The Rock & Kevin Hart Bromance Part 4 Funniest Moments - Roasts - Impressions

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What?!
Wow.
What?!
Gee gosh, would I love a lollipop in the stack of pancakes.
Don't get excited.
Watch my hair.
Guys, do we have a muzzle?
Move, move that ball.
This is how Kevin made it in Santa.
Move, move that egg.
Taking a lot of balls to the desk.
Oh, I wonder what you are.
That thing in your back is just a microphone.
Hey, you guys want to see an impression of Dwayne The Rock Johnson right now when he's
the wrestler?
I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do to you.
Tonight, I'm going to show you tomorrow.
Look how wonky he keeps it.
Yeah, that means there's a problem.
Yeah!
This is called Dick in the Tree.
Stop, man.
We've got puppies!
Puppies!
Yo, big shout out right now.
Central Intelligence promo, but now we have to take it to the streets.
To all the real motherfuckers out there, this is for y'all.
For the street motherfuckers.
The street motherfuckers.
You know who we talking about?
Come on.
I'm talking about you, T-Top.
Hey!
I'm talking about you, Titty Mac.
Hey!
I'm talking about you, Roy the Boy.
What?!
I'm talking about you, Aunt Edith No Circumcised.
Terry, you know who I'm talking about.
What?!
Shout out to you.
Dick been in the streets for a minute.
Dude, we out here, dude.
We out here, dude.
Word.
Real motherfuckers get real dog.
Favorite, don't mess with me.
My eyes hurt.
Shit!
Fuck.
Yeah.
And then?
If they are intimidated, what would you do?
No, he's trying to intimidate you now.
That's the look.
Not really working.
Yeah, it didn't work.
No, shit.
I like you so much.
Soul gazing.
That's DJ.
DJ, if he looks in your soul, you'll melt.
Right now.
Don't, don't do it.
See, you didn't see the latest version.
Latest version.
He takes off his pants.
That's DJ's butt.
They didn't show me that, so I was very disappointed.
See, you had to very disappoint us.
I was aiming for that to come out.
As soon as I see it, it's on my hip.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm literally...
I don't know.
The goose is loose.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm saying, I'm saying we pitched tents.
If here's the line, then that's where he just went.
Okay.
There's a tent that need to be pitched.
Well, it just got pitched.
Wants to see butt.
She just wants to see butt.
She's a, she's a butt lover.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't say that on camera.
Yeah, you're a butt lover.
Some women love butt.
Some women are like, hey, I want to see butt.
It's a dick joke.
It was a hard dick joke.
Thanks for clearing it up, man.
Pitching tents.
If you under the sheets and you get it wrecked,
the sheet go up.
It looks like a tent.
You see what I'm saying?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Now, I won't ask you to show me, but okay.
I'm going to go and sit again now,
because obviously I have to see the non-PG version.
We got to send you the real.
Yeah.
But I hope everyone else likes it.
See, she said butt.
She said butt.
It's so bad.
So bad.
I use a butt double.
You use his butt.
My butt is just bad.
Use Dwayne's butt.
No, I accidentally used the white butt the first time,
but I didn't know.
I can look at a person and go,
I know what you're thinking,
before you say it, I know.
Like right now, you're like.
Oh.
Tell me about what I was thinking.
Right now, what you're thinking is,
can he really read my mind?
Yeah, see that?
I saw it.
The Rock has tiny muscles.
The Rock has...
Did he say butthole?
The Rock has tiny...
Asshole.
Okay, go.
All right.
Am I black?
No.
All right, okay.
Korean dicks are bigger than you.
Do you really think that I'm going to play the flute?
Did I get it?
His first name is Pedro.
Oh!
Right?
Pedro Martinez.
Hey, almost.
No.
Listen.
That shit!
Oh my God!
Why didn't you guys tell me?
I got beaten by paper and scissors.
This motherfucker just said a whole paragraph.
Give me his voice.
Is his voice like...
Okay.
Do.
Instead of saying you, he goes,
do.
Do.
We'll get the letter Z.
Oh, Z.
Yes, yes, yes.
Z on your butt.
Kevin is just a snack-sized Denzel.
Kevin sucks a donkey's dock.
I got something like that.
But Kevin...
Kevin...
Is a...
Snack-sized...
Salad tosser.
Denzel.
Salad tosser.
Denzel.
Sexual salad tosser.
Yes.
Director who made him famous is Robert Rodriguez.
Is that correct?
Who made him famous in the States.
Yes.
Yes, like a Pedro.
You didn't know that.
Stop judging me.
No, no.
No.
Robert Rodriguez.
There was people here in Spain.
Yes.
He played Zorro.
Yes.
Got it.
Done.
All right, here we go.
You say the word in Spanish and we're going to do it.
Espia.
Chulazo.
They're slippers.
They got me.
La roca.
Yay.
La roca.
Onigarnia.
Iinental.
Onigarnia.
Onigarnia, oh, unicorn, that's you.
Yes.
Cloqueta.
Pimientos del Padrón, pimientos del Padrón, pimientos del Padrón, pimientos del Padrón.
So some of the similar things that my character went through in the movie, I went through too as well.
But he was Mr. Popular.
He had a, what do you, how do you say it in Spanish? Fucked up mustache.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, there you go.
What, how do you call it?
Mijote.
Yes, yes.
Oh, that's good.
This is good.
Shit.
Forever.
But, but here's the thing, I will say, I mean this is good, your Spanish is so on point,
but I just want to say to all my fans, which is the entire country, I just want to say
thank you for all the love and all the support.
I'm just going to speak English because my Spanish is very limited because the only Spanish
I knew is from my old Spanish girlfriend.
Ay papi.
Ay muy grande.
I don't know what that means.
El pillo como poquito.
I don't know.
Okay, you have a lot of projects around that you could have chosen.
You picked this one.
Why?
Good.
You got it?
You got it.
Okay.
Muy bien.
Fantástico.
Caramelo.
Chocolate.
Camin.
And then.
Also.
Como se dice chemistry?
Chimera.
Tecoto.
Perfect.
It's so good.
Best answer ever.
You take this one.
Muy grande.
Caramelo.
Muy grande.
Vanillito.
Shit.
No.
That's not.
Chocolate.
Oh, chocolate.
Yes, yes.
Chocolate.
Muy bien.
No, not poquito.
Not poquito.
Anything.
Muy grande.
Grande.
No, no poquito.
You know.
Jumanji.
Grande.
Kevin Hart.
Movie macho star.
Kevin Hart.
Another perfect interview.
Perfect.
Easy.
Jalapeno.
Pina.
Here we are.
Jumanji.
Premiere.
The Junkhead is.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
I can't do it.
No, go ahead.
I'm just.
Wow.
That's so.
Brother.
Offensive.
That's not offensive.
That's how you pronounce it.
That's not.
Wow.
Guys, I'm sorry.
That's not.
I'm sorry, guys.
Can we all agree that I'm doing a very good.
Fucking asshole.
Naranja.
Banana.
This is a.
Barrel.
Biverol.
