THE ULTIMATE PERU ROAD TRIP (2 weeks Lima to Cusco)

Since I typically don't know the names of the characters or places in any of the movies I watch, and I usually just call them the good guys and the bad guys, Tim would like me to read to you where we're going. To stand here and embarrass my, willingly embarrass myself, and I'm okay doing that. So we're going to the capital of Rohan, kingdom of men, located in the land once called Kalendar, situated in the great vale between the Misty Mountains and the White Mountains. And then in parenthesis it says, Ered Nimras, to the south. So that's what we're going to go see today. And I bet the Misty Mountains are just past these rolling hills, and I bet the White Mountains are the bigger ones with snow on them. But that's just an educated guess. That was terrific. We're doing it. We're finally tramping. New Zealand day one. New Zealand day one, take three, right? That works. That's right. This is our third day one. This is our third. This is the real deal though. We're hiking. We're going to go see Rohan. It's right up there. I have all the essentials for my first hike being in this lollipop. How long is this hike? I don't even like to call this a hike. Call it a tramp. It's a 45 minute, I think probably round trip. We're just going up there to go see the view. So everyone's got all their hiking New Zealand gear on, and they're like, okay, it's a 45 minute, I don't know. We're just going to walk over there and go take a couple of pretty pictures. Steep incline. Our first river crossing. You can afford it. You've got to be kidding me. You could step across it in a single... Sweetie, what sound does the storm make? No, what sound does it make? Welcome to Adora, kingdom of God. And it's windy as f**k.