Badly Translated American Civil War | StarvHarv | History Teacher Reacts

hey there Mr Terry High School history teacher welcome back to another history teacher reacts video all right we've got some American history lined up and it's going to be very accurate I know it even though this video is titled badly translated American Civil War so this is from a channel favorite starv Harve who by the way is going to be a contestant on the next episode of History Showdown my live history trivia game show he is matched up with a couple other European content creators including living ironically in Europe and lavad so make sure you check that out sub to the channel you will see the anoun Ms enable those notifications all right this original video is down below please support him he's got a great video series going here and he just keeps getting better and better all right let's check this out all right the only thing I'm afraid of is if maybe the South wins the American Civil War this time I don't know we'll see how bad the translations uh mess it up I translated a timeline of the American Civil War through languages with terrible translation quality this was the result November the 6th 1860 Abraham Lincoln was selected as the American president he was elected is the president of the country against the spread of the slave1 on February so the slavery question obviously was a big deal going into 1860 we're going to see the secession of States immediately even before he's inaugurated are going to start doing that but yes it was basically an issue that just kept getting kicked down the road further and further by earlier presidents like Buchanan but now it's like they got to decid on what to do in Montgomery Alabama Montgomery organized the SN provinces of American composition the broadcaster Montgomery agrees that Jefferson Davis is the mid president of the now I know vlogging through history Chris probably did way better job at at probably getting the original like potential translations there I'm going to be doing my best here but yes I mean secession did not start in Alabama but um they're definitely going to be one of them States broadcaster Montgomery agrees that Jefferson Davis is the mid president of the United States of America well he didn't run for president president of the United States going to be the president of the Confederacy though ail the 12th by the way wait I just noticed something there's like a overlaid like twitch chat in the bottom left what did it say the United States of Amica okay it's just W's L and then you see that one that says Eric from Eric sha I hate my wife America April the 12th fire staff building fort Su South Carolina fire staff building firing on Fort Sumpter it should be kind of the first I guess You' say battle of the Civil War in South Carolina but yeah it's the kind of the official start um they wanted the troops cuz they had seceded South Carolina had seceded and they wanted federal troops out of Fort Sumpter but they were like no we ain't leaving all right battle time the Civil War is official it is on April 15th President Lincoln will present a public statement about the elevation and ask 75,000 milliseconds to stop the application so by the way Lincoln's whole campaign going in there was essentially like slavery was going to kind of remain like in his campaign it just didn't want it to spread f further which was unacceptable to Southerners also this is still an era of Western Migration and Western colonialism Manifest Destiny I mean there's still a lot of stuff going on in territories and potential States and that would been the big question was what to do about slavery and all those new places are being colonized Out West Lincoln joins 43,000 volunteers on May the 3rd to increase the number everyday teams link May the 24th American power is transferred to the PTO River and the miracle of Robert EI Portuguese Elmer ellworth somehow they how did they screw up Lee so bad how did you get I Portuguese Elmer Ellsworth 11 kilometer owner of Mars order house was a foot commander in New York City and friend of Lincoln he still removing the candy flag from the roof that's that's that's what he's doing I mean it's been up there so long I mean those anti- candy flaggers they grabbed it and threw it up on a roof get of this candy flag get out of here Ellsworth is the first American official to celebrate the war yeah this rock late May Richmond is Richmond was the second place in the Amal Gambia and the most industrialized City June the 3D and i' say something because the South was not industrialized their economy was built on that it was raw resource um uh acquisition but yeah Richmond's going be capital and it was called on rich that's what the north was hoping you could get there but it was a lot harder than that and they invaded all the way down though down the coast the first disaster in the east of the United States and the federal army in the west of Virginia the great batal Al the first battle in the world in Virginia June the there never been a battle in the whole world bicycle convention they end cut it was isolated from Western Virginia yeah see can't have two Virginia official design and accepted of 35 so not only did Virginia split into West Virg Virginia northwest Virginia was like screw this whole West Virginia yes ju yeah they they thought the West Virginians and the regular V Virginians were all idiots they were very they were they that was the woke West Virginia 21st boran's battle the first written close to the Virginia Mana media the United Nation's organization McDow weapons forced to protect Washington okay uh July 1861 North Korea a series of and Technology coures from Washington DC series of global Works technology so they' just been sleeping this whole time it's the 1860s I mean Japan is about to invade them here in a couple decades August attemp after the death of the disaster in leyon the Army has withdrawn from the federal attack oh no that's right there was an invasion of France highlight the strong confession of the Mississippi River October the 21st Battle of ball Bluff Edward D Baker president of Oregon president of Lincoln and his friend led the Army back to the pontac river to return to the river was a big Geographic barrier in the war by many drawings of the archipelago like all of them oh gosh look at the one on the right there's too many drawings stop stop drawing and then like fall into the water 1862 February the 16 Donaldson Tennessee the river left the river under heavy control not fun cumland the Chamberlin Gap February the 22nd Jefferson Davis was the president of the United States the Confederate United States I'm Chang in team March the 7th to the 8th Battle of P the American victory interrupted the administration of the Missouri River relaxing in Missouri he damned it up um March the 8th customer service surveillance and marijuana Virginia first Iron Gate a battle on the Hampton Road on the Virginia Coast on March the 8th Virginia destroys two wooden cross the line no okay I thought the guys this is going to take take some of you back if you're older but do you remember the guys in Seinfeld that stole ela's armoir I remember that for some reason when they brought this up it's war on March the 9th the the USS and two classes of iron battles and many other injuries were monitored April the 6th first battle the first day of the fight is considered the first day of Albert Sydney Johnson's battle the veterinary of Independence and the Mexican war oh Mexican war okay that was uh 1848 I mean that already ended but uh you know that that brought in a whole bunch of problems the United States had to deal with I mean the United States basically a third of it was added or third I mean what's today a third of the United States was basically added by the Mexican-American war in the 1840s which brought the whole slavery question up again because you know up to that point remember the whole thing was like even state or even amount of slave states and free states and that just getting Kick the Can down the river so much land was added though um uh in those uh conflicts with Mexico thanks pulk the alliance winning is no longer available in uiss ass uiss ass Grant just Alliance warship David fat delivered a conference Shield to the map of the Mississippi River Fleet arrived on April the 2 canni two days The Fortress Falls with Alliance power and the mouth of the Great River is under the control of the United States Mississippi maybe May the 25th battle two weeks of maneuvering and fighting Cross Keys and the Royal front a comparative group this might be the weirdest of the translation videos we've seen you know how most of them you could get like a decent idea of what they're talking about I feel like I'm struggling with this one more than any other time all right there's stone wall Stonewall Jackson attacks us Winchester and will succeed with the city May the 31st fight week commander of Virginia's merger Robert E Lee turned the recovery to change his name to North Virginia we're going again ex if we're going to have a Virginia and a West Virginia there needs to be North Virginia but when already saw them they didn't like you virginas from that's just Robert El June the 6th Memphis Tennessee buckled Charles Davis's American fruit exhibition was successfully defeated by the mississipp river and Memphis July the 17th president president president president president president president president president president this statut it's just president to like the 20th power wait we got something coming out of the Declaration president president president president president president president president president president this stat act can increase the requirements of the previous legislation of sugar products allowing extensive bucking of ownership of confectionary products and preventing slave recognition and slave relief August the 30th second Baran it's like are they are they dancing around like uh like Emancipation Proclamation battle which means the second Manas if case you needed to know December the 24th Jefferson Davis writes a warranty statement to the American Benjamin Butler he's like Jefferson Davis you know how he actually got his his you know wealth and stuff he was selling um extended car warranties bidden to treat the privates of New Orleans in this profession there is a declaration that the Declaration must be sent to the individual states not as black americ Soldier or white offic the end of the war which is designed by Lincoln judge to the war 1863 July the 1st process was a war action that repeated itself as free emphasizing the black team and clearing southern white this announcement was an they talking about like segregated groups that were up there fighting for the union I guess important circular point in the US war and inoss changes in order to rebuild the UN oh was a better Union without condemnation I did not know there was a un before like before War II I mean we had the League of Nations before that but okay there was a secret early one created maybe after the Seven Years War April 1863 Eastern Alliance in Virginia freb okay is sold in Fredericksburg the federal army launched a campaign in Victors BG the last confession to the vi we're finally getting some actual events sort of referenced here May the 1st the association Parliament accepts the retal team of Emerson Davis this law believes that the judge is tantal for the rebellion of slaves Army and the black teeth are sent to the country which is ended or loved going to get to the dentist campsite plan is dismantled and EU forces are being withdrawn win Lee the EU is there see you know how they were talking about you know like they invaded France earlier hey there was support from the foreigners they were kind of seeing remember the United States has a lot of business now that they're an independent nation with foreign Nations better want to see that they get raw goods from America a great sacrifice will be destroyed including the stone wall cbate de Jackson close enough close enough he did die of Friendly Fire but you know it's amazing how he died with the essentially Friendly Fire um at night when he should have died probably so many other times actually in battle May the 10th after Lee Jefferson asked Davis to take Virginia they're mixing them up June the 9th the Battle of Brandy Station boat riding America crosses the rapan river what a battle discovering that Lee people are going to the shando valley Valley descant there's something there as Vicksburg Alliance I'm waiting for the Battle of Sho Farms the northernmost battle even more north than Gettysburg Mississippi Rivers being up to a l i I mean I know it's important in the Civil World they fought all around it people love to think it was all over just like totally like East Coast no man Mississippi is the it's the lifeblood it's the main artery of the US June the 14th Battle of second Winchester protection of the EU Army under the Robert Mill Army and Chando Federal Valley June the 28th gettysb campaign continues confirmation passes through Norther battle fedal Republic of the bridge on fire and refused access to Oriental Beach oh sylvana has fallen billions specific July the 30th Lincoln is a public order of 252 responding to the refusal to treat a black soldier as a white Soldier I mean that's what people love to bring up you know that he didn't necessarily have these like equal racial views and say they were equal there just as like hey we just can't expand slavery replacement Dental systems were effectively disabled that will help the no Lawrence William bake krail in the storm of the Day Killers Ral oh jeez Missouri gorilla attack Missouri gorilla attack do you guys know there are gorillas in Missouri that's actually where harambe was from and Destroy most cities not Missouri gorilla around 150 men and boys killed September the 9th he was saved by a moderate campus in tenness and immediately stopped North Georgia yeah hate nor you got to hate North Georgia September the except the heart of the Georgia down south you got to get them damn hatl 19th the army of the United States of Cumberland misspelling ofland of William C rosam December the 8th if Lincoln promises the United States you will be able to squeeze the people it's true that's what he was doing you know how he said Like A House Divided itself cannot stand let's that's why you sque you squeeze it who participated in the out and issue a statement on the uniform and reconstruction yeah I got a 1864 on February the 9th 109 us officers will run the news and fight the war 48 new place in two bays okay before the invention of Flight Before the in of flight think how much of advantage that would have been February the 27th Camp Sumpter prison is known as Andersonville prison Andersonville okay this Camp is for extreme tooth conditions and high level of equity the third time they mention teeth this Camp is famous for extreme tooth conditions high level equality between teeth this is when the British came in and were flashing their Chompers at Us February the 17th the first successful assault of the Civil War in 1995 hungry defeated and did not listen until the attack was okay so I'm thinking uh a couple things here maybe they mixed up with some other War at the Balkans in 1995 getting involved there uh but maybe it's a different type of hunger I mean h NG r y That's like you're feeling hunger not the you know not the country but I'd like to imagine that it's somehow a mix of both out April the 9th Battle of pleasure Hill in Louisiana the US Army was defeated by Richard Taylor total after rushing in The Fort Pillow downtown and rejected something guys if you were an adult like me do you wish it was still socially acceptable to build like pillow and couch forts I think it is but examined the store should pillow keeps emotional problems in the rest of the war stolen by Forest reputation May the 14th the shaman champion of Johnson is blocked by Tennessee take precautionary measures that do not order additional Arabic yeah they that was part attack in that was part of it they were converting everyone to Islam and giving them the Torah ATT pet St petersb just petersb past the arm of James River and his army attacked the outer defense of James River after four days of blood environmental spending contributions tends to isolate the city since July the 2nd an army named Johnson a great discreet just a family of John after several weeks of maneuvering and fighting Johnson has been threatened by Shaman mobile not Shaman mobile the mobile service if you do that's sh Shaman mobile the exclusive phone company of Mongolia July the 17th I'd like to thank Joseph Johnson bellford Center for the Tennesse Army okay big shout out Kart July the 21st Battle of Atlanta second food according to Sherman reduces the strength of the alliance significant losses without posi got to take 30th the alliance Army was placed a big in the neighboring St Petersburg line it really is impressive how well the South did when they literally had the when the North had the UN and the EU and whatever that other one was supposed to be and and all in St Petersburg Russia the following dog on their side and the American Army and the cradle will remain unchanged I agree August the 5th Mobile Bay Admiral David faragut is an Amer Fleet to protect its mobile phone Alabama mobile covers and from strong fortifications and Southern flotilla August the 31st cath Jones Creek Georgia don't know what I do September the 1st food evacuated Atlanta getting out Sherman camps the city's Army and protects the next day September 29th the amalgamation is trying to return October the 19th the Battle of Seda Creek Virginia I've surprised the early morning attack how dare then we were trying to sleep in okay successfully attacked Jubal and I'm excited by shendan Army from Cedar Creek's Bank in Virginia at the end of the day General sh dra is placed on the flight November the 8th Abraham Lincoln is the president of the United States oh he finally they were taking so long to count the votes even though he's elect in 1860 they finally made it official here at the end of the term I think you mentioned December the 10th 1864 the cookie settings on this website are set to allow cookies to provide the best browsing experience possible if you continue to use this website without changing cookie settings all clicking accept below you agree to this so that that one at the bottom right that's like the famous like onlo vote from the Germans to Austria at World War II in like backing of Adolf Hitler yah and the nine like the yah was the big circle in the middle so it's yes for that and then nine it was the small small circle that's fun to share in class the Savannah Army will power an amalah Defender to take Fort magal and find the city got to get robot law 1865 over Savannah's Army departs Sherman's march February the 17 dude this is the time when they were just oh my gosh Sherman's march are just burning everything you did not want to be in the way of that the end ends South Carolina and confed SE Defender evacuated by Charleston South Carolina February the 22nd on the same day Joseph E Johnson ordered the Tennessee Army and ordered the deputy John B food was there any mclen stuff in here I didn't see any March the 4th Lincoln second president of Abraham second well okay second term here we go who was the first March the 16th and the 19th Shaman's Army stops the northern leadership of so interesting with that with kind of the politics of Sherman's March how it definitely was meant to make Lincoln look better as far as the war was going on because you know when you're in a war and you have an election coming up the war needs to be going well for people to stand by you so Sherman's march definitely had some political uh motivation behind it of trying to rush to get this thing over with by you know like by election time or at least very close to it otherwi was still seems like a stalemate or something you may not be uh you may not be there but that happens in wars in history you know in democracies Wars got to be going well come election time or you are out of there fet bille but he managed to avoid the power that was given and ly April the 1st five fork conference version deciding that the Lee champion will leave the she line from out of here it's over April the 2nd St Petersburg general terms and condition April the 3 the US Army is from Richmond damn this whole time they've it all now the seam Virginia a part of the old town on the beach is engraved and true April the 14th time for the surrender John wil Fort ster from and South Carolina are the same day oh yeah you become the president you just killed the other one April 15th Andrew Johnson was the president of the United States y so they would by I guess they I mean they tried to get in the they definitely tried to get in the Lincoln assassination and stuff Andrew Johnson was his uh for the second term for his presidency was the vice president cuz he was a southerner technically and was hoping to appeal to those sentiments a very politically supposed to be a very strategic you know campaign type of appointee for a running mate the 26th Joseph Johnson signed a document to hand over the Army and the army of Tennessee at Army conference May the 12th is held in palito ranch in okama prefecture contact now April the 26 see if they can try to get appa's Courthouse Simon bolivard bucker agrees that the trans Mississippi Army that's not what that means the trans Mississippi Army was their own they had their own 186 their own regiment maybe the last major missile will officially be civil war will officially be transferred to the Civil War just just as it was getting over the missiles were there all right final thoughts all right I do think that was the wackiest translation I have seen in any of his videos I was getting really lost and I hope it wasn't just because I had these giant voids of American Civil War history but it was getting pretty wild there but I guess we were able to pick some of the major events from that but anyways always entertaining again come see Harve coming over to history Showdown sub to the channel and you will see those notifications and announcements heading your way all right we'll see yall next time bye [Music] [Music]