it. Maybe we should change. We can do a different battle. We'll do tug-of-war! The result doesn't change He doesn't change it at all. -Alright! This time, the reward for the winner is... This Blueberry Tart with balanced sweetness! You can only have this perfect sweetness with blueberries! And here's a proposal from the members... How about 4 against 1? -We'll lose otherwise! Let's do 4 against 1! Ok I get it. This is ok, right? With this huge amount of players... Get him! You can do it! This is certainly a crisis for Muramoto. What will he do? I don't mind giving you the sweets if you win, but somehow it feels unfair. I want you to eat the sweets after winning with sweat. Why don't I fight against 2 of you? Just once, let's do that because... You saw me just now, right? I have about the same strength as Kizaki-san. I think 2 of you can win against that much strength. I don't think so. -That can't be. Hey now... I get it. I get it already. I can assure you that much so, Then let's have one-on-one battle first. With his speech skills, Muramoto succeeded in having a one-on-one battle. Oguri Yui This looks bad! Strong fix Wait wait wait. If they had two players, I'm in trouble. Instinctive motive Ok, here we go. Break a leg! Here we go. Ready, start! Go go go! Yuiyui! Oh crap! That's enough. Stop it. Do your best! This will end badly. That was SO close! Go go go go! Ah, she gave up. She gave up... You should try your hardest till the end! You could've tried till the end. You look weak. This is not fair! Yeah! It's not fair! -They're just young girls! BOOOOOOOOOO!! Make it 2 on 1. -It has to be 2 vs 1. Then 2 is fine. 2 then. -It's a 2 vs 2 battle, with Paradise. EEEEHH!! EEHHH!! -No no no! Because it's a 2 vs 2 battle. 2 vs 4! -2 vs 4 it is! 4 vs 2! I'm counting on you! Let me tell you; Paradise is great at this. Paradise, you go on front. -Got it. Well, here we go. Ready, start! WHY! Surprisingly! The victory easily goes to AKB Team! Thus, the sweets reward goes to them! Wait a sec. DAMMIT! Finally, they get to taste the sweets to their hearts' desire. We're counting on Team 8's Hayasaka for a delicious food report. We're counting on the food report from Team 8's Hayasaka! It's good. -You're reaction's weak! Her reaction's so weak~ With AKB's first victory, Muramoto grows nastier! The next battle is... The battle is... Box-throwing Battle! What is a box-throwing battle? What do you mean by box-throwing? We will place 5 cardboard boxes in each players' positions. Then they will throw the boxes for 30 seconds. The player who throws more box from their position in the end will win. This one! And the reward is...! This sweets is made of peaches which are limited only during summer. This is a rare gem that blends with the region and season. What should we do. Do you want this? WE WANT IT! I wanna eat it~ Somehow only the strong ones are standing up. I'll choose those who are not afraid to die for variety's sake. Ogasawara Mayu Nakanishi Chiyori No no, we're weak. They're scary. I don't want to but, I choose Tano-chan! I really want to eat this. Let's hear Tano's enthusiasm. I really want to win when I see that despicable face! I want to eat it too. Ah! So annoying! This is the truth. So annoying... Everyone wants to eat this delicious stuff, don't they? They're so good, so it'll be a waste. You can do it! -Do your best! Start! The player who has the least box in the end wins It started as a great battle! Oh! Muramoto is using his height as a strategy to block Tano! Uuuu! Wait! Oh my! Now Tano's in the lead! But Muramoto's not showing any signs of losing! That hurts! Time's almost up. Game over! Game over! It's a draw! One more time! Change the member! Change members? -Why? Why!? Because she's already experienced. That's not right! Why?? I think she's playing this like a pro. I've never seen this kind of game. Nakanishi! I'll do it! I just have to throw them right? If you win... Can everyone else have them too? Alright. I'LL DO MY BEST! ROOT FOR ME! Ready, start! Even in the second round, they put up a good fight where non of them are deferring. Game over! -And the result... Did I win? Draw! Unexpected draw It's another draw even at the new round. What the hell are you doing? You can't have a draw in the second round! Why? I thought I won... You can't have another draw in the second round! It didn't go as I expected. Beyond expectations You... -What? You're experienced, aren't you? -No! This is my first time- -You made this game, didn't you?! I didn't! This is my first time playing! This is the first time an idol throws cardboard boxes this good. Why~? Taniguchi! Your turn. Surprisingly, a third round. Muramoto chooses Taniguchi, who he clearly sees as being weak. If you win this... But then, Muramoto's showing something unusual... I'm worried. *Pant* *pant* Ah! But he's exhausted. -It's your chance! It's a chance! -Keep it up! Not yet, not yet. We're doing this, are you ok? I can keep up... I'm ok... This looks bad. This is bad. Here we go. Ready, start! -I lied! The low-life Muramoto was completely faking being tired! It's hard to tell who will win! But he's clearly tired now! Furthermore, Kizaki and Tano come to the rescue! Do your best! No one can tell who'll win at this rate, but the girls are planning to finish him! Time's almost up. AKB is leading by a large margin! Game over! -And the game is over! With a score of 7-3, it's AKB Team's victory! Oh my gosh! DAMMIT ALL! This is so good! This is really delicious! -What's this? How does it taste? Yummy! -No way... Delicious! Oh my god! Oh my god, so good! Yum! TIME'S UP! This is not good. Time's up! Time's up. Please go back. Please return to the platform This is the life! This is too good. Director-san, please make them listen to me. Impossible to control Delicious! And then! That surprised me. Although we just got along... Hey... I just wanted to eat the cake with everyone... Is he crying? Is he crying? -He's crying? He's crying. -Crocodile tears? It looks real. Even though I lost? -It's ok. Come eat with us. Thank you! -Let's eat together. THESE ARE ALL JUST LEFTOVERS! Who has a bad eating manner like this? Up until now, Muramoto and AKB are on par. The girls are having a serious battle against a grown man! And the final battle is... Balloon-Shiritori Badminton! As the players pass the balloon to one another, they have to play Shiritori. They are only allowed to touch the balloon 3 times until they pass it to their opponent. This is ok, isn't it? To fight against the whole AKB? Obviously! Let's do this! This is like the deviation value of school girls' badminton club. This is good. We're all pretty active. Is that so? In this game, the first one to reach 3 points will win. Are you ok? -Ready... Start! AKBINGO. GORIRA (Gorilla). RAPPA (Rapper). PANTSU (Pants). TSUBAME (Swallow). MEDAKA (Japanese rice fish). KAMOME (Seagull). I don't like this! Nishikori Kei? (A Japanese professional tennis player) The childish Muramoto made a head-start by doing a smash during 'KAMOME'. Hold on a sec. We will never lose! Among all the battles I had, I think I'm doing this the best. Here we go. -Muramoto said that, but... After this, he makes continuous errors. MOMO (Peach). Too bad! 4 touches so he's out So weak! Ready, start! AI... aiya! AKB Team gains 2 points and almost reaches the goal. One more! One more! One more! Will they get the sweets with this energy!? It's 2-1 now. -We'll win at this rate. Let's do our best! Ready, start! 'RE' from KUTABARE (Drop dead)! RENKON (Lotus root)- AHHH! {TL: You lose in Shiritori if your word ends with the sound 'n') RENKON (Lotus root)- AHHH! The 17-year old Kawamoto made a huge error!! All I thought was 'RENKON'. Why did you come up with 'RENKON'? Because, if I said 'REMON' (Lemon), it still ends with 'n'. All of them ends with 'n'! Yeah, 'REMON'. It all ends with 'n'. -This is hard. Hey Tano-san. You were terrible. You said with this look, "Aside from 'RENKON' and 'REMON', there's"... "RENTOGEN (X-ray)". Lame! That's so lame! 'RENTOGEN'. Shut up! -You said, 'RENTOGEN'. I really want to see your head's X-ray! MAD Let's do this! -Last one! After this! It's finally the conclusion!! KOIBITO (Lover). Balloon Badminton for the sweets! Both sides are not deferring, and now on a match point! Will the low-life Muramoto get the sweets? Let's go! Ready, start! MOMONGA (Japanese flying squirrel). GAMBA OOSAKA (Japanese professional association football club). 'KA' from GAMBA OOSAKA. KAABI (Kirby). I... INU (Dog). Eh? 'Nu'? NUI... (TL: Go Yuuchan go!) Eh eh? -INU, INU. NUIGURUMI (Stuffed toy)! 'Mi', 'mi, 'mi. MIKAWA KENICHI (Japanese singer and TV personality). CHOKOREETO (Chocolate). TONARI NO TOTORO (My Neighbor Totoro). 'RO', 'RO', 'RO'. ROORU KEEKI (Roll cake). KITSUNE (Fox). NEKO (Cat). KOIBITO (Lover). TOMATO. What? -TOMATO. TONBO (Dragonfly). BOORU (Ball). RUBII NO YUBIWA (Ruby's finger). WANAGE (Ring toss). GEEMU (Game). It's Muramoto's victory! Wait a sec! It's Muramoto's victory! He just pushed it downwards! Like this! He did that! Until the end, he used a childish way to win! He just pushed it down! GAME OVER! With that, Muramoto's eating all the cakes! See you again next week! You uglies, uglies, uglies~! After this, we'll show you a sneak peek for next week's episode! To know more about AKB members, Subbed and translated by Nagatsuki Nura (nagatsukinura119.tumblr.com) Encoded by TNT48 This program is brought to you by these sponsors!