Funniest Offensive Memes #12 by sssleepymemes

My little brother is at that awkward age right now where he's asking me a lot of weird questions about sex. Just the other night, he asked me, is that the best you can do? Yo, those shoes are kind of nice, what brand are they? Guess. Dude just tell me. Guess. Okay, but that's not the same. That's not the same. It's not the same. I don't know. You don't know. You know why you don't know? Because you don't think. That's why. You don't think. You never figured out how to think. You have been hating on me for three months. So here's what I found out. Your parents don't even have legal custody of you. There's no sign of your dad. Your mom's in prison for aggravated assault. You live with your grandparents. And your grandfather died. Join my discord, link in the description. If you're enjoying the video, make sure to like. It helps the video out. I know a dream. Do I see every part of me? Raise my hand. Oh, I fall. I got a question for the females. Yeah, I got a question for you. Why do you call women females? Why don't you just call us women? That's a woman? How are you going to assume that I'm gay just because I have rainbow hair wearing a rainbow shirt? I got a rainbow prize like me. Yeah, and how are you going to assume that I'm racist just because I hate Nick? Is Nick a 30 family friendly? I am family friendly. Back when I started my channel, I actually played games that weren't family friendly, but you'll never hear me swear. Wow, dude. Excuse me. Stay back. Hey, stay back. Stay back. Why didn't you tell me? Well, because I wanted us to fail. Who is responsible for Apple Music lyrics? Hey, bro. Why didn't you tell my friend to record this, bro? Don't you want to be my friend? Cash out. All I do is cash out. Anything at all. Get up out my trap house. I've been selling drugs since like the fifth grade. Never made no difference what this shit made. My God. Drops are in. Come up. I dropped a lot and I came up. Hey, seriously, if you just tell me whose this is, I'm not going to be upset. I'm telling you. It's not mine. What's up, guys? It's Kwan Dale Dingle here. You can tell me to fix my eyeliner, but sweetheart, you need to fix your attitude. Mr. Wayne. Are you currently in the market to adopt a child? Yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. Wow. Are you looking for more of a base model orphan or one that has more upgraded features? Yep. Like cooking or driftwood art? Gymnastic ability? Yep. Close up street magic a la David Blaine? All of it sounds great. Really? Because all of it sounds like me. Mr. Wayne. Do you think you'd be interested in adopting me as your future orphan son? Definitely. Oh, this is great. Because all I want is to get adopted so I can finally stop being alone. A baby born with two penises? Has the bigger one certain? Nigga, why would they take away his bigger one? Niggas just be hating. I know the doctor was a small dick ass nigga, bro. Wow. I know the doctor was angry, bro. And he got a baby with a bigger dick than you, bro. Of course. Bro, nah. L doctor, bro. Now, listen, bro. What would you do if someone knocked your ass out and then just started teabagging you? Bro, that's a crazy ass question. I don't know. Like, lick they nuts or something? Oh, my God. What did you do that for? I'm waiting. Kayla, this is your birthday cake, baby. Look at that. Birthday cake or volcano. Somebody call it volcano. Or choo-choo train, right? In my country, we just call it an onion. Onion. Okay, we put fire. Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together. Brighter than a lucky penny. When you're near, the rain goes, disappears, dear. And I feel so fine. Just to know that you are mine. I had sex for a double cheeseburger with bacon. Last year, I lost my virginity at the lake. Since then, I've slept with king guys. When my son was teething, he used to like to take the big fat rubber end of my vibrating toothbrush and put it in his mouth. On. And he'd just kind of sit there like, oh, yeah, that feels good. That hits the spot. What do you mean by that? Okay, don't freak out. Huh? You're Spider-Man? But you're- That's not true. That's a stereotype. I understand why you think that Russia is. Okay, look, look what I'm gonna do. Okay, okay. I'm gay! Nothing happened. Guess why? Because nothing will ever happen. It's a stereotype. It's okay to be gay in Russia. I don't understand why you keep creating these stereotypes. 9-11 changed everything. Peter, you didn't even know what 9-11 was until 2004. That's not true, Brian. I remember 9-11. Huh. Must have been a woman pilot, eh? He and my boyfriend wanted to try this stuff. How good is that? Yeah, it's pretty good. We should try it. No, John. No. He was so boring. Do a magic trick for me. No, go away. You're not magic. I'm about as magic as your dad, mate. And he disappeared, didn't he? Hey! I had a boy about the same age as me turn to me and say, Oh, what happened to your face? And I looked him dead in the eye and I said,