Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone Have a Lot in Common | W Magazine

You want me to hold on my little elephant It's me Okay, we're gonna have these pop-up animals. Well, are they rolling talking to us? Yeah, well, we don't know how to do it So we're just gonna try to figure it out. Yeah, I don't know how to do it Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Okay. Okay What what was my foot? What was my first job? Yes Babysitting I guess well, I worked at a dog bakery when I was 15, but you already know they baked dogs Yeah, awful. We'll talk about it later Okay, I would never bake dogs She totally would she's a cat person Not a cat person at all In the woods outside of this is gonna sound like a murder story, but it was in the woods outside of a Baseball game the guy who I kissed found my turtle. I lost it. No. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Didn't your turtle run away? My turtle ran away turtles This is all of the story this is criminally undisguised everyone nobody discusses run away you have to keep your eye on your turtle Yeah, okay. So Emily It's Emily member. Yeah, remember them. Yeah What was the first album I bought TLC crazy sexy cool. Nice. Yeah, mine was brandy. It was yeah Oh, we're kind of like along the same line. Yeah Obviously Jason waterfalls what I always Jason I used to think it was go go Jason waterfalls go and I was like There's this there's this misheard lyrics website called kiss this guy.com. That's the Jimi Hendrix. Excuse me. Well, I kissed this guy To write in what the misheard lyric was and when you found out that you had been mishearing and give it to me Give me some gum. Come on be my girl Also, Michael Jackson, I'm bad bad man, pajama. I still don't know what it was what bad man's pajamas Pajamas, I still don't get it Well, there was my first Oscar dress was the the Calvin Klein read It was a scuba. I was just gonna say it was like a bathing suit dress. Oh, yeah super bad premiere. I wore a like a blue kind of dress Wow, tell me more Can I quit does this look enough like a giraffe that I can quit that looks like a brontosaurus Do you watch Liam before time wait, no, we've already talked about Liam before time. No, we haven't. Oh Who are you confusing you and I don't know the friend. No, I don't I abandoned all my other relationships when I met you Thank you We had two dogs named Norman and Chelsea that were Golden Retriever, that's really cute. Yeah I had a schnauzer named Ozzy Yeah, a schnauzer. Yeah, how'd they go? The shoes are we hated us so much He never wanted to be in the same room as us. My porno name is Ozzy Ormond Ozzy Ormond and I I'm well because I chose Chelsea and then I always thought that the street were almost Thunderbird But I think it was actually Weathersfield. So it's Chelsea Weathersfield Wow But Chelsea Thunderbird would have been Chelsea Thunderbird would have been the perfect one. Yeah I think Emily Stone is a pretty good porn name. Mm-hmm. That's really nice. Mm-hmm. You're welcome It's just hard not to talk about mushrooms Like Chanterelle, yeah Yeah, what do you what's so funny what's coming No, I mean obviously definitely my 25th birthday where my friend surprised me with them Christian are holding my birthday cake I mean, I don't want to sound like I know that that's like a famous person story But like when I was a kid My parents would be like it was your birthday yesterday Like we didn't have like parties so my only birthday party stories are after I'm famous. So I went of Morticia when I was a kid and I got to do this like press on long nails and I had the long wig and All the makeup and I felt incredible. I was like six years old and I was like, ooh Nice, my mother wouldn't have let me wear those. She would have said that they would conjure the devil. I was a picnic table Like she wouldn't let me be like a witch or anything I couldn't be like a witch or a ghost Like that and then I cut a hole in it and we pasted You know like but the problem was like I had a crush on this guy named John And we were gonna go and it was gonna be like my only time I was gonna be able to like interact with a boy and I was like so pumped for Halloween because we were gonna interact and then like I put my face in a tablecloth and Was like hi John We both had the same stalker and his name was joint John orchestra guy John the orchestra Like accidentally text us so Emma and I we I have told this story Yeah, we're maybe it was just a friends We might not have told it publicly you told it publicly because people started coming up to me like wait a second He wasn't really a stalker He's just this guy that has a lot of people's phone numbers and he must have one that's like an age Yeah, like an agent's and he texts and he says hey, hey Alex or you like me up a name. I'm running late on my way to the soundstage Can you warm up warm it make sure it's just warmed up Yeah, make sure the order is always about warming up the back and let me know you got this John and we were like We had been texting blah blah blah We texted like every day for a year, but we had never talked on the phone and we had never met So then we were finally gonna meet she sends me her address I drive over and on the way over. I'm like, oh my god What if this is John the orchestra we've never spoken and then just trusted it when she thought when I was on my way Over she was like, oh my god. What if it's John the orchestra guy? Yeah, so then I called you and you're like Anyway, that was the first thing we had in common God, this is so we've all been there right? Yeah Why a double-engine failure on a plane so that one's pretty easy for me. Oh, it was like eight months ago Yeah, I didn't know that was gonna happen. We were just careening to the ground I thought we were gonna die But now when I fly if I have PTSD flashbacks the plane will be landing like totally normally to everybody else But to me it feels like we're careening again. So I'll go Scream Ten minutes ago, I don't know all the time What about when you're both of your contact lenses popped out of both of your eyes at the same time because your eyes are to Jen Jen came to see cabaret and both of my contacts popped out of she did like a big They drag me off the stage in the dark and she came back No Enough enough. I'm your dance mom. You need to calm down I went up and like knocked on her dressing room door and I was about to be like dude That was so awesome. And she opens the door. She was like it was awful. It was terrible I was blind the whole time Emma. Yes. What was your favorite film when you were young Emily? I loved the jerk and I loved hocus-pocus and I loved Beetlejuice. I liked a little bit of the spooky stuff Well, Dumb and Dumber. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I was gonna say or Jurassic Park Jurassic Park I believe to be the best movie ever made. It's incredible. It's phenomenal. It's pretty much a perfect movie. You get me I know when Laura Dern is like when the triceratops is No, I just said like triceratops like with a totally straight face I was like I guess triceratops was ill and Laura Dern was like looking at his tongue and I thought that was cool Yours looks like an elephant mine. Look at the face. It looks like a I quit. Thank you. Oh my god, they're even cold Can you pop that at me? I would never I would never I don't want to hurt you. I don't hurt you Well, where should I and where should we pop it toward because I don't want I don't want this to be a metaphor of life But you're way ahead of me. Should we just like hold the cork? No, no, no. No, don't do that. Hold it. Hold it Cheers honey No, it was just really gassy Me Oh, oh, I don't want to go to this thing. Let's get drunk and then let's go