The Rock & Kevin Hart Bromance Part 7 Funniest Moments - Roasts - Impressions

Why is the baby walking like that? That we cannot do. But other than that, if you get his food right, he's happy. Who put the cheese in my eggs? I'm not coming on my trailer till somebody comes and confesses. Then he starts talking like Vin Diesel, like, Now, now, now looks like work's gonna start a little late. Plus there's about ten more Fast and Furious. I'm sure they'll be like, Hey, let me get a minute. He needs to be in that. He can take over Vin. I don't know if you want me. I'll just leave you there. And then The Rock will be over. And then you will see me in Fast 9. Daddy's gotta rub his guns. I'm still trying to do your lines, but it's not that close. Daddy's gotta rub his guns. That's not how the way he said it, Kevin. Daddy's need some work. It's time to shoot. No, that's not it. Let me ask you this real quick. So, my catchphrase in Fast 7, Daddy's gotta go to work. What would yours be? Bitch, that's it. You'll see me in Ride Along 3. Shut the f*** up, Q. That's how you do it, right? Hey, can we shut the f*** up, Q? It's not what you told me you'd tell him. It's not like that. Shut the f*** up. It is, but it's not. And you slap him. Slap him in the face. No, that's not it. That's enough. Okay, let's get out of here. Rocket got me thinking about some of your classic matches. And if you were to reimagine one of them, or do one for an audience now, which match would it be? Him and Coco Beware. With the birds, yeah. It's one of the best. Bird man. Yeah, it's one of your best matches. Yeah, I saw that. That's one of the best. Remember that? You and Coco Beware. Bird shit right on my head, yes. Jumanji is hitting theaters everywhere. And when it hits theaters, that means it's hitting you. When you get hit, do what you do best. Sit down and accept that punch like nobody else. Why? Because it's got a lot of heart, and that heart is filled with Kevin. And if it's got Kevin Hart, that means you know it's got laughs. And if it's got laughs, that means you know it's got the funny. And I'll tell you what you don't need. You don't need muscle. Why? Because Dwayne The Rock Johnson's in this movie, and he's doing what he does best, which is raising his eyebrow. And Jack Black is giving you high kicks and body twists. Hey, you're talking a heart attack. And unless you want to get in that ring and get a triple bop pass, then I suggest you do what you do best and shut up! See? Before I get the beers. So what you do, take the kids, the wife, the aunt, the uncle, the cousins, any friend, any family. Don't go see Star Wars. Go see Jumanji and get eaten by something that you've never seen, like a big-faced hippopotamus or a rhinoceros or a snake or a jaguar or a cheetah. I'm the champ. My name is Kevin Hart, and I'm running out of mouth to talk. Woo-hoo! Do you think you guys will come together again and create another movie? That's a great question, man. 100%. That's a great question. Why do you think you're going to do that? Because of Kevin. It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter if you're going to come together and make another movie. It doesn't matter. Oh, my God. Don't say that. No. I've always wanted to do that, man. That's like... That's the YouTube. Sorry, man. You ever wondered what it would be like to go to the... Ow! I bit my tongue. To go to the center of the jungle. I'm talking about the jungle to Jumanji. The chills. The thrills. The danger. Yes. The snakes. Yes. The rhinos. Yes. The flesh-eating hippopotamuses. Yes. The announcers. I remember the announcers. Everything is the biggest thing. Oh, no! He's not going to do it! He better not! He's broken him in half! Oh, my God! That killed him! Everything's killed him. Yes. We're talking about a life-affirming adventure to the center of your soul. We're talking about Jumanji. I am finished with this promo. I ran out of gas at the end. It was great. Is your character wearing jorts in the movie because of the man in wrestling who loves jorts more than anyone else? Oh, John Cena? No, no, no. I'm wearing jorts because that's how, you know... Okay. Yeah. So maybe as a tip of the hat, like, hey, I wear jorts, too. Unless he was... John Cena does wear the man's jorts. The man's jean shorts. He wears either me, Roxanne, or jorts. The man's jean shorts. I remember that. Dwayne, we hear so much about your workout plan, and I'm curious if you could just walk me through a little bit about what it takes to be Dwayne Johnson. Oh, I'm glad you asked that question. First of all, you're Kathleen from Screen Junkies, right? I never forget a face. I never forget a thing. Mine's like a steel trap. Hey. Hello. Are you okay? I'm fine. Apparently, the whole cast is on a group text and no one invited me to join. Everyone knows I speak emojis. I wake up at 5 a.m. and do 27,000 rip curls. Bleed blood, sweat, tears. That's the approach that I take to life. That's how I approach everything. Life is a delicious drink that you have to suck deep. There's no time, like the present, to enjoy your loved ones, your family, your things, that, the other thing. Projects, I gotta go. Do your best impression of The Rock arguing with a waiter after finding a hair in his soup. Got it. Ready? Go. Me no eat hair. Ooh. Yeah, that's it. Uncanny. Feel home. Me feel good at home. Don't care who see me. Ah, you know, it's like, you know, Put your hand in the drink and drink it. You know, you do what you do. And if you do what you do, you know, you know, Can you give me a karate kick? No, Jack, whoa. Jack, whoa. With the pincer arms. Whoa. I wish I could do that, but my pants are way too tight. Wow. I don't even know how to. Literally a dream come true to be able to take on a project this big and have such a good cast, such a good team, from the producers to the studio to the director. I love acting. And then sometimes I have to remind myself that I love it. Even though it's a fun job, sometimes it's like a, it's an intense gig. And I have to remember, hey, snap out of it. You love this. Oh, yeah. And then I, I don't even remember what your question was. I just said, I'm just going to start talking. When it's time, when people look at me and it's my turn to talk, I'm going to speak from the heart. Probably clomp Mount Everest. Did I say clomp? You said clomp, but it's actually really cool. I've done it twice. It's a nice, it's a nice clomp. You'll have a good time. You're going to love it. Jack's actually bit my mom in San Francisco at the Gavin convention years ago. What did I do with your mom? No, no, you were, you bit my mom. We all sat together. No, he said you bit his mom. You remember that? In San Francisco. No, we met. He met my mom, not bit my mom. I thought you said he bit your mom. I was about to say you bit him. I said met. Okay. We're at Jumanji right now. We're in the jungle, baby. Come on. There's Kevin Hart. There we go. There's the crew. What's up, crew? There's the crew. We got Karen. There's Karen Gillan right there. We're in the jungle. And watch this. Here's a little surprise. Welcome to Jumanji. In the jungle chillin' with my guy, Jack. Yes. We're in the jungle. You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You're gonna rock. Nice to see you in the jungle. Welcome to the jungle. You bring me to your jungle. Well, that's enough. That is enough. One, two, three. Jumanji. Okay. I really wanted to say something else. What did you want to say then? Cheeseburger. That's always my question. It was Jumanji, right? You see me start thinking. It was Jumanji, right? Production just got shut down here on the set of Jumanji. It's not because of weather. Not because of the crazy environment that we're shooting in. It's because Jack Black needed to finish his rice. Jack, you good? I'm good. Yeah. Jack said I'm not shooting shit. So I finished my damn rice. Ain't that right, Jack? Do some good stuff. That's right. Jack said you can kiss my ass. Production can wait. You okay, Jack? Whoa. They gotta wait. Hey, big guy. Ready to shoot? Coming out. Dude, let's talk about some of these crew that you assembled and got together. There's like all-stars in the crew. It's like some bad-asses. I'm not going to name names because then everyone will be like, what about me too? But there's a lot of fucking all-stars in this crew. A lot of all-stars. And I was a little intimidated by the awesomeness of the crew. And I don't think I'm done. I think I still have another shot. Then I'm going to make another speech after my final shot. But I also really got to take a shit. See what I'm saying? Michael Jackson, if you want to battle, go Mike. Go Mike. That's all you got to do. He's right. Shamone! Ha! Shamone! Battle of the jams, it's a jam jam battle and you gotta have a jam and a jam jam jam! Yo, now that was actually good. That was good. I don't know what the fuck you did, but that was good. Well, anyway, let me say you're welcome. I just got stupid. Come on. You were supposed to get going. The band was together. Then I heard your voice. This is why you can't be in the band. Fuck this band. A, B, C, D, G, O, M, N, G. I had to run. You shot my cock. Now the damage is done. Shot in the cock. And you're too late. You give cock shots. That's a bad name. Well, I mean, that's where, there's the line. It's just too much. It's too much. You reverse and you play your game. You give cock shots. A bad name. And that's the end of the interview. That was great, thank you. I think the queen wants to come out.