What Karine Jean-Pierre’s Flashy Vogue Feature Says About Her, with Jesse Kelly

So she gets this spread in vogue, Jesse. I mean, honestly, you would think that she were like the first lady or some prime minister, the way they give her sort of the royal treatment. And they have covered her like she is, you know, our true next leader who's gonna take us rhetorically into the next season. Trying to find my, okay, here they are. They talk all about her fashion sense, how her style at the White House lectern is to disarm with a smile and then lay out facts. Okay, that's what they say she's known for. The headline is, she has made history and waves. And they go on to say, okay, she gets some criticism from the White House press corps that she sounds rehearsed. Writes Vogue, that is because she does rehearse. In prep, she chooses adjectives and verbs with fastidious care. Did you have any idea that this, I mean, honestly, she's gotta be the worst White House press secretary ever. And I include Sean Spicer in there. That she is up there rehearsing those banal answers, allegedly choosing her adjectives and verbs with fastidious care. Megan, she can't even talk. She can't even talk. You and I have had this discussion before. This is the press secretary, her job is to talk. She should be better at talking, really, than most people because that's her job is to be the voice. And when she gets up there, you've talked about it before, how she has to read everything. She's up there and when someone asks her a question, she's looking down and she's referencing her notes on just basic questions of the day. She is easily the worst I've ever seen in my life. I don't know how you could find a worse one than Corinne Diversity Hire. Although, there's no evidence of any of this fastidious preparation, choosing her adjectives and verbs, if you actually take two minutes to listen to her. Our team put together just a short little montage of examples, watch. When the PRC government surveillance balloons transited the continental US briefly at least three times, as you just mentioned during the president's prior administration. And once that we know of the beginning of this administration's, but never for this duration of time. The NORAD is part of like a, part of a, it's a, it's a, what you call a coalition, a core solution. A pact of nations. A pact, exactly. We did it in clearly in step with Canada. Three US winners of the 2022 Nobel prize who won the Nobel prize in chemistry, who won the Nobel prize in physics and who won the Nobel prize in economic sciences. I don't have anything. I just don't have anything. I don't have anything. I just don't have anything. Here, he tripped over a sandbag on the stage and briefly he tripped and got up and he got right back up. And so I'll just leave it there. She's such a wordsmith. So good with the verbs like transit, transit. You want a scary thought, Megan? It hit me when I was watching that little montage. Okay, so obviously we all know Corinne diversity hire was not hired because she can speak well. She just cannot. So she was hired for diversity reasons. Okay, so that's embarrassing and it makes for funny montages. How many critically important positions in this government have been filled in the exact same way? Just take a minute and think about how many. Vice president. Yep. Really? With a senior official at HHS who's trying to trans all our children. Yes, yes. Pete Buttigieg. And we can keep going. Same exact reasons. And these people matter. They matter a lot. The last guy who was stealing women's luggage and wearing thongs around the airport, that dude had the nuclear codes. You have to laugh. It's laugh or cry. That's why we're in the circle of hell. We're in the seventh circle of hell today. Sam Brinton, who still, how many, like they're coming out of the woodwork to this day. New people alleging him of having stolen their luggage and worn their clothes. You're right. That's such a gutsy move. It's terrifying. Here's a little bit more from the Vogue treatment of Karine Jean-Pierre. They got a statement from Dr. Jill Biden. As a pioneering White House press secretary, so I appreciate the honesty. That's, yes, pioneering. That's the reason she's there. First black and lesbian White House press secretary because we really needed those boxes to be checked. As a pioneering White House press secretary, she brings grace, integrity, and insight to the podium. With her calm, quiet confidence, Karine inspires us all. Does she, Mitchell? Oh, we've been watching a lot of Modern Family, my family. Does she, Mitchell? Integrity and insight to the podium. I mean, it's just a basic lie. I realize it's like a White lie. She's trying to be kind, but it's literally the exact opposite of what she does. She lies. They all do. But she lies every other day about Hunter Biden. She never answers a question. There is no integrity there, and there's certainly zero insight she's provided since she took over the job. And all these journalists, Megan, are okay with everything you just said. That's the thing. It's not like Joe, who's hiding so they can't really get to him. They stand in front of this woman and sit in front of this woman every single day, and there's a shockingly low amount of hostility coming her way. Wouldn't you say, Megan? I mean, she's essentially spitting in their faces. That's who she's insulting, but they're not really insulted. I'm wondering why that is. Yeah, well, it's amazing, because they actually managed to find a couple of reporters to push back on this, the White House press corps saying, what is happening here? Like, since when do we do this with a White House press secretary? And she's been very anti-press. She's given no, like her job is actually to funnel real information to the press corps, who represents, as much as we hate them, us. They're out there trying to get answers for the American people. So her middle finger every day to them of, I just don't have anything for you on that. I just don't have anything for you. I have nothing for you. Consult Hunter Biden, consult, you know. It is a middle finger, and the press should be angry at her. Look in the mirror. You see those dark spots? Well, they're not gonna go away on their own. Introducing the Dark Spot Corrector from Genucel, perfect for summer. The Dark Spot Corrector with not one, but three cutting-edge ingredients goes to work fast to target sunspots, dark spots, liver spots, even old discoloration, both on your face and hands. Enjoy your summer sun, beach, and barbecues without embarrassing spots. With Genucel, you'll see the results or you'll get your money back. No questions asked. Go to Genucel.com right now. 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