I Tested The World's Most Dangerous Courts

Today, every game of basketball we play, the court changes. From being sprayed with fire hoses, to stepping on Legos, Ow! Ow! to even playing in hurricane force winds. The first person to three baskets each round will get a point. The person with the most points at the end wins. And this is the fire hose court! Oh my God! There are two heavy-duty fire hoses! They will be blasting us as we're playing. Check up. Check up. Check up. Check up. I already feel it. Oh, wait a minute. Hey, top of the key. Wet like water. Oh, I just want to get off the court. The only time that you would have a wet shot, for sure, right now, is right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is unpleasant. Let's go! I'm one point away. Dude, you gotta make a jump start, Jesse. Oh yeah! It's hard to dribble anywhere. This is not fair. Layup! AHHHHH! If you guys think this court is crazy, just wait till later in the video. They only get more insane. Oh my God. No! You're going against like three people. All right, Johnny. There. Why is Johnny just standing there? and the courts are only getting crazier as the video goes on and this is the slam ball court One more. Ay! once again king of the court first to three points whoever wins the round gets a point this court is pretty dangerous i literally broke my shoulder on one of the trampolines in this park so Be careful. You be careful. You might not want to jump with me because I'm only going for poster dunks this round. You're not dunking on me. I'll let you have a jumper. No, he didn't. No! I just get dunked. Oh This time is dangerous for other reasons. Whoever is going up against me next, I am mad. Let's go, Ben. Hey, Ben is a Hall of Fame brick wall. He's strong. Oh, you almost got Blake Griffin. Oh my God. This is a crazy possession right now. Oh. Oh, dang it. Look where you placed him. Put him in a coffin down there. Is that foul? So I can't do much about this. I need my revenge. And, uh... Oh my God. I turned around to see the ball go in. Let's do it with you. That was a swish dunk. Nothing but net on a dunk. You ever seen that before? You dunked on everybody but me. Let's change that. Okay, no. Wait, you want me to dunk on you? No, no, I got confused. I got confused on my trash talk. No! Good D, Jeff. Oh, Jeff, he's in a good spot. He's in a scoring position. Oh, my God! Boostered by Jeff! Someone hang that on their wall. Oh, what time is it, Jeff? You know what time it is? Tell me. You're Paul George. Meet me at the rim. You gonna dunk on me? Yeah. All right. Wait, Johnny, this can be career-altering for you. Or for Jeff. I got it. Oh, screw. That was an insane court, but it's not as wild as the one at the end of the video. All right, let's go to the next court. Welcome to the dodgeball court. Pretty simple. There's going to be people on the sides, and whoever's not going, throwing dodgeballs while you play. Pretty simple. I just don't want to get hit in the head. I'm gonna get a bucket here. I need my points. How are we starting already? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. There's more fun on the throwing side. I feel like Hit him. Damn. I know that hurt. Check up. Bro, I didn't even get hit. Same thing. Oh! Oh my god. Bro, he's taking a while. **** it. Oh my god. Yo, whoa, are you trying to hit me? I'm with you out here. Oh my god. Hey! Aw, you were scared. I was scared. Don't let him score, guys. Whoa, that one just whizzed right by you. Oh my god. I was trying to dodge balls and make them move at the same time. Yeah, these don't faze me. I'm like the Matrix. Bucket. Thank you! No! Thank you! Thank you, guys! Thank you. No, how unfortunate. We both went for a defensive block with a dodge ball and Johnny's bounces into the hoop. All right, these are the scores popping up. And boys, the craziest thing is there are scarier courts coming up in this video. We are in the ocean for this court. And this time we are doing a two versus two and we filmed here once before and almost drowned. So it was very intense. First to three buckets. Let's go. Game point. We got a score right now. Tide is rising. I don't want to be swimming. Me and Johnny both get a point for this round. Let's go to the next court. Everybody knows one of the worst pains in the world is stepping on a Lego. So we have over 10,000 Legos scattered on this court with a mini hoop. I think this is the most dangerous one. This is definitely the most painful one. Check out. Oh my God. I think one's stuck. The secret to winning on this court is having no fear and accepting pain is life. No way. Ow, ow, ow! That man deserves it. That's the psycho. All right, Jesse, oh my God, ow! Ow! Oh yeah, good defense, ow! Out of bounds! No, no, I got this. Jeff is trying to avoid the Legos, this is a smart play. Ow! Got him moving in there. Bro, Jeff, he low-key set up to get dunked on. All that, all that for a brick. All right, the very first play, I tripped on some Lego and I tried to brace myself with my hand and I got cut. This is why they call it the world's most dangerous court. All right, I'm ready to go. Ben, you might be able to drive past him if you go full speed. If you commit, you're good. Go, go, go. Go, go! Ah! Ah! Johnny's a liability. I am a liability out here. Oh, God. Ow! Oh, this is a for real battle. Oh, God, I'm spinning again. Sidestep, three-pointer, mouth. See, Ben needs to stop jumping on his jump shots. No, please. Oh my god. Oh my god, ow! You are dying, Blanco! Ow! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Yeah, game point, you gotta D up. Let's go, come on. Ben, lock in, lock in, lock in. Oh my god, this is the Battle of the Giants. Get him, jump, jump, jump. Ah! That was painful. If you thought that was bad, just wait for the final court. Can you guys please subscribe just for this court? Now let's go to the next one. This is the Jesser Mini Hoop Court. We got the over the door hoop right there. Got the court lines. If you didn't know, we have our own hoop that's available at your local Walmart or walmart.com. This beautiful hoop, it's got LEDs, lights up, does a bunch of cool things. This is my court, I gotta start. Bro, chill out, chill out. I feel like a race car ready to go. Okay, you ready? Yeah. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Whoa! This is my court! Who's next? Let them know, Ben! Oh, you guys want to play this game, man? Huh? Huh? This is a dogfight right here. Highlighting. Oh, they're right near us. No! Not today! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, help, help me, help me, help, oh no, oh no, no, don't let this vehicle, don't let this vehicle, game point, ah, you've been the crime stopper this whole game, yeah, high school mixtape right here, oh, spin move, remember the day that you stopped Jess or the ladies, oh yeah. If you want to do that, get your own dresser mini hoop, local Walmart. To the next court. This is the random obstacles court. There is so much happening. And the bucket squad mascot, Bucky, is going to be on the court causing havoc. Right now, these are the current scores. See, I'm going to lock in. There's literally a yoga ball strapped to the backboard. I feel like you need to make layups. Oh my God. Bucky. Oh my gosh. What the heck? Bucky's a maniac. He still made a bucket. Those screens ain't going to work on me, boy. Watch this. What is Bucky trying to do? What are you doing? What? What are you doing? Jesse's just pushing people. I'm here. Oh my gosh. Bucky the maniac. Oh, yeah. No, this stupid yoga ball. Oh my god. He just used the court. Oh my god. Oh, that's it. That's it. Oh yeah. Hit him. Hit him. Oh. Oh my God. Yeah, ball. Oh my God. No, no, not me. Wow, floater. Oh. Oh God, he has a brick. Oh no, Bucky's coming. They both have bricks. Two. Let's go. Thank you, Bucky. Ben, with the point, this was absurd. Let's go to the next quarter. This court has the most dangerous rim in the whole world. It has two levels of razor-sharp metal spikes on top of it. Let's show what happens when you shoot a brick. Except we're not going to use a bucket squad ball because they're the best fastballs in the world. So we're going to use a different ball. Oh my god. No way. You got to make a perfect switch. Pretty much. And because this court is so dangerous, this round is double points. No! That was going in. You won't take a jumper. I'm scared. You won't take a jumper, Ben. It's open. How are you supposed to make these? I'll give you a little tutorial. What's up? I'm here. I'm here. I had a sense of that one, my bad. Bucket. Oh. Let's go, Jeff. Good drive. Fade. the spike. You hear the chains? Make it rain. OK, sauce him. Side step. Oh, I got to get a sauce. This is my hoop. I understand it now. Oh, yeah. I'm going to hit you with your shot. I don't know. I just have a good feeling I'm going to win this round. I don't know about that, dude. Ho, ho, ho. No way, I just made that you know why you're guarding at me out here is cuz I got range Oh that would have went in now. I should have gone in dude this balls tiny You ain't got bent. Okay. That's one good defense rim. Let's go loader Not the Mr. Beast ball. Guys, while they're getting that down, June 21st, my AAU team will be taking on Cam Wilder's RWE in Anaheim at VidCon. And we're doing a crater match after, Team Jesser versus Team Cam. Details in the description. I'm gonna get a bucket. I know people at home are gonna be mad I'm pulling out the Evo, but don't worry, I'm not gonna miss. And if I do miss, at least it's not a bucket squat ball. Oh, we're good. Oh no, it popped. Look, you can hear the air coming out, but watch this. You gotta have a good arc. Oh, good shot. Bang. Ah! Congratulations, Jeff, on the double points. On to the next court. Let's go. This is the toxic air pool. Even the camera people are wearing the gas mask. I gotta win this one. Oh, I don't know if you saw that, but Jeff scored. That's good for us. How are you supposed to shoot with the mask on? I'm on the airplane. My hand hit my mask on the camera. Oh! Give up, Ben! Game play! Game play! Let's go to the next play. That was crazy. Jump! This is the final level, the wind court. Now it's going to be worth double points. Me and Jeff are going to do a one V one cause we're the only ones with a chance of winning this video. Now the wind court has these massive fans that can create 50 mile per hour hurricane level winds. Let's check it out. Toss the ball up. All right, this is an example. I don't know. I don't know how this is going to work. All right, Jeff, shoot for ball. If you make it, you start. What the heck? I start. I hope Jesse doesn't keep trying to shoot a jump shot. Let's go. I feel like I have to dunk it. That might be the only way to score. I don't know if this is possible. Ah, I have to shoot it way to the right. Oh my God, I can feel it all the way from over here. No, how? I'm actually kind of glad I'm not going. I can't jump that high. Big brain, big brain. It is not looking good for Jeff right now. Jesse is up two to zero. What was that for? I like the idea, Jeff. Let's just end it with a dunk. That's the only thing you could do. You're looking devious. I don't like that. No! Ah! Again! You did it! We have changed Jester Reacts to Team Jester, which we are doing two IRL videos a week with me, Jeff, Zach, Moochie, and a lot of the boys. We just uploaded 100 basketball challenges over there. It was a crazy video. Make sure to go to that channel. We upload twice a week there. Lots of content. We'll see you guys in the next one. Peace!