yelena belova being a comedic genius in black widow

Why do I do that thing? Do what? The thing you do when you're fighting. In the... Like the... This... This thing that you do when you lift your head when you're fighting. With the arm and the hair. Where are my keys? Bitch. You do like a fighting pose. It's a fighting pose, you're a total poser. I'm not a poser. Such a poser. You know this is the first piece of clothing I've ever bought for myself? That? You don't like it? You can't just steal a guy's car. So you want me to chase him down and unsteal it? Is that like a... An army surplus? Okay, it has a lot of pockets. I like your vest. God, I knew it. I knew that. It's so cool, right? It's good, yes. Okay, you got a plan or shall I just stay duck and go? My plan was to drive us away. It's a shit plan. You can put so much stuff in there. You wouldn't even know. Vindication! Is it your time of the month? I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus. Yeah, that's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntary hysterectomy. You okay? Yeah, great plan. I love the part where I almost bled to death. You kind of just go in and they rip out all of your reproductive organs. Put your seatbelts on. Shut the fuck up. They just get right in there and they chop them all away. Everything out. You know, coming here makes you look desperate. Okay. I want to rain. Okay. So you can have babies. Okay, you don't have to get so clinical at this. Oh, I was about to talk about fallopian tubes, but okay. Oh, I stopped that like five years ago. I don't think we have enough fuel for St. Petersburg. No, we're good. We'll make it. Okay. It's dry. It's really dry. You're just as beautiful and as supple as the baby steps to the mat. All right, enough. All of you. I didn't say anything. Here's what's going to happen. I don't want any food. Eat a little something, Elaine. This would be a cool way to die. It was at this moment that he knew. He fucked up. The only thing you care about in your stupid glory days is the crimson dynamo and no one wants to hear about it. This is a much less cool way to die. Get out. The gas immunizes the brain's neural pathways from external manipulation. Maybe an English accent? Dreykov kills you. One of the big ones comes to avenge you. I thought you were supposed to be the best, like a real pro. Oh, I beg your pardon, Serena. Was the free flat and lifetime supply of Kissel not to your liking? What are the big ones? Well, I doubt that God from space has to take an ibuprofen after a fight. Sorry. I'm allergic to Midwest. So, we're going to talk like grown-ups? Is that what we are?