Parkour street rats - LONDON 🇬🇧

Oh yeah! I don't think I'm doing it right. I think your technique is better. Do you want to introduce the video with your corsol in your hair? Right, we're down three members today but we've making up for it with Stani and Lisa and Hazza. We're in lovely sunny Clapham today. First challenge of the day, just getting warmed up really. Yeah, there's a weird one. There's like a weird like pop to his lip here. Kind of crimpy, a bit awkward but let's see how it goes. I can't even see the lip, it's that small. Oh, that's kind of close you know. Obviously you don't want to be coming like majorly sliding sideways as you grab. Oh, not a bad effort. It's almost like you've got to reach further with your right and snake your left hand in a bit. Yeah, I'm grabbing it but I'm just swinging out. Josh! Last attempt, Josh got two hands. Very close. It would be rude not to hit the stack up, look at that. Tic-tacs when you have to run up dead straight on a thin wall are actually quite hard and this light here is a bit in its way. I think it's dealable though. Just about dealable. Need more speed I think. Finally connected on that one, felt nice. Honestly, wait until you see these wicks at the end. We should clip bait the bricks, the waxy bricks. People will get that right? People will understand the relevance and significance to us parkour folk. Waxy bricks. Piece of mind go to the bank. Slight little micro pause on that. Yeah, it was f***ing sh** mate, not gonna lie. Oh, strided it, come on. Lovely. Oh, that was soft. Very quiet landing. Can you apply a stride tack back then? What? Your big headed loaf. Take off the stride tack. Missed that thorn bush, that was crazy. Slow-mo replay on that, I think. Please, Keelan. Another tack at this spot. I don't know how much power to put in. It's quite hard landing like that with like a cramped space and a rail in front. That's a ticket. I remember. It probably doesn't matter because I've drowned it in honey. So, can't taste what the actual tea is. And that's fine with me. So, honey tea. Peppermint with honey, mind you. I know, I don't have honey. We're a tea channel now. So, slowly we'll phase out the parkour stuff when we get too old and we'll just turn into tea reviews. Subscribe for the future tea and gardening business. So, this is it, Stora Army. This is what you've all been waiting for. Waxy bricks. Wax, why is there wax on them? Can you see the shimmer? Waxing or waning. I'm waxing lyrical about this new style of brick. I'm waxing philosophical about this. Did you see the lache outside that crossfit box on the wall? Yeah, I did. Yeah, restricted swing though. We should ask if we can do it. Because we should ask because they're crossfit bros and they'll probably beat us up. Or do battle ropes at us. All right, we're at the next spot. Yeah, we've never been to this estate. It looks so good though. Robbie Grittith had a tear up here. Robbie Grittith with the catfall stick over there and the plyo arm jump over here. Good lad, sending those ones. Really nice plyo sequence here. The only thing is we can't go over to check that wall. We don't know whether it's wet or the bricks were loose. It's just a bit of a gamble to try it with that drop. And it's a tiny bit mossy as well. I reckon same as the spring. Most of us would all hit that plyo arm jump. We're quite good with heights like that. But in the situation like today where you can't check the landing surface and it's got these tiny little bulbs of green moss on the top. I'll try to find an example. The landing has basically that on top, which we all know it should be all right. But sometimes you get like a pocket of moisture. It's like it might be one of those ones we have to come back to in prime summer. When the moss is gone. All right, next part of the estate. Mossy, mossy, mossy everywhere. The spot's not in the sun. You're basically not in luck. I'm looking for something to create a dry run up. At this point, this is obviously through bins. That might be quite good. It's wet. Nope, put it back. Not on the road. That might be what we need. What's the hand grip like? It would be really nice actually, hand grips least. There you go. Let's go Callum. Stepping ply then hopefully from standing. That was chill. Straight. He didn't even hold on. He's going straight to standing. Mate, come on. Looking at the pre-back, but it's a bit too mossy up there. Surprise, surprise. Moss ruins the day again. Can we go somewhere that gets sunlight in winter? Yeah, we are in a little shaded zone right now. I just got mossed on. Oh, how'd you get back? Oh, what the hell? As if. You've got to go from this to that. It's like a weird plane or like that. Bro, it's so steep. You've got to like dive almost before you drop. Yeah. Oh, I'm back. Oh, easy. Spider Josh. Oh, perfect like size for you to make it like that full extension. No hands on the top. It's going to be easier. Just focus pure footwork. Oh, a little shuffle along. Yeah, that'd be the tech. That'd be the tech. It'd be hard to jump straight over, then stop the momentum. Yeah. I guess you're not really using the ledge. Oh, separate challenge. You see that one, Cal? Arm jump straight to shuffle over dyno. Oh, that's tough. It reminds me of like a good brick challenge. Oh. It goes though, annoyingly. Does it take attempts or? Oh, that brick is so sharp up there. It's so sharp and I don't think I'm going to get that two hand grab. Give me a one hand ripper. Oh, he slipped. I call that slight delay on that. No way. What do you think, Stuart Army? Am I being harsh? Let the Stuart Army decide. Quote the minute and do you think, thumbs up if it's a success, thumbs down if it's a delay. What are you on about? Smuggery. Next spot, that place, maybe. Somewhere with no moss. There we go, that's good. Happy, aren't you, Stuart Army? Try a new little corner on the spot. What's this? It's not as bad as it looks, actually. I had a good grip on that one. Nice. It's a finger nodule that you can get like perches behind. Right hand was really like locked in at one point. Oh, that was it. That's connectable, actually. The size of the pre is like, you can stick this jump and still like be fine to eke out the power, I think. It's just line that you need to know, but I suppose you got these on your shoulders, so you need to aim towards that. Sometimes you find that good grip, sometimes you don't. Oh, nice. That was connected well. I always find it hard to connect lache to plyo. Yeah, it was all right. I think I had a little bit of a pause there and I'd like to kind of stick it and tack off. Try again. Connected. Yes, that was the one. That was the one. Yes. The power from the lache was right, though. When you come into laches, they feel so nice to stick, but to like carry your momentum on to a plyo, well. Nice. Good, it's a stick, though. Time to get, yo. Time to get my wad on. Oh, yes. That was really fun. Post lache interview. Yeah. Do you want to have a go? Yeah, I'll have a go. All right. I'll accommodate you. Yeah, CrossFit folk are way friendlier than bodybuilder folk in my experience. You rude. I've got that on camera. Insult him. Destroy Callum in the comments. Two in a row, though. Oh, yeah. I mean, well done, man. Oh. Yeah. Lower bins. What a great spot. We have not been bothered yet. By the box. No bull. CrossFiddle. No bull here. Next spot. We're at the new location. You may have seen it in some videos. Look at this from Dave Vaughn. Oh, that's not very easy, man. Down there. That's so fast. That's ridiculous, bro. So close to the stick. You want to take it in turns, a little stick comp? Yes. We're not going to give you that. Would have overdone it without that hand, for sure. Oh. It's a no from Cal. Considering how good your sticks normally sound, that one did not sound like the right level. Full foot nasty one. Full foot nasty. Oh, yeah. Next one's a wonder strike, Cal. Yeah. Nice. Using gargoyles. Best we've ever used them in our whole careers. Can you get a flash dinger? Yo. I had one of those as well, but I did it from the overdue, rather than the underversion. It wasn't a chimpanzee, but I was really back this way. Yes. Nice. Yeah, you have to stay so straight. It is narrow. That's hard work, that. I just think even when I get the pre out of that, it's going to take so much willy to get the plyo. Oh, your turn. You go, new turn. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, that was a parkour kickoff. Oi, wasn't it? Between a tree. A roof, to tree, to roof. Nuts. Terrifying. You don't need mad swing. Yes. Oh, nice. Stuck it. She stuck it. Oh, I backed out. I just, because Lisa is doing it a different technique all of a sudden. All right, calm down. Same. Yeah, so you. Like this. That's the leg that's going round. Yeah, but you're just like here. Yeah, so maybe it's just the angle. The same technique, just the angle, right. I figured it out, it's just the angle. Yeah. Are you all right? No. I think you're close really so much, man. Really like, sticky. I don't think I'm doing it right. I think you're taking credit. Lisa's doing like, catching it like that. Yeah. And then like that. It's like you're leaning forward. And I'm doing it like that. Oh, and yet it hurts you here. Yeah, it is basically the same thing, but. Nice. Sorry, Star Army, for the half squad this week. Toby got wiped out by Sushi and Sasha's also ill. Drew's moving house, so he wasn't busy today. But we've actually, at the end of the session, we found ourselves at a lamppost. You might have seen the join video me and Benji did, but we've got a dedicated Monday video in the pipes. We're going to Bristol on Saturday, linking up with Joe Scandra, Danny P. For a pole masterclass. Yeah, lamppost masterclass from Danny P and Joe Scandra. It's going to be a burner video. We need to get it done soon as well, because me and Benji have been addicted to lampposts the past couple of days. Yeah, we've got them. That's all I'm thinking about. And I want some final little tweak techers from Joe himself. Yeah. Feel like he's got it on lock.