Little Women. (2019) humor

It's Lori. I know. Good afternoon, Miss March. Oh, good afternoon. You're on fire. Thank you. You're on fire! Now, Joe. Don't touch me, thanks. I already feel ridiculous. I don't want to look it. You could be pretty if you try. I don't want to. I won't do it. Take this off and you'll see a perfect ringlet. I'm so sorry. What have you done? Sorry. I didn't know anyone was here. Not at all. Stay if you'd like. Miss March, isn't it? Yes, Mr. Lawrence, but I'm not Miss March. I'm only Joe. And I'm not Mr. Lawrence. I'm only Lori. I don't know how you do things here yet. You see, I've spent most of my life in Europe. Europe? Oh, that's capital! Okay. Joe, would you like to dance with me? I can't because... Because of what? Come in. Come in. Is that alright? Apologies for the chaos. Oh, Lori! Dress for festivities. Top hats and silks. I will. I'll wear my best silk. I'll be good for you, Saint Amy. I'll be good. Aren't you ashamed of a hand like that? No, I'm not. You know, I don't like them. Honestly, yeah. I mean, I think that they're not good. Who made you high priest of what's good and what's bad, huh? No one, and I'm not. Your reaction indicates that you must think there is some truth in it. My reaction indicates that you are a pompous blowhard. I have lots of wishes, but my favorite one is to be an artist in Paris and to do fine pictures. Don't play mother just because she's not home. We should make friends with him. Boys scare me. Latin is a privilege. Please, you have to learn this. I can't afford to lose this position. Just return to the Cicero. There's a girl out there. No, there is not. Yes, Mr. Brooke, there is a girl. No, there is not. Oh, there is a girl. That's a girl. Hello there! Are you hurt? I'm Amy. My hand, look! What richness! Are you scared of him? No, I'm not scared of anyone. He looks stern, but my grandfather was much more handsome. Joe, we do not compare grandfathers. You think he's more handsome, eh? Oh, no, actually, you are very handsome. I knew your mother. I wish to propose the admission of a new member. One who would be deeply, deeply grateful and would add immensely to the spirit of the club. I propose Mr. Theodore Loren. Absolutely not. There was no time like the present. Ladies, ladies, please, please! This is my strategy, my strategy. Stop looking at me like that! Oh, Joe! I never understood saving jewelry until marriage. You should have something that's just yours. A pretty thing should be enjoyed. Yes, a pretty thing should be enjoyed. I wish I could go to the debutante ball. Do you think this is a good idea? Looks like it's never done a day of work in its life and that ring is ridiculous. Joe gave me this ring. Is it a good idea? What would Joe say? Do you like how I look? No, I don't. Why not? I don't like fuss and feathers. You look beautiful. You are beautiful. I know something you don't know. Tell me this second! Has Meg perhaps mislaid a glove? Mr. Brooke has it! Yes! How do you know? I saw it. Where? In his pocket. All this time? Yes, isn't it romantic? No, it's horrid! I thought you'd be pleased. At the idea of anybody coming to take Meg away? No, thank you. I feel better about it when somebody comes to take you. I'd like to see anyone try it. I would like to see someone try it as well. Where'd you get the money? Well, I only sold what was my own. Joe! Your hair! You're one beauty. You look like a coy. Well, it doesn't affect the fate of the nation, so don't wail. No, my boot is stuck! Stop it, Joe! I can't get it out! Let me loose my boot! One day it will be your turn. I'd rather be a free spinster and paddle my own canoe. I'm just not good like Beth, so I'm angry and I'm restless. You don't have to stay here, Jo. Why should we run off and join a pirate ship? You can't be an answerer because I cannot go on! Like, love me, Joe! Are you okay? I would rather be dead. And you'd be ashamed of me. I love you, Jo. We can't help it even now. I think you're wrong about that, Jo. No. I think you will marry, Jo. I think you'll find someone above them. I'm starving. Jo, you might want to wait. I'm famished. But, Jo, dear, you have a guest. I don't know anyone. I'm sorry to intrude. It's you. It is all right. I got your address from Miss Kirk. Who is this? Who are you? I'm so sorry to intrude. I was close by and I thought I'd... But I'll be going. No, no. Please stay. We have more than enough room. Someone tell me who this man is. I don't want to be a burden. Oh, you're not a burden at all. Yes, of course. Please. I'm Laurie. Who are you? I'm Frederic Baer. We were at the same boarding house together in New York. Jo, you love him. What? No, I don't. Yes, you do. I am half as smart as you, but I can see it so plainly. You love him. Doesn't she love him? It's a good instinct. You love him. I have never seen you so happy. What else is love? You need to go after him. Laurie, prepare the horses. We can catch him before he gets on the train. Laurie, can you stop standing there? Go get the horses ready.