DAD JOKES - TRY NOT TO LAUGH | Crossroads Church

Name: DAD JOKES - TRY NOT TO LAUGH | Crossroads Church
Uploaded: 2023-09-29T04:29:37.931Z
Duration: 6 min 27 s
Channel: TOO Funny in Life
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TOO Funny in Life

1 Video View·Sep 29, 2023 #funny

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold? He starts coughing. Want to hear a joke about construction? Sure. I'm still working on it. Why did the police officer arrest the duck? It was selling quack. Did you hear that they outlawed the round bales of hay for farmers? The cows weren't getting a good square meal. Try me again. My fiance said stop acting like a flamingo. I manned up and put my foot down. Your whole face is shaking. Why is Sweden so good at keeping track of their ships? Because they're Scandinavian. Scandinavian. How does a pilot like his sandwich? Got nothing. Plain? It's good. Where do you go when you get hurt playing peekaboo? I see you. I don't know. That was good. That was good. What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Ouch. Nothing. It just lets out a little whine. Christian, did you know that five out of four people struggle with math? I don't. I just had to wear my dad joke shirt. It should be like four out of five. What kind of car does a egg drive? I don't know. A yoke swaggon. That's good. That was a shell of a joke. That was good. Did you hear that? I said shell? That's witty. Age old question. Shortest man in the Bible? Wee little man is. Some people think it was Zacchaeus, but you'd be wrong. Some people think it was Nehemiah. They'd be wrong. There's also some shoe heights in the Bible, but it was actually Peter because he fell asleep on a watch. Nothing. Oh, that was going to be funny, but I'll just leave. Nate, what did the baby corn say to mama corn? I don't know. Where's popcorn? Not to brag, but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory. I think I'm getting tired. Is the leading cause of dry skin? I don't know. Towels. I was going to tell a carpentry joke, but I couldn't find one that would work. Jay's pulling him right out of left field, baby. Why did the chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan. I told your wife to embrace her worst mistakes. She gave you a hug.